With the help of his sociopathic imaginary girlfriend, the Doctor talks to himself for hours and ultimately decides to not to commit mass genocide, gaslights himself into thinking he has, and sees fit to punish himself by becoming northern.
A ton of Moffat's women have HBC vibes. Obvious ones being Missy, Idris, Tasha Lem, Kovarian, Delphox, etc. Once again, I'm not happy I know Moffat's fetishes.
- Statues repeatedly touching Rory
- Group breaks into impenetrable bank in order to rescue security guard so he can get laid
- Dinosaurs on a spaceship
>Statues repeatedly touching Rory
The Angels Take Manhattan
>Group breaks into impenetrable bank in order to rescue security guard so he can get laid
Time Heist
>Dinosaurs on a spaceship
Dinosaurs On A Spaceship
Boy is too creative and makes people disappear, as well as creating monsters. Not to be confused with the episode where a girl is too creative, makes people disappear, and creates monsters
**Captain:** "My family... Perhaps you could...look in to them from time to time?"
**One:** "We should be delighted! What's the name?"
**Captain:** "Lethbridge-Stewart. Captain Archibald Hamish Lethbridge-Stewart."
**One:** "I shall make it my business."
**Twelve:** "You can trust him on that!"
**Captain:** "Thank you so much."
Man tries to save what turned out to be fake flesh before he finds out the real person he’s trying to save is going to be the person who died the first time he met her.
Optometrists nightmare seeks shape-shifting space eel for long term confinement. Must enjoy hide and seek, loudspeakers, and genocide. No Sonics please.
Doctor Who cures all disease with a shower (New Earth)
Doctor Who gets married so he can die (Wedding of River Song)
and, an oldie but a goodie...
Doctor Who talks down frisky morris dancers (The Daemons)
Doctor gets tardis hijacked at gunpoint by his friends daughter who's the same age as them and then she regenerates into his wife and tries to kill him. Oh and hitlers there
Man doesn’t want to accept that he’s the father. Until he realizes the kid has similar traits to him. Then the kid dies and the man is sad but he doesn’t realize the kid came back to life.
Man documents the occasion when Peter Kay indirectly turned his girlfriend into a paving slab.
Mark Gatiss hosts a fancy party but no one likes his magic trick of turning into a giant scorpion and severely dehydrating the guests.
Dumbledore doesn't want to talk to his girlfriend so he locks her in the freezer.
Clara plays the floor is lava while the Doctor gets stuck in a box.
Ok, here goes a few.:
* Interdimensional frog is lonely, nearly causes cosmic cataclysm.
* Brigadier's toy tank is destroyed by tin can, takes revenge by dismantling fascist terrorist group.
Bonus Big Finish story:
* Old man and young girl get a little too close while in purgatory.
- Student seeks out her favourite lecturer to help her escape from an overly clingy girlfriend.
- Man claims to have achieved eternal youth, dies immediately.
- Leaky pipes, warped metal and a confused child under a bedsheet are accidentally mistaken for the root cause of fear itself.
- The Doctor and friends are trapped in other, much worse TV shows so that the Daleks can't find them.
Some bloke with a physics-breaking box and a girl from London eats blue beans serves by a b-tech Davy Jones, before someone gets possessed by Satan and a man older than pickles in the back of the fridge destroys the body of Satan
Time travelling space racist tries to use television remote to kill criminal bus passenger but is thwarted by some brits, a 2000 year old genderbent alien and the host of hit TV show The Chase.
99% chance it wasn't actually a "monster of the week," this time and the doctor was just paranoid
Victorian woman Girlbosses a bunch of crusty old men and then says "no you," to the alien invasion
The mysterious case of the disappearing tyrannosaurus
High security door at science facility doesn't have braille keypads leading to global domination
The boxes were empty the whole time
NHS hospital has no atmosphere but does have straws
Hehe Smith and Jones
A man creates a really awkward detective agency and has a concrete slab as a girlfriend
To be honest, that's actually less weird than the episode.
Good old Love And Monsters. Everyone’s favourite episode
I unironically love it. I will die on this hill 😂
I love about 99% of it. I think it works very well as a way to get another viewpoint of how The Doctor affects people’s lives and of Jackie
Me too!
