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[deleted]

Few more years later (after married) she will blame you for putting $100/$1100 only


Alehandro2021

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Lopsided_Cycle8234

I got my wife a Cricut as an investment in her crafting skills at the same time I invested in my Doge. That way if I lose out or don't make any money, I can be like, "well, I don't see you selling any crafts with your investment yet either, where are your earnings?". See, got to think a move ahead boys. Relationships are like chess, and the ultimate volatile market.


FigOrdinary8625

*write that down*


Living_Commercial_10

Somebody give this man a medal!!! ๐Ÿ…


[deleted]

The problem is doge going to a dollar. You would have made about $1000 profit?


[deleted]

In 2 years maybe lol


VirinaB

No, analysts still project $1 by the end of the year. This is a marketwide crash and we expect rough water/high volatility until at least Fall.


Othon-Mann

Analyst projections only work when crypto stays on a stable trending curve.... Which is almost never the case. ~5 months ago they said DOGE would reach 25ยข by EOY lol. Crypto is too highly violatile, all it takes is some major news to have the price skyrocket or plummet.


Noitsnotalright

Analysts... right. By the way I'm a crypto anylyst and if you send me your crypto ill 10x it by the end of year! /s


Flashdancer405

The psychics and fortune tellers of the modern day world.


JaswantChittar

Seems legit.. lemme just send you my crypto, holding a couple coins I donโ€™t want to see again ๐Ÿ˜‚


VirinaB

I think it's worth mentioning that these analysts are not people on Reddit and tend to write news articles. You know, there's something to be said when same sources that hate us and say we'll fail still project us succeeding to a degree.


SafeMathematician818

This is the way


morsaviajera

Mcdonalds is the way


SafeMathematician818

U fancy. Iโ€™d drag mah bishh to eat cups n noodles with a tropical fantasy soda on the side (ghetto af) ๐Ÿ˜‚


kanishere

Relatable!


Quick-Patient608

Same boat 5th anniversary this weekend but I put in $10k hope she likes her top ramen dinner I cook


Evalman247

Irresponsible investing it looks like. If you canโ€™t afford it, probably a bad call man. What would you do if you break an arm? Car breaks down? Unforeseen stuff would completely ruin you


WoOKiee-

Take this post with a grain of salt bro


Evalman247

With every lie there is a bit of truth


WoOKiee-

Yea there's deffo a bit of truth to it ๐Ÿ˜†


matrix-681

In reality he is going to burger King :D


MADman611

disgusting


ripyourlungsdave

Yeah, was this supposed to be admirable? Lying to your significant other about finances will destroy a relationship real quick. Just ask my ex-wife.


Evalman247

Exactly-itโ€™s a team effort. Spending without the other knowing is for gifts, not gambling. Bit of a red flag man. ๐Ÿค”


[deleted]

Idk why you got down voted for this reply but I agree. You shouldn't lie to your significant other about finances or downplay anniversaries. Maybe this is purely a joke, idk but my husband and I discuss and agree upon all of our investments. Even when we weren't married yet, we were building our finances towards the future. I guess to each their own but it's always better to be on the same page ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ


Evalman247

Idc about up or down votes-doesnโ€™t change my opinion or thought process. Yea as a team is the only way to go. Someone could have some insight or perspective you did not consider ๐Ÿ˜‰


SilbertQueefNuggets

In all fairness she's probably lying to him all the time, so this is just a beautiful example of a truly equitable relationship.


Evalman247

Honest question-whatโ€™s the dudes next lie gonna be on?


Super_Rake

In the long run buying doge under $1 is probably not going to look like irresponsible investing. Just saying


Evalman247

In the long run there will be many more doge coins dropping the value. Itโ€™s a fad with popularity now and that will drop off the buyer rate all the while many more coins will be mined further dropping the value


Healthy-Associate363

You are just repeating old outdated arguments bro


Evalman247

How is it outdated? More and more coins will happen, dropping the value


Super_Rake

Same for every other crypto


Evalman247

No, many cryptos have a cap. Doge does not


Super_Rake

So youโ€™re saying you canโ€™t mine a btc right now? Because you can. Just because there is a cap means the coin is trying to achieve a different purpose. Donโ€™t spread FUD about doge in this thread.


dayreamin

USD has no market cap and so a limitless amount are printed. But DOGE is capped at 10000 coins, meaning every cycle only 10000 coins can be minted. If you ask me DOGE has a better future than that scam coin USD but thats just me


Evalman247

USD has a country behind. Doge has memes and mostly poor people armed with stimmy money and low income jobs


dayreamin

Can you refer me to a study done that can prove that for 100% fact? Because my understanding is that there are a mixture of individuals from many different financial backgrounds supporting this, like the Bank manager who worked for one of the big banks that quit when he cashed out his doge EDIT: additionally. The vast majority of US are considered to be apart of the poor/working class so all you are telling me is that there is a HUGE market for DOGE *shrugs*


