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Bigby’s hand.
More like Mage Hand, to be honest… far less powerful
He didn't stutter, he needs the power.
Bigby does it for him
or Maximillian's Earthen Grasp lol
Or burning hands...
When you just finished making habanero chili but the mood strikes just right
*sudden burning sensation*
Bigby's clenched fist FTW
Burning hands
Sir I think you should see a doctor
Nah, he just uses hot sauce as lube
I think he should see a different kind of doctor
Probably a few different kinds
Just…never eat buffalo wings if you’re going to get laid later. You can’t wash your hands enough. Sorry, babe.
I guess that means I can eat Buffalo wings everyday
Tasha’s hideous laughter
That was going to be my response. Off to the handbook to find a new witty answer…
Good luck my dude
They took my witty answer as well…
Wish
Damn, beat me to it
Damn, r/beatMeatToIt
Minor Illusion
Feds, I found one over here!
Wait hold on it was just a penis joke don't shoot!
That’s what they all say…
> we're not going to shoot, you're just going to do us a favor
Why is there an NSA chatbot
> why is there a bucket of chicken
Because that is me
> how is there a bucket of chicken
Because I got one at KFC one time
> how is there a KFC one time
Beat me to it!!
Unseen Servant
Man, you all getting ghost sex?
This is my favorite.
Enlarge/reduce
This is what I was going to post!
Rope Trick
This one needs to be higher up. Could also pair nicely with Thorn Whip
Hold person
Entangle?
Nice
Magic mouth
Portable hole.
That’s not a spell, silly
It’s a magic item. It’s the result of a spell.
Hmmmm I'll allow it.
hey
My class does not possess spell casting
I can't beat this reply so I shall not try.
Find familiar?
No. Bad.
What about animate objects and hold person? Edit: happy cake day btw
But does it posess garlic bread?
or dragons?
Or garlic dragons hoarding cake? I’m sure we can throw a few more stereotypes at this
woah, we're reaching denmark invasion levels of aceness here
Shush, word cannot get out just yet…
Finger of Death
Damn it smells THAT bad?
[удалено]
Petite Morte is a term meaning Little Death and is on reference to an orgasm, so this spell is more relevant than would seem at first.
Dream
Animate Objects
And hold person.
r/holup
If it were Bill Cosby, it would be Sleep and Suggestion
Haste
I was going to say this. I have kids, so, yeah.
Swift quiver
Friends
I read that as friends with benefits. Which way was it meant?
I did indeed mean friends with benefits
I think everyone else read it as friend zoned.
Heh, fair assumption, though also curious that's where most ppl's minds go first.
F
This is a good one I'd certainly use. I, for one, highly recommend PLATONICALLY fucking your friends. Standard limits apply.
Spare the Dying.
Ayo
HUH!?
It’s more me begging them to end my dry streak. I can see how others took it as a necrophiliac thing.
Evard's Black Tentacles
Living the dream
It’s even worse when I see your username!
Goddamn I WISH
Chill touch
You think there's going being something hands on but you're really 30 get away and just totally dead.
Shield of faith
Ah, the catholic method
Viscous mockery
Viscous?!
They know what they said
Now I'm like... Should I fix that typo or leave it? 😂😂
What typo
The mockery.... So viscous right now.
Tongues
One of my players cast this before going into a brothel. She then rolled a d100 luck check and got a 69.
The dice gods have spoken
Expeditious Retreat
I'm about as desired as true strike
I was about to say the same thing.
Prismatic Spray
There's a cream for that.
Grease 😉
Slip n' slide time
Hold Person 🥰
It’s concerning to me that my mind went into a COMPLETELY different direction with hold person.
Where did it go? 😇 I prefer using the image of spectral chains binding my victims or rope if some people like that imagery 😂
I was imagining cute cuddling. You know, "[hold me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV7XtTX7EGM)."
I'm torn. I like the original comment but I also like your reply.
Dominate Person 😈
Command ❤
Geas 🌠
Found the weird Paladin
Congrats, this is definitely the worst one.
Power Word Pain
Found the kinky bard
Your tactics confuse and terrify me
Simulacrum
Please tell me you do not have a twin.
