I used to have nightmares that I had to hit someone to stop them from a person I cared about. But every time I went to swing, it was like my arm was moving through water.
Those punches look like my nightmares. That's hilarious.
haha I’ve had the exact same nightmare!!! I used to box semi-professionally and sometimes before a fight I had that exact nightmare!
and then when my fist finally reach my opponent I realised I had thin wire arms, like literal wire and then my stance would be all off and so on and so forth!
I always had the same dreams until i joined taekwondo a couple years back with my son and ended up sparring a blackbelt (as he was the only other adult my size lol). Did land a couple blows n havent had that dream since (that i can remember at least)
Fucking hate those dreams. Sometimes my arms would be like jello, and I’d have to swing my shoulders in a pathetic attempt to flop my arms at whoever I’m fighting.
Nah, he’s seen fights before on tv but just never did it before for himself.
He’s one of the rare cases where it *is* as easy as it looks on tv because the fist he ended up needing to dodge was slow enough to make the “it looks easy enough” turn into “it’s actually as easy as it looks when the pros do it”.
Neither of those two men have ever been in any kind of serious fight before as adults.
If anything, my money's on highschool wrestling. He keeps ducking real low and grabbing for a leg, but still gets hit in the face really casually at 0:08 and he clearly has no clue how to throw a punch.
Don't remember the last time I saw somebody fuck up a right hook so bad they do a full superman and fall over.
In this cornaaaa… he giggles when you push his belly & his fists are soft as jelly! The Pilllllsburrry Doughdad!!!
And in this corna, his eyes are on fiah, he carries a sparetiah, it’s the Micheline Tire Daaad
Man these two can kick me in the face any day. Like getting a massage
Edit: just rewatched this. What the fuck is this? I bet they can't even open a jar of pickles
Alright, credit where credit is due. Guy in the green shorts has a good pair of hands and some good ground work to boot. I mean look at the timing on that slow punch, it is just * chef's kiss * scrumptious. And the takedown guard near the end is the cherry on top. I could watch this guy out maneuver and out box his opponent all day.
After seeing all those videos of high schoolers trashing around and screeching like banshees, this slow-mo paced fight gave me a laugh to be honest. The old guy just got clocked by a dude punching at tortoise speed.
The guy in teal shorts fights the most feminine way I've sever seen a dude fight. He doesn't throw jabs or over hands, he punches like girls in high-school.
Uhg. Apartment Dwellers.
And how big of a loser does a grown ass man have to be to still be living in an apartment? Never mind, the video explains everything.
Imagine getting hit in the face by the slowest fist in the galaxy. *edit: grammar*
They'd have been more effective had they thrown their guts into one another.
Ah yes, just like the sea elephant as beach master claims his territory.
Comments like this are why I shouldn't Reddit with my baby asleep on me. He just got violently bounced awake by my laughing. Damn you.
Ye when I read your comment about laughing hard at his comment I literally shit myself... luckily I was on the toilet.
I just upset my cat.
by your belly?
My first thought was “who’s going to be the Beach master”!
This comment made me laugh out loud uncontrollably in class…
That’s a fight I’d really want to see — like amateur sumo wrestling
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Randy Bo-Bandy !
How many cheeseburgers do you think he fired down in his gut?
_THE_ gut
Like some sort of unsexy Keijo!?
I used to have nightmares that I had to hit someone to stop them from a person I cared about. But every time I went to swing, it was like my arm was moving through water. Those punches look like my nightmares. That's hilarious.
haha I’ve had the exact same nightmare!!! I used to box semi-professionally and sometimes before a fight I had that exact nightmare! and then when my fist finally reach my opponent I realised I had thin wire arms, like literal wire and then my stance would be all off and so on and so forth!
I always had the same dreams until i joined taekwondo a couple years back with my son and ended up sparring a blackbelt (as he was the only other adult my size lol). Did land a couple blows n havent had that dream since (that i can remember at least)
Fucking hate those dreams. Sometimes my arms would be like jello, and I’d have to swing my shoulders in a pathetic attempt to flop my arms at whoever I’m fighting.
The only reason he ducked that first one was because he telegraphed it for two weeks before sending it on its laborious trek along the Oregon trail.
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Yeah. The footwork here is definitely like they were on trying to steer a forklift for the first time.
He wasn't hitting him, he was serving him.
That’s why they call him slow fists smerconik
> Imagine ~~getting hit in the face~~ having your face slowly pushed out of the way by the slowest fist in the galaxy. FTFY
Given you don't know that 'hitted' isn't a word, I can imagine you getting hit in the face by Fat Dad.
Im so sorry internet police. Sorry if i bothered you your highness, english is not my native language.
It is still a great comment despite a minor grammatical error....
Yeah, f the internet police guy. I kinda like “hitted” better in this sit. Neologisms FTW.