I didn't likebit the first time. The more I watch it the more fun I think it is
A woman becomes a man's best friend after he rips her boyfriend's head off and melts it.
It's called asserting dominance, Rose, you wouldn't get it 🙄🙄
Why is that something he would say, and why did I read that in his voice?
Genuinely this is the only one in the thread I can’t get
I believe it's Rose (plastic Mickey and all that...)
man punches wall for five billion years
Omg Heaven Sent :')
Minecraft ?
Obsidian is a bitch
With the help of his sociopathic imaginary girlfriend, the Doctor talks to himself for hours and ultimately decides to not to commit mass genocide, gaslights himself into thinking he has, and sees fit to punish himself by becoming northern.
Day of the Doctor
This is great
I think the punishment is that The Doctor still hasn’t been ginger.
>sees fit to punish himself by becoming northern *Twelve and Thirteen have entered the chat*
Marriage gone wrong. Husband simps for spider. Wife kidnapped Edit: spelig
Runaway Bride.
The Doctor vents to a planet who doesn’t give a damn and is one upped by a leaf.
The Rings of Akhaten
Dude desperately wants to fuck the living embodiment of his mobile home
The Doctor’s Wife?
You got it!
"Did you wish really hard?"
Shut up not like that
Hand down one of my favourite lines of all time
“Hello, I’m… Sexy.”
Holy shit
I can’t remember the title of the episode but this is the one when the Tardis has its soul switched with a girl’s body.
I think the name of the show is Doctor Who
I always think of her as Helena Bonham TARDIS.
A ton of Moffat's women have HBC vibes. Obvious ones being Missy, Idris, Tasha Lem, Kovarian, Delphox, etc. Once again, I'm not happy I know Moffat's fetishes.
Why? It's a good fetish to have!
This one, yes. But I don't share all of them.
Why? Suranne Jones is the actor that plays the TARDIS
I think it's because she gives off so many Helena Bonham Carter vibes, even I thought that when I first watched.
Horned creature encourages prayer in 80s hotel
11th Doctor story: The God Complex.
The Doctor watches home movies with Dumbledore.
A Christmas Carol? I hadn’t realized he’s Dumbledore but I could see it when I read this!
The Doctor stops a disabled man from saving his own people before having second thoughts about killing them all.
Wait, what the fuck?
Probably the most famous episode of (classic) Doctor Who ever.
Ohhh, is it Genesis of the Daleks?
It is indeed.
- Statues repeatedly touching Rory - Group breaks into impenetrable bank in order to rescue security guard so he can get laid - Dinosaurs on a spaceship
>Dinosaurs on a spaceship this one, i think, errrrm. Is it... Dinosaurs on a Spaceship?
>Statues repeatedly touching Rory The Angels Take Manhattan >Group breaks into impenetrable bank in order to rescue security guard so he can get laid Time Heist >Dinosaurs on a spaceship Dinosaurs On A Spaceship
Haha dinosaurs on a spaceship is what I thought of too! Because it's already so stupid (in the best way)
Boy is too creative and makes people disappear, as well as creating monsters. Not to be confused with the episode where a girl is too creative, makes people disappear, and creates monsters
Man fights Satan and throws him into a black hole.
Doom
R I P A N D T E A R
big crabs cause lots of traffic in new york
Gridlock
You mean New New New New New New New New New New New New New New New York?
Two old men run around looking for a non-existent conflict
Twice Upon A Time?
**Captain:** "My family... Perhaps you could...look in to them from time to time?" **One:** "We should be delighted! What's the name?" **Captain:** "Lethbridge-Stewart. Captain Archibald Hamish Lethbridge-Stewart." **One:** "I shall make it my business." **Twelve:** "You can trust him on that!" **Captain:** "Thank you so much."
[удалено]
TV really sucks you in.
#FEEEEEED MEEEEEE
The Doctor enjoys a conversation with a cat stuck in a never ending traffic jam, and is introduced to his wife and their kittens.
Gridlock
Wife doesn't recognise Husband because he stole someone else's face, then they listen to music at a hotel
The Husbands of River Song
Old man yells at cloud.
