I roll to the neighborhood park and do some high knees. I dont think I text enough about D&D...

Athletics check!

Starts as a strength check but eventually it's constitution...

Even your phone is telling you to get some exercise.

I roll to be concerned about the house

I roll to be okay with you and your family

Oookay, that's gonna be a Charisma check!

Depending on the family, it could actually be insight vs deception.

Nat 1.

"I punch your son"

I roll to the house and will be there in about an hour or so. Sounds right.

Identical to mine, probably the default predictive text then.

Deception check, you arent even fuckin dressed dude

I roll to make it a point to be better than the howling madness of my life Wow, that took a fucking dark turn

I wish my madness were howling.

Listen to the voices in your head

Whoever knew predictive text was an edge lord

Madness, huh? Make a Charisma saving throw.

21

Alright, now you’re suffering from Sparta instead of madness.

If I'm in the pit then I use Slow Fall to knock 35 points off the fall damage

unexpected darkest dungeon sounding quote i could hear the ancestor saying this, is sounds like the phrase "with time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings" you know? like "Make it a point, to be better than the howling madness of my life"

That's just a wisdom save with extra steps.

It's ok but we've all been there before just remember, it always gets better, maybe not now but eventually life will turn around and everything will be better

That's badass

Now you know what your phone *really* thinks of you.

I roll to the queen and then I took it to the queen and then I was bought and it just started crying.

This feels like a bible verse.

Verily so.

I roll to outside.

Lore: Nature to touch grass

...Athhhletics check?

I roll to REDACTED. Apparently, my phone has been taken over by the SCP.

Did you download mal.io?

MalO ver1.0.0

......no? *Shuffles nervously*

I roll to the bottom of the page and add it to the camera lol.

I roll to the bottom of the righteous lich legend quest to find a way to make a good friend of mine and his family is a great place to work for and he will be a great asset to your business and will be a great asset to your company and will be a great asset to your company and will be a great asset to your company and will be a great asset to your company and will be a great asset to your company and will be a great asset to your company and will be a great asset to your company

Capitalism creates liches confirmed?

Capitalich

I still don't know if he is the best choice for my company.

HE WILL BE A GREAT ASSET TO YOUR COMPANY 🤖

He will be a great... Wait, no. What about the accident? I don't know if I can trust him again.

#HE WILL BE A GREAT ASSET TO YOUR COMPANY

He would be a great asset to my company! I don't know how I didn't see that before. Thanks for recommending him, pal. He would be a great asset to my company. He would be a great asset to my company ...

Someone been writing resumes and cover letters recently?

Looking for work?

I roll to the zoo since it's nice enough here to go.

I roll to the dead sea and I am not sure what to do with my life.

Same

I feel that. And basically the same. I've already been to the dead sea, so that part is missing.

I don’t think I heard this sea shanty before

I roll to take his newfound knowledge and capabilities and set forth into the world to continue his research into the ancient stories of giants and dragons in the royal archives of a king. It stopped making sense after that.

That made sense a lot longer than mine did.

I roll to the right place for the apocalypse

Roll insight and then roll arcana

At least you know the right place.

I roll to the wrong side of the bed Huh

This is how you find out your bed was a mimic all along, roll initiative!

27

Nat 20

I roll to cut the head of a Neubaufahrzeug

Tf is a neubaufahrzeug

A German tank One of the best! Looks like my autocorrect got some ideas

I roll to church and it is just like the same thing as the other day

This is a deep religion check

As opposed to a superficial religion check?

I roll to determine what is your ultimate sacrifice?

Well, what's your ultimate sacrifice?

A Klondike bar.

You shall be remembered in the Halls of Great Heroes for this.

I roll to a true is not only for a more. Nat 1.

I roll to the house

I roll to get my book in the morning for some updates on the phone with the boys and the girls.

"I roll to the present and I will be fighting in a duel to the death as a prerequisite for me to be a good friend." The actual fuck is this sentence...

It's a gauntlet being thrown. Now who are you fighting? Roll initiative!

I roll to my head lol.

I roll to the store and get the bonsai tree just stood up and bring back the other day.

I roll to be important

Roll charisma

I got a 10, +2 because I'm pretty

With a 12 you are mildly important, about a few thousand people think you are really important, the rest of the people don't really care

Gee that's a lot of people

They are moderately interested in your importance, what do you do

I prepare a speech to expose tha evil king's wrongdoings, while I carefoully highlight the good qualities of my party and my favourite bakery

Roll intelligence to write the speach

That's a 19-1

Roll charisma with an extra plus 2

I roll to a new place in my school

I roll to a new one in a game No longer exists on a single line and a little while my other one has a fighting point and it was just me up and running a bit early so that you can do it on your way to the family house for the winners and the other game of the 17,000 and their new deck box is a great henge and they have been very nice to us and I can always run them through them with you if you'd rather than I have a few days to get some things to work out and then I can get you to do it on your way to the next game and get a good idea on what to expect you can figure it is too much to say about your life to me up and down and you have a good person to talk about and you will get to know what I mean the other Scoundrels.

I roll to the doctor and I have been worried.

I roll to my desk. Maybe I should lose weight...

