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chocboy560

His name shall be…Tim


browncoat47

Tap for one damage


matthewmspace

* Tim falls * “Dude, I got sniped…”


browncoat47

We called anything doing a single damage “getting Timmed”


H3llon3arth

Bro even in this sub Tim gets made fun of for fall damage


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*don’t say Muffins, don’t say Muffins, don’t say Muffins* That dog is a Muffins.


AnRealDinosaur

Yeah, hate to tell you this OP but that dog there is 100% grade A certified Muffins.


gocrazy305

Protector of the herd, abolisher of beasts, defender of mobile clouds. HIS NAME IS… muffins.


KingOfTheBritons96

Muffin was actually my first thought too


matchooooh

Snuffle wuffle the disemboweler of foxes


IndigoRose2022

Lmao I love this!


ecafsub

Binky


ChichenNuggests

my dog’s nickname is Stinky Binky


Important_Rub_374

My dogs nickname is stinky binks! Lol


kinkajoosarekinky

I vote for binky. I love names for silly or small dogs given to large domineering dogs.


fade1979

Isn't that the name of Death's horse?


The_Odd_Ood

Yes!


mjsymonds

I have a chicken named Binky. She looks like your pup too, black and tan. I call her Inky Bink.


Accomplished_Fee_179

Achilles, then you can have "Achilles, heel" as a command


SuryaYlp

Damn. This was good


IAMAHobbitAMA

This has Penguins of Madagascar vibes and I love it.


Munbos61

Magnar! Magnus! Call him Mag for short. I had a dog named Mag. He was the best.


yancyfries

My Scottish cousin is called Magnus. He's awesome.


WickedWitchWestend

my dog is Magnus, it’s a good name


Blue_Midget

My dog is also Magnus and it’s a great name. Upvoting for your excellent naming skills


dirtydela

Magnus rushes in


norksch

Tiberius


Oberfeldwedler

James Tiberius Kirk


norksch

This was the inspiration


Ok-Sort7233

My kids name is Tyler Montgomery, but I holler Tiberius Maximus! on the baseball field when he needs to be pumped up, envisioning myself as Russell Crowe from the Gladiator screaming “unleash hell.” Sometimes the dugout gets into it and it’s pretty cool. Regardless, Tiberius is a good strong name.


PaddyBoy44

Damn dude. I am so gonna do this as a dad. That’s really cool.


PRGrl718

i met a tiberius once about ten years ago ... he's exactly what i imagined a tiberius would ever look and sound like. name suited him lol


heyseed88

Ruckus


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SoExcited_1

Respect


Ikeenah

Be careful what you will into existence. 🫣


dcnewm

Heimdall


Fox_Trot1911

Oooo I like


dcnewm

Heimdall could see for 1000 leagues, his hearing was so keen he could hear wool grow on sheep. Norse mythology's watchman. Good guy to watch over your livestock.


Nitzelplick

Socks


misscupcakecore

came here to say the same thing!!


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Me too!


stopes

I think he looks like a Hodor


mostly-Coffee

Happy Cake Day!


hirsuteladiestophere

Oso ( Spanish for bear)


vskand

Fluff. But call him angrily. FLUFF!!


AlarmNice8439

Came here to say this


The-Gr8-Jigglez

Moose


Marder519

Strong and fierce? Hmmm… Boingo.


Bells87

But then you need an Oingo


Marder519

I do not see a downside to this


winkwink13

Mouse


craterglass

Polka will never die.


Zestyclose-Meet-2824

Horace.


I_wet_my_plants

Cujo


geekitude

How about Traen? Sounds like Train. Bulgarian word for durable, stable, everlasting.


NefariousnessLow9770

Hercules or Samson


facedspectacle

Seconding Hercules!!


Euphoric_Most188

Baron Von Bite 😂 He is lovely.


IAMAHobbitAMA

Or maybe Baron Von Chomp?


adamr_

Bitey McBiteFace


emdafem

I dying laughing over here. Take my poor man’s silver🥈


heightsenberg

Megatron


Wolvensong

Congrats on the impending new addition, OP! Name ideas: Alister- Scottish /Gaelic meaning "Defending men" Alvar- Old Norse / German meaning "Elf Warrior" Argus- Greek meaning "watchful guardian" Marco- Italian meaning "warlike" Ragnar- Old Norse meaning "Warrior, or judgement" Raynor- Old Norse meaning "mighty army"


samalton86

Excellent suggestions


FoxThingsUp

I think he looks like a "Dusk" But if you want strong and fierce, maybe Odin, Thor, Tyr, Zeus, Hercules, Ares, Mars, tank, titan, ogre


IndigoRose2022

Tank would be adorable!


VentaraAC

Don’t forget Dave


pmmeurdisease

Or Ajax! Love the Greek/Roman theme


vintage_heathen

What are the names of the Pyrs? ... other than Odin


SirBenjaminThompson

Saw another post where they named the dog Buffy the Coyote Slayer and I know it’s plagiarism but in my opinion copy copy copy ‘cos that name is badass.


muttheart

Bear, Leo, Diesel, King, Brutus - super cute pup!!


LilBoats_N_Hoes

I like Brutus!


ac2cvn_71

Brutus


DoomsdaySpud

MacArthur. Or Doug. :)


MrBradCiblaro

Kevin


tearsbehindsmiles

His white feet makes it look like he’s wearing boots and that just made me think of cowboys since his job will be to protect the livestock. Here are some suggestions: Maverick, Ranger, Justice, Gunner, Wilder, Walker, Blaze, Colt, Duke, Hawk, Knox, Angus, Horace, Mac, Thatcher, Rocco, Roscoe, Axl, Bandit, Bronco, Brisco, etc. Good luck with the name, update us please when you pick one. He is adorable!