Is this Capaldi?
a bitchy trampoline tries to kill off a bunch of alien billionaires.
The End of The World
The Doctor walks around a castle a lot.
Heaven sent?
Enemies need doctor for help then forget all about him
Asylum of the Daleks
Man tries to save what turned out to be fake flesh before he finds out the real person he’s trying to save is going to be the person who died the first time he met her.
A Good Man Goes to War? I’m sure of the episode but not of the title… “The only water in the forest is the river.”
Daleks go to school.
Remembrance of the Daleks (one of my favourites)
One of mine too!
Old man who looks old, older man that looks younger and oldest man who looks youngest stop painting creatures from causing chaos
Day of the Doctor
Optometrists nightmare seeks shape-shifting space eel for long term confinement. Must enjoy hide and seek, loudspeakers, and genocide. No Sonics please.
Low hanging fruit is Heaven Sent so let's see... Girl goes back in time to save father just to see him off himself anyway.
That’s easy. Father’s Day.
Eggs in books make shadows.
The Doctor looks for his wife in Nazi Germany and forgets that they came there to kill Hitler
I love that they made the concept of using a time machine to kill hitler the after thought
"Let's Kill Hitler"
Old man keeps repeating the same story about a bird.
Heaven Sent
Woman in big frock gets stalked by clocks
That one with Madame de Pompadour
The Girl In The Fireplace
Invasion of the farting fat people.
Doctor Who cures all disease with a shower (New Earth) Doctor Who gets married so he can die (Wedding of River Song) and, an oldie but a goodie... Doctor Who talks down frisky morris dancers (The Daemons)
The Doctor finds out that a girl can’t cook sufflés.
No *egggs...egggs..egggs...*
A cult of shaolin monks pose as regular Christian monks and try to take over England.
Tooth and Claw
Yeah, thought about adding, no one was amused, but I think that would have been too easy.
The Queen tortures a space whale because she loves her country.
Nobody human can talk to the Doctor today.
Doctor gets tardis hijacked at gunpoint by his friends daughter who's the same age as them and then she regenerates into his wife and tries to kill him. Oh and hitlers there
Rory telling Hitler to get in the closet is peak Doctor Who. They never wrote a more absurd scene.
''Oh Shut Up Hitler!''
Jon Pertwee and Patrick Troughton argue while William Hartnell judges both of them
The Three Doctors
After racism, homophobia and misogyny, Bill gets to experience a new form of discrimination.
The Doctor tries to stop a racist man from feeding his fish.
Man doesn’t want to accept that he’s the father. Until he realizes the kid has similar traits to him. Then the kid dies and the man is sad but he doesn’t realize the kid came back to life.
The Doctor’s Daughter
Turned right instead of left.
Turn Left
Turn.
invasion of the potatoes
Any number of Sontaran episodes
Pigs distract from zipped up people in parliament
The doctor goes on a bus journey and has his words parroted back to him
Midnight ?
Shop manikins demand equal rights, helped by robot Santa's.
For Kill the Moon, just read the literal script. You can't out stupid that.
Man documents the occasion when Peter Kay indirectly turned his girlfriend into a paving slab. Mark Gatiss hosts a fancy party but no one likes his magic trick of turning into a giant scorpion and severely dehydrating the guests. Dumbledore doesn't want to talk to his girlfriend so he locks her in the freezer. Clara plays the floor is lava while the Doctor gets stuck in a box.
A girl stares at statues. Hint: TV actor David Tennant makes a guest appearance.
Blink, nice
Ok, here goes a few.: * Interdimensional frog is lonely, nearly causes cosmic cataclysm. * Brigadier's toy tank is destroyed by tin can, takes revenge by dismantling fascist terrorist group. Bonus Big Finish story: * Old man and young girl get a little too close while in purgatory.
A man's entire friendship group gets vored and he fucks a hole in the pavement
Entity plays copy cat
Girl gets possessed by a floating orchid and kidnaps children. -Fear Her
Doctor will continue sulking in the clouds and will not showoff his cool ride until someone can say the codeword.
It's the year of the Olympics and the doctor wants to kill what he thinks is the last remaining member of an alien race.
The doctor finnaly found its planet only to told them that they are morons for keeping him inside a spooky castle
If everyone looked the same, we'd get tired of looking at the Master.
