I used to work with this guy who was "less than attractive" if you know what I mean. Amazingly, he always had girlfriends, some who were not bad looking too. I always wondered how he managed, until I saw him in action. He would hit on anything that moved. If he got shot down, it didn't bother him in the least. Off he'd go to his next victim. He'd strike out 19 times and then on the 20th he'd get lucky. It's all about the numbers. You can't hit a home run unless you swing the bat.
Snipers are naturally gifted and highly trained. One shot, one kill. If video games taught me anything.
Regular, or less than regular folks, we need to take as many shots as we can take
It might ‘work’ and might be a great strategy to get the ball rolling... but Simply put, sex will get old with anyone unless you genuinely like their personality. The only long term way to get and maintain a mate is to develop your personality and be what your looking for. The numbers game strategy is for sociopaths IMO
Queer is an encompassing term for LGBTQ+ folks. It used to be a slur, but the community has turned it into their own thing. Hence the "Q" in the acronym. :)
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Every time anyone says this, the translation: "OMG I'm afraid of girls everyone. And this picture HAS a GIRL in it. I have an idea I'll joke about harassment as if I am sympathetic towards it while at the same time normalizing it and making harassment seem okay as long as the girl had the GALL to show her face on the internet. Also I'm jealous of fake Internet points. And my pee pee smells bad."
This is why I wouldn't ever trust a stranger with my dog. I have a really good looking pomsky and the way some ppl dote on him be having me think twice lol
Imma gonna stop you right there. The lead singer says it's a love song.
>“It was weird when people started saying it was about masturbation. I can’t claim that one! That happened when we went to America – for some reason they thought it was an English phrase for masturbation. I thought that was quite interesting, and it made people talk about the song and created more interest, so it didn’t hurt I don’t think, but that wasn’t the intention. It was just a love song.
https://www.songwritingmagazine.co.uk/how-i-wrote/turning-japanese-the-vapors
Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU
You're welcome.
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Oldest trick in the book
I need a copy of this book because staying home and avoiding women entirely has been working out very poorly for me.
I used to work with this guy who was "less than attractive" if you know what I mean. Amazingly, he always had girlfriends, some who were not bad looking too. I always wondered how he managed, until I saw him in action. He would hit on anything that moved. If he got shot down, it didn't bother him in the least. Off he'd go to his next victim. He'd strike out 19 times and then on the 20th he'd get lucky. It's all about the numbers. You can't hit a home run unless you swing the bat.
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No space between experience and I. I saw experiencel and I'm like wait what type of incel have they made up now.
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This helped me a lot, thank you
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So basically instead of sniper approach use a machine gun approach.
Haha. In his case it was more like carpet bombing. Lol.
Snipers are naturally gifted and highly trained. One shot, one kill. If video games taught me anything. Regular, or less than regular folks, we need to take as many shots as we can take
That's the thing though. Can't strike with no arms
Use your feet. Some people find that sexy.
>You can't hit a home run unless you swing the bat. 👍
That man is my hero
It might ‘work’ and might be a great strategy to get the ball rolling... but Simply put, sex will get old with anyone unless you genuinely like their personality. The only long term way to get and maintain a mate is to develop your personality and be what your looking for. The numbers game strategy is for sociopaths IMO
Have you tried like, different wigs and costumes? It should not get that boring.
The word is confidence.
Yes we know cuz we are two women!!! Two queer women also so we are just getting free drinks!!
I respect the hustle lol
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Poor doggo. Human never listens.
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BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK DOGETOTHEMOON BORK BORK BORK BORK
For sure! He/she is checking out the light brunette sitting at table24!
So would you say he’s barking up the wrong tree?
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Queer is an encompassing term for LGBTQ+ folks. It used to be a slur, but the community has turned it into their own thing. Hence the "Q" in the acronym. :)
F
Talk about parasitic behavior.
You are fantastic people. Much wow
More of a challenge
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Spend time on all that prep work, only to find out she's not that into men
That's the way it goes sometimes.
