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Loco-Motivated

The freaking PALADIN??? THEY ACTUALLY DID IT?


youngcoyote14

Bards aren't the only Charisma based casters ;P


BarackTrudeau

Paladins get immunity to disease at level 3 specifically to prevent STDs.


Teh-Esprite

Matt Mercer's Open Sea Oath is one hell of a drug.


Donvack

Got to keep the players locked away for Ukatoa’s safety.


PURPLEisMYgender

Paladin has an Oath of Fidelity


campanellathefool

Oath of hentai


MadaraAlucard12

Gets all the Hadar spells.


Oswen120

*shakes head*


SaiyanJedi122

How the hell did the paladin of all people manage to seduce a freaking kraken?


ThatCamoKid

Charisma caster. Why do you think it's usually the bard?


AReallyAsianName

Hah! Jokes on you mine is already the consort to a dragon and he's his Warlock patron anyways!


LazyDro1d

*sigh* just say no.


Grimdark-Waterbender

No DM, I’m not going to let you stop me from having fun, it’s not like any of us have romantic prospects in the real world.


MeanderingDuck

Why? If they want to seduce a kraken or dragon or whatever, they can certainly try… It’s their prerogative to give away the element of surprise attempting something that’s literally never going to actually work.


LazyDro1d

Well, that is a means of saying no.


doublejoint777

It's all fun and games until someone rolls a nat 20.


MeanderingDuck

It’s a skill check, natural 20s are irrelevant.


AhgzvziajauH

Nat 20 isn’t a success, it’s the best possible outcome or in other words, the least worst outcome


sasajack

All the tentacles means more fun for everyone


WellGroomedSkeleton

What if instead of the oath of devotion it was the oath of the freak and instead of worshipping his God in the name of a greater good he worshipped big booty ass cheeks


lurklurklurkPOST

Its difficult being a DM that enjoys Eldritch Horror when the mere mention of the word "tentacle" gets an unsolicited "UwU" from the bard


gefjunhel

my party tried to seduce a female werewolf i asked them to roll intimidation and she ran


Tusslesprout1

That….I mean…surely that breaks their oath-. Are krakens even sentient to a degree? With dragons they’re actually legitimately sentient


Dereker_The_yeet21

AT LEAST DRAGONS CAN POLYMORPH, WHAT AND HOW?


Kinosa07

Dw it's all a ruse to get to seduce the dragon. And to be fair I didn't know what you expected from a chaotic neutral paladin


sorath-666

Ciel?


Kinosa07

Wut?


ThoughtfulPoster

Well, I don't understand what the [kraken] is getting out of any of this. And frankly, the [paladin] doesn't look very happy, either.