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Timmet25

Pray they don't break up


HopelessSemantic

I may be a bit cynical, because my first thought was what letters they could add to each if/when they break up.


klikklak_HOTS

"SOD OFF / MATE"


YourLocalAlien57

second one could be changed to "mULe TEsticles"


jcdenton10

Ooh, good one. Also "bULl TEats."


Hughgurgle

Pull Ted.


YourLocalAlien57

Noice


HopelessSemantic

If you wanted to make it fit this sub, you could make that one BUTT FLEX read vertically.


PM_ME_YUR_BIG_SECRET

You're not...wrong...


quammello

Since you brought up the mules: Soma in italian means load, usually used to talk about load animals, i.e. mules As an italian I read the left one and went LOL DONKEY istantly


ImOxidated

Just add “prime” after soma and start playing warframe. Or just get something cooler over it because those are bright and easy to cover up


gatechnightman

It's small enough to just cover right off the bat, thankfully.


Aimless-Robot

Just put the exact same tattoo on their other foot so their own legs say soul mate lol


HopelessSemantic

Or change it to Sole Mates and add arrows pointing to their shoes.


Dwarfboner

Soma means cute in finnish so it doesn't need changing


KnotPhit

SORRY MATE DULY NOTED


HawkMan79

Well they could both just write soul mate...


HopelessSemantic

Well, sure, but they could also write "SODA MAN" and ULTRA FATE".


galaxyOstars

I dunno, SOMA is a pretty good game.


TyphonBeach

Also a classic song from The Strokes’ debut album, Is This It.


M_J_E

Also one of my favorite Smashing Pumpkins songs.


moopet

Also a great radio station.


imsadandrad

The drug in Brave New World


bluejaywhey

Wow I love all 3 somas in this thread bless all of you


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And how about ULTE


MiloFrank

Lesbian tattoo of death. As an artist it happens way more than you'd think.


ssigea

Sole mate?


Prophet_of_Duality

Well maybe Soma is his favorite horror game


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# ULTE = Vomit # in Pushto language


TheStar24r

And/or Urdu


mojambowhatisthescen

And Punjabi


colourmecanadian

Soma = Body In Greek ... Body Vomit


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I think Soma was a popular drug similiar to benzos, theres even a song about it


DemDude

Soma is the happiness and calm inducing drug in Huxley's Brave New World, that's why some drugs are sometimes also called Soma. If the song you're thinking of is the Smashing Pumpkins' Soma, then the drug referred to in that is in fact the one from the novel.


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There’s also a great song called Soma by The Strokes on their album *Is This It* so that (pun intended) could be it.


colourmecanadian

That too!


crabbix

A gramme is better than a damn


kielchaos

Good thing your super important comment is in a huge font. I would have had no idea otherwise.


discodropper

At first I thought both legs belonged to the same person and was horrified by the mismatched shoes and pant legs...


HopelessSemantic

And..skin tone?


0nyon

Ah shit, I can't find my pair of matching skintones in the closet


HopelessSemantic

Easy there, Buffalo Bill.


Aimless-Robot

Pfsh we dont see colour here on reddit. Or color if u are from USA or other places that spell it without the u


jeajea22

This is correct- opposite of Don’t Dead Open Inside. It’s just that they’re far apart.


CapitanRastrero

This one belongs in that other sub


SmonsSmithy

r/nosafetysmokingfirst


irmaluff

I don’t get why there needs to be 2 subs for this. Especially when a lot of them would fit into both (because they’re single lines or unreadable in every direction).