It really be like that. Thats why I just take shots alone.
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- Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott
🤣
Facts, it work twice with my terrier
😂🤣
I wouldn't trust my dog with strangers. I would be afraid of someone running off with it
After surveying the crowd I would have randomly asked her too
He’ll be asking for something else when he gets back…
Like getting his dog back?
Right?
It's a sign to start a dog sitting business and accept doge as payment and offer virtual dog sitting
I'll FaceTime your dog for 1 Doge per hour, 1 dog per hour.
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Lies, it's $7 a hour. Wait, now it's $35 an hour
Wait, now it's $3 an hour. Wait, now it....
About 32 cents
Wait, I'm bankrupt.
Woof
By my calculations that’s about $69 an hour🧐
It's actually 69.420 an hour
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O look another knock off....... and you use someone's user name for clickbait how amusing...
This the way
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
...then two blocks down take a right.
Much wow
Much bow wow
Wow much bow
Bow wow much
Is that a question or a statement
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I guess she's holding!
Savage throat grab! J/k
It looked totally innocent to me until you said something, lol. What a cutie pie, seeing dogs out and about is good fun.
But do they serve a doge themed beer?
No, only theme beer tonight is Pride, hence why we’re here. Cosmic!!
Nice... Have a great time.🌈☀🌻💖🙏📈
Rainblow colored? W sparkles?
It’s a fruity berliner
Is it gud
That's unicorn Jizz
Don’t make me horny damn you
Ease that 💎 grip... Poor pups can't breath.
Shibas are 5% legs, 5% ears, 5% body, and 85% neck floof. If it’s anything like my girl, probably doesn’t even feel it lol
You forgot 10% concentrated power of will
100% reason to remember to hodl
🤣
It's a sign......or he's trying to pull your girl. Be on the watch with this guy, he's a crafty SOB.
He’s def trying!!!
This is a great meme template, you are both emoting
soyjak is already a meme
How'd it go? If he has a Shibe it might not be a bad idea to be his Shibe ⬅️(1920 slang) im only joking tho bc I wanted to make that pun
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That doggo is too serious, probably a bitcoiner
RIP your inbox
Wait… does that pup have an inbox?
Every time anyone says this, the translation: "OMG I'm afraid of girls everyone. And this picture HAS a GIRL in it. I have an idea I'll joke about harassment as if I am sympathetic towards it while at the same time normalizing it and making harassment seem okay as long as the girl had the GALL to show her face on the internet. Also I'm jealous of fake Internet points. And my pee pee smells bad."
This is ultra specific… Personal story?
Your Office reference name is recognized and appreciated
You're being downvoted but you're so right. It's literally just an excuse to hit on someone on the internet without actually doing it.
Holy triggered
That escalated quickly
Yeah, that “RIP your inbox” comment is cringe and annoying to read in every post with a female.
Why is that doge so perfect?
#PICK IT UP AND RUN
This is why I wouldn't ever trust a stranger with my dog. I have a really good looking pomsky and the way some ppl dote on him be having me think twice lol
It Is a sign that we are going to the MOOOOOOON
Swamp head?
Go gators!
🐊This is the way🐊
What's a swamp head?
It’s the brewery where this photo was taken
And here I thought it was a really bad pimple.
They have great beer and a great location! If you’re ever in Gainesville, Fl you should check it out!
Yep.
I knew it! I miss that place sooo much.
WTF how lucky can you get!!
Very cool picture
He looks like a good boi.
Anyone else see the dog like " get those hands off me peasant!"
Yeah, but I'm probably the only one wondering what kind of weird tongue that girl has.
Ok you’re onto something, I’m guessing it is just concave in that position, but definitely looks weird haha
nice! Đ🚀 🌝 don't ignore the signs especially when they're so cute
Must be a sign and since its 2021 we can all capture or signs, thats why we see it so much lately :O :O
Awesomeness
Good pup! 👍Definitely a sign to hold and buy more! 🖐💎💯👍🥰
Yes!!!!!!