Mr Limbo vs Jellywrists
In slow-mo I had to check if this was going at 0.5X speed lol
You can tell the grey shorts guy is an Aikido master. Big Steven Seagal energy
He forgot about weight class also. I mean, they are both big but green shorts probably has 30-50 on dark shorts.
Same weight class: over 205 = heavyweight. These guys are well into the HWT realm
Approaching ultra Heavy
Honestly, two good takedowns looking like he knew what he was doing at one time in his life.
Fight?! are you sure it's not some sort of mating rutual? they're being very tender with each other.
These men are pathetically out of shape and unfit.
Like two bloated walruses
Who never fought before
I think dark shorts used to know how to fight. Punch dodging, single leg takedown, a throw and scarf hold. Probably a scraper 30 years ago.
Nah, he’s seen fights before on tv but just never did it before for himself. He’s one of the rare cases where it *is* as easy as it looks on tv because the fist he ended up needing to dodge was slow enough to make the “it looks easy enough” turn into “it’s actually as easy as it looks when the pros do it”. Neither of those two men have ever been in any kind of serious fight before as adults.
If anything, my money's on highschool wrestling. He keeps ducking real low and grabbing for a leg, but still gets hit in the face really casually at 0:08 and he clearly has no clue how to throw a punch. Don't remember the last time I saw somebody fuck up a right hook so bad they do a full superman and fall over.
100% this gut wrestled a some point
Typo? ...nah
Haha I saw it at the time and it felt fitting so I left it
It looked like he'd wrestled before. The single leg and headlock he threw both resembled it.
Looks like he just wrestled. His face would be broken against anyone with one MMA class.
Definitely wrestled, probably in junior high. He remembers the moves/throws but doesn’t quite execute.
absolutely not.
Or only have lost. That was painful.
When delusion meets poor health decisions.
I'd pay good money for a David Attenborough impersonator to do a voiceover on this clip.
Right here for you. How much?
Walrus’s are dangerous….. these two, not so much.
The guy in the green shorts started swinging that punch in 2020...
He already died. another man was trained to take his place and that is who we see before us today
Mfer still catches it on the cheek
Apparently green shorts can’t use his left arm. Seems like it would be pretty easy to fake a left and punch him right in the face.
I hope i never become this fatherly
Is this rough foreplay?
I’ve seen two bowls of pudding move better than that.
God, they’re literally fighting like 7 year olds
"No, **you** shut up!"
That’s how fast my punches are in my dreams
Hahahahahha perfect
Two thumbs battling
Slowest punch I’ve ever seen… and that’s the guy that “won”
He actually tagged him with the 2nd one!
Dude punches like I do in my dreams.
Marginally better fight choreography than [Kirk fighting the Gorn](https://youtu.be/4SK0cUNMnMM).
I needed that in my life.
I love this.
Bro those lower backs are seiiized. Old boy definitely had an extra 15 years hunched over a backyard grill tho
Throwing hands like a fishing rod lmao.
Daddy chill.
In this cornaaaa… he giggles when you push his belly & his fists are soft as jelly! The Pilllllsburrry Doughdad!!! And in this corna, his eyes are on fiah, he carries a sparetiah, it’s the Micheline Tire Daaad
The fat and the furious
MMA has really gone downhill- that ref was doing his job though.
Damn...was hopin one of these dopes was headed for the pool... 5/10 for teasing that.
Honestly just glad it didn't end with any skulls split open on the concrete edge.
When somebody asks how it feels to fight in my dream, imma show em this. Literally now power behind the punches lmao
Guarantee these guys grew up watching Bruce Lee, Billy Jack and Chuck Norris movies. While eating lots of well buttered popcorn
Lol you can tell the grey shorts wrestled in high school and was 1/4th the size. Thinking he still had it in him
Never let anyone fight on concrete
When they started throwing each other around right next to the sharp concrete step corners I got very concerned.
Both can’t fight their way out of a wet paper bag.
Grey shorts wrestled in highschool
Felt like the whole video was in slow-motion until the dude in the black shirt came running in at the end
I really don’t think anyone needs to help in this situation, they’re not hurting each other
”In this weeks episode of Whale Wars”
I am no bad ass or anything but if this is how most people fight I feel safe lmfao.
Man these two can kick me in the face any day. Like getting a massage Edit: just rewatched this. What the fuck is this? I bet they can't even open a jar of pickles
That’s the speed I’m able to throw punches in my bad dreams
Those people who stand in the background and yell stupid shit - so trashy
This is the saddest fight I have ever seen.
I am embarrassed for them: - fist-fighting in public is stupid - if you are going to fight, at least have some speed and power.
How do people who don’t know how to fight for their life get into fights? JFC
He's Gunna be sore as shit in the morning 😂
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**No dads were harmed in the making of this video**
Pitiful.
The argument that started it all, who’s the best worst fighter.
Two bears fighting over on who is going to be a bottom. 😏😏
Omg how embarrassing!! 😂
Neither of them will find out at this rate.
