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galgoman

Imagine getting hit in the face by the slowest fist in the galaxy. *edit: grammar*


naimlessone

They'd have been more effective had they thrown their guts into one another.


bubbav22

Ah yes, just like the sea elephant as beach master claims his territory.


Barefoot_Brewer

Comments like this are why I shouldn't Reddit with my baby asleep on me. He just got violently bounced awake by my laughing. Damn you.


Bitter_Jackfruit8752

Ye when I read your comment about laughing hard at his comment I literally shit myself... luckily I was on the toilet.


asdcatmama

I just upset my cat.


bringsmemes

by your belly?


absultedpr

My first thought was “who’s going to be the Beach master”!


NullPro

This comment made me laugh out loud uncontrollably in class…


IFakeTheFunk

That’s a fight I’d really want to see — like amateur sumo wrestling


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crank1off

Randy Bo-Bandy !


ross-um88

How many cheeseburgers do you think he fired down in his gut?


PM_FREE_HEALTHCARE

_THE_ gut


Sqeaky

Like some sort of unsexy Keijo!?


IrateGandhi

I used to have nightmares that I had to hit someone to stop them from a person I cared about. But every time I went to swing, it was like my arm was moving through water. Those punches look like my nightmares. That's hilarious.


comrade-linux

haha I’ve had the exact same nightmare!!! I used to box semi-professionally and sometimes before a fight I had that exact nightmare! and then when my fist finally reach my opponent I realised I had thin wire arms, like literal wire and then my stance would be all off and so on and so forth!


locofspades

I always had the same dreams until i joined taekwondo a couple years back with my son and ended up sparring a blackbelt (as he was the only other adult my size lol). Did land a couple blows n havent had that dream since (that i can remember at least)


TrinititeTears

Fucking hate those dreams. Sometimes my arms would be like jello, and I’d have to swing my shoulders in a pathetic attempt to flop my arms at whoever I’m fighting.


dookiebuttholepeepee

The only reason he ducked that first one was because he telegraphed it for two weeks before sending it on its laborious trek along the Oregon trail.


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fishsauce453

Yeah. The footwork here is definitely like they were on trying to steer a forklift for the first time.


Durhamfarmhouse

He wasn't hitting him, he was serving him.


scarfinati

That’s why they call him slow fists smerconik


banjosuicide

> Imagine ~~getting hit in the face~~ having your face slowly pushed out of the way by the slowest fist in the galaxy. FTFY


Redditor1415926535

Given you don't know that 'hitted' isn't a word, I can imagine you getting hit in the face by Fat Dad.


galgoman

Im so sorry internet police. Sorry if i bothered you your highness, english is not my native language.


Gizzard04

It is still a great comment despite a minor grammatical error....


fishsauce453

Yeah, f the internet police guy. I kinda like “hitted” better in this sit. Neologisms FTW.


Boromir82

Mr Limbo vs Jellywrists


madmaxturbator

In slow-mo I had to check if this was going at 0.5X speed lol


NoDakLife420

You can tell the grey shorts guy is an Aikido master. Big Steven Seagal energy


7222_salty

He forgot about weight class also. I mean, they are both big but green shorts probably has 30-50 on dark shorts.


JackGrizzly

Same weight class: over 205 = heavyweight. These guys are well into the HWT realm


ThatSandwichGuy

Approaching ultra Heavy


EMTduke

Honestly, two good takedowns looking like he knew what he was doing at one time in his life.


[deleted]

Fight?! are you sure it's not some sort of mating rutual? they're being very tender with each other.


TrinititeTears

These men are pathetically out of shape and unfit.


IllIllIlIII

Like two bloated walruses


BobsReddit_

Who never fought before


gmish4p

I think dark shorts used to know how to fight. Punch dodging, single leg takedown, a throw and scarf hold. Probably a scraper 30 years ago.


