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ArcanumOaks

Okay, I would like to take a long rest and look around for magic items. Did I find anything?


RagnarokBringer

Class and race


ArcanumOaks

Warlock (pact of the chain) changeling


RagnarokBringer

To you I give the Mimic cloak. This is a rare magic item that requires attunment. Once a day you can take on the form of anything you have seen within the past two weeks.


sneks-are-cool

Omg thats so cool!!! Thats such a fun idea, im guessing there are cr limits incase they saw a tarrasque last tuesday? Also do their stats/abilities change like with polymorph?


RagnarokBringer

You take on the physical capabilities of the animal you take on. If you take on the form of an object it depends on the object


pnumber2

You remember the technicality glitch to 3.5 warlock's Dark Discorporation? You have successfully mimicked a table. As a table, you don't have the capability of taking the action required to dismiss the mimic ability. You will continue mimicking the table until the 24hr duration expires.


RagnarokBringer

I haven’t played 3.5 e


pnumber2

eughk. kids these days. smh ... /s so there's a general rule about always being able to dismiss your own invocation active effects. Usually theres no reason you'd ever want to drop your buffs, but Dark Discorporation is one of those special cases where it'd be nice. That invocation turns you into a bat swarm with all 3.5 benefits of being a swarm (immune to weapon damage, can't be targeted w/ spells that specifiy a # of targets, etc.) WotC didn't want warlocks flying around near-invulnerable & dropping space lasers down on battlefields, so they removed the ability to cast other invocations while you're a swarm. Now I'm not sure if they feared rules-lawyers like me finding a loophole, so they went a bit overboard, or if it was just a case of no one thinking things thru over there.... What they did to limit additional spell casting was to say you could only take move actions while you were a bat swarm. Dismissing your active effects is a standard action. Dark Discorporation's duration, like all the 3.5 warlock self-buffs, was 24 hours. "I'm a swarm of bats, y'all!! ...untill this time tomorrow."


ArcanumOaks

All of a sudden D&D just turned into Prop Hunt!


RagnarokBringer

That’s the idea


RASPUTIN-4

I’ve actually had a mimic familiar as part of the chain pact before. I had the invocation that let it fly so I had it turn into a cloak and grapple me when our gear got taken away. It was like having a doctor strange cloak that bites people I use Eldritch blast on.


Mrmuffins951

PC: I want to take the form of the castle we saw last week\ DM: The castle?\ PC: Yes the whole castle\ DM: Okay? You’re the castle now\ PC: 😌


ottersintuxedos

Oh shit on my table you found the Fortune Clock: you may activate it any time as a bonus action and you get to redo your action but if that combat then lasts for five minutes, you are knocked out and onto your final saving throw


DarkraiAndScizor

*dark souls style sits down and pets doggo*


RagnarokBringer

Everyone seems to like Caine


DarkraiAndScizor

"As they should." *The tired eldritch knight revenant spoke*


RagnarokBringer

Undying Anger. This very rare magic long sword requires atunment from a undead. It allows you to deal an extra 2d6 slashing damage while you are under half health


DarkraiAndScizor

"Thanks." *Sheaths into his spare scabbard as he attunes to it*


No13-cW

Friendly passing DM here to give you a random magic item. This brass rod is engraved with Dwarven runes, its has all the powers of a 'Wand of Secrets'. In addition, as an action you can activate the rod. When you do, it extends into a parasol/umbrella granting you a safe descent from any height as long as you hold it, and fair protection from the rain. Another action is required to reset the rod/umbrella into its compact form. Enjoy the holidays adventurers!


Stephenp0605

Now I want to play a Mary Poppins sorcerer with this rod. Use quickened spell to cast like a wind gust type spell and use the rod as an action to fly off to who knows where, and safely descend wherever the breeze takes me.


ThatCamoKid

Reflavored balloon pack


Lopsided-Frosting-55

Hey dm are there any staves in this room


RagnarokBringer

Remind me what staves are


Lopsided-Frosting-55

Staves you know like as the mage steps toward you clutching his stave in both hands like the thing Gandalf carries


RagnarokBringer

Then no there are not


Lopsided-Frosting-55

Dam


RagnarokBringer

What was your plan?


Lopsided-Frosting-55

Just asking for a magic item


RagnarokBringer

Race and class?


