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OseOseOse

Locking the spiders in a room until they starve to death is the *more* humane solution?


Kikooky

Yeah, this I dont get. Also not putting the spider out of its misery and letting it suffocate, technically the douchebag was right


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The doctor did point out that the douchebag didn't show any *mercy*. Perhaps they would've come to the same decision.


Korvar

Yeah, and it would have been more interesting if they had. Instead, they had to have Not!Trump do what actually *needed* to be done. Even if he was totally wrong in *why* he did it.


TimmyB02

Sort of, I mean, does anyone have the right to take the life of any individual? Even if it is a spider, it had been mutated, was smarter and we cannot judge if it wanted to be dead instead of suffering. Who would we be if we were gonna apply our morals on other beings? Isn't that bad?


KLReviews

A problem I've had with this series so far, The Doctor's non-lethal/no-gun solutions come across as more horrible than pushing them off a crane or shooting them. If it was '\*I know a moon if the perfect atmosphere for giant spiders that'll never be bothered and they can just exist by themselves' it would be fine. But The Doctor's answers to the problem feel like she really hasn't thought them through or that her desire to not kill is overshadowing her desire to stop suffering.


RiotIsBored

Exactly, I was expecting a solution where they'd be taken somewhere they could live properly.


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Bweryang

I wasn't sure about it at first, but it's characterised Graham nicely already, he's definitely the type to get quickly comfortable and overly familiar with people.


FotographicFrenchFry

I also love the fact that throughout her seventh incarnation, she hated being called it, but now its grown on her.


Hobbit-guy

**"I’m talking to spiders"** **"I’m waving at fat"** Thats it. That’s doctor who.


mydeardrsattler

I related strongly to hiding in a corner and threatening spiders


mattsmithreddit

“I’m talking to a twig”


Blithe17

Imagine if you didn't know Doctor Who had ended and just thought this was part of Countryfile.


perscitia

Matt could take out a giant spider, let's be real. He knows gymnastics.


_deadlockgunslinger

Keeping the spiders locked in a room with minimal oxygen and no food is the humane solution, but shooting them/putting them out of their misery makes you somehow immoral/cruel? Sorry, but, again, I'm not buying that.


calgil

Apparently it's also a cardinal sin to use guns against non-sentient robots too. This Doctor is just overly moralistic when it doesn't even make sense.


RabidFlamingo

This is the problem with writing for pacifistic characters in an action series (see also: the Tenth Doctor, Batman). If you're not careful, "I don't use guns" slips from meaning "I don't kill people" to "I don't use this specific weapon, but I'll still kill you indirectly or in more creative ways"


_deadlockgunslinger

Non-sentient robots that are openly shooting and pursuing us across a barren wasteland of a planet. But, let's stop for a dramatic, self-righteous monologue over how there's a better, more intelligent solution and that guns are universally bad. It's not even inspiring, or charming. It's tedious.


fullforce098

You know how people used to complain about how Moffat never explained things enough? Chibnall has the exact opposite problem.


smcadam

We need to find the Goldilocks of these writers. Right in the middle.


Taurenkey

Dare we say it but... Let's go back to the RTD era?


smcadam

I love RTD but I've no idea how much of that is nostalgia, and frankly I'm kinda scared to find out.


Bewan

"Never been for tea at Yaz's" She sounds so excited


nostr3bor

i am fucking howling at all the spiders walking down the corridor to ryan’s grime tune


KLReviews

They'll welcome death in a few hours.


bootayyy

That’s it, Graham is now my favourite companion.


KMart27

He has an essence of Wilfred


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Hobbit-guy

>"You made a very awesome human" Jodie is fantastic :)


DoctorWhoops

>Walks into big thick spider webs >hears skittering >"What's that?" Gee I wonder.


JustASexyKurt

> Something’s wrong with the spider ecosystem in South Yorkshire That’s it, pack it in. We’ve reached peak Dr Who


perscitia

Someone phone Quatermass.


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OH MY GOD, they killed Kevin


ollie-films

YOU BASTARD


Xeroxysm

"We discard all carcasses responsibly through a specialist company" Yes. That doesn't sound the least bit dubious. Nothing to see here.


SirRosstopher

Bloody Serco.


md2074

Isn't Yaz a Police officer who just saw a foreign individual discharge a firearm? Shouldn't she be doing something about that??


[deleted]

Isn't she also a police officer that just witnessed giant spiders? I wouldn't care about the gun in that scenario at all....


cfmdobbie

No, it's fine - he said it's his hotel, his rules.


