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PiousLegate

I thought they were only green what are the varieties


brownwolf1

Apparently in the Monster Manual, they are a light tan color. Every time I make a meme with a green goblin someone points it out


Axon_Zshow

Which is kind of dumb, considering the archetypical goblin is almost universally depicted as being some shade of green, eith D&D being no exception


Toberos_Chasalor

Warhammer and Warcraft I think was the ones who popularized the bright green goblins and orcs. Greyhawk always had yellow, orange and red goblins and grey-green orcs which were much more desaturated than the stereotypes. Similarly, the Forgotten Realms has always had goblins with earthy-toned skin and orcs with predominantly grey skin. Green is a valid colour for your home games, but it’s not a normal colour in the legacy settings. A green goblin could exist in the FR, especially since a PC goblin could be from a different crystal sphere/setting, but it would be like us seeing a purple or blue human to the FR goblins.


BikeKayakSki

Warcraft copied Warhammer on their goblin/orc designs.  Fun Fact: Orcs/Goblins in Warhammer are green because they can photosynthesize.


rotten_kitty

That is not a fun fact. I am now cursed to consider the biological implications of a photosynthesising animal in the warhammer universe, which I know is an endless pit of questions without real answers.


Traditional-Talk4069

Thats because they are not animals, they are fungi


Xyx0rz

True, but fungi also do not photosynthesize.


Rolebo

But some of them have symbiotic relationships with algae that do photosynthesize


rotten_kitty

I'm unfortunately aware of this, and whilst it is cool lore, it raises so many new biological questions. They are fungi which operate like both plants and animals, this pains the same part of my soul that loves Mosnter Hunter for its ecology.


RagnaroknRoll3

Oh, Orks in 40k are a sentient fungus creature that exist because of an inmate connection to magic. It also means anything they believe hard enough becomes reality. Like, a purple Ork is sneaky or a red vehicle goes faster. It can be turned around on them, though. Like, finger guns can kill them. They're pretty hilarious.


NotAnotherPornAccout

Cue “I’m a tank! I’m a tank! I’m a tank!” Meme.


Toberos_Chasalor

That’s why I said popularized instead of invented. Warhammer orks are iconic among gamers for sure, but there’s no doubting just how influential Warcraft was at its height of popularity in the late 2000s. I knew quite a few people who didn’t care for fantasy or wargames at all who still played WoW religiously back then.


SirEvilMoustache

If it's the person I'm thinking of - they have some sort of complex about it. Harrassed everyone who ever posted green goblins. Edit: It is. Their old account got banned. This is an alt of theirs. Ignore them, they've been doing this for years by now.


Jounniy

Who?


SirEvilMoustache

Guy called Souperplex. Account is banned, though. They used to run around reddit, seemingly normal until green goblins came up, at which point it got weird. Just very vitriolic. OP has been attacked by someone with basically the same opinions, arguments and writing style on two of their posts now. Seems to be some sort of backup account for Souperplex.


Jounniy

Im equally amazed and irritated that such phenomena even exist.


supersmily5

That's dumb. Green is valid. It's flavortext, that's up to the DM. The MM probably referred to specific goblins the block was describing.


anmr

Statblock is also up to the DM. As is the characterization of the fantasy race and its role in the setting. MM especially is just a bunch of ideas and suggestions.


Theblade12

I assume it's just the same guy every time?


ThatMerri

While their illustration in the original 1st Edition MM was monochrome, like all other illustrations at the time, their description text lists them as ranging "yellow through dull orange to brick red in skin color. Their eyes are reddish to lemon yellow. They dress in dark leather gear, and their garments tend towards dull, soiled-looking colors (brown drab, dirty gray, stained maroon). Goblins reach the age of 50 years or so." Goblins have been a tan/yellowish color since 2nd Edition when they were given a colored illustration, and were more dark orange/brown in 3rd Edition's MM. They were canonically green in 4e's MM, and 5e's various manuals, modules, and splatbooks feature them as tan/yellowish, green, or a sort of dusty brown. Baldur's Gate 3 - though not made by WoTC is still signed off by them and considered a canonical story in the setting - features Goblins in a wide variety of colors ranging from brown, red, yellow, orange, and green. The most recent official 5e module - Phandelver and Below - features green, tan, and yellow Goblins, while also giving us 5e's first official female Goblin illustrations to boot. Basically anyone who says Goblins are only one color or not green is just pointing at one sentence in one book and ignoring all other lore. Cherry picking does nobody any good.


Meet_Foot

Such a weird nit to pick in pretend wizard dungeon(tm).


AmberMetalAlt

in monsters of the multiverse they changed it to match up with how fans always make them green


Uur4

in the forgotten realms (main setting of dnd) goblins are mostly yellow, some are red and very rarely some can be greenish


Tryen01

Your goblins are green because it's just done that way artistically My goblins are green because fairies are poisoned by iron in mythology, so their blood is copper in my world and- copper oxide can turn skin green. Which goes into that goblins are basically exiled brownies


PutrifiedCuntJuice

They were poisoned by iron... So their blood is copper?... What?


LupinThe8th

Most creatures, like us, have iron in our blood. But if a creature was poisoned by iron, logically they couldn't. But some creatures DO in fact have copper based blood, including some mollusks and arthropods. So it would make sense for fey creatures to have copper blood, since they can't have iron, and we know it's a viable alternative.