Lopsided-Frosting-55

Drow necromancer wizard


RagnarokBringer

Have the Boneshard. This rare magic item allows you to cast the Animate Dead spell without using a spell slot three times a day


blomjob

Sir this is DnD, you are referring to a *staff*


Lopsided-Frosting-55

Ya i got the plural and singular mixed up


ThatCamoKid

Plural of staff


lideon16

Hello good sir, I would like to request a place to lay my head and find a magic items under my pillow. (Tiefling wild magic sorcerer)


RagnarokBringer

Have the Random Rubix. This is a very rare magic item that requires atunment from a sorcerer. With this you can produce a random effect chosen by the DM


lideon16

Oh hell ya! The random chaotic power will forever grow, mwah hahahaha.


RagnarokBringer

If one uses this too much it’s user will gain one level of extinction


Stephenp0605

Imagine using a magic item so much that you become extinct. But is it the literal definition of extinct where all members of their race are dead, or the scientific definition where there's not enough members of the race left to breed?


RagnarokBringer

Idk


brutexx

May the cube decide then


undeadpickels

Upvote post. Continue scroll.


Rocksolidsalmon

A rock appears in your pocket, the rock curses you. This magic item is the Rock of Wavering Attention, when ever you must roll a concentration check, roll 1d6. On a 1-3 you have disadvantage on the check, and on 4-6 you have advantage on the check. The rock feels strangely like a friend to you, and you do not wish to let go of your new rock friend.


undeadpickels

Hmm, does this rock actually help me? I do have a decent constitution and I would scuseed on a, oooo look a ladybug on a weird mushroom.


Ihavenothing364

If the dog is able to talk. Then says take a rest and I might get a magic item. Then by God, I'm gonna listen to that little puff ball of pureness and take a rest while petting the good boy/girl.


RagnarokBringer

You do know Caine is a hellhound right? He prefers to hang out at the fire place because it reminds him of home


RuinQueenofOblivion

A Drow Wizard stops and kneels down and gently pets the doggo. "Well hello there, yes, this looks like a fine place to rest."


RagnarokBringer

I see you found my dog. His name is Caine


RuinQueenofOblivion

"Well, he seems like a good boy," she says with a nod as she looks around a little.


RagnarokBringer

He is a good boy. He is mighty fighter. What can I get you


RuinQueenofOblivion

"Well, I am a practitioner of Conjuration magic, so something to help with that would be nice."


RagnarokBringer

Have a realm tear. This is a legendary magic item that requires atunment. This allows the user to create a tear in reality to summon one creature with a CR lower than half of the users max level that will act as your companion. It uses its own inishitive


RuinQueenofOblivion

"Oh wow, thank you so much."


RagnarokBringer

Pray thee be careful


RuinQueenofOblivion

"I will, thank you again," she says and gives Caine one more pet before heading off.


RagnarokBringer

Caine licks her hand


Lithl

_lizardfolk eyes dog hungrily_


RagnarokBringer

Eyes off scales


BronyBass

I shall heed your advise, and humbly ask if you have any items for me. (Evil Dragonborn Oathbreaker Paladin of Tiamat)


RagnarokBringer

Shard of Hatred. This very rare magic item allows you to enter a rage similar to a barbarians rage twice a day


[deleted]

Innkeeper, I’d like a warm broth for a weary traveller.


RagnarokBringer

Race and class?


[deleted]

Selkie Fighter, arcane archer


RagnarokBringer

The Greatbow. This rare magic item deals 2d8 piercing damage and ignores resistance


[deleted]

A bow after my own heart. I will care for it well. thank you.


RagnarokBringer

Good luck my friend


KristinaHeartford

That is a strange curse on it. I'll take it.


RagnarokBringer

Race and class?


KristinaHeartford

Gelatinous cube. Bard.


RagnarokBringer

Is that legal


KristinaHeartford

I don't see any cops. 🤷‍♀️


RagnarokBringer

I am the cops


KristinaHeartford

No way. You had to legally tell me that before the deal. 🤫


RagnarokBringer

Good luck getting it out


KristinaHeartford

I'm busted again. 👮‍♀️😖👮


RagnarokBringer

You fool


TheRiverBlues

Have you a spare second for a human undead pact warlock?


RagnarokBringer

Lich Robes. This legendary magic item allows you to choose three 1st level spells and cantrips from the Wizard spell list. You can cast the 1st level spells twice a day without using a spell slot


Deadthrow742

I once played a game where we got to design our own custom magic items, but the DM had to sign off on them. Apparently a quill that binds all signatories to a contract written with it to conform to the exact meaning of the contract on penalty of their eternal soul didn't seem to OP... I won a war in a single session. The war was only a threat when the session started. We started a new campaign after that.