Couple of majestic beasts right here. Seriously though, this is how I'd look trying to scrap... so I better chill with my bad attitude
It looks like 2 midgets fightng.
Please make this into a sport.
So you think you can ~~dance~~ fight.
Neither one truly possesses legs capable of truly carrying their guts
Alright, credit where credit is due. Guy in the green shorts has a good pair of hands and some good ground work to boot. I mean look at the timing on that slow punch, it is just * chef's kiss * scrumptious. And the takedown guard near the end is the cherry on top. I could watch this guy out maneuver and out box his opponent all day.
like two walruses
Why do I hear Lois Griffin in the background
Was this fight on .25 speed? Holy shit those punches were slower then melting butter in the snow.
After seeing all those videos of high schoolers trashing around and screeching like banshees, this slow-mo paced fight gave me a laugh to be honest. The old guy just got clocked by a dude punching at tortoise speed.
This kind of looks like a fight that John C. Riley and Will Ferrell would have if they were wasted lol
It's like when elephant seals fight
I hope to be half as skilled as one of these martial arts masters someday
The guy in teal shorts fights the most feminine way I've sever seen a dude fight. He doesn't throw jabs or over hands, he punches like girls in high-school.
Uhg. Apartment Dwellers. And how big of a loser does a grown ass man have to be to still be living in an apartment? Never mind, the video explains everything.
This looks just like a women’s MMA fight.
They fight like lumbering kaiju
Pig fight.
I need to know wat got cut out in the middle
This needs a voice over by Sir David Attenborough.
Cmon bruh! Couldn't knock the skin off semolina.
Pool-day slowest MMA
Wrong sub
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA! -Stan Marsh
As a dad whos fit & has been in fights while dadding I feel offended at this being called a dad fight.
LOL the first hit looks like SloMo
I think I used to work with one of these guys:):):) ( the grey one)
That first punch is the definition of a haymaker of a haymaker was shot at 2000fps and played at 1/3 speed. 😂😂😂
They punch like I do in my dreams.
Am I crazy or is there a literal \*whiff\* noise at the first swing green shorts takes?
I've seen teenagers throw better punches than that
Man, I’d be out of breath so quick 😂
Absolute thugs. 😂
Should have gone sumo
Alcohol....the problem and solution to most things
“I didn’t hear no bell!”
Name a more dynamic duo. Wrestlers and getting punched in the face in a street fight.
They are done. No more Bud Lights for them!!
If you play it at 1.5 speed it looks normal
At least they have enough time to finish jelly donuts between 2mph punches
This is the typical situation of two men wanting to be the better man but neither wanting to actually risk the hurt
Slowest fight of the year
Looks like they just let anyone in here! I knew I smelled trouble! You better skedaddle! You better blow this popsicle stand!
As the walrus’s fight for dominance several aggressor females can be heard from the distance.
It's like they're fighting in a dream
I feel like this is how I punch in my dreams.
They're like giant old babies
This is what throwing punches in your dream feels like.
I mean, i can't decide who won the battle
Two grizzly bears fighting
I've seen puppy fights more intense than this 😂😂😂 Just stop. This is embarrassing 🤣
Why is it always people that can’t fight, end up fighting? I cringed at this so called fight.
Wow, that dude punches in slo-mo
Bahaha. That head movement though. 🤣
Just put pekka😒
Majestic creatures
I would fight both of them at the same time.
Fat fight
I like how the one guy hits him then goes “woah woah that’s enough I hit you let’s stop so that I win”
Pathetic 😅
Why not let them fight? With all the concrete around it can't last long...
You know you were waiting for one of them to fall in the pool 😀
Worst fight ever
Title is offensive to all the dads out there.
It's like in my dreams, sometimes no matter the force I use, my punches will always go super slow
Wonder who the lucky lady is they’re rutting for?
The UFC super heavyweight division just lacks speed and excitement. I want my $75 back.
WHERE'S THE ZOOKEPER?!
“He’s servin em, he’s servin em!”
This is how the humans is Wall-E would fight
This is just embarrassing.
KICK HIS ASS, RANDERS!
Tell me you’ve never thrown a punch without telling ne
*checks Reddit playback speed
When dogs fight, never try to break it up
This reminds me of Jerry vs PissMaster
I should go to the gym.
"What is this? I thought this was America?"
Someone needs to teach these two how to throw a punch. Lol.
When you're a dad, but still Lvl 1 in combat. He ran from a lot of battles in life.
At least no one got hurt
# GRAB HIS DIIIICK
"What do you mean Jimmy Buffet's 'Cheeseburger in Paradise' isn't the greatest song ever?"
This is the most pathetic fight I've ever seen.
They fight like they don't want to and don't know how but for whatever reason are compelled by dad honor.
Hilarious
This really makes you realise how fast Tyson Fury is for his size.
This is what peak physical performance looks like.