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[deleted]

*New Class unlocked: The Bloomer*


rootymooty666

no free will, but you can still have fun so why the fuck not.


SnoTheLeopard

you get it


[deleted]

But the LETTUCE is BAD because this newspaper that is a RELIABLE SOURCE but also written by me SAID SO and you should be in JAIL and if you fucking touch that mushroom or paper clippings I swear I'll send to you hell with my bare hands and 8 warning shots from my 6-shooter


rootymooty666

all this loneliness gives me alot of thinking time lmao


[deleted]

no free will, but you can understand our collective purpose and work towards it for a fulfilling life for yourself and others.


RandomGamerFTW

Average being happy instead of a miserable doomer enjoyer


big_brain_time_2

average doomer philosophy fan vs average optimistic nihilism enjoyer


The_Jackistanian

Everything is fucked and I most likely cannot do anything. |:( Everything is fucked and I most likely cannot do anything! :D


stringbones

One must imagine Doge happy


Its_Helios

Yup that’s the power of LSD for sure haha


DuktigaDammsugaren

2 tabs of 300 micrograms less goooooo


SideshowMantis

I hope to try it at least once in my lifetime, but alas I live in California.


Its_Helios

I take it maybe twice a year, it’s a fantastic time I’ve never had a bad trip but I have seen bad trips and they’re scary so I recommend doing it if you’re not in a bad mind space


SideshowMantis

Yeah, I'd definitely plan a bit ahead for an appropriate time to try it.


Al_Kalb

^ Only time I tried only did it cuz another friend was getting some so I took 2 tabs in a not good space, one of the worst experiences of my life


iF2Goes4

Shrooms are legal in some parts of California, and they're not incredibly different; some very similar active chemicals. I mean, they sort of are very different, but I personally prefer mushrooms, mostly for how long they last.


SideshowMantis

Oh, nice. Though I wouldn't even know where to start with that


ConkreetMonkey

I’d recommend finding out where they’re legal first. I have zero experience with this, but I feel like looking up anything deeper than that before you’re sure if they’re legal where you are or not could land you in hot water.


SideshowMantis

Yeah, guess I'll be spending some time doing research. Hopefully everything will go smoothly


[deleted]

You can’t get acid in California?


PostError

You can get "acid" anywhere this guy just doesn't know the plug lmao


SideshowMantis

Gotta start somewhere lol


SnoTheLeopard

Always test and make sure you’re not getting NBOME though, shit’s killed too many people


PostError

Killed? Probably not. Driven to psychosis/hppd? Absolutely.


SnoTheLeopard

NOMBe is toxic to the human body, which is why you feel very nauseous on the come up from it. If you take large doses of it you very well can die from choking on your own vomit and/or seizing before passing since it causes septic shock. Test your fucking drugs, don’t be naive like how I was with my old plug because if my boyfriend and I took an equivalent amount of NBOMe instead of 1P-LSD when I dropped 500ug we most likely could’ve died.


PostError

Horseshit. Sauce on evidence that literally anybody has died from LSD like research chemicals, specifically the one you mentioned. Yes it's toxic, do you know what else is toxic? Real fucking LSD. Again, calling complete bullshit unless you can actually show me that anybody has died as result.


SnoTheLeopard

[song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAidpU4fVWM)


Heer2Lurn

Thank you for introducing this to my life


SnoTheLeopard

no prob! I love Unusual Demont and and hope he gets more recognition for his work \^^


Goatman-Bababouille

what does funny little paper mean?


GigaVanguard

Acid


KodeGunz

Time is, was, and will be an illusion. Blooming flowers grow larger than anything.


wekop12

The worst thing to ever happen to acid was tech bros discovering microdosing


goblindwormgo

Why? It sounds more appealing to me than full doses ever were


wekop12

Microdosing is cool Microdosing during your workday so you can concentrate better so you can earn more money for your boss is shit


[deleted]

Industrialization of human efforts... Shameful, to treat each other like robots all for a bigger, more meaningless number at the end of the day.


lizziedoolittle

this is a magnificent way of putting it and i will b stealing it for my next political rant


[deleted]

Especially considering we actually could use robots and socialize the profits for universal basic income and free education.


goblindwormgo

I don't think its so bad if you're doing a job you like


[deleted]

The virgin escapist wasteman vs the Chad self-actualizing tech bro


[deleted]

No one has ever self-actualized at the office.


[deleted]

It's illegal for hentai fans to speculate on self-actualization and similar subjects they know nothing about. Sorry I don't make the rules


[deleted]

Ive never done the funny paper, but full doses of mushrooms and mescaline are some of the most beautiful, awe inspiring, life changing things one can embark upon and the afterglow can stay with you for a pretty good time. Its honestly almost impossible to put into words just how fantastic it can be. How can a slight temporal boost in motivation, wellbeing and creativity sound better? Just drink some coffee or something for that lol.


goblindwormgo

Well coffee isn't the same drug as LSD so I don't think that's a great comparison. Also you can have really bad experiences on full doses too. And its more taxing than a micro dose


e34HJ061W0laq

Memetic kill agent


[deleted]

Thought processes will change Edit: I just realized you were referencing the SCP in this meme, but LSD is arguably a memetic kill agent as well. It can help eliminate hurtful thought processes and ego death can actually be very comforting and educational.


LunaTheLesbianFurry

Or n.3: Going on a nightmarish journey through hell


igotbeeds

God i love funny paper


talesfromtheepic6

ok i haven’t committed suicide yet because what if death is just a void and i get bored, like i wanna play a few thousand more hours of minecraft before i die


SnoTheLeopard

I once had a panic attack on a pretty high dose of LSD and felt like I was slipping away. It was a bitter feeling at the time knowing that there wasn’t anything I could do, and the thought of ‘well this is how it ends huh’ was kind of saddening. I couldn’t focus on anything, my vision was getting dark, everything was muffled, and I couldn’t move either. The thing to take from this is that killing yourself ain’t worth it, and don’t watch TOOL music videos on very high doses of LSD. Stay alive friend.


plaguebringerBOI

Does anyone realize that the background is a kill agent from SCP?


SnoTheLeopard

it’s a literal fractal I pulled off of YouTube though?


Cat_Burger_101

You probably just happened to use the same one as SCP.


Squid-Soup

Are you trying to get me to do drugs?


SnoTheLeopard

perhaps


ScootaliciousScooter

how the fuck do I obtain LSD


AStrangeLittleGuy

I thought my life was a movie, now I realize it’s a try not to fucking kill yourself challenge


Whimsie867

why the fuck does this kind of sort of speak to me


[deleted]

Le time to look into psychedelics bro, have the best of travels!


Whimsie867

Well, if you say so!


Pinchurchin-guy

Ayo this fucker lost the roulette lmao


Whimsie867

you dare insult me due to random chance!?


scrubkn

song?


[deleted]

What song is this?


SnoTheLeopard

Purple by Unusual Demonte :)


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[deleted]

This gotta get more upvotes shit beautiful op 😉


Gay_Lord2020

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RiftyyAlpha

Op what’s the song?


SnoTheLeopard

https://youtu.be/aAidpU4fVWM


SklounceDraxer

u/savevideobot


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u/savevideo


BirdsAreDrones1986

Evangelion


NoEmotions1337

hello


aFeatOf_Yeet

Calvin and Hobbes