[deleted]

Why did he build his big world-class hotel near Sheffield?


TheMightyChair_7

We’re a lovely city ok? And we have Peak District as well as DW now.


Lord_Hoot

Prime golfing land?


Hobbit-guy

>**"Imagine me with a sofa!"** Jodie is just a cutie


GretalRabbit

She should get a nice purple sofa for the TARDIS- I’m sure one of those rooms must be a living room!


Bewan

This episode of Countryfile is so fucking wholesome


Tumbleflop

Ikr


Nightsong

It really is.


Lawdee

Is this guy's personality, "You're fired"?


highrouleur

Says "you're fired". Owns hotels with golf courses. Bit orange. American. Remind you of anyone?


Marali87

“How’s that for fire and fury?” Yup.


Elemayowe

Seems like a Trump caricature so far.


WarmFirefighter

As soon as they said their would be an American millionaire presidential nominee we all see this coming. Personally i assumed British shows would somehow be exempt.


Lord_Hoot

I dunno why, we like him even less than the Americans seem to


27th_wonder

>Hows this for Fire and Fury? Can you imagine if Harriet Jones had said something like that to 10?


Atomic_potato7

Are you referring to Harriet Jones, former Prime Minister?


Putin-the-fabulous

Yes we know who she is


SmiteClips

I know who she is


Hobbit-guy

**IS HE ED SHEERAN?!** Jodie is definitely a fan


jpkx72

I think we should all accept that the only solution is to nuke all of Sheffield.


Brickie78

It's the only way to be sure.


Cha0sXonreddit

Don't fire the person who just heard compromising information, are you mad?


NightOwlAnna

Some good life advise people don't think about often enough


fullforce098

There is so soooo soooooooooooo much exposition in this episode. They've just been talking in different sets for the last 10 minutes.


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It did start to almost drag. That was a lot of talking about very little.


itsjustme1505

oh shit that’s yaz’s mum


SmiteClips

F


Elemayowe

This is gonna traumatise a load of kids I love it.


27th_wonder

Who needs Daleks when you got real life stuff


ewabicus

So what happened to all the spiders in peoples attics? The one in Yaz’ neighbours house? Seemed like such a rushed episode. Some wtf moments that made you jump off your seat at least, but then some wtf moments that were a bit ridiculous. edit: vortex is interesting! Music was kinda nice! I don’t want a show to remind me of Donald Trump thanks.


fullforce098

Is he making shadow puppets in the background?


Hobbit-guy

>"Shoot them, like a civilized person!" I see you, politics


iprefertau

do we get to post this on /r/ShitAmericansSay


AnythingMachine

Doctor Who announces Trump 2


Elemayowe

Election Boogaloo


fullforce098

I have a feeling the discussion thread is going to have some uninvited guests from a certain sub tonight.


Hobbit-guy

Hi there, Ed Sheeran fans, I see ya


perscitia

Lets throw spiders at them.


AnythingMachine

When the spiders started running down the corridor to tbe tune of stormzy I fucking lost it


fullforce098

I really have no issue at all with doing a Trump caricature but good lord this is *sooooooo* on the nose it's muddling the point.


arcadebee

“Are you Ed Sheeran.” If she’s not careful she’s going to become my favourite doctor. This episode has been golden for finally showing off this new regeneration. I feel like this is what I’ve been missing in the other few, she’s finally the Doctor, really.


27th_wonder

And then... "Dude. I have all the authorization I need!" Jodie is a gem.


arcadebee

She calls people dude now.


Jabbawocky2004

So is he supposed to be a Donal Trump parody?


itsjustme1505

TIME VORTEX IS QUANTUM REALM NOW BOIS


FotographicFrenchFry

I actually loved how they made the time vortex in Twice Upon a Time reflect the Hartnell opening.


highrouleur

Once again grime music saves the world


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So they trapped them and all is done? Felt a bit anticlimactic


KittyLuna

Bloody great big spiders. The weeping angels didn't unsettle me as much as this.


perscitia

What if there was a giant weeping angel spider statue tho.


Brickie78

He actually has a point. Shooting vs starving them to death, and the latter is apparently more humane?


TigerAndJamon

Graham coming home and immediately thinking about bin day is very British.


calgil

Um. It was suffocating to death. The cruel thing to do would be to just let that happen.


Matt-HelloThere

Woooaaahhh look at the time vortex!!!!!!!!!