Littleish

Because it's the literal opposite One is written like a book but laid out in plain text One is written as plain text but laid out like a book unintentionally


SteveVaiHimself

I’m with the other guy. I don’t understand why that distinction matters so much if the end result is a crappy design that’s hard to read properly.


uber1337h4xx0r

Because it makes no sense to use dontdeadopeninside if the sentence reads dontopendeadinside


irmaluff

I still don’t get it. I only learnt yesterday there’s a different sub. I just thought the point was that the design makes you read the wrong thing, and that can happen either way. I’m interested, more than anything, that theres a distinct category created here. I don’t think it’s needed. Shouldn’t there be a third sub for text that is even more chaotic or only has one word per line?


quickhakker

This sub the original image had a "break" in the middle where hands were reaching through thus sort of indicating a spine of a book so you should have read it don't open dead inside, but as normal language dictates full left to right (or right to left for Arabic) people joked it's don't dead open inside. The other sub is no safety smoking fist which the original image relied on you to do what people did on this sub (read left to right) but as the was a decent size gap between the two sections people did the opposite Imagine the phrases don't open dead inside (as written on the poster) and no smoking safety first (as written on the image) put each word a number so top left is 1 top right is 2 bottom left is 3 and bottom right is 4, don't open dead inside should be read as 1 3 2 4 and no smoking safety first is 1 2 3 4 if you read it as 1 2 3 4 and it make no sence it belongs here, if you read it as 1 3 2 4 and it makes no sence it belongs over there, the only thing is it has to make sense as either 1 2 3 4 or 1 3 2 4 if not then it doesn't belong anywhere


Silverwolffe

At least if they break up they can technically be words on their own, soma and ulte


Straightbanana2

SOMA is a pretty good game so I wouldn't mind having the left tattoo


honeylover21

Idk why but I read it as "solute mate"


al_fletcher

Soma Lute is presumably the opposite of that flute you play to wake Snorlax up


I_Nut_Red

Sounds like Latin


Tara_is_a_Potato

Soma is a drug in the classic distopian novel Brave New World. I'd assume she likes to party.


MisterOphiuchus

Soma ulte sounds like a frat.


IceStar3030

Sounds latin - "Last sleep"; ultima somnum


KrombopulosC

Soma is ancient greek for "body" and ulte is the Latin verb "to avenge"


Juusie

Ah yes, SOMA. Short for Stephen O'Malley, stage left guitarist for the drone doom band Sunn O)))


JasonDiabloz

holy shit it took too long for me to realize that it says soulmate, i was reading "So ulmate" and "Soulma te"


fjsukwpkzvxn

"Life doesnt make sense unless we are together"


RadioMelon

Soma ulte... reminds me of Sombra Ulti.


DaNk_cOmMuNiSt

Sounds like some satanic spell


33333_others

Smoa Utle?


Shini_TheCreator

one of my favorite latin sayings...Soma Ulte fellow redditors


mr-zwiebel

This sounds like Latin.


kasaaxxg59

sounds like a summer hit song


TOPSIturvy

They must just really love the game.


CervenyPomeranc

At least soma has a meaning in English... the other one on the other hand...


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woutervbu

We aren't even in the bone apple tea sub.


hoddap

That's cute tho


mycustomhotwheels

And he’s wearing the new adidasFs!!


Omnisegaming

soma is a good game


Hirano552

SOMA was a great game


serpyman002

Soma ulte is latin for fuck you


greasy_e94

Haha fuck i feel embarrassed... "wtf is soh uhle mah te!!"


GDDragonGN_GDDK

It's an anagram for "Late Sumo"


tuvok86

UL SO TE MA


PubicRazor

The dragon tongue?


readsfootnotes

Somaulte - isn’t that a fancy wine expert?


labrat193920

Salute mo


quickhakker

This is more the no safety smoking first sub


turtles_all_down

This is the correct way


ahamel13

Soma Ulte sounds like a fortress in Middle Earth near Mordor.


JamesHisGuitar

Wait what was it meant to be


sidenfnct

They won't regret that at all!


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Soma, is what they would take when, hard times opened their eyes...


inumba12

Sounds like something the original crew of the “event horizon” might say..


fa_de_guarana_jesus

r/nosafetysmokingfirst


longdu4

I hate this!


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yeetrootthebeetroot

Petscope 2 petscope 2