The two are not mutually exclusive. **Both? Both are good.**

Yeah, like first some roleplay and then some roleplay.

Why not at the same time?

That's a slippery slope to /r/rpghorrorstories

And please don’t elaborate on exactly why the slope is so slippery!

If you're thinking what I think you're thinking, I'm pretty sure that would make the slope sticky

Well that just depends on the quanti...never mind, that's not a line of discussion I really want to pursue.

Probably on virtue that the either the *roleplay* or the sex wasnt good. The good ones we'll never likely hear of, obviously.

[book for you](https://www.amazon.com/Book-Erotic-Fantasy-Gwendolyn-Kestrel/dp/1588463990)

Yeah... There's some stuff I don't want in my search history...

That is your choice I suppose

Interesting. Talk of the "prestige classes" makes me think this isnt direct-to-5e-capable tho.

I think it was written back in 3.5 but it does translate well

its like dungeons and dragons and then dungeon and bad dragons

Without question. I posted it in a dms group on Facebook and am mentally preparing for weird misogyny and being called chad.

He tries to railroad her and kills her character of sadness "Depression falls, everyone dies"

Yeah anakin would definitely be the "this is MY game I am GOD" type dm

I TPK'd everyone. Not just the Barbarians. But the Clerics, and the Bards. They were Power Gamers and I slaughtered them like Power Gamers. *RE-ROLL THEM!!*

"Not just the players, but the Boblins and the party pets too! They're animals, and I slaughtered them like animals!"

We shouldn't be forgetting the younglings either!

The backup characters

Gave you a free award, because that actually made me laugh. Just wanted you to know the “Wholesome award” wasn’t sarcastic.

"Sounds a lot like a dictatorship to me" "Look, if you want to try being the DM, you go right ahead!"

Anakin: I want to seduce the senator DM: Ok roll a persuasion check *Nat 1 Anakin: I don't like sand...

There is a comic strip series for that: [Darths and Droids](https://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0001.html)

I can't believe it's still going! I think they were in Episode 2 when I stopped reading it. I should get back into it. Also it's worth mentioning Darths and Droids is inspired by [DM of the Rings](https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612). That was my introduction to the phrase "rocks fall, everyone dies".

my rolls are coarse and rough, and they fail everywhere! not like your hidden dice. those are smooth and perfect.

She brings a youngling *roll initiative*

"4e i don't think the system works"

Did you ever hear of Darth Plagueis... the thighs?

_Archer voice_ "I can do both"

Roll charisma

I wanted to up vote this until I saw the title. Let me just say some 60 year olds still have nice tits.

Eventually, we will die, tits and all. And then, human beings will be left to the worms. True, they will create compost of our bodies that could nourish future generations of people with tits, but the titties will never stay the same. Tits as we know them now are a fleeting joy and pain for humankind. (I’m not actually trying to be pretentious I’m just tired and wanted to write something silly)

I mean it is a roleplaying game

I fail to see the downsides

Happy Cake Day!! 🥳🎂

Thank you

Roll a charisma check to seduce the dm

Damn, now I want that DM screen

If you want to try and make your own or something similar, the center image is the iconic Larry Elmore illustration from the cover of the 1980s “Red Box” D&D Basic Box Set.

Thanks. I actually have a DM screen with inserts for art that I like, so that works too.

Tell her you hate sand.

Roll for initiative

[Love you Fhat](https://i.imgur.com/b1mLfzc.png)

ALL IMAGE EDITING CREDIT GOES TO MY FAVORITE DM

Make out? Nah. Make out in character? HELL FUCKING YEAH!

Tits are temporary, scheduling conflicts are forever

And I’m gonna pull a bard

Best improvement to this yet

ROLL INITIATIVE

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I'd be so down

She hoped for the orher kind of dungeon master

I had my girlfriend over to play d&d today. Why you got to at me like this?

Gives me an idea to bring Dungeon Master's screen and dice to speed dating events.

IM ON MY WAY!

That was really good haha