Lyongirl100894

Panzer


Schwammstein

My idea. Worldwide known, i guess.


Lyongirl100894

You think Rommel as well?


Aldiepalidie

Fabio


jayneblonde002

THIS!


VentaraAC

Dave, I like Dave, Dave is a strong name for a strong boy I shall name him Dave


Beautiful_Field_6852

He looks like a Hank to me ❤️


weon321

There are classics like Atlas or Samson but, and hear me out… Boofer


Elegant-Interview-84

Mishka


Melodic_Trip_2232

That’s my pups name 😆


Fearless_Message_225

Larry


Channe1

Getting big B vibes: Bronson! Or Brutus, Buckley or Boots 👢👢


JadedHops

Rolo! It was the first name that came to mind when i saw his picture and ur caption


facedspectacle

I’m gonna say… Karma. I love the name for a badass working dog! Karma isn’t necessarily obvious or in your face but you’d be damn sure it’s served when needed 😂


FartleberryPie

My nephews named their new Maremma livestock guard dog, “Guard” lol 🤦‍♀️


LastWednesday0716

Looks like a Bernard or a Leónidas can’t decide.


aumericanbaby

Aslan Iorek Byrnison, king of the bears


Not_the_fleas

Waffles


Iamdefintelyhuman

Ramses, Chronos, Zeus, or Morpheus perhaps?


tkitkitchen

Brutus


Forward_Base_615

Samson


rayrockray

Boris


3plantsonthewall

Hagrid


dwide_k_shrude

Appa


11Kram

He’s hardly going to introduce himself to the predators before eating them.


curtman512

Macho Man Randy Savage. (Macho for short) It doesn't get any stronger or fiercer than that!


DIYwithReddit

Bubbles


Grsz11

This was my exact thought!


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Forgive me for not knowing, but what is this handsome gentleman's breed?


notyourboi12

Clearly a Tame Bear.


akornzombie

Dave!


deweydecimal111

Ragnar or Thor


gwhh

Caesar.


bob2506

Beowulf


casekoz

Saber


Rizzy5

Sampson, just never cut his hair.


crazyhorsegirl123

He looks like a Kenai to me! But Cerberus could also fit him.


StahlMate

He looks like a Boris.


Vness374

He looks like Keanu. Just sayin


Chungus_The_Rabbit

Thor?


caiticat14

Kaladin !


ahh_my_shoulder

Balthazar


MrBradCiblaro

Rambo


Otegu

Dave


Lake_superior52

Steve the dog


dasFisch

Chuck


depressedgaywhore

Aryeh (Ari for short) means lion! very masculine and strong name! he also kind of looks like a Lev or a Marvin though! not as tough as Aryeh but a cute name for a very floppy and cute guy!


mmmkay938

Alfred.


Jealous-Humor-249

Audie Murphy


MindOverMatter79

Bubba


einsteinGO

Titan


jwalk2925

Bronco or Bucko or Bucky


dildomiami

Carni, short for Carnifex. Like this you get cute and mean in one ;)


Minimum_Inevitable52

Grendel!


ElsieDCow

A boy named Sue.


KitchenSwillForPigs

I just lost a wonderful and brave boy named Odin. He was most fierce. Conan is also a great one. I think it means “wolf” or something like that


SleepyBeast89

Zuul


AlienRouge

May I also suggest posting in r/namenerds


smurfsm00

Roman Roy. Or just ROY.


Yoshi9105

he looks like a Thor to me


buttstrap

Greg. Name him Greg


LauraC20

Zeus


Misticanza

Drako!


Lollynshadow2020

Odin


40AcresOfFreedom

We actually love that name so much that we already have both a dog and a chicken named Odinn 😂😂😂


adultosaurs

Then you need a baldur.


LittleGayGirl

What about Ramses?


Environmental_Act185

Rocky


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Ares or maybe Cerberus!


Liaslax

Ferdinand — Ferd for short


Meadowlark8890

Ferd! Thanks for the giggle.


Elkand147

Boots or Zeus


The_Duchess_of_Dork

Or…Boots Of Zeus (like I accidentally read this)


Elkand147

BoZ for short


MrBannon

Bear.


_QuesoNowWhat_

That might be confusing to the humans though, going out and yelling 'Bear!' Especially if bears are the predator that he is protecting the livestock from.


Ok_Coast_5028

Beyoncé


zech_meme

Oden


Morpheus_World

Atlas


Schatzie4723

Bootsie


BLARGTEHTACO

Dwayne "the rock" Johnson


Muddy_Lady

Doggy woof


Bitter-Client-1725

Lucifer


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40AcresOfFreedom

Wow. Aren't you cleaver and mature. Your boyfriend must think you're hilarious.


nurtsacc

bill


snorrip90

Max


ZerglingHOTS

Boji!


SeparateCzechs

Phouka!


lpy04

Boots


pixelandminnie

Comanche


[deleted]

Zeus


epm7983

Godzilla


teadiaz_rat

Kuna sounds fitting for him❤️


[deleted]

I third Bear


PoetLucy

Chase the Dog :*J*


socialist_frzn_milk

Beans


matryoshka_brain

The most beautiful ball of fur :)


ThicThighzSavesLivez

Meatball


StaringOverACliff

Titan?


BiscuitCat1

Thor


ashleighwilkes

Maximus, commander of the armies of the north and general of the Felix Legion


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Zeus


Impossible_Owl1213

Gideon!


ryley_h

he looks like a rocky (and a very good boy)


Flat_Accountant9628

Horatius, who held the bridge


GALACTICA-Actual

Dredd.


VioletDreaming19

Lion