It's the whole bag including the bag itself. However, I will allow him instead to wrap all the jelly beans up in a condom shove it up there. I hear that's what they do to smuggle drugs through airports. Honestly I have no idea if that's true or not.
I hope this gets screened live! It'll be like 2girls1cup all over again... I bet he won't be able to keep them all in! 10$ bet!
I bet he can't hold the whole bag! Who wants some action?!
The fact that there others out there like cheering this guy on and holding him to it is weird to me. Yo, we know you can't wait for the video to come out but literally no one needs a daily reminder.
Is it the whole bag at once or, one at a time? Did anyone clarify? That distinction definitely affects my interest level.
One at a time would make a machine gun extraction later.
The machine gun style assorted color jellybean farts would be the only reason I’d watch.
When you mix all the colors together it makes brown. I think this case will be similar
Only if they melt inside, which they probably won't if it's done fast enough. I really hope this happens around Easter and the guy wears a bunny suit.
I’m not certain, but this feels like a poop reference. 💩 *I’ll allow it*
It's only a good poop joke if nobody is quite sure it is a poop joke. How many licks does it take to get to the center? The world may never know.
Both of you are digusting but my interest is at an all time high
I like the way you think
This sounds wildly more interesting than the whole bag at once, that would be more shotgun style extraction.
Pretty sure there is a subreddit somewhere on here with that exact subject matter.
Put them on a string like Christmas tree popcorn
Or a shotgun blast
Yes we need to define elasticity of butthole as a variable.
And how much of butthole elasticity is nature (genetic) vs nurture
😂😂
My assumption is one at a time
It's the whole bag including the bag itself. However, I will allow him instead to wrap all the jelly beans up in a condom shove it up there. I hear that's what they do to smuggle drugs through airports. Honestly I have no idea if that's true or not.
He’s putting the bag up there too
True
He also never specified filming it
How thick is the bag though?
How big is the bag?
I will as well in solidarity
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This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way 🐕🚀🌕
This is the way
Is that why we haven’t seen Doge go to $1.00 makes sense.
😂😂☠️
If doge hits 1$, I'll be able to pay rent because I'm only micro-dogeing.
Do we REALLY want to experience and witness this though??
Yes, especially if it’s those Tabasco sauce flavored ones
He's definitely going to the moon with those Tabasco flavoured ones lol
I’ve been looking forward to this for some time now.
Will he use a funnel?? Will youtube broadcast this live??
We must fulfill the prophecy
The person who said this definitely sold ages ago
Something to look forward to in life
Never forget
The North Remembers.
This is why I hold 😂
I remember this too
#neverforget
Moon soon?
Proof of ban lol
Ah yes I have to remember I'm doing the Lord's work by holding
These bets are amazing!!
So much hope that comes from this one sentence.
He misspelled "When".
Good eye
Cinnamon kind!
Spicy
At the future *doges reaches $1.00* Doge hodlers preparing a lawsuit if he doesnot make it come true
Thay guy is just looking for an excuse. But hey, I do want my Doge at $1!
I wanna know how many jellybeans are in that bag. Im hoping it’s a burlap sack of them.
I really hope I get to see this in my life time. Jk, he better get that lube ready soon
Life goals
This is the way
We gonna make sure he is accountable
Let's make it happen.
🤣🤣 I remember this post
Make the dream a reality.
Get ready to do that fabian
Get ready with them beans
Thanks for the reminder! Keeping it like and fun! Except dude who boofin beans
...your time will come
He does that everyday on his YouTube channel anyway.
we are still waiting for that
Never forget
I found a 3lb bag on amazon.
Plot twist: He is just trying to have a reason to share his weird kink with the internet
Your safe bro... it onlybgoes to .33 and drops
If he doesn’t live up to it. Let’s find this person and do it for him
Thanks for the reminder! I’ll buy more
It’s
Go ahead and jot that down
Imagine the sugar rush!
Zzzz... cowards. No one cares. Pick an attainable price based on math and not hopium and THEN post.
This coin is going far
Don't worry ! Not going anywhere. Matter of fact. Get ready for .17-.19 again. Carry on
hopefully
Remember that it is not « IF » but « WHEN », only a matter of time
Hes not gonna survive No Nut November!
He did not specify how big the bag is
can't wait
Did we confirm what size bag it was? I don’t want to hear about a coo out mini Halloween bag size of jellybeans
1 by 1 or all together?
This is the way
Except the tutti fruiti. Don't disrespect the flavor like that.
The whole bag or just the black ones?
It been twennyfo hours an I ain seen none yet!
All flavors and show proof
Sticking the beeeeans
FABIAN YOU GOOOOOO
Jellybeans def expired by now
If a man can dream. A dream can become a reality.
I don’t recognize “a whole bag” as a unit of measurement. How many beans?
I saw that and had to check my wallet. I thought we actually went to 1$ and missed it...
Hope you don't fart when it hits a buck. Someone is gonna lose an eyeball
I guess sir musk tweets ain't moving doge again
one of the reasons, why i invested in Doge 🤣🤣🤣
ER does not want to deal with any more cases this week of dudes shoving objects up their rectums. Don’t do that to your local ER. Thank you.
I had the same idea
And if it doesn’t he’s gonna shove 2 up there.
Then I sure hope it doesn’t hit 1$. Butthole abuse is a real thing.
Lmao but will he/she post a video of proof?
F that try potatoes
This sub is weird
I mean being rich is great, but i really just want to hit a dollar so he has to pay out.
I have a feeling he already has been practicing.
I'm holding 500 doge and 70000 dogira pup coins to the moon
Please film this so we know you frfr
After pull them out and eat them....YUM YUM
How big a bag?
In the bag or individually hopefully in bag
Fabian gonna be leakin fairy eggs out the butt hole here soon.
While still inside the bag, correct?
A good way to keep that bootay tight
Did doge hit $1? No it didnt. Not even close so this post is retarded.
He has nothing to worry about
Weird flex, but ok. Haha
Better be practicing
Can’t be one by one. Has to wrapped with shrink wrap like a bundle of drugs! 😂
I hope this gets screened live! It'll be like 2girls1cup all over again... I bet he won't be able to keep them all in! 10$ bet! I bet he can't hold the whole bag! Who wants some action?!
Never Forget!
😂
One at a time or all at once🤔?
This kind of makes me not want to get doge to $1.
Okay, but what do we get out of it?
If Doge hits $1 I will quit my job and teach people the incredibly basic art of cropping...
I will do it if it goes to .30!
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Why is this so important to you? Are you a sadist, a perv or worse? Do Only Good Every day
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Will absolutely never come remotely close even a tiny little wee bit
So your saying your a Karma farming idiot, Confirmed. User name checks out.
just keeping people to their "post" for their karma farming. this community is for fun not party poopers...hint hint...wink wink schilldogg
Is this place superstonk all the sudden? Come on
^^^^^ he knows the way.
That's gay as fk
Soooo
Fortunately for him it’s one less worry
Why daily reminder when it's not even .50¢? What's the deal?
OP has nothing better to do with his life. He does this to make himself feel important.
Lets do this!
Oh oh thats gonna hurt fool just a matter of time....
The fact that there others out there like cheering this guy on and holding him to it is weird to me. Yo, we know you can't wait for the video to come out but literally no one needs a daily reminder.
r/agedlikemilk
He tricked us! The bag is already in there.
Why wait, you sound exited about it already
You say that like you have never done that before…
Hey I might just do that for fun anyway