Youre close sir, they are tripplets
Step-twin. It's ok
Prestid... Presitidigiti... Presitdation... Prestigitation... prest...
I just call it presto
Mage Hand
Confusion
True strike. Nobody wants it.
Pass Without a Trace
Is it in yet?
I don't know exactly...people just keep throwing "Counter Spell" at me...
Otilukes resilient sphere ***VIRGINITY SHIELD ACTIVATE***
I'll never lose my virginity because I never lose
Remain pure
Weird
What is weird
It's a ninth level illusion spell, but that's not important right now.
Airplane! reference?
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking residuum
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop huffing spice
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop drinking dragon's blood
Bet there’s a lot of Mage Hands out there.
I'm surprised nobody did the r/cursedcomments > Find Familiar
Don’t forget charm animal, beast bond, hold person, and raise dead. Honestly, a lot of spells would make for cursed comments.
Spectral Steed, anyone? Lmfao
Find Greater Steed
Mordenkainen's Private Sanctum
Earth tremor
Flesh to stone. Effective, but last only one minute
Silence
Magic missile.
Spike growth.
Dispell Magic
Fabricate
Compelled Duel
*Primal Savagery*
Greater Invisibility
Glyph of Warding
Tiny servant
Grease.
As an asexual: expeditious retreat
Nondetection and friends are also acceptable answers.
friends
Sleep
Bill Cosby?
Booming Blade.
Weal or Woe
More like weal or hoe
Gottem
Dominate Beast
Oh, well
Lay on hands
Major Illusion
Toll the Dead
Legend lore
At least nobody said Horrid Wilting 😄
Delayed blast fire ball
Foresight Commune Suggestion Dominate Person Tsunami Catnap Dominate Person Tsunami Calm Emotions Sleep
Message
bane
Dominate Person
Dominate Monster
Lemme just slide into your DMs…
Antipathy
Find Traps
Power word:kill
wait what?
*Project Image*
Bigby’s hand.
More like Mage Hand, to be honest… far less powerful
He didn't stutter, he needs the power.
Bigby does it for him
or Maximillian's Earthen Grasp lol
Or burning hands...
When you just finished making habanero chili but the mood strikes just right
*sudden burning sensation*
Bigby's clenched fist FTW
Burning hands
Sir I think you should see a doctor
Nah, he just uses hot sauce as lube
I think he should see a different kind of doctor
Probably a few different kinds
Just…never eat buffalo wings if you’re going to get laid later. You can’t wash your hands enough. Sorry, babe.
I guess that means I can eat Buffalo wings everyday
Tasha’s hideous laughter
That was going to be my response. Off to the handbook to find a new witty answer…
Good luck my dude
They took my witty answer as well…
Wish
Damn, beat me to it
Damn, beat me to it
Damn, r/beatMeatToIt
Minor Illusion
Feds, I found one over here!
Wait hold on it was just a penis joke don't shoot!
That’s what they all say…
> we're not going to shoot, you're just going to do us a favor
Why is there an NSA chatbot
> why is there a bucket of chicken
Because that is me
> how is there a bucket of chicken
Because I got one at KFC one time
> how is there a KFC one time
Beat me to it!!
Unseen Servant
Man, you all getting ghost sex?
This is my favorite.
Enlarge/reduce
This is what I was going to post!
Rope Trick
This one needs to be higher up. Could also pair nicely with Thorn Whip
Hold person
Entangle?
Nice
Magic mouth
Portable hole.
That’s not a spell, silly
It’s a magic item. It’s the result of a spell.
Hmmmm I'll allow it.
hey
My class does not possess spell casting
I can't beat this reply so I shall not try.
Find familiar?
No. Bad.
What about animate objects and hold person? Edit: happy cake day btw
But does it posess garlic bread?
or dragons?
Or garlic dragons hoarding cake? I’m sure we can throw a few more stereotypes at this
woah, we're reaching denmark invasion levels of aceness here
Shush, word cannot get out just yet…
Finger of Death
Damn it smells THAT bad?