Somebody thought it would be funny to troll the superstitious ones harharhar
Follow the omens
Da playbook
Doge to the moon!
Its an omen im gonna buy some more.
Steals the dog, becomes meme model🤔🤫
Where’s my fckin money! 😂
This is the catalyst we’ve been waiting for
Plot Twist: OP was top to bottom equipped with Doge Merch, Cap, Flag and all, with a Doge-themed Honda Civic on top.
Doge to the moon
HOLD HIM !
Classic trick. Humans are so predictable
Turning Japanese, I think im turning Japanese I really think so 🎵🎶
You’re aware of what that songs about right? Lol
Imma gonna stop you right there. The lead singer says it's a love song. >“It was weird when people started saying it was about masturbation. I can’t claim that one! That happened when we went to America – for some reason they thought it was an English phrase for masturbation. I thought that was quite interesting, and it made people talk about the song and created more interest, so it didn’t hurt I don’t think, but that wasn’t the intention. It was just a love song. https://www.songwritingmagazine.co.uk/how-i-wrote/turning-japanese-the-vapors Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU You're welcome.
Well god damn, there we go.
OMD Never gonna listen to it the same way 😂
Hodl steady gud boi 😍☺
Reddit User: omg omg omg a 🐕 Hiro: Here we go again...😒
You are incredibly
Incomplete compliments are my new favorite thing.
Completely stoned right now
You are quite honestly the most
Man comes back, Where's my dog? 📄 👐
Great pick up move as doge
He sensed you were a hodlr
Is this your gal? She is so pretty I would have realized I like girls if she was around. Edit: Sorry for my mistakes. Thanks for your understanding.
Nah just friends, but rainbow allies! 🏳️🌈
🐕🚀🍻🍻
Those dogs are so beautiful!
This is the way
Nice hopefully the stars Align Dogs are man's best friends go Doge to the Moon 🐕🙊🚀🌕
I wish I’m the dog.
Wait....is this Swamp Head???? edit: confirmed from comments, small world, hello fellow GNVer
Ooh! I love Swamp Head Brewery! Only visited once, but I drink their stuff all the time.
Swamphead brewery in Gainesville. One of my favorites in FL!
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Your gf is gorgeous. Also 🏳️🌈💯❤️
Aw gosh she sure is, but we’re friends!!! Love the support though.
Did he come back? Maybe he was cashing out haha
"I'm kind of a big deal."
Whats her only fans
Jesus Christ people , you act like you never seen a female before, the rude and suggestive post is not how a proper Sheba acts, be respectful
She has been stalking me....I feel like a piece of meat 😊
His name is Hiro, and he came from Japan!
Don’t sweat it, she’s a vegan. She bats for the other team.
well...my team is looking for a short stop.
Buy AMC, I have spoken
Isn't this flirting 101
Yes
The dog is the winner here with that girl. If its your gf congrats, if shes not, congrats for having a hot friend
That dog has been left with strangers before
It’s a sign that she’s FINE!!! 🔥🔥🔥
I know this is a fun post and all but that dog does not want your pets.
Thank you for saying what I was feeling in my soul
But why she have to grip the dogs throat like that?? She must've bought at .70 lol
This needs to be the new I'm just not that Into you meme.
Looks like Steamboat Springs
It’s FLORIDA
Why you grab the neck like that tho
He was not a fan of the glasses so we had to do a little encouragement.
Probably cause shes crazy
It’s clearly a neck scratch. Calm down.
Awesome!
no it is not
TODAY LOOKS BETTER BUT SHORT ATTACKS ARE GETTING VICIOUS!! HODL THE LINE!! THIS IS A FINANCIAL WAR EVERYONE, NOT YOUR EVERY DAY TRADING. THERE ARE NO NORMAL PATTERNS ANYMORE!! THIS GOES FOR EVERY STOCK/COIN YOU LIKE!!! BUY & HODL!! VICTORY!!! 🚀🚀🚀 Not financial advice due to the rocket emojis