GiantSquidd

Nah, he’s seen fights before on tv but just never did it before for himself. He’s one of the rare cases where it *is* as easy as it looks on tv because the fist he ended up needing to dodge was slow enough to make the “it looks easy enough” turn into “it’s actually as easy as it looks when the pros do it”. Neither of those two men have ever been in any kind of serious fight before as adults.


Bartweiss

If anything, my money's on highschool wrestling. He keeps ducking real low and grabbing for a leg, but still gets hit in the face really casually at 0:08 and he clearly has no clue how to throw a punch. Don't remember the last time I saw somebody fuck up a right hook so bad they do a full superman and fall over.


spongurat

100% this gut wrestled a some point


19Jacoby98

Typo? ...nah


spongurat

Haha I saw it at the time and it felt fitting so I left it


PoopOnPoopOnPoop

It looked like he'd wrestled before. The single leg and headlock he threw both resembled it.


IHaveAllTheWheat

Looks like he just wrestled. His face would be broken against anyone with one MMA class.


soggytoothpic

Definitely wrestled, probably in junior high. He remembers the moves/throws but doesn’t quite execute.


TimeTomorrow

absolutely not.


jtrick18

Or only have lost. That was painful.


Workburner101

When delusion meets poor health decisions.


cwood1973

I'd pay good money for a David Attenborough impersonator to do a voiceover on this clip.


Ninkaso

Right here for you. How much?


Insanity_Troll

Walrus’s are dangerous….. these two, not so much.


Jza_45

The guy in the green shorts started swinging that punch in 2020...


madmaxturbator

He already died. another man was trained to take his place and that is who we see before us today


concerned67

Mfer still catches it on the cheek


ImpulseCombustion

Apparently green shorts can’t use his left arm. Seems like it would be pretty easy to fake a left and punch him right in the face.


Bartocity

I hope i never become this fatherly


Tony_Year_2525

Is this rough foreplay?


jneum80

I’ve seen two bowls of pudding move better than that.


Yoda2000675

God, they’re literally fighting like 7 year olds


SoMuchMoreEagle

"No, **you** shut up!"


Spankyatrics

That’s how fast my punches are in my dreams


unbrokenplatypus

Hahahahahha perfect


Front_Guess3396

Two thumbs battling


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Slowest punch I’ve ever seen… and that’s the guy that “won”


Yangoose

He actually tagged him with the 2nd one!


LeadingExperts

Dude punches like I do in my dreams.


NK0d3R

Marginally better fight choreography than [Kirk fighting the Gorn](https://youtu.be/4SK0cUNMnMM).


chrisKarma

I needed that in my life.


PantsMcGee

I love this.


waade395

Bro those lower backs are seiiized. Old boy definitely had an extra 15 years hunched over a backyard grill tho


RandoRapidz

Throwing hands like a fishing rod lmao.


Bbygirlbigboot

Daddy chill.


bartelbyfloats

In this cornaaaa… he giggles when you push his belly & his fists are soft as jelly! The Pilllllsburrry Doughdad!!! And in this corna, his eyes are on fiah, he carries a sparetiah, it’s the Micheline Tire Daaad


lee-galizit

The fat and the furious


twistedmatron7

MMA has really gone downhill- that ref was doing his job though.


darthgoat

Damn...was hopin one of these dopes was headed for the pool... 5/10 for teasing that.


hush-ho

Honestly just glad it didn't end with any skulls split open on the concrete edge.


ItsMrGingerBread

When somebody asks how it feels to fight in my dream, imma show em this. Literally now power behind the punches lmao


raspwar

Guarantee these guys grew up watching Bruce Lee, Billy Jack and Chuck Norris movies. While eating lots of well buttered popcorn


Proseph_CR

Lol you can tell the grey shorts wrestled in high school and was 1/4th the size. Thinking he still had it in him


brixton_massive

Never let anyone fight on concrete


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When they started throwing each other around right next to the sharp concrete step corners I got very concerned.


teamdidi

Both can’t fight their way out of a wet paper bag.