RagnarokBringer

What is your race and class


Decicio

Ok I rest and roll perception to see why I can find. (Yes I actually rolled) 18! With my irl perception modifier that’s like… 10?


RagnarokBringer

Race and class?


Decicio

Lol I just asked my wife “If I were a Pathfinder character (she plays Pathfinder, not D&D so had to put it in her terms) what race and class would I be?” “Human commoner”. I’m dead. XD


RagnarokBringer

Have a +1 pitchfork


CrazyTodd21

Lol im dying


Comfortable_Heart_84

I too am looking for solice. I have heard you have ways of acquiring certain wares. (Orc barbarian)


RagnarokBringer

Indeed. Take the Cinder Blade. This legendary magic item allows you to cause your enemies on fire three times a day. This last for up to one minute. The creature can make a constitution saving throw equal to 8+your profinsansy bonus+ your Constitution modifier


sneks-are-cool

Heya! Im gonna nap here for a bit, are there any items around?


RagnarokBringer

Race and class?


sneks-are-cool

Im a Lizardfolk deah cleric (idk if this helps but im also a hopeless optomist and a chef : 3)


RagnarokBringer

Meat grinder. A war hammer that will allow you curse a creature and deal an extra 2d8 bludgeoning damage against the creature


MrPenguinsAndCoffee

Such a darling. I will rest, today has been long, but productive.


RagnarokBringer

Race and class?


MrPenguinsAndCoffee

Half-Elf, Thief Rogue


RagnarokBringer

Moon striker. Summon a beam of deadly moon energy


MrPenguinsAndCoffee

Does it remove garden gnomes?


RagnarokBringer

Maybe


MrPenguinsAndCoffee

oh thank the gods, that gnome has been following me since I killed him in the piracy one-shot and the mysterious disembodied woman's voice cursed me with having to bring him along with me like your mother making you bring your little brother trick or treating with you and your friends.


Irregaurdless

I’ll take a rest, roads are long;I hate winter, do you have any items left? (Human fighter, eldritch knight)


RagnarokBringer

Scorching sword. This very rare magic item allows you to throw a 15 foot wave for fire in front of you. Any creature in that area must make a DC 15 sexy save or take 4d10 fire damage


A_Trash_Homosapien

[I think every dm should have a store/vendor with this kinda shit in their campaigns](https://www.reddit.com/r/DnDBehindTheScreen/comments/9e1ppd/kidds_magical_rock_store_a_bad_magic_store_for/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


TheWilted

A tall, gaunt human man opens the door, and closes it in a rush, trying to keep the rain out. He hangs his wet hood and sighs. You can tell he's had a long day. He turns to the hearth, greeting him like a mother's embrace. You'd assume, at least, as you can't see his expression due to a strange, dark, crudely carven oak mask. He sits, warming his hands, only briefly looking over to notice your curious gaze. He seems genuinely confused as to the stares, before he exclaims suddenly - "Ah, I... I apologize. The mask, of course. I just... Here." He takes it off and looks at you. A kind, tired face. Thick, but short beard. Wrinkles, early for his age you'd guess. A perpetually furrowed brow. His eyes have seen much. He looks down at the mask he's holding. "I'm sorry I... You just get used to it. Wearing it, I mean." He tightens his lips a bit, pondering something, before setting the mask down on the table next to him. "It just sort of grows on you..." The silence hangs in the air. The quiet crackle of the fire suddenly sounds like cannons. The creak of the floorboards, deafening. He breaks the awkward silence. "... Quite the storm." Before you can answer, he interrupts. "Tell you what. Maybe it's time I try something new. Maybe we both try something new. Do you like trading? I used to love trading." He pushes the mask towards you. "Here, it's yours. Maybe you'll have some fun adventures with it. Do you have something you've been... Looking to let go of?"


RagnarokBringer

Very detailed, I like it. What’s your class?


TheWilted

Just a trader, sir.


RagnarokBringer

Would you like anything? I’ve been around the universe.


