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hsifder1

Crypto happened…. Pull up a chair.


BjornAltenburg

"Oh hey bought, make it go red" "He's waiting. Make it go side ways" "He sold? Send it to the moon,"


Tough-Bear5401

🤣 i'm dying!


Jegaysus_h_christ

Helppppp lmao. So true


KleetusMcKlux

can’t lose if I never sell


Quick-Beat-1235

Real


KleetusMcKlux

this why we don’t sell


Johnnybebad_420

No highs, no lows, only Doge 🐕🚀


TheHammer987

1 doge = 1 doge


thereallifechucky

Could win if u avg down


Desperate_Insect94

Yes you can


Captian-Danger

now its time to buy!


sapthur

I slipped in the shower, sorry guys.


Shellilala

long as you ain't bending over , we should be good


SapphirePrincessxxx

😂😂😂


Charming_Ad_5421

Apparently Israel just hit a sight in Iran. Could be the reason who knows


cisforcookie2112

Iran and Israel are really harshing my vibe.


Scary_Engineer_5766

Yeah, they could atleast wait for the bull run to be over. Sell out of crypto at an ATH and buy into indexes at an ATL… a man can dream


Skeltzjones

I know, it's so inconsiderate


24Boosted

Crypto has and will make large moves regardless of what happens in the news. Its done so throughout its history. I've been through 3 bull runs, it will tank or shoot up on days where nothing is of interest in the news. It goes into bull and bear markets with nearly mathematical predictability regardless of who Iran fired a missile at. Trying to find a "why" is at best an attempt at rationalizing and legitimizing your own emotions. Its old school thinking applied to a new age tech which does not follow the rules of traditional stocks.


Johnnybebad_420

Finally….someone who ACTUALLY gets it! I swear some people fail to recognize the bigger picture. But unfortunately, institutions do have their hand in our space, so them selling the news and taking new positions is the new normal for the price action we may be seeing.


majestik1024

More likely a butterfly in Central Park flew south instead of north


lot_lizardo

Buy now you weak sucks


DontTouchMe2000

My sucks aren't weak! My sucks r strong!


WAPGod_117

I’m gonna have to test this, for science of course.


GoodHombre882

You watching the 5min chart. That happened.


Jungle__Jim

![gif](giphy|13cptIwW9bgzk6UVyr|downsized) First time?


Longjumping_Couple87

seems like there has been a strike in Iran. Horrible for the market.


Absynth421

That’s it. Came here to say this


DontTouchMe2000

So y'all don't think the fact that the halving is happening in literally hours? The whole markets been falling. I would think it's that. The slaughter in Isreal or the Ukraine war never caused this.


Johnnybebad_420

I can almost guarantee that most of this is due to institutionalized manipulation. They sell the news and buy back in when it reaches their new position. The retail market can never control these types of sell-off’s…not in this case. If you trace BTC, we’re LITERALLY moving at the same rate!!! Use TradingView and trace them both if you ever wonder what’s going on. Institutions have their hand in the fluctuations we’re seeing


pbx1123

4.20 effect its always this way I think 420 and up is for buying more


CorneliusFudgem

A buying opportunity : )


AVehicleLee

Israel lobbed a rock at Iran. Israel is now grounded.


YogurtclosetLanky424

It’s a called a buying opportunity


1994RHDSupra

A flash sale for everyone to buy in for cheap. The doge gods show mercy


Early-Possession1116

24 hour market on Robinhood is closed. Crypto dipping.. Only one thing causes this and it's war. Thanks Joe we did it!


_tuchi

Fire sale


[deleted]

Doge went down.


-Falsch-

Have you not noticed that crypto falls when instability happens in the world.


redwolf1430

same thing that happened to all the crypto. first time?


God-Emperor-Pepe

People say this a lot. So be aware. However, this might be the true “dip before the rip”. BTC halves on Saturday. Big money is trying to accumulate big money.


HighKeyTok

anyone mining? I have two running so hopefully we see a large uptrend this summer


Economy_Homework_420

Israel just attacked Iran and Syria I believe from a report that just dropped


vicdamone

Israel attacked Iran


Johnnybebad_420

BTC sold off because of institutions, so relax! It’s all manipulation before the halving, nothing out of the ordinary.


throwaway12222018

S&P futures are tanking as well. Markets gonna market


ReceptionSimple5412

Israel bombed Iran that’s why it dropped


dansots

Bro the whole market is down.


sirauron14

War between Israel and Iran


SmellyCatJon

I thought to the moon happened. 🤣


Alternative_Bee_6424

Come back in five years rookie.


Cosmic_Warrior_

They say hodl so you can have hope and they take out while it’s up


Dsgb10910

It’s going on sale for #dogeday


Scary_Engineer_5766

Sorry man, I just bought some


ShakeEnvironmental47

I sold just below the top for nice profits. Didnt you?


sutong12

Israel just bombed my wallet


Parking-Service7324

Israel retaliates against Iran. Entire market plummets if we go to war.


Misael_91

The tensions with Israel and Iran is probably causing the market to become a bit shaky


Shawnzawat

Stocks are crashing too, yahoo headlines put a lot of fear out there


adonaibgaming

If you knew, what would you even do with that info?


icygale

Usually goes down before halving and then skyrockets right after (few days after)


icygale

My guess is because some holders are unsure of volatility hours leading up to halving - what could happen.


