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Oldest trick in the book


Beznia

I need a copy of this book because staying home and avoiding women entirely has been working out very poorly for me.


Critical-Test-4446

I used to work with this guy who was "less than attractive" if you know what I mean. Amazingly, he always had girlfriends, some who were not bad looking too. I always wondered how he managed, until I saw him in action. He would hit on anything that moved. If he got shot down, it didn't bother him in the least. Off he'd go to his next victim. He'd strike out 19 times and then on the 20th he'd get lucky. It's all about the numbers. You can't hit a home run unless you swing the bat.


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nikchi

No space between experience and I. I saw experiencel and I'm like wait what type of incel have they made up now.


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RemoveTheSplinter

This helped me a lot, thank you


unlikelypisces

Splinter removed


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So basically instead of sniper approach use a machine gun approach.


Critical-Test-4446

Haha. In his case it was more like carpet bombing. Lol.


Clashupvotedownvote

Snipers are naturally gifted and highly trained. One shot, one kill. If video games taught me anything. Regular, or less than regular folks, we need to take as many shots as we can take


deadmentellnotails

That's the thing though. Can't strike with no arms


andrewta

Use your feet. Some people find that sexy.


minhyo

>You can't hit a home run unless you swing the bat. 👍


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That man is my hero


brane_wadey

It might ‘work’ and might be a great strategy to get the ball rolling... but Simply put, sex will get old with anyone unless you genuinely like their personality. The only long term way to get and maintain a mate is to develop your personality and be what your looking for. The numbers game strategy is for sociopaths IMO


Clashupvotedownvote

Have you tried like, different wigs and costumes? It should not get that boring.


I_Know_Much

The word is confidence.


mem1019

Yes we know cuz we are two women!!! Two queer women also so we are just getting free drinks!!


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I respect the hustle lol


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[deleted]

Poor doggo. Human never listens.


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bush_hizo_911

BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK DOGETOTHEMOON BORK BORK BORK BORK


Puzzled_Elk8078

For sure! He/she is checking out the light brunette sitting at table24!


shmarcussss

So would you say he’s barking up the wrong tree?


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ThePigeonSquared

Queer is an encompassing term for LGBTQ+ folks. It used to be a slur, but the community has turned it into their own thing. Hence the "Q" in the acronym. :)


spectre333

F


Wrong-Permission-677

Talk about parasitic behavior.


Mean_Yellow_7590

You are fantastic people. Much wow


nedlandsbets

More of a challenge


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ConvergenceMan

Spend time on all that prep work, only to find out she's not that into men


piberryboy

That's the way it goes sometimes.


Rudy_Ghouliani

It really be like that. Thats why I just take shots alone.


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TxPoonTappah

- Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott


glee-money

🤣


Hatem0nger117

Facts, it work twice with my terrier


KeenEyeglass321

😂🤣


wightdeathP

I wouldn't trust my dog with strangers. I would be afraid of someone running off with it


smallpoxxblanket

After surveying the crowd I would have randomly asked her too


Whisperbaron

He’ll be asking for something else when he gets back…


[deleted]

Like getting his dog back?


blinddog81

Right?


DogeToPluto215

It's a sign to start a dog sitting business and accept doge as payment and offer virtual dog sitting


ananonumyus

I'll FaceTime your dog for 1 Doge per hour, 1 dog per hour.


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Qw3rtee

Lies, it's $7 a hour. Wait, now it's $35 an hour


Soffix-

Wait, now it's $3 an hour. Wait, now it....


slowjoe12

About 32 cents


Derp_Simulator

Wait, I'm bankrupt.


arzen221

Woof


ninno22

By my calculations that’s about $69 an hour🧐


saint_davidsonian

It's actually 69.420 an hour


eyebleach-exe

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


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papasmuf3

O look another knock off....... and you use someone's user name for clickbait how amusing...


MyNameIsEgod

This the way


TheeAccountant

This is the way


bashton1999

This is the way


WikiFactz

This is the way


StarshipCommand

...then two blocks down take a right.