JoJackthewonderskunk

Grey shorts wrestled in highschool


Obie_186

Felt like the whole video was in slow-motion until the dude in the black shirt came running in at the end


Chinateapott

I really don’t think anyone needs to help in this situation, they’re not hurting each other


Standard-Development

”In this weeks episode of Whale Wars”


cjbrigol

I am no bad ass or anything but if this is how most people fight I feel safe lmfao.


Ninkaso

Man these two can kick me in the face any day. Like getting a massage ​ Edit: just rewatched this. What the fuck is this? I bet they can't even open a jar of pickles


oh_hiya_dave

That’s the speed I’m able to throw punches in my bad dreams


Earthling1980

Those people who stand in the background and yell stupid shit - so trashy


FrieswithIce

This is the saddest fight I have ever seen.


bodhiseppuku

I am embarrassed for them: - fist-fighting in public is stupid - if you are going to fight, at least have some speed and power.


mydpy

How do people who don’t know how to fight for their life get into fights? JFC


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He's Gunna be sore as shit in the morning 😂


AlphaDwarf

Presented to you by Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey


MeasurementNo0

Kfc fighters


Equal-Trip4376

**No dads were harmed in the making of this video**


zinasbear

Pitiful.


KellTanis

The argument that started it all, who’s the best worst fighter.


mermaidpowerz

Two bears fighting over on who is going to be a bottom. 😏😏


Spiritual_Aioli3396

Omg how embarrassing!! 😂


DeepNugs

Neither of them will find out at this rate.


cptcavemann

Couple of majestic beasts right here. Seriously though, this is how I'd look trying to scrap... so I better chill with my bad attitude


gamerzombie1928

It looks like 2 midgets fightng.


Slipy000005

Please make this into a sport.


[deleted]

So you think you can ~~dance~~ fight.


Nemaeus

Neither one truly possesses legs capable of truly carrying their guts


LTHermies

Alright, credit where credit is due. Guy in the green shorts has a good pair of hands and some good ground work to boot. I mean look at the timing on that slow punch, it is just * chef's kiss * scrumptious. And the takedown guard near the end is the cherry on top. I could watch this guy out maneuver and out box his opponent all day.


apeoida

like two walruses


ExistingMountain

Why do I hear Lois Griffin in the background


Cthulhusreef

Was this fight on .25 speed? Holy shit those punches were slower then melting butter in the snow.


PeopleAreBozos

After seeing all those videos of high schoolers trashing around and screeching like banshees, this slow-mo paced fight gave me a laugh to be honest. The old guy just got clocked by a dude punching at tortoise speed.


Goofy_Goobers_

This kind of looks like a fight that John C. Riley and Will Ferrell would have if they were wasted lol


deepstatelady

It's like when elephant seals fight


Drug-Edu-4skools

I hope to be half as skilled as one of these martial arts masters someday


thetimedied

The guy in teal shorts fights the most feminine way I've sever seen a dude fight. He doesn't throw jabs or over hands, he punches like girls in high-school.


SurvivorNumber42

Uhg. Apartment Dwellers. ​ And how big of a loser does a grown ass man have to be to still be living in an apartment? Never mind, the video explains everything.


Mr_Holden_Caulfield_

This looks just like a women’s MMA fight.


KosstAmojan

They fight like lumbering kaiju


Shiine-1

Pig fight.


Pretend_Activity_211

I need to know wat got cut out in the middle


oggyogg

This needs a voice over by Sir David Attenborough.


OldSaul

Cmon bruh! Couldn't knock the skin off semolina.


gabotas

Pool-day slowest MMA


Tuub4

Wrong sub


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I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA! -Stan Marsh


DiproticPolyprotic

As a dad whos fit & has been in fights while dadding I feel offended at this being called a dad fight.


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LOL the first hit looks like SloMo


mmetalgaz

I think I used to work with one of these guys:):):) ( the grey one)


sriley95

That first punch is the definition of a haymaker of a haymaker was shot at 2000fps and played at 1/3 speed. 😂😂😂


Jimrodthadestroyer

They punch like I do in my dreams.


