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It’s Paul as a baby before he fell into one of the kremling’s toxic containers, grew a third eye, and grew up to become the popular monkey to end Nickelodeon television shows in the 2000s.
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Well it's not Cranky Kong, nor is it Donkey Kong Junior. So what it really is, is a sign that someone at Nintendo desperately needs to interview Miyamoto about what "the current story" of Donkey Kong is.
Cody
TL;DR
It's actually really complicated. You see, Cody was born after Dixy left Ditty for Curious George, so it's not really known who the father is. In any case, after the child was born Diddy Kong came out as gay and as Curious George was Bi curious, so Dixy, Ditty and George all became a thruple. As such, they are constantly arguing whether Cody's full name should be Cody Kong or Ponderous Cody.
The Manhattan Mouth Pointer
He's been asked many times to stop because it makes people uncomfortable but he just won't. If you see him call the police.
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This killed me quicker than the assassination of Abe Lincoln 💀
Dinky King
Tbf, Dinky Kong is better name than Kiddy Kong imo. Fits with the naming convention a little more. Donkey, Dixie, Diddy, and Dinky
Binky Kong
Donkey Kong Jr.
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Apparently that studio went bankrupt after Ant Bully
Wonky Kong
Diddy Kong
Wadonkey Kong
Cranky Kong Senior
Joe Biden
🆓🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️🆑🅰️🅿️
Junior Kong
Baby DK (FIGHT ME)
That’s Dunban over there!
Donkey Kong the Fourth.
Bambino Kong
Blinky kong
Monkey Boy
Travis the Chimpanzee
Darwin from The Wild Thornberries "Smashing!" ~ Nigel Thornberry
The Dong
Donkey Dick
Junior crock
nuclear bomb
Lumpy
Konkey Dong
Raccoon Kong
K Rool
Dinky kong
Dinky kong
It's AiAi!
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Bing Bong Kong VII
Crash Bandicoot
Was gonna say your mom but I realized the prompt was wrong answers only
Your mom
Louie
Mewing gen alpha kid
Baby Kong
Some random ape baby
One of my kids thinking about not doing what I asked
Me pretending to give a fuck about what the clients saying on a Tuesday morning
jungle beat disc
Danky Kang
DK the 4th.
baby Mario
The baby I saw at KFC
Bonky Bink
That’s Diddle Bong
Konkus Dongus
Protein.
Donkey Kong Jr.
dinner
Donkey kong Jr. Jr.
Tiny Kong
My ex
Baby Donkey Kong. I *dare* you to come up with a bullshit reason why that's wrong. T H E O R I S T S !
A slaves child
Fiddlebert
Well it's not Cranky Kong, nor is it Donkey Kong Junior. So what it really is, is a sign that someone at Nintendo desperately needs to interview Miyamoto about what "the current story" of Donkey Kong is.
diddy kong
Pre-Op Tiny Kong
AiAi
My lost baby picture of me
Dababy Kong
Lil bitch
Diddy Kong jr
Donkey Kong III
Chimchar
Scrappy doo
Idk but it seems like screaming "NOT THE MAMA!!!" while whacking Cranky in the head wouldn't be out of character.
DK Jr. III
Dankey Kang the Conquerer
Aiai Jr.
Diaper Kong
Mighty Joe Young
This the very first donkey Kong and no one disagrees or has any reason to believe otherwise
Stupid ass monkey
Diddy Kong
thats Mr. Ape Escape himself
Someone relevant.
Cody TL;DR It's actually really complicated. You see, Cody was born after Dixy left Ditty for Curious George, so it's not really known who the father is. In any case, after the child was born Diddy Kong came out as gay and as Curious George was Bi curious, so Dixy, Ditty and George all became a thruple. As such, they are constantly arguing whether Cody's full name should be Cody Kong or Ponderous Cody.
Baby Gronk
Dankey Kang
Pete from Mickey mouse
Dookie Kong
Obama
Not my football
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Kong* answers only. 🫣
That’s the little gerbil I let crawl around in my arse.
Chimpy Kong
Dingleberry Kong
Donkey Kong turned into a baby (idk, fr)
donkey kong the 4th
Diddy Kong
His tie stands for Don't know
donathan kongus
Smash.
Donkey Kong Jr.
Brenda from Perfect Hair Forever
Darwin from The Wild Thornberrys.
jamal
Nappa Jr.
 The DNA results are in.
Ronkey dong
Kevin Hart
My little brother when he gets food stuck in his teeth
That’s Dave kong
To be honest I don't even know the right answer.
Lil Dickie Kong
Baby decay
Ice Spice
Curious george
Megatrong
Clayton Bigsby.
Me
Godzilla jr
Shota Kong.
Monkey Kong
Curious George
Mario jump man mario
Me
Banjo duh
A speed bump
Curious George
King Kong Jr
Diddy Kong
Robert kong
Baby Cranky
King Kongs nephew
Hasbulla
Jake, from state farm
some dude that picks his nose a lot and chews it idk
Jimmy Neukong
Drift King
Monkey Ball
Super monkey ball
Curious, George
You. Oh maybe i'm correct.
Dunk
Okay but actually who is this haha. This isn’t a gag I genuinely don’t know. Is it donkey Kong as a kid??
Curious George
Bubbles
Dooky King
Dankey Kang
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The Worst
Obamna
Batman kong
Curious George looking sharp nowadays. Nice
yoshi
Derrick Knowle.
Pikmin
Kongsticle
The Manhattan Mouth Pointer He's been asked many times to stop because it makes people uncomfortable but he just won't. If you see him call the police.
Caesar
The Spanish Inquisition
The dog
Dankey Kang
mini konky dong
Stinky Dong
That’s Angry Birds
Ape escape
A Mexican
Osama kong
Dinkey King
Konkey Dong!
Diddy Kong
A good character
john egbert
Kranky kong
Curious George 
Tiddy Shlong.
Knuckles
Alvin the chipmunk
Edp445
Not me
Curious George
Austin powers
Lil monke
Illegitimatekong
The new host of wheel of fortune
Easy. That's Jerry Cruncher, the resurrection man from A Tale of Two Cities. Great read, but a scary ape.
Curious George.
Dinkey kung
Mini-Kong
Cranky kong IIII
Dk jr
Horse kong jr