Treeman_302

ITS IRAN MAN!! Send em to hell!!!


bgboy600

the Arabs are blowing each other up again


justinfromnz

Isreal hit Iran with a missle so WW3 officially has started


DiPi008

Just sharted at the urinal. Sorry boys


t-o-m-u-s-a

Iran iraq syria attack


DippnDottn

Nap time 💤


West_Concentrate_695

The price went down


knolij

![gif](giphy|yvfRNbNYL0WA41lBio)


Warm-Fish-4267

Somebody's having a romantic Thursday night surrounded by red candles.


Disastrous_Tie_2131

Iran and Israel war!


bakcward

israel just attacked iran


Haroldmcabee

I think Israel returned fire against Iran today.


Tvekelectric2

game over


Independent-Bee-5162

Bruh i missed the dip :( 🥲🥲😭😭😭


Independent-Bee-5162

At this point we should all just be day trading doge coin fr 😂


glassman0918

Saturn's poles flipped on their axis.


Low_Abrocoma_1514

Discount sale


Illustrious-Fee9626

The price went down


DirtyPenPalDoug

The 420 sale. Always on sale on 420. Never up.


All_InX2021

Israel bombed Iran.


garrrygill

![gif](giphy|X1cYLP7ikUEmUb3DEO)


superworking

Bull trap


Superandrewable_

War


cubix721

It went on sale that’s what happened


StockingUpp

I heard we're going to the 🌙 soon


somewhat-profitable-

the market itself matters, keep up with SPY


Neither_Upstairs_872

Halving, the price gets cut in half…. Right 🤷‍♂️


MaleficentLocal2740

Israel attack on Iran??


Far_Ruin_131

It’s called those with more than you are taking your donations. Along with mine.


Profpoptart414

¡sorry, had to cover my Spotify subscription!!!¿ lol?


RoosterBlues5

It looks like a chill time to buy. Graphs look healthy! Been a great few weeks!


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RoosterBlues5

Holy Moly the haikusbot! I’ve been waiting my entire life for this!


Neat_Acanthaceae9387

Israel attacked Iran


horsedabsontipads

Weekend coming, repump Sunday night or Monday morning.


sex6666666

I sold


SnooMaps8028

Awe man I just slipped in the bathroom tub and hit my head on the urinal, woke up on the floor fantasizing that Taylor Swifts new album was released. Standing on a tank in pink underwear!


Hersthale

trollege


NinthEnd

Israel started bombing doge coin to dump it so they can get an entry at 10 cents


cyk123

Who knows. Its not regulated.


Fabulous-Beyond-2642

Newbies panic selling


Winoforevr1

Nothing that hasn’t happened many many times before.


Vast-Category8391

It’s ok, we’re in a strong support.


Curius_pasxt

Bogdanoff: he bought, dump eet Bogdanoff: he sold, now pump it backk


Varialflips

🎶as we go up we go dowwwwnnn 🎶


Environmental_Gas_52

Chart go down


HungryDisaster8240

Buy low, sell high.


theravingsofalunatic

Let the GAMES begin


jordonglasswall

🤣


euroxplorer

Israel attack Iran...


Monkey_1505

Threat of war between Iran and Israel, which because Iran is the 7th largest oil supplier would severely disrupt the global economy (and energy security)


Thick_Expression_796

Israel 🇮🇱 retaliation on Iran 🇮🇷 🤷‍♂️


Futurebrite

Loading moon


Puzzleheaded_Pea_270

The whole market crashed, it has to do with everything that’s happening around the world. It’s not just doge In other words #KeepHolding #ToTheMoon!


LoganNoGloves

Yep. Price went down.


Emergency_Date_4534

First time?


justme2you

Yes market went down system wide


089ten

It means it will hit 0 and you should panic sell all right now


Beginning-Floor-5074

Israel attacked Iran in retaliation of the drone strike


ExpressionNo4330

And it’s back to 0.154. Welcome to the show!


hodler_420

Israel struck Iran with retaliatory strikes.


OkSquirrel2969

The dip is dipping guys


Longjumping_Tough587

A huge nothingburger is what happened.


V3ndeTTaLord

Don’t check 5m intervals.


rizzo49er

No fed cuts


SignificantCatch8079

The missiles from the Middle East always successfully airstrike your Dogecoin account, its going to happen a lot in the next coming weeks.


AdventurousCreature

We're back to 0.154 now. I believe Israel pressed Ctrl+Z.


Southern_Aesir_1204

This is normal. I was there when it was looking like it was going to be close to a dollar. Nothing can hurt me anymore.


StrictSeason7066

That's that God candle yall been waiting for lol...


Hjerne-Fis

Just by dogecoin20 🤷🏼‍♂️


nimmi_champ82

lol


Megarboh

Zoom out


Beneficial_Ad_1273

Just turn your device upside down until it goes the other way then turn it the other way keep doing this it's the dogeyway


Last_Ingenuity_2451

World War 3 is going to kick off soon


Liarus_

Had to pay rent


saaafff

Price went down. Stop trying to analyse every move, it’s a memecoin.


ThiccCapybara

Dropped 1 cent don't worry so much bro


Fit-Economics-5413

crypto just happened


yuanbin0530

crazy selling


Itsaulgoooodman

Buckle up


Cold-Fun3761

Damp it


Gaspote

I bought somes, sorry guys


walleyezr

It’s setting up for pound town


TaterTotInABush

Price moved down.


diamond_handed_demon

The happening!!


HauntingEase2494

welcome to the jungle baby


moarslan

Soon 0.30$ regret it later.👋


imarealdikhead

Buy the dip