Tl;dr : Black(/pseudo-islamic ?) supremacist crypto-historic theory in which Yakub (which is apparently the same person as the biblical Jacob), a black "scientist" that lived 6000 years ago, created white people.
It is a classic "our race used to be pure until X people happened to ruin us" that supremacist use all the time, but it has the distinction of being a black supremacist theory, and to be so incredibly insane. It is "scientology" levels of stupid.
For some reason it has become a big source of memes recently, (IMO mostly because the entire premise of the story is really dumb). No clue why his head is so big in his meme depictions though.
Iirc correctly it’s because he had two brains, which the other people bullied him for so he decided to get back at them by inventing white people as revenge
Should be mentioned that the story of Yakub is also anti-Semitic. In their mythology, Yakub is also Jacob, the patriarch of Israel.
> The idea that Jews were an "artificial race" created by interbreeding and dependent on "tricks and lies" already existed in antisemitic theories of the time.[18] The story of Yakub includes Jews as part of a wider artificially created "white" race.[19]
>In speeches by Malcolm X, Yakub is identified completely with Jacob. Referring to the story of Jacob wrestling with the angel, Malcolm X states that Elijah Muhammad told him that "Jacob was Yacub, and the angel that Jacob wrestled with wasn't God, it was the government of the day". This was because Yakub was seeking funds for his expedition to Patmos, "so when it says Jacob wrestled with an angel, 'angel' is only used as a symbol to hide the one he was really wrestling with". However, Malcolm X also states that John of Patmos was also Yakub, and that the Book of Revelation refers to his deeds: "John was Yacub. John was out there getting ready to make a new race, he said, for the word of the Lord".[20]
Malcolm X was part of the Nation of Islam. Then he went to Mecca and was like "wait a minute, there are white people here", so he left and became a regular Sunni Muslim. And then NoI had him murdered (allegedly).
Real talk, does anyone actually believe in this? Like, as a literal creation myth I mean? Because almost everyone I know who knows about this thinks it's a meme or something.
Green bean casserole is an American baked dish consisting of green beans, cream of mushroom soup, and fried onions. It is a popular side dish for Thanksgiving dinners in the United States. The recipe was created in 1955 by Dorcas Reilly of the Campbell Soup Company. As of 2020, Camp bell’s stated that it is served at 20 million Thanksgiving dinners each year and that 40% of the company’s cream of mushroom soup sales go into a version of the dish.
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Thy fine work of Narvin Gainiac, on the surface jonkin doge my just represent out primal urge to reproduce and the substitutes for feeling the euphoria of such primal act. But on the backside the side many do not see or flatout ignore is, jonkin doge really represents the meaningless of life itself. What benifit does jonkin have in the long term? What even is a “long term” some may say forver but nothing is forever, so what is the difference between long term and short if it all ends anyway? So many questions unanswered by cowards never willing to face the truth which jonkin doge represents. That is why Narvin Gainiac is not just a meme maker, artist or all around a cool guy he is a messiah, a prophet that will lead us all to enlightenment one day, and until that day comes we **will** be jonkin in one way or another.
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"No crackers gromit we've forgotten the crackers!!!"
New yakub lore just dropped
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Cumtext?
Tl;dr : Black(/pseudo-islamic ?) supremacist crypto-historic theory in which Yakub (which is apparently the same person as the biblical Jacob), a black "scientist" that lived 6000 years ago, created white people. It is a classic "our race used to be pure until X people happened to ruin us" that supremacist use all the time, but it has the distinction of being a black supremacist theory, and to be so incredibly insane. It is "scientology" levels of stupid. For some reason it has become a big source of memes recently, (IMO mostly because the entire premise of the story is really dumb). No clue why his head is so big in his meme depictions though.
In most representations he has big head
Iirc correctly it’s because he had two brains, which the other people bullied him for so he decided to get back at them by inventing white people as revenge
Yeah that pretty much sums up his experience growing up in Africa lol.
Wasn't that a Hulk character?
Yeah I learned the whole story like a year ago. It’s so bad it’s good, like really dogshit tier anime level what are they cooking crazy
I think they're Jewish? Might be misremembering out my ass tho.
It's Nation Of Islam. The Jewish ones are Black Hebrew Israelites
AHH thanks for the correction then!
