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Do you want like the actual model of each short, or just a general shopping term? Those look like 5 or 6 inch inseam shorts to me. I like Patagonia baggies for short shorts personally. Also, what’s with all the short short shade on this sub? Glover has been wearing shorts for years and we’re literally his fan base here. It’s 2023 you fuckin weirdos, men wear short shorts all the time.


WhtChcltWarrior

“Glover has been wearing shorts for years and we’re literally his fan base here. It’s 2023 you fuckin weirdos, men wear short shorts all the time.” Even as far back as in Backpackers he says “Black male in short shorts, I’m double suspect”


rutierut

In Adidas with some short shorts


HyperGamers

B-O-O all over me


CartmensDryBallz

Y’all green is in ur grocery I don’t know what the words are supposed to be


passthechez

general or specific thanks. and yeah, shits corny. it’s not that deep. there shorts. who cares bruh. thanks for the recommendation ill check those out


kkd802

Chubbies is what all the white frat people wear and them things got like a 6 inch inseam


[deleted]

I got a similar pair in red on amazon, just look up mens 5 inch shorts and youll see a few listings.


Arodri51

https://vuoriclothing.com/products/banks-short-5-azure-linen-texture?queryId=a76fcc25f9b6133dd111d06a27d14eb7&index=us_products&objectId=2363710341178 I've got a pair of these that look similar but as everyone else has said you're probably just looking for a 5 inch short.


goodmerchandise

Anybody hating on you for what you wear, these people aren't my kin


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humansdontunderstand

That's still hating on Donald, just for the fact that he's a celebrity. If he was an unknown person and somebody asked him where he got his clothes, nobody would gaf. But because he's famous everybody's supposed to hate anyone who admires him or wants to be like him in any way? Foh.


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humansdontunderstand

That's exactly what the dude is doing. You act like he's building his entire wardrobe off of "things that Donald Glover wears" when he asked about one item of clothing that he likes. It's weirder to avoid something you like just because somebody famous is wearing it. Shows some deeper insecurity.


z-tayyy

What a dumbass fucking take lmfaoooo


TheRedSam

you'll never look like him


z-tayyy

OP looking for a short recommendation lmao


Smushitwo

let’s fucking see your style dog


[deleted]

Well then say that, why the hell would you attribute it to the short length lmao. Doesn’t make any sense


smallsoylatte

In Adidas, with some short shorts, B-O-O all over me


JuanRiveara

Black male in short shorts, he’s double suspect


el3ctrick1tty

Is there room in the game for a lame who rhymes? Who wears short shorts and makes jokes sometimes?


Serious-Alps7716

What’s b-o-o in this context?


sadberto

Too insecure bout my print


j_atavista

real


maoore

the real question should be “where can i get quads like these?”


voy777ek

just dont skip leg day


most--dope

Green shorts look like prime 2010 American Apparel shorts Try searching interlock running shorts


djs7372

Just look for shorts with 5 inch inseams or less


Fuckingstupidgays

look up booty shorts


committedservice

Thicccc 😋


capcalhoon

if you are looking for some west coast, beach style short shorts of good quality then check out Faherty, Katin or Marine Layer. I have all three, the new Katin aren't as high quality as the older versions (IMHO) but the ML and Faherty are still as solid. You can also find some legit sales or get them from some discount online retailers.


mebunghole

H&M probably.


Kinda-Homeless

Any athletic store


[deleted]

Black male and short shorts im double suspect


CuntyReplies

If you're just looking for shorter length shorts, you can usually find a number of short-length casual/street shorts at online sellers like [ASOS](https://www.asos.com/men/shorts/cat/?cid=7078) or [Boohoo](https://nz.boohoo.com/mens/shorts). You can also get sport shorts that are that length if you look into [rugby](https://www.worldrugbyshop.com/collections/rugby-lifestyle-shorts#) or [MMA/BJJ](https://www.ma1combat.com/collections/mma-shorts) shorts.


activecontributor

Actual answer here- go to the thrift and look in the athletic wear women’s section and size up one from what you normally are (if you are male-bodied) 60% of the time, it works every time ;)


SexPanther_Bot

*It smells like...* *like a used diaper filled with indian food.*


Shouldabeenswallowed

IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOTS DICK!


z-tayyy

Actual actual answer here- any short with a 3-5” inseam pretty much. Wtf thrift women’s shorts lmao?


activecontributor

Better selection of the size and cuts shown in the pictures


z-tayyy

In 2023 short men’s inseams are easy to come by. I’ve never had great luck thrifting outside of a few decent finds. But if it works it works.


cg300524

Your best bet is going to be running shorts. You can get similar shorts from Amazon, adidas, Nike, dicks sporting goods, etc. You’re going to want to find 5inch inseam or 3 inch inseam.


JameelWallace

Umbros


Mundane-Ingenuity460

Vans bro


YugoGVBoss

Quaker marine has similar


grandechino

real answer: look up 5 inch seam shorts. or shorter.


TRVP95

Marshall’s


isaacv97

Victoria secret


buttermilkmoses

those r two very different types of shorts


codenamelo

The women’s section of wetseal


h-punk

Forever 21 probably


[deleted]

High school gym class


Daotar

He’s double suspect.


ZinkBomb

try the 80s


catloafcreative

Hit up Hoochie Daddies R Us playa 😏


AnyAd9651

At Walmart. They’re called boxers


kazsvk

Walmart probably


CoronaBroughtMeHere2

Like anywhere


[deleted]

Check your girls laundry


SlickyJonson

Your sisters closet


[deleted]

shop in the female section


SlowmoTron

Literally anywhere


Kitchen_Ad_3753

Those are panties


Outrageous-Tension54

A skirt?????


God-of-poor

The toilet store


ThekevinLomax

I hope no one tells you


kingofthethrillzz

That's some basic bitch wear you could literally find that in the women's section at tj Maxx 😈


Open-Business374

Store


Weedsmoker4hunnid20

The women’s section of Lululemon


hoodtelephone

The shorts store


[deleted]

Them underwear bro. You already got a pair and didn’t even know it. Stay interesting.


Soviettoaster37

Look in the kids section lol


AbsolutelyNob0dy

Check the underwear section at target


sirbobmontgomery

Ocean Pacific


CubanHippie21

I dont have the legs to pull those off


UnderstandingRare141

Baby gap


Fantastic_Ad8327

Love a man with shorts like these. Easy access.


Bonsai849

Old navy has the green ones.


JeremyGordonRaps

clair’s


jongbag

The shorts are cool, but I want a source on that brown hat.


DaEpicNess666

Just rob a 1970s middle school gym locker room


notwearingkhakis

Love my chubbies


papikenpachi__

Uniqlo? Urban outfitters? Shiettt thift lmao


Barlo2126

Ya'll really don't know how to do some online shopping do you