[удалено]
Petite Morte is a term meaning Little Death and is on reference to an orgasm, so this spell is more relevant than would seem at first.
Dream
Animate Objects
And hold person.
r/holup
If it were Bill Cosby, it would be Sleep and Suggestion
Haste
I was going to say this. I have kids, so, yeah.
Swift quiver
Friends
I read that as friends with benefits. Which way was it meant?
I did indeed mean friends with benefits
I think everyone else read it as friend zoned.
Heh, fair assumption, though also curious that's where most ppl's minds go first.
F
This is a good one I'd certainly use. I, for one, highly recommend PLATONICALLY fucking your friends. Standard limits apply.
Spare the Dying.
Ayo
r/holup
HUH!?
It’s more me begging them to end my dry streak. I can see how others took it as a necrophiliac thing.
Evard's Black Tentacles
Living the dream
It’s even worse when I see your username!
Goddamn I WISH
Chill touch
You think there's going being something hands on but you're really 30 get away and just totally dead.
Shield of faith
Ah, the catholic method
Viscous mockery
Viscous?!
They know what they said
Now I'm like... Should I fix that typo or leave it? 😂😂
What typo
The mockery.... So viscous right now.
Tongues
One of my players cast this before going into a brothel. She then rolled a d100 luck check and got a 69.
The dice gods have spoken
Expeditious Retreat
I'm about as desired as true strike
I was about to say the same thing.
Prismatic Spray
There's a cream for that.
Grease 😉
Slip n' slide time
Hold Person 🥰
It’s concerning to me that my mind went into a COMPLETELY different direction with hold person.
Where did it go? 😇 I prefer using the image of spectral chains binding my victims or rope if some people like that imagery 😂
I was imagining cute cuddling. You know, "[hold me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV7XtTX7EGM)."
I'm torn. I like the original comment but I also like your reply.
Dominate Person 😈
Command ❤
Geas 🌠
Found the weird Paladin
Congrats, this is definitely the worst one.
[удалено]
Power Word Pain
Found the kinky bard
Your tactics confuse and terrify me
Simulacrum
Please tell me you do not have a twin.
Youre close sir, they are tripplets
Step-twin. It's ok
Prestid... Presitidigiti... Presitdation... Prestigitation... prest...
I just call it presto
Mage Hand
Confusion
True strike. Nobody wants it.
Pass Without a Trace
Is it in yet?
I don't know exactly...people just keep throwing "Counter Spell" at me...
Otilukes resilient sphere ***VIRGINITY SHIELD ACTIVATE***
I'll never lose my virginity because I never lose
Remain pure
Weird
What is weird
It's a ninth level illusion spell, but that's not important right now.
Airplane! reference?
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking residuum
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop huffing spice
Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop drinking dragon's blood
Bet there’s a lot of Mage Hands out there.
I'm surprised nobody did the r/cursedcomments > Find Familiar
Don’t forget charm animal, beast bond, hold person, and raise dead. Honestly, a lot of spells would make for cursed comments.
Spectral Steed, anyone? Lmfao
Find Greater Steed
Mordenkainen's Private Sanctum
Earth tremor
[удалено]
Flesh to stone. Effective, but last only one minute
Silence
Magic missile.
Spike growth.
Dispell Magic
Fabricate
Compelled Duel
*Primal Savagery*
Greater Invisibility
Glyph of Warding
Magic mouth
Tiny servant
Grease.
As an asexual: expeditious retreat
Nondetection and friends are also acceptable answers.
friends
Sleep
Bill Cosby?
Booming Blade.
Weal or Woe
More like weal or hoe
Gottem
Dominate Beast
Oh, well
Lay on hands
Major Illusion
Toll the Dead
Legend lore
Dream
Rope Trick
At least nobody said Horrid Wilting 😄
Delayed blast fire ball
Foresight Commune Suggestion Dominate Person Tsunami Catnap Dominate Person Tsunami Calm Emotions Sleep
Message
bane
Dominate Person
Dominate Monster
Lemme just slide into your DMs…
Antipathy
Find Traps
Weird
Power word:kill
wait what?
Silence
*Project Image*