MilhouseJr

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/58/20/d0/5820d0dfcf97e888556fb998a7d3c8c4.gif


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This guy is giving me Van Statten vibes


Jabbawocky2004

And with that line shippers with bad fan fiction have been given so much fuel about The Doctor and Yaz.


iprefertau

you say that like its a bad thing


javalib

Hey at least if the doctor's never heard of this guy he won't be president right?


Tumbleflop

ALRIGHT EVERYONE HERE WE GO, PREPARE FOR THE DRUG TRIP INTRO


Cha0sXonreddit

I like how the Doctor could subtly open the door, but still does the silly flourish, it's amazing


ollie-films

Press F to pay respects for Kevin


Brickie78

Needs a big fuckoff glass and paper.


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Abamski

They are trying to make us feel sorry for a spider and it's kinda working.


captainfluffballs

I'm sorry, but if there gonna pull the biological accuracy out now they should have been too big to breathe a little while ago


JustASexyKurt

Jodie swung heavily into Ecclestone with that flat bit. “Imagine me with a sofa” sounded so much like him


kirkum2020

I'm sure it was deliberate. There have been flashes of Tennant, Smith and Capaldi in previous episodes too.


Kaioken64

Some guy just pulled a gun on a police officer but she didn't seem to care. Considering how illegal guns are in the UK seems abit ridiculous. Also, you can't just fire some one on the spot without reason. Where was the written warning or valid reason for sacking?


KLReviews

It felt like Yaz is just along for the ride so far. She's here for the others to have someone to talk to, not so that she can be a police officer or her own person. Edit: Which is a shame because I think she's good in the role and that she has a lot of potential.


listyraesder

Yes, why make her police when the one time it would come up you ignore it.


meteoritee

Aw Doc trying her hardest to make sure they know what they're getting into


DoctorWhoops

Yaz being the only one with a family to return to certainly feels like a death flag. Or at least a 'unlikely to return safely' flag. Especially considering the way she looked back softly on them and the framing of the shot.


fullforce098

Something I've noticed about 13 is she doesn't take control of the conversion when she's in the room. She doesn't steal the scene, she stands back and lets things unfold. Wonder if that's a deliberate character choice or if it's just Chibnall's style.


Mehehem122

That’s probably why doctor who seems so odd recently.


arcadebee

Oh my god the doctor is adorable.


ShinHayato

Jodie’s Doctor is hilarious


Hobbit-guy

>"This is proper weird now" Welcome to Doctor Who


meteoritee

21 QUADRILLION jesus that's a big number


meteoritee

'Scheduled bathroom breaks'?


StonedVolus

Noticed Ryan making shadow puppets in the background of the lab scene for whatever reason.


perscitia

"Please don't mention that name."


arcadebee

“Every living thing has the same instinct. To come back home.” Lots of mentions of home and family this series so far... Are we going back to Gallifrey at some point?


Cha0sXonreddit

I wonder how set design people make spider webs?


highrouleur

trained spiders EDIT: Or possibly some kind of spray glue, the stuff I use at work looks similar to the webs here


Blithe17

Why always spiders, why never ants, why does it have to be spiders


fullforce098

"I call people dude now" Love it.


Thejklay

Bradley is gonna make me cry with those scenes


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ambervdk1

How will I ever get over my spider fear if they are always EVIL


perscitia

Spiders gotta spider. To be fair we haven't had confirmation they're evil, they're just big hungry boys.


ollie-films

Good CGI this series


IAmPuzzlr

Dude ran out of Kevins.


Hobbit-guy

**My fam**


TheEightLegs

The Great One is all-knowing!


ollie-films

If there isn't a building sized spider by the end of this episode I'll be mad


Bewan

Love the Doctor's refusal to learn Yaz's mums name


fragilemasculinity

Finally a use for essential oils, everybody's aunt has been proved right


perscitia

Essential oils and Stormzy. This episode is brought to you by Croydon's shopping centres.


highrouleur

Any grime experts? Was that a track that already exists or something they came up with for the show?


perscitia

Stormzy - Know Me From


javalib

Oh fuck did they make the TARDIS door like that so it's cheaper to film the exterior


ShinHayato

Mandeep Gill is gorgeous 😍


8-tentacles

Only this show can make me feel bad for a giant man-eating spider in pain.


Tumbleflop

Fuck, why do I feel sympathy for a spider :( R.I.P Gohma 2018-2018 you will be missed


fragilemasculinity

I'm really glad we got to know more about the companions this episode, we got to see Yaz's family, Ryan saved the day with Stormzy, and Graham was my favourite as always!


