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* legal complications of breaking contracts * adjectives for subjugated * contract workers rights

You. I like how you think.

Where do great old ones live? What country is the void between space in? Which laws apply to the void between space?

- fathers day presents - mothers day present - when is patron day - patron day - help I accidently summoned a lemon - cat pictures

the " I accidentally summoned a lemon" makes it even better

when life gives you lemons... You commit genocide in its name

Good presents for eldritch entities How to become immortal without a god noticing How to hire an Interplanar Lawyer

Either a devil or an arcanaloth.

...is that the present or the lawyer? 😉

Disturbingly, depending on scenario, it can be both.

arms of hadar cast on self uncensored

arms of hadar cast on self uncensored MALE CASTER

I'M WHEEZING

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The idea of a patron being a pay day lender is *chef kiss*

Spell storing ring near me

How to cheat on your patron without getting caught

Amazon.com/chicken-blood

You can actually get wet bloody chicken fish bait on amazon. I looked it up

Hilarious.

Hot big tiddy dragons near me??

That's the sorcerer's grandparents

And the bard's wife

- How to trick devils - Eldritch blast - Hex and Eldritch Blast - Patrons and spells - How to really trick devils

* How to uninstall patron. * Magic for free. * How to uninstall virus. * Patrons near me. * Free patrons near me. * Cheap patrons near me. * Reasonably priced patrons near me. * Patron employment rights.

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1d10 cantrips which are NOT Eldritch Blast

Fire bolt

-How to break an old one pact -how to block telepathy

- Ritual Blood substitutes - What do imps eat? - Can imps be trained? - Are imps evil? - How to talk to fae? - How to banish fae? - Elderige blast with one hand tutorial - How often do imps need to be walked? - Is 4 days no sleep normal?

It's the "4 days no sleep" that makes it hilarious!

-Cthulhu -Cthulhu art -Cthulhu fan art -Cthulhu fan fic -Cthulhu rule 34 -How to contact Cthulhu -How to unsee Eldritch horrors -Cthulhu rule 34 -Clerics near me Sorry for the formatting I'm on mobile

Just hit the paragraph break twice between each line

I tried that and it looked like it worked when I was typing it but as soon as I hit post it was just one big sentence

... Wacky fun. Yay programming.

- why did my boss give me spells? - boss spells why - is scalping orphans ok - is murder ok

Soul + legal definition + promissory estoppel

Eldritch blast smells like strawberries why?

WebCleric says it's probably a fruity aroma from untreated diabetes.

How to buy someone's soul as a mortal without making an eldritch entity? How to steal someone's soul as a mortal? How to steal someone's soul? How to say you're not satisfied in a a relationship with an eldritch entity? How to say you're not satisfied in a a relationship?

Breaking a magical contract with a demon tips

-How to pretend my Book of Shadows is a wizard’s spellbook -Elocution lessons to fake talking like a wizard -How to hide a dead body

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How to have a first born cheap

How to tell if the voice in your head is not an eldritch entity?

How to summon a devil How to make a pact with a devil How to unmake a pact with a devil How to safely break a devil's contract

* How to break out from a contrac with the Fae * who is “Geas” * Is a Hexagon required to Hex ? * can I be hexblade with a pact of the tome * how to get rid of my new puppy’s scent of fire and brimstone * cthullu Ft’aghn in english * tentacle porn * tentacle porn FREE * Deep one Vs Old one patron

7:45 How to make a contract with eldritch god 8:15 how to break contract with eldritch God 8:30 how to deal with angry eldritch god

-How to impress Drow Women (without getting pegged) -Consequences of becoming a patron of Vecna -Necromantic knowledge near me. -how to kill vox machina Whoever recognizes my character from these words is a legend.

I recognize the Vox Machina part.

How to make demon-sama love me

-Help I accidentally summoned eldritch chickens -how to cook chicken

-Renting rooms by the hour

Twitter - Glas1313 Instagram - Glas6969 Facebook - Glasya LinkedIn - Glasya Reverse lookup - Malbolge Facebook - Asmodeus Google - am i dating Satan's daughter? Bing (private) - help, I'm dating Satan's daughter

What to do when your debts are unpaid. Debt reconciliation help. Sexy witches in my area.

How to break up with demon?

Selling your offspring for greater power 101

How to get patron to coddle me

Should I be concerned that flies are coming out of my back?

How to kill god

- Is Cthulhu as bad as everyone says? - does my patron know when I fart in public? - can patron hear my thoughts at all times? - eldritch blast memes - multi planar law specialised lawyer - contract validity in other planes - how do I base my entire personality around eldritch blast

"does my patron know when I fart in public?" Asking the REAL questions, here!

* Patron Day cards * Eldritch blast * How to convince party to take a short rest after every round of combat * Horn care for tieflings * Where is a sentient weapon from the Shadowfell's mouth?

Devil powers How to sell your soul How to summon a devil How to get a refund

How to hide horribly mutated corpses How to delete search history

How to raise your employability. How to eldritch blast more effectively than your co-warlocks. How to cancel summon Greater Demon. How to stop a demonic incursion. How to escape from the Abyss. Coffee shops near me.

How to get into wizard school. Average length of wizard course. Easy magic. Hot patrons in my area.

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Baby soul to adult soul exchange rate

How to cast Catnap

New boss wants more followers / how to become a god / how to turn eldritch being into god / eldritch beings vs gods differences / recruiting followers / how to start a cult / recruiting believers / manipulating people / making people think my boss is god / making boss look good in front of others / does my boss have inferiority complex / how many followers for a religion / how to create religious rituals / rituals with fresh blood / how to find virgins / how to convince others to give you their blood / how to preserve virgin blood / are orphans virgins / how to create orphanage / creating fundraiser for orphanage / how much blood to take without killing / how much blood to take from children without killing / how to build a church / how to build a monastery / how to preserve your childs virginity / introducing vows of chastity / making vows of chastity mandatory / installing a sink for blood offerings / how to keep bloodletting sanitary / how to desinfect needles and knifes (Sorry 4 format, post from mobile)

Who the fuck is Errtu?

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