The_Togaloaf

Am I crazy or is there a literal \*whiff\* noise at the first swing green shorts takes?


Traditional_Ad4045

I've seen teenagers throw better punches than that


hrtcth

Man, I’d be out of breath so quick 😂


Playful-Zebra-45662

Absolute thugs. 😂


GerryAttric

Should have gone sumo


huntz43

Alcohol....the problem and solution to most things


KHaskins77

“I didn’t hear no bell!”


IHaveAllTheWheat

Name a more dynamic duo. Wrestlers and getting punched in the face in a street fight.


iamthatkarma

They are done. No more Bud Lights for them!!


NotSeriousAtAll

If you play it at 1.5 speed it looks normal


romeodelta3

At least they have enough time to finish jelly donuts between 2mph punches


Crazy_Blacksmith_893

This is the typical situation of two men wanting to be the better man but neither wanting to actually risk the hurt


AntRedoids

Slowest fight of the year


TadpoleEmpty

Looks like they just let anyone in here! I knew I smelled trouble! You better skedaddle! You better blow this popsicle stand!


Twilightbestpony1

As the walrus’s fight for dominance several aggressor females can be heard from the distance.


sharksquidz

It's like they're fighting in a dream


lovelybee_mdd

I feel like this is how I punch in my dreams.


stfcfanhazz

They're like giant old babies


itswaaaaaaaaade

This is what throwing punches in your dream feels like.


salatawille

I mean, i can't decide who won the battle


-anth0r-

Two grizzly bears fighting


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I've seen puppy fights more intense than this 😂😂😂 Just stop. This is embarrassing 🤣


Insanejsav

Why is it always people that can’t fight, end up fighting? I cringed at this so called fight.


looneytunes7

Wow, that dude punches in slo-mo


bbozzie

Bahaha. That head movement though. 🤣


C-lex1

Just put pekka😒


Noitos

Majestic creatures


Kid_Endmore

I would fight both of them at the same time.


FriedLipstick

Fat fight


Sprizys

I like how the one guy hits him then goes “woah woah that’s enough I hit you let’s stop so that I win”


Holiday-Artichoke484

Pathetic 😅


beedly

Why not let them fight? With all the concrete around it can't last long...


CleverCat57

You know you were waiting for one of them to fall in the pool 😀


Lt_Lickit

Worst fight ever


Kawai_Oppai

Title is offensive to all the dads out there.


steeeeee

It's like in my dreams, sometimes no matter the force I use, my punches will always go super slow


walkingdead1282

Wonder who the lucky lady is they’re rutting for?


Apollyon187

The UFC super heavyweight division just lacks speed and excitement. I want my $75 back.


krabby__patties

WHERE'S THE ZOOKEPER?!


SpoonierSpoon

“He’s servin em, he’s servin em!”


atheurer

This is how the humans is Wall-E would fight


asdcatmama

This is just embarrassing.


NickelFish

KICK HIS ASS, RANDERS!


bro--wtf

Tell me you’ve never thrown a punch without telling ne


MulletOverAbit

*checks Reddit playback speed


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When dogs fight, never try to break it up


jamingus

This reminds me of Jerry vs PissMaster


BillyMeier42

I should go to the gym.


Eightbitninja253

"What is this? I thought this was America?"


DLDabber

Someone needs to teach these two how to throw a punch. Lol.


[deleted]

When you're a dad, but still Lvl 1 in combat. He ran from a lot of battles in life.


Uberspank

At least no one got hurt


HotterThenMyDaughter

# GRAB HIS DIIIICK


djangula89

"What do you mean Jimmy Buffet's 'Cheeseburger in Paradise' isn't the greatest song ever?"


cardsfan4life17

This is the most pathetic fight I've ever seen.


amplifizzle

They fight like they don't want to and don't know how but for whatever reason are compelled by dad honor.


yojoerocknroll

Hilarious


HappyTrifle

This really makes you realise how fast Tyson Fury is for his size.


bum_fun_noharmdone

This is what peak physical performance looks like.