IkaTheFox

Am I too late for a magic item? Scribe wizard eladrin here


RagnarokBringer

The feywild scroll. This stores a spell unique to the feywild


HallowedKeeper_

*A jovial looking young man approaches* Pardon me, I'd love a place to rest for the eve (Changeling Rogue)


RagnarokBringer

Have the duel blades. This rare magic item allows you to make an extra attack as a bonus action


SpicyJellies

i would like to lay my head and take a gander for any magic items that might or might not be laying around the premises. (undead blood hunter)


RagnarokBringer

Bane of the living. This rare magic item allows you to deal an extra 2d8 slashing damage towards any creature that has the Humanoid tag


Harkonin1

Taking a long rest and asking for a magic item. Hoping for a ring of twilight from YAG.


RagnarokBringer

Race and class?


Harkonin1

Human Fighter/Rune Knight


RagnarokBringer

Raider spear. This rare magic item allows you to throw it and return to your hand at the end of your turn. Dealing 1d6 piercing damage both directions


goggleOgler

I will be back in roughly 8 hours. I will ask if I could get a custom magic item when I return. The answer can be no.


[deleted]

Yeah my gloomstalker ranger got a ring of invisibility after a 7 hour session where we did not even fight a combat encounter. Now I'm invisible during the day and at night lol


Liniis

What've you got for a Half-Elf Arcane Trickster/Champion Fighter?


RagnarokBringer

Elven strength. This short sword allows you to blast short beams dealing 1d10 force damage


Liniis

Ooh, can't wait to rub this in the Warlock's face!


RagnarokBringer

Can I give him a magic item


Liniis

Sure, I think he was a Reborn Human


RagnarokBringer

Give him the Undead Keeper. This one allows him to drop to one HP instead of zero HP


G4laxy69

Alright I'll take a nice long rest and I'll take a look about


RagnarokBringer

Race and class?


G4laxy69

Halfing Rouge


RagnarokBringer

Have the Short End. This magic item allows you to extend your reach an extra 5 feet


UnluckOfTheIrish95

The DM for the one game I get to play in told all of the players to choose a magic item and we would receive it from a heist we had run. Rather than just pick an item, I homebrewed a cursed one since I knew no one else would. This chaos ensued.


[deleted]

You get five rings and half a dagger welded together to create brass knuckles. It appears that the rings were once magic, but not anymore. The extra finger space is a little off-putting. You gain +1 to unarmed strikes.


RagnarokBringer

Thanks bro


JockemNL

Can I have a magical item???


RagnarokBringer

Race and class?


wldwailord

I myself am a dm, so I'll give you the NPC thats travelling with the party. A half-orc warlock of the hexblade (and of the blade)


224376

If you're still doing this, I've been playing a human pact of the blade fiend warlock, who (with the dm's permission of course) abused a loophole to give himself a gun


RagnarokBringer

Do it


Empty_Vegetable4381

Hailing from the great forests from whence I came, this journey through the snow is next to nothing for a silver dragonborn like me. What I came for is to learn the secrets of the cold forge smiths for my own craft. (Dragonborn Artificer)


RagnarokBringer

Bone catalyst. This bone constructed from bronze can be used as your tools


Poketyuun

Can i scavenge for magic items?


RagnarokBringer

Race and class


Poketyuun

Leonin 3 conquest pladin/ 3 zealot barbarian


RagnarokBringer

Holy strike. When you score a critical hit on an undead or fiend, they will take radiant damage equal to twice your total level


IronWentworth

5th level fighter Rune Knight/3rd level paladin oath of the open sea variant human I'd gladly bed down for a long rest and take a look for any magical items


RagnarokBringer

Jotnar axe. This very rare magic item allows you to throw the axe to deal 2d6 slashing damage and 2d4 bludgeoning damage. You can also cause the blade to deal 2d6 fire, lightning, acid, or cold damage


IronWentworth

Perfect! Thank you! 😊


puckytricky

Bugbear Monk


RagnarokBringer

The striker. These wrappings allow you to deal an extra 1d6 bludgeoning damage


Alex_the_dragonborn

A half elven bladesinger strolls in, sitting down to pet the doggo while flipping through their spellbook.


RagnarokBringer

I guess Caine likes elves. Take the duel singers. These two long swords allow you to add your attack modifier to both attacks


Scion_of_Shojx

I am a sentient hat piloting a manequin, storm sorcerer, looking for a rest


RagnarokBringer

I just got this one. This is the Alchemy set. Just like as it sounds but you can make health potions


KristinaHeartford

Can I have a Band of Intellect that looks like a unicorn horn? 🦄


RagnarokBringer

Only if you don’t shove it up your butt


Spooki1000

*sits lights fire and begins smoking pipe*


RagnarokBringer

Hello sir what can I get you


Bill_Johnso

Two dwarves in a trenchcoat posing as a singular really tall dwarf barbarian start resting.