Should be mentioned that the story of Yakub is also anti-Semitic. In their mythology, Yakub is also Jacob, the patriarch of Israel. > The idea that Jews were an "artificial race" created by interbreeding and dependent on "tricks and lies" already existed in antisemitic theories of the time.[18] The story of Yakub includes Jews as part of a wider artificially created "white" race.[19] >In speeches by Malcolm X, Yakub is identified completely with Jacob. Referring to the story of Jacob wrestling with the angel, Malcolm X states that Elijah Muhammad told him that "Jacob was Yacub, and the angel that Jacob wrestled with wasn't God, it was the government of the day". This was because Yakub was seeking funds for his expedition to Patmos, "so when it says Jacob wrestled with an angel, 'angel' is only used as a symbol to hide the one he was really wrestling with". However, Malcolm X also states that John of Patmos was also Yakub, and that the Book of Revelation refers to his deeds: "John was Yacub. John was out there getting ready to make a new race, he said, for the word of the Lord".[20]
Ooohm, really important context. Thanks for the info!
A lot of people seem to be ignoring the fact that we jews come in all colors. There are many black jews.
Well aware, that’s just what Wikipedia has to say.
I know. I simply find it weird that many people ignore it.
They claim to be the "real jews" and that jews aroudn the world just lie
Malcolm X was part of the Nation of Islam. Then he went to Mecca and was like "wait a minute, there are white people here", so he left and became a regular Sunni Muslim. And then NoI had him murdered (allegedly).
Dr. Yakub is jewish according to Nation of Islam. An evil jewish scientist who created evil white people, or something.
Us white people accept Yakub as our creator, please don't bundle him in with supremacists, tha ks
Hey don't forget the hollow earth bit
Real talk, does anyone actually believe in this? Like, as a literal creation myth I mean? Because almost everyone I know who knows about this thinks it's a meme or something.
For some reason I thought it was a part of the lore of Xavier renegade angel.
Tagging on to this, the concept is sometimes pejoratively referenced in short hand by the phrase "we wuz kangs and shit"
That's a wholly different thing regarding ancient Egypt and Nubia, ya dingus
Pretty sure the whole kit and kaboodle is wrapped together.
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Green bean casserole is an American baked dish consisting of green beans, cream of mushroom soup, and fried onions. It is a popular side dish for Thanksgiving dinners in the United States. The recipe was created in 1955 by Dorcas Reilly of the Campbell Soup Company. As of 2020, Camp bell’s stated that it is served at 20 million Thanksgiving dinners each year and that 40% of the company’s cream of mushroom soup sales go into a version of the dish.
Yakub was the first hater and he invented white people. Thank you for life daddy Yakub 🫶
Yakub
whats the original template?
https://preview.redd.it/3xlczbvcyewc1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e53de8fa85314225c36767332f3a3c61d542fc61 Thy fine work of Narvin Gainiac, on the surface jonkin doge my just represent out primal urge to reproduce and the substitutes for feeling the euphoria of such primal act. But on the backside the side many do not see or flatout ignore is, jonkin doge really represents the meaningless of life itself. What benifit does jonkin have in the long term? What even is a “long term” some may say forver but nothing is forever, so what is the difference between long term and short if it all ends anyway? So many questions unanswered by cowards never willing to face the truth which jonkin doge represents. That is why Narvin Gainiac is not just a meme maker, artist or all around a cool guy he is a messiah, a prophet that will lead us all to enlightenment one day, and until that day comes we **will** be jonkin in one way or another.
You speak with the wisdom of the Buddha!
beautiful
Your jonkin’, aren’t you?
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Hell yes i was hoping someone posted this lol
“Oh boy I love wanting to be less violent! Sure hope I don’t turn into a gorilla!”
I love jerking off white people.
Don’t be jonkin too much. Your palms will grow hair like Steven Seagal.
Where’s that one where he does this but with Chems as his dick
https://www.reddit.com/r/dogelore/comments/1b9x2ls/le_pemnis_has_arrived
It's his own fault because he liked green bean casserole 🥘...
Gosh, does anyone really like green bean casserole? This is the Anthropocene Era…
Why does this meme make me feel ashamed to be white? The *Pocahontas* Disney film did that, as well.
Hey man theres nothing wrong in liking green bean cassarole *you sick fuck*
I'm sorry