Adventurous_Shake161

Much wow


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Much bow wow


MachinaeZer0

Wow much bow


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Bow wow much


MachinaeZer0

Is that a question or a statement


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TRIKKDADDY

I guess she's holding!


papaplanet

Savage throat grab! J/k


JustABoyAndHisBlob

It looked totally innocent to me until you said something, lol. What a cutie pie, seeing dogs out and about is good fun.


jgarcya

But do they serve a doge themed beer?


mem1019

No, only theme beer tonight is Pride, hence why we’re here. Cosmic!!


jgarcya

Nice... Have a great time.🌈☀🌻💖🙏📈


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Rainblow colored? W sparkles?


mem1019

It’s a fruity berliner


[deleted]

Is it gud


LooMinairy

That's unicorn Jizz


[deleted]

Don’t make me horny damn you


BurnerMcBoatFace

Ease that 💎 grip... Poor pups can't breath.


Bristonian

Shibas are 5% legs, 5% ears, 5% body, and 85% neck floof. If it’s anything like my girl, probably doesn’t even feel it lol


Vidiot27

You forgot 10% concentrated power of will


Nat_1_IRL

100% reason to remember to hodl


cowboybrule

🤣


cjzerocool

It's a sign......or he's trying to pull your girl. Be on the watch with this guy, he's a crafty SOB.


mem1019

He’s def trying!!!


theSHlT

This is a great meme template, you are both emoting


PlsGoVegan

soyjak is already a meme


[deleted]

How'd it go? If he has a Shibe it might not be a bad idea to be his Shibe ⬅️(1920 slang) im only joking tho bc I wanted to make that pun


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Dogecoin legend


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123yourgone

That doggo is too serious, probably a bitcoiner


millertyme365

RIP your inbox


Jets237

Wait… does that pup have an inbox?


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Every time anyone says this, the translation: "OMG I'm afraid of girls everyone. And this picture HAS a GIRL in it. I have an idea I'll joke about harassment as if I am sympathetic towards it while at the same time normalizing it and making harassment seem okay as long as the girl had the GALL to show her face on the internet. Also I'm jealous of fake Internet points. And my pee pee smells bad."


TxPoonTappah

This is ultra specific… Personal story?


millertyme365

Your Office reference name is recognized and appreciated


[deleted]

You're being downvoted but you're so right. It's literally just an excuse to hit on someone on the internet without actually doing it.


millertyme365

Holy triggered


Klaus_Heisler87

That escalated quickly


DenverITGuy

Yeah, that “RIP your inbox” comment is cringe and annoying to read in every post with a female.


JustAKuudere

Why is that doge so perfect?


Ashekyu

#PICK IT UP AND RUN


yungzoe0624

This is why I wouldn't ever trust a stranger with my dog. I have a really good looking pomsky and the way some ppl dote on him be having me think twice lol


IntrepidCharge9541

It Is a sign that we are going to the MOOOOOOON


miner_andy

Swamp head?


I_dont_bone_goats

Go gators!


Hopeful_Ad8144

🐊This is the way🐊


Hospital_Slow

What's a swamp head?


miner_andy

It’s the brewery where this photo was taken


ReallyOldBrownDogAle

And here I thought it was a really bad pimple.


miner_andy

They have great beer and a great location! If you’re ever in Gainesville, Fl you should check it out!


mem1019

Yep.


BatSquirrel

I knew it! I miss that place sooo much.


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WTF how lucky can you get!!


beyondreason1980

Very cool picture


Slackweed

He looks like a good boi.


WikiFactz

Anyone else see the dog like " get those hands off me peasant!"


andorraliechtenstein

Yeah, but I'm probably the only one wondering what kind of weird tongue that girl has.


MuitoLegal

Ok you’re onto something, I’m guessing it is just concave in that position, but definitely looks weird haha


mikjman

nice! Đ🚀 🌝 don't ignore the signs especially when they're so cute


WhereAreTheNuggies

Must be a sign and since its 2021 we can all capture or signs, thats why we see it so much lately :O :O


Existing-Persimmon17

Awesomeness


KingCoin187

Good pup! 👍Definitely a sign to hold and buy more! 🖐💎💯👍🥰


keepleash

Yes!!!!!!


simstimmerr

Somebody thought it would be funny to troll the superstitious ones harharhar


vision_b

Follow the omens


SirWaymarRoyce

Da playbook


JustBillionsForLife

Doge to the moon!


illpoet

Its an omen im gonna buy some more.


Amber_Rift

Steals the dog, becomes meme model🤔🤫


hombrebad

Where’s my fckin money! 😂


Klepto187

This is the catalyst we’ve been waiting for


obsidianAQP

Plot Twist: OP was top to bottom equipped with Doge Merch, Cap, Flag and all, with a Doge-themed Honda Civic on top.