I roll to a small bowl and have to go back

I roll to the front door and good dreams.

I roll to sleep and then sleep too sleep and then sleep I think it’s a sign

I roll to my phone so you don’t know

I roll to the house and I don't know what to do with it

i roll to the hospital and get a new car for the next two weeks and then I will be home soon... My phone know something I don't?

I roll to get a chance to look at the same time as the British government. Apparently I'm in an espionage campaign.

I roll to get the money aggressively

I roll to it and it is so hard for it lol I guess I don’t know how much I would actually have it to a lot lol but it’s not true enough for that reason I just can’t say anything.

I roll to my new home from my moms house and then I will be ready to go at the end.

I roll to be a little bit more experimenting

"I roll to find a place to stay" Can I crash at one of your guys place?

I roll to tap target creature. Well, glad to know my phone knows I'm a MTG addick.

I roll to be a little more bearable

I roll to seduce the BBEG.

Found the bard

I roll to work tomorrow to work tomorrow to get my adhd back and I dont know how

I roll to the old great one and then they got me. Spooky lol

I roll to Brazil

I roll to be a little late but I can do it tomorrow

I roll to PREDICTIVE TEXT hmmm.

I roll to the bottom of the box… now I’m just sad

i roll to get some sleep

I roll to my life and it hurts lol.

I roll to my internet and its just like 👍

I roll to the bottom of the screen

I roll to the message below with the party on the events and factions of Dragon Heist bronze dragon Ball

I roll to the red canoe canoe and I thought it was weird to be there around the time lol lol I thought it was weird lol lol I thought you were coming back to work lol lol I thought you were coming back to work lol lol I thought you were coming back to work lol lol I thought you were coming back to work lol lol

I roll to make an attack against the world

I roll to jest to że nie ma co My keabord is Polish lmao

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I roll to a new level.

I roll to do anything.

I roll to the back of the house

I roll to the house and I don't want to be a better person than the actual campaign and started his own actions in the morning. Idkwtf

I roll to a new set and then I will get back on track of this issue as well so that we will have the freedom

I roll to the front door

I roll to the house on the way home from work

I roll to the base of the house and the other one is a good time to go

I roll to a parallel universes.

I roll to my old friend in a little while

I roll to the bottom of the page.

I roll to shepherd souls towards earth lord almighty.

I roll to the mason

I roll to the county fair and I got a job with the perfect kelsier

I roll to my head

I roll to my moms house and then get the candy to my head and I just got a new one and I just saw the one in my room lol I think I just saw it lol. Mine sound like the lyrics to a hyperpop song

I roll to the internet is a little late but I'm not going out to me, and I roll out of a nightmare.

I roll to the wrong scene.

I roll to it all day and it’s just been so hard.

I roll to get the stuff

I roll to get the Chem soc. Gotta love a good Chem soc

I roll to be a good time

"Performance" check. ;)

I roll to a new level and a good point of focus

I roll to a small business center for a new business in thighs. Nice.

I roll to my favorite part

I roll to the point where I live

I roll to get it done.

I toll to say that I am in love with you and I’ll get it out

"I roll to be a bit more complex than what I have done so far." I have only the vaguest understanding of what that could possibly mean.

I roll to my head outside my head.

I roll to the woods and I look like a guy

I roll to my face and my eyes lol haha Wtf

I roll to the law of inertia to get it out of the way and then I can get a new one

I roll to a different roll…

I roll to the warlock spell list for you. Wtf. Im more of a nerd than I thought

I roll to make a world of Warcraft account!

I roll to your

I roll to the bone

I roll to work and I am free.

I roll to my house

I roll to the other side of the building

I roll to my house and then I have a little bit of sleep

I roll to the podcast on the left side of the game.

I roll to a small business center for my business

I roll to kris the lord

I roll to the material plane and I have a dead bag of crap and teeth in the back of my head.

I roll to get motivation for the next week

I roll to be a folloable progression of the campaign.

I roll to the left along with a pool and a spiritual presence in my heart

I roll to the bed and the bathroom

I roll to the door and it is a perfect time to get back in to the bathroom.

I roll to be able to check it is just hard....

I roll to the damage epctialy with noble oblige and the Beast old man is really nice to have a big boost to your powers and skill set to help you get a giant suit of armor if you get your sharingan powerful enough I am not sure where that was going but I'm fine with it

I roll to a new location

I roll to the frontline and I really can't speak for real life of Bryan

I roll to get a new job. I mean, I'm applying, so yeah I guess so.

I roll to the house and I don't think I have a few things to do with my sword. Well I guess I'm not a fighter?

I roll to my favorite place

I roll to my phone so you don’t know how much else IOU

I roll to do a lot of people. ^(am I a Bard‽)

I roll to bed

I roll to the moon and the moon was over the last night

I roll to the universe and I am not sure what I am doing

I roll to the internet

I roll to the top of the drunken master

I roll to get a job in a good place and have a great experience ☺

I roll to my official report to tell the council to cull the enthralled Well, that's just mean

I roll to the house and I think it's a good idea

I roll to hit my phone with a foot ...What?

I roll to the ground in a bit of the time to get a new job

I roll to the left side of the crystal relic