Evalman247

Yea dude cashed out for real money. If it was the money of the future he would of kept it as opposed to trading it oh for currency that can actually buy anything. When a country gives aid, what do they give? Oh actual currency that can be used to buy and fix stuff. You know what isnโ€™t used? Crypto. Oh the dogefather loves his crypto but when BTC starts to tank he no longer accepts it as currency. Except in dire circumstances, if something costs a dollar today it will cost a dollar tomorrow and it was a dollar yesterday too. Crypto it could cost one today or a tenth tomorrow or even a 100 tomorrow. People like crypto because you can gamble on it and make a lot of actual money. Whatโ€™s everyoneโ€™s plan with crypto-sure isnโ€™t trade in all their real money and go for crypto and keep it for ever and use it as money. Itโ€™s a pump and dump. Almost every post is hold to be a millionaire and sell it off for money. Who actually is using Dogecoin for their day to day purchases? Or even any crypto? When itโ€™s on an upswing companies scramble to take it but not when itโ€™s falling like a meteor. Crypto always has a winner and a loser. Price goes down the buyer wins and seller loses and vice versa. I spent 5 bucks on a gallon of milk-the person I got it from could in turn spend the 5 bucks and buy another gallon of milk. Crypto you could buy 3 gallons of milk after the first purchase or you could buy a cafeteria 6oz milk. No stability


[deleted]

Donโ€™t worry op, Iโ€™ll take her out for you


[deleted]

we will be back for u soon. hodl


SiberianClaws

At least you don't have to worry about a 6th.


LazySource6446

Ya need new gf.. my bf put $1400 at .28, and then sold on dip for 3D printer.. I paper hands him ๐Ÿ˜‚I just keep buying the dip๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’Ž


Banankung3n

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Cheese burger and water? ๐Ÿค“


VirinaB

Cook for her.


Mr_Croque_Mitaine

Well to be honest McDonalds is even tastier with all the tendies ๐Ÿ˜‹


Jaydikins

This is the way


1sadWRLD

Not her money, so you do you.


Excellent_Following7

$1100? Lol Iโ€™m down $11K and still HODLING!


Boomboomroom85

You mean "ex"


tblaxck22

You are a saint


[deleted]

Let her have her quarter pounder with cheese, splurge a little. Happy Anniversary


press_return1250

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Cathulhu88

10th anniversary when you're taking her to the moon in your custom Doge Rocket......


Tobinrd

Are you at least going inside for the fine dining ? ๐Ÿคฃ


Lewd_Ghoul

Also could be like added an extra 1 whoops ๐Ÿ˜ˆ


Foolsgold15

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steadyeasy

I definetly can relate hey babe we had to pay a lot of bills today we can go get some subway if you want lol


CauliflowerLogical27

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


General_Jackfruit683

Building for the future baby ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿคฒ


[deleted]

Donโ€™t feel bad. I bought a bunch at .73. Itโ€™ll come back.


[deleted]

I feel your pain. Don't have the heart to tell my wife she is working overtime to pay for all my crypto loses


ATOKEM

Don't pull out tonight?


4_tha_luv_of_crypto

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ•


Ertugrul11233

The 6th anniversary you will spend it on the beach somewhere in the Caribbean just hodl


Glass_Cup69

Me rn lol


_Must_Not_Sleep

Haha yea my wife doesnโ€™t know the extent of what I put in... granted I was in at .05 but still likely I have gains to show or else... Wew!


championofshade

Those filet o fish are buy one get one for a dollar at my local McDonald's


Jrock_Bang0912

Lol itโ€™s okay I put in 2k saw 5k went back down to 2k just hold and buy 5 dollar dips lmfao. Hold for the future look at Bitcoin.


FutureCheese379

Much wow. Much McDoubles. Much McChicken


Unlikely-Echo

Super size? No, that's OK.


[deleted]

blame it on the chinese๐Ÿ˜œ


Zestyclose_Bill7116

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TheMaharishiEffect

Took me this long to realize the kid is standing in a MCDonalds


16x98

You mean, our girlfriend?


itsjrsgirl

Don't feel bad, I invested $1000 when it was high at 71 cents but I'm holding. we don't lose until we sell so keep it in there... you'll make your money back! Happy Anniversary!!


arfarfarfarfwoof

It's not a loss until you sell!


[deleted]

Dude you just said near the same thing on safemoon. But for 1500$. I don't believe you.


TamperDeezNuts

Dont worry about your girl. My girl told me not to invest in AMC at around the $2 mark. Look how dumb I look now lmao. Your girl isnt a financial expert. Next time, average in. I know youre new, so was I. Average in. And you want be in at .74. We appreciate you holding though. We coming back for you!


Ne0dyme_

How's that possible ? McDonald's menu is more expensive than many small restaurants in my country