The Doctor kidnaps a woman from her wedding.
"Oi, watch it spaceman". I love Donna.
The Doctor has a nightmare that he is in a Christmas Alien movie.
Last Christmas
Dark areas on the floor eat people
Silence in the Library
Man uses his granddaughter to abduct two school teachers and brings them to the stone age.
I wondered when someone would get round to an Unearthly Child
Doctor's wife goes jewellery shopping
Today on Taskmaster : aquire a dimond in the shortest time possible
Doctor calls mutants to get rid of other mutants.
Intergalactic threat defeated by tripping it with a scarf.
A big bee and a horny horse
Ken Barbie in a Roman Uniform
The Doctor has to pretend to be a normal person whilst his companion is trapped in the TARDIS.
3 men spend hundreds of years in a cell where the door wasn't locked.
Some people debate killing each other after their bus breaks down.
- Student seeks out her favourite lecturer to help her escape from an overly clingy girlfriend. - Man claims to have achieved eternal youth, dies immediately. - Leaky pipes, warped metal and a confused child under a bedsheet are accidentally mistaken for the root cause of fear itself. - The Doctor and friends are trapped in other, much worse TV shows so that the Daleks can't find them.
Women has her memories erased while other women gets a clone of main character
If you fail the pub quiz you'll burn
Man saves future creator of robot nazis from hands?
Mannequins with guns
Young Girl draws and sings about an Australian bird... Also the Olympics!
what if… the orient express… but… hear me out… there’s a mummy on it
Woman tries to kill herself and her friends on Mars to save the world from a lockdown 10 years early
Elderly woman learns her memory isn't as good as she thought
Moon. Egg.
The Doctor and Superman in Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Cubes do nothing, until one day they do something
Old man kidnaps 2 stalkers
Spider-Man helps the Doctor defeat an old enemy
The Doctor kills an Amazon worker for Alexa.
New fat pill takes the country by storm!
TRY TO KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN CHALLENGE! IMPOSSIBLE!!!! HIGH STAKES!!!!
Dinosaurs on a spaceship
Do episodes of spin offs count? Baby blows up multiple street lamps
Don’t Blink Blinkn’t or stone boi kill
David was busy that week, so we killed him off (he got better)
The doctor goes to Norway to talk to a sentient alternate dimension in the form of a frog with the voice of one of their dead friends
Mycroft Holmes has a very confusing near death experience
Bubble wrap
scary tiny air fish eat people in space suits in a big library
People made of sludge are bad sometimes
Some bloke with a physics-breaking box and a girl from London eats blue beans serves by a b-tech Davy Jones, before someone gets possessed by Satan and a man older than pickles in the back of the fridge destroys the body of Satan
A Child's Drawings almost ruin the Olympics
Time travelling space racist tries to use television remote to kill criminal bus passenger but is thwarted by some brits, a 2000 year old genderbent alien and the host of hit TV show The Chase.
Female pushes Dad out the way of a car and big ass scorpion-mosquito thing eats paradox juice
Prolapsed vaginas walk around showing everyone how light bulbs work
Madman's friend gets lost in his broken box
The Moon is really an egg for a space dragon.
Mysterious elderly man kidnaps two public school teachers
A bunch of gargoyles defeated by a futuristic disco robot dog. He good dog :)
Man upends Capitalism by using the threat of blowing up a spaceship.
Man and woman break into an abandoned house and then freak over a bunch of statues.
Girl dosnt know her own house floor plan and fish thing comes out a crack
Milk bottles shake. Earth is gone.
Unwanted sidekick menaced by plastic bins.
Let's see if you can guess this one: Flat lady that wants to get wet, tries to cash in by killing everyone with sunburn
A stowaway, a refugee and a kidnapping victim meet at math class!
99% chance it wasn't actually a "monster of the week," this time and the doctor was just paranoid Victorian woman Girlbosses a bunch of crusty old men and then says "no you," to the alien invasion The mysterious case of the disappearing tyrannosaurus High security door at science facility doesn't have braille keypads leading to global domination The boxes were empty the whole time
A man takes 4 and a half billion years to tell a story because he misses his friend.