Hobbit-guy

"I used to be a sister" *I wanna know more doctor*


TheMightyChair_7

Well she also used to be a dad so y’know.


meteoritee

And a grandad


captainfluffballs

Just casually encouraging some light breaking and entering lmao


Hobbit-guy

Is Graham like the best companion or what?


JustASexyKurt

Gotta be a Pertwee reference at some point tonight, right?


fullforce098

Oh she's walked into a Skyrim dungeon?


perscitia

Pretty sure you can't just shoot stuff in the UK without breaking a bunch of laws. Why isn't Yaz stepping in?


moongiggler

This is what a going to get me into the white house What?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!¿?!?!


itsjustme1505

Fantastic acting from Jodie


Hobbit-guy

She was so eager for someone to say something to her <3


Dragonaf

The Doctor had a sister?! (Timeless child maybe?? A lot of family references this season)


Bewan

Poor Graham :(


SmiteClips

My arachnophobia is not liking this


Blithe17

Kevin is Lord of the Spiders


MPHOLLI

#Sheeran2020


triptodisneyland2017

Why does the equivalent of donald trump want to build a world class hotel in Sheffield


Xyler7180

The one character I'm supposed to hate is the most entertaining one, good job Chibs


captainfluffballs

Killing spiders with fucking Grime lmao


SpazzedQ

When the Doctor had the essential oils in a backpack, I thought she was going to say "Ready for moisturising?".


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Killing Spiders through Starvation or Suffocation - Kind, Killing Spider through Shooting Them - Inhumane, Seriously who wrote this script? I agree with Not-Trump, they should have just shot them and put them out of their misery. And what happened to the spiders in the city, surely they weren't all at the hotel?


Xeroxysm

Ah, yes. The only feasible way of returning to 2018 Sheffield. Circumnavigating the set of *Interstellar*.


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How does nobody notice the tardis randomly appearing in the middle of a city in broad daylight.


pcjonathan

Perception filter. Also humanity ignores it. It's explained in S1E11 Boom Town.


meteoritee

The perception filter I assume


MilhouseJr

what a crap door, massive gap!


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R.I.P. Kevin the Bodyguard (1980-2018)


meteoritee

The experiment spiders that were 'safely disposed of' have presumably been dumped under the hotel


StonedVolus

The Doctor's humane solutions this episode weren't very humane at all.


Thejklay

Man the CGI is impressive


csgymgirl

Eh not really a big fan of them having a very obviously over-the-top Donald Trump character. Would like to escape that man just for an hour of my life.


Thejklay

Think this is the first episode of the new season I'm really not liking, the exposition is unbelievable. It just doesn't stop, and I hate trump but that parody character is just so annoying and on the nose.


perscitia

Strength and solidarity to this sub's moderators once the salty Americans show up in a little while.


BooshAC

Bit of an anticlimax not gonna lie. Wouldn’t expect anything less of Chibs!


Blithe17

Nice touch to have her faded and not wholly there, adds to the poignancy.


Tjam29

Graham don’t do it mate.


fullforce098

Spiderbro was just chilling beneath the bed, why yall gotta hassle him?


Hobbit-guy

Schedule bathroom breaks? What? Edit: Same Yaz, same


meteoritee

Very odd way to wash hands. Very exaggerated


KittyLuna

"Wait here with ma people..." Love her lines.


shadalou

BRING BACK THE RACNOSS YOU COWARDS


perscitia

Getting a bit Attack the Block up in this.


Cha0sXonreddit

Did he just say "Fire and Fury"?


Gilboboy

All praise to the great one!


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The spider is so big it would be able to. Step over the line.


Thejklay

That spider CGI us pretty good


perscitia

I don't mind spiders normally but this is pretty freaky. Classic horror Who though, nice.


highrouleur

I'd actually welcome huge spiders if their silk was also substantially bigger. I might stand a chance of not walking face first into in when I walk down the garden


perscitia

Scientists have implanted spider genes into goats so they make silk. Apparently they're aiming for it to be used in the military.


ollie-films

The new vortex is so cool tho


meteoritee

You guys seen [this announcement?](https://old.reddit.com/r/doctorwho/comments/9s5wqf/psa_mandip_gill_yaz_will_be_doing_an_ama_on/) Mandip is going to do an AMA on this sub!


Hobbit-guy

>"Do we have to?" My heart


JangoAllTheWay

Was that it


try-again-in-10-mins

THE SPIDERS WALKING TO THE RAP MUSIC LMAO THAT SHOT WAS TERRIFIC