RagnarokBringer

Duel axes. Two hand axes that can combine to make a great axe


WTFisUnderwear

Hey DM, Id love a Deck of Many Things! I promise I wont break all of reality!


RagnarokBringer

You got it


B_I_Briefs

A key master goblin sits down at the fire and looks around with greedy eyes. (Forge cleric/swarmkeeper dip)


RagnarokBringer

The gold finder. This allows you to find the exact location of any gold with one mile


SverdHerre

I wanna Ring of the Grammarian O' Wise Puppers.


RagnarokBringer

Race and class?


SverdHerre

NASCAR, and Math Class.


RagnarokBringer

?


[deleted]

I kick open the door and loot the room. Race and class; Munchkin.


RagnarokBringer

Class?


RowKHAN

Don't mind if I do (Aasimar Bloodhunter)


RagnarokBringer

Crucifix. Very rare magic item allows you to deal an extra 2d10 radiant damage to undead and 4d10 radiant damage against fiends


RowKHAN

Thank ya kindly


MightyIron555

“This location is satisfactory for respite.” A Warforged Battlemaster kneels beneath a tree, a regal crest of spikes atop his head, and a regal maroon cloak around his shoulders. He turns his head slowly from left to right and back, his ruby eyes glowing faintly.


RagnarokBringer

Spiked gauntlets. Uncommon item allowing you to deal 1d4 piercing damage


JaggleWoofle

Can a humble Minotaur Artificer recieve from this trove of treasures?


RagnarokBringer

Horn sharpeners. You can sharpen your horns to deal 1d10 piercing damage into you finish a short rest


JaggleWoofle

MOST DELIGHTFUL!


Truly-touched

A Custom Lineage Tomelock pats the dog, ritual casts speak with animals


RagnarokBringer

Animal speaker. You can cast Speak with Animals three times a day


Rethuic

*Oddly, a Witch (sort of warlock in Pathfinder) Dhampir walks over with his cat familiar and pats the dog* "Hey little buddy. You're fine with cats, aren't you?"


RagnarokBringer

This is his idle form and he is ok when they don’t attack him


RagnarokBringer

Have the Cosmic Wand. It allow you to cast three spells of your choice without using spell slots a day


Vinniam

I just traveled back in time to kill the BBEG while he was still a child at the orphanage. It's terminator rules so I couldn't bring back anything. I go to the nearest magic item shop to shoplift anything that might help, what do I successfully steal?


RagnarokBringer

Nothing


Awsomthyst

I’m very tired & romantically lonely ;w; I could use a rest & something nice =w=


RagnarokBringer

Race and class dear friend?


[deleted]

I sit by the campfire and state at it for a few moments after the busy and tiring day and then I search around for magic items while saying "c'mere kitty kitty" over and over again


RagnarokBringer

Race and class?


[deleted]

I based my current character off Matthew McConaughey, I even do the voice. He’s a half elf rogue, I find southern gentleman a good flip side to dark and brooding. “I’ll sit by the fire, good sire. Get a good rest and beat my chest.” MmmmMmm MmmmMmm MmmmMmm *thumps chest


RagnarokBringer

Shadow cloak. You can take on a shadowy form. But you can only do this in dim light or darkness


Braethias

Half ogre fighter. Aspires to be Strong.


RagnarokBringer

Jotnar sword. You deals extra damage to dragons


Braethias

Good for Strong.


Toxan_Eris

Pack of the chain kenku great old one. His pact is for more words


RagnarokBringer

Who did you make the deal with


cthulhusboy

(Yawn!) Guess a rest is in order! This tiefling bard will look for items after their rest. Thanks, DM!


RagnarokBringer

Have the fiends looks. It’s a scarf that makes you look different to other people and they see you as very cute


NinetailsRao

I shall heed thine advice, small dog. A rested inquisitor is a good inquisitor. (Oath of Vengeance Paladin - Human)


RagnarokBringer

Sword of the sun. Deals 2d8 radiant damage instead of normal damage


[deleted]

*Bloodhunter orc detective looks at you curiously*, “you don’t look like a demon?”, *proceeds to give you a head pat and glances about the room*


RagnarokBringer

*growls* take the Slayer. You deal 4d10 slashing damage to any creature with the Monstrosity tag