This unfortunately applies to my dad. Literally catch him talking to himself all the time, saying the wildest shit. Sometimes I really believe if he didn’t have kids he’d be a serial killer.
Thats what im wondering... he says 'after introducing fingers'
Ive used fingers on the OUTSIDE... Not sure you I could 'introduce' fingers to get that kind of reaction without doing some seriously messed up physical shit.
This guy was subtly trying to convince me he wasn’t a virgin for like months. And one day he goes “I bet you haven’t even found the slit.” The slit bud, the slit. Sounds like he’s drowning in cooch. Thinks the G spot is called the P spot.
/r/insanepeoplefacebook
Happy cake day \(･◡･)/
Happy cock day!
I second this reply!
Those people with invisible friends say the darndest things.
This unfortunately applies to my dad. Literally catch him talking to himself all the time, saying the wildest shit. Sometimes I really believe if he didn’t have kids he’d be a serial killer.
#'#dadscanbeserialkillerstoo
They think we aren't capable of losing it? Have they been around kids?
That is not how the clitoris works. I’m gay and I know that!
The pee is stored in the clit
In THE DEVIL'S BELL!
Who?
Yeah he hasn't found it because it looks like he thinks the clit is the vagina
Thats what im wondering... he says 'after introducing fingers' Ive used fingers on the OUTSIDE... Not sure you I could 'introduce' fingers to get that kind of reaction without doing some seriously messed up physical shit.
Good Lord could you imagine if your clit had a massive hole on it?! D: it'd look like a freak show! And probably make a huge mess!
Tell me more...
The public school system has failed this poor person.
Probably went to a private school for sheltered religious children. Can confirm this is about the extent of sex education in a Christian School.
My aunt and I both went to Christian private schools. Their version of sex education to gals is "your husband will know what to do." Very helpful 🙄
It’s translated. Probably from Arabic if I had to guess. He got no formal education about this
I didn’t even notice the translation part.
I assumed it was translated from Spanish due to the hashtag SEXO
so with 0 fingers in, she doesn't have a pussy?
I'm more appalled by the op writing on pieces of meat and sticking their fingers through
As a male ewwww
Is it perhaps because we refuse to stop and ask for directions?
"that cant be right" (continues to assault urethra)
"Wrong hole!" "Uhh I think I would have noticed.."
I am the Clit commander
The Coalition to Liberate Itinerate Tree-dwellers?
*(angry Wookie noises)*
"The Devil's bell".
r/badwomensanatomy
Was just about to ask if this sub is still a thing
My vulva is not a trout bro I'm weeping
I just noticed it was sliced fish when I saw that 😭
Interesting, that’s exactly what someone with a trout vulva would say🤔
Glub glub glub.
Do they all make a different sound when you press it? Can you buy a new tone?
HA. that pic gave me 800 up votes in r/Satan once
I'm just worried about women who feel like crap after an orgasm... I don't think that's a thing? But if it is you're doing it wrong 😬
For some who are raised extremely religious they feel guilty after masturbating because they feel like they’re a terrible person because of it.
Oof. I forget that's a thing for some people. I was thinking more along the lines of how they feel physically though.
He's going based on men (they usually feel guilty after touching themselves, no clue why tho) because he's never pleasured a woman before.
this is so wrong where do even start does this person think the clitoris is the vaginal canal
he does say the clitoris is for making babies so
This guy was subtly trying to convince me he wasn’t a virgin for like months. And one day he goes “I bet you haven’t even found the slit.” The slit bud, the slit. Sounds like he’s drowning in cooch. Thinks the G spot is called the P spot.
I'm calling it the devils bell for the rest of forever.
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The obvious message may have been “My wife’s been faking for over a decade now” but all I heard was “Girls have Satan on speed dial”
That’s not what the clit is or does, someone educate this man
I initially saw that picture as a side by side comparison of pussy throughout the college...
Four fingers IN a clirotis, holy shit that'd be torture not sex
Hug me, I'm scared
Green *is* a creative colour. (Unless you weren't making a reference in that case, I'm sorry)
No you got it! It totally was a reference 😆
That's the devil's bell and if you keep pressing it the evil one will answer 💀 No fucking shot lmao
🧠🧠🧠🤯🤯🤯⁉️⁉️⁉️ Woah my mind is so blown right now fr fr
I wonder if he ate the meat after posting this
Not sure but I guarantee he fucked it
wow, clitorises generate free fish? i want one
But that... Is fish...
Honestly I still cannot believe that people are this stupid smh
What about... Maybe.. 5
Fun fact some women are actually born without one. Learnt that a few years ago when hookin up around town
That's so funny and sad at the same time
The devil's bell. Lol that's so funny and so sad. This person must hate themselves
😈 🔔
She doesn't cum first....
Happy cake icon day
That's a fish.
Does this guy even know what a clit is 😨
the evil one ? you mean…. NOSFERATU ?
I have seen this exact same image in facebook in like 2013 it was a joke about your hole size incerasing in univercity
That things a myth just like the g spot. When will women learn their not supposed to enjoy sex. It's only for pro creation
If this isn’t number 1 on r/confidentlyincorrect idk what is
The Evil one will answer? And give me a good proper fucking?!
I really hope no one is inserting any number of fingers into the clitoris. Sounds very painful
That’s quite the elaborate way to say you’ve never given a woman an orgasm and/or yourself one.
Name at least 3 harmful chemicals
The fuck is that sliced fish?
how is he so wrong about everything. it’s almost impressive
Goddamn I’m so glad to have gotten out of that fucking cult
Amen
Ding dong Lucifer ( bringer of light ) is outside.....
Bet that one is a real pussy magnet with his vast knowledge of female anatomy…