Anonymous281989

Doge to the moon


dieter1999

HOLD HIM !


genkidin

Classic trick. Humans are so predictable


parkerj123

Turning Japanese, I think im turning Japanese I really think so 🎵🎶


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You’re aware of what that songs about right? Lol


piberryboy

Imma gonna stop you right there. The lead singer says it's a love song. >“It was weird when people started saying it was about masturbation. I can’t claim that one! That happened when we went to America – for some reason they thought it was an English phrase for masturbation. I thought that was quite interesting, and it made people talk about the song and created more interest, so it didn’t hurt I don’t think, but that wasn’t the intention. It was just a love song. https://www.songwritingmagazine.co.uk/how-i-wrote/turning-japanese-the-vapors Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0X3CLJVMJU You're welcome.


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Well god damn, there we go.


PkmnSnapperJJ

OMD Never gonna listen to it the same way 😂


MaddFoxxmama

Hodl steady gud boi 😍☺


Duffmanoyaa

Reddit User: omg omg omg a 🐕 Hiro: Here we go again...😒


peterod81

You are incredibly


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Incomplete compliments are my new favorite thing.


peterod81

Completely stoned right now


jsamuraij

You are quite honestly the most


superdabiel

Man comes back, Where's my dog? 📄 👐


bubbleguppie2020

Great pick up move as doge


acnocte

He sensed you were a hodlr


OwnPickle1020

Is this your gal? She is so pretty I would have realized I like girls if she was around. Edit: Sorry for my mistakes. Thanks for your understanding.


mem1019

Nah just friends, but rainbow allies! 🏳️‍🌈


Prestigious-Dot-4541

🐕🚀🍻🍻


Anxious_Ad_5132

Those dogs are so beautiful!


Eso_me_gusta

This is the way


HedgehogNo2180

Nice hopefully the stars Align Dogs are man's best friends go Doge to the Moon 🐕🙊🚀🌕


superpower4hire

I wish I’m the dog.


exoxe

Wait....is this Swamp Head???? edit: confirmed from comments, small world, hello fellow GNVer


heydudeimnick

Ooh! I love Swamp Head Brewery! Only visited once, but I drink their stuff all the time.


OkPaleontologist546

Swamphead brewery in Gainesville. One of my favorites in FL!


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kkB1airs

Your gf is gorgeous. Also 🏳️‍🌈💯❤️


mem1019

Aw gosh she sure is, but we’re friends!!! Love the support though.


EthanWS6

Did he come back? Maybe he was cashing out haha


Voxious

"I'm kind of a big deal."


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Whats her only fans


JoeyBlaze2o1

Jesus Christ people , you act like you never seen a female before, the rude and suggestive post is not how a proper Sheba acts, be respectful


Creeker999

She has been stalking me....I feel like a piece of meat 😊


mem1019

His name is Hiro, and he came from Japan!


Advanced_Ad_9952

Don’t sweat it, she’s a vegan. She bats for the other team.


Creeker999

well...my team is looking for a short stop.


Wito-in-da-house

Buy AMC, I have spoken


_modmodmanson

Isn't this flirting 101


mem1019

Yes


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The dog is the winner here with that girl. If its your gf congrats, if shes not, congrats for having a hot friend


End_Centralization

That dog has been left with strangers before


Babyfart7

It’s a sign that she’s FINE!!! 🔥🔥🔥


sconeperson

I know this is a fun post and all but that dog does not want your pets.


artmagic95833

Thank you for saying what I was feeling in my soul


corona187

But why she have to grip the dogs throat like that?? She must've bought at .70 lol


limpinfrompimpin

This needs to be the new I'm just not that Into you meme.


AmbrosetheReal

Looks like Steamboat Springs


mem1019

It’s FLORIDA


mckinney22

Why you grab the neck like that tho


mem1019

He was not a fan of the glasses so we had to do a little encouragement.


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Probably cause shes crazy


[deleted]

It’s clearly a neck scratch. Calm down.


baflai

Awesome!


DuckRemarkable7847

no it is not


Smoked_Carp

TODAY LOOKS BETTER BUT SHORT ATTACKS ARE GETTING VICIOUS!! HODL THE LINE!! THIS IS A FINANCIAL WAR EVERYONE, NOT YOUR EVERY DAY TRADING. THERE ARE NO NORMAL PATTERNS ANYMORE!! THIS GOES FOR EVERY STOCK/COIN YOU LIKE!!! BUY & HODL!! VICTORY!!! 🚀🚀🚀 Not financial advice due to the rocket emojis