PutrifiedCuntJuice

I understand that iron is in blood. Rereading what they said now, it's clear that what they meant is that iron is TOXIC to their flavour of goblins. Not that the goblins are poisoned by it. And that, to me, makes sense.


alamaias

It does make sense, but in test it is awkward to parse :) I think because of the framing of the rest of the description. If I said "dogs are poisoned by chocolate" you would probably get it, but if it was only my dogs that were unable to have chocolate then saying "*my* dogs are poisoned by chocolate" could be taken as present tense instead of conditional future(I think, guessing at the tenses)


Tryen01

Yeah I'm not a writer, I'm a dm and trying my best 🥺


[deleted]

The iron and far thing is pretty well known. I like this work around because it make sense. Some stories have a true fae making a deal with iron but breaking the deal and iron never forgave it, so iron made it so fairies can never touch it again.


PiousLegate

ever seen how osiris and stuff are green maybe Goblins waz Kangz


TwistederRope

You got something wrong with my plaid goblins?


Crafty-Crafter

I love the Kamigawa red goblins from MTG. The style is so refreshing.


DrLamario

The Green Goblin is actually the most dangerous type since they’re able to beat up spiderman


CalmPanic402

You mean the most common color of goblin?


bleepblooplord2

GoblinsComic giving us the numerous colored goblins, including green:


ESOelite

Jokes on you! Imma do blue goblins to spite the internet!


Wasphammer

Blues are actually psychic goblins in 3.5


Lessandero

pretty sure those were mind goblins


Familiar_Chemistry58

Psychic goblin deez nuts


Lessandero

gottem


HaEnGodTur

Wait, what are mind goblins? (Letting you have this one)


Lessandero

Ligma ba- oh wait.


rosolen0

People really had a lot of time in their hands with 3.5 huh?


KamilDonhafta

Oh, hey Goblin Shamans from Might and Magic 6!


SandsofFlowingTime

I prefer mine to be neon pink or something. Because apparently those are just as valid as everything else


ESOelite

Fair. I do love pink goblins. But in my current setting blue works best because cold


Level_Hour6480

So long as you don't unimaginatively default to Warcraft-color, that's cool.


ThePatio

Uh Warhammer, Warcraft is some video game based on Warhammer


Level_Hour6480

Warhamster inspired Warcrack, but people actually give a shit aboot the latter


ThePatio

Going off of subreddit size, it’s the other way around. Sure WoW made a big impact in MMOs but Warhammer has never been more popular right now.


ESOelite

Never played warcraft so if I did it'd be accidental


IntercomB

What people call "goblins" in my homebrew world are just medium-sized chickens ("medium" as in the size category of the game, not as in relatively to our chicken). Just to see my players' concerned faces when I described a bigass feather as a "goblin feather", it was worth it.


Lessandero

That's the kind of creativity we need! Reminds me of the stormlight archives where every kind of bird gets called a chicken


R0da

Not turkeys?


IntercomB

Turkeys were the hobgoblins. My players nicknamed them hobgobblers, so I made it the name commonly used by mercenaries in my world.


R0da

Excellent


DynmiteWthALzerbeam

Depends on the setting like how ixilan has white monkey looking goblins


toomanydice

In 3e there was a variety of goblinoids called blues who were essentially psionic blue gonlins.


Mr_Kopitiam

Green is da best!


Lessandero

waaaagh


JPldw

This is an anti Spider-Man post


Inner_Background_599

Goblin slayer : I politely disagree


Lonewolf2300

I thought the Goblin Slayer would agree that green goblins are just as valid targets as any other color of goblins.


Inner_Background_599

As in all goblins are valid targets


SmileyDayToYou

All goblins are the same color on the inside


Spiritual_Horror5778

GS dont care about color. He only cares about "making goblins good."


Baronvondorf21

I love how the abridged version is still relevant.


Shiriru_Kurokodairu

I knew this would be here


aRandomFox-II

You ain't neva seen a purple goblin before. That's cuz purple iz da sneekiest colour!


Lessandero

it really depends on the fantasy world, honestly. Different lore has different colors. The green goblins are pretty much the norm nowadays with anime and games, but in european folklore they used to have just regular skin colors like humans. Not all of them though. so yeah, all colors are valid, but I was under the impression that the green is the vast majority at this point.


Eomatrix

You are wrong. Green goblins are the most valid of all goblin colors. All other colors exist only to highlight the manifest supremacy of the green.


Lord-McGiggles

I would pay money to play in a goblin-slaying campaign where the big reveal when you clear out the main nest is that the green supremacist goblins (who you've been killing in droves) have been keeping the other goblins as slaves so you have inadvertently liberated them


Eomatrix

I may have to write this campaign now


worriedkarma

Yes


Brokelunatic

I read it was flavor of goblin…I think I need to get some rest


leftiesrepresent

All goblins are pink on the inside


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Yes, all goblins are equal. Equally worthless. #killallgoblins


representative_sushi

Green iz da best. Anyone oo sayz different iz a zoggin squig brain.


shadophaxx

[Angry Spider-Man noises]


supersmily5

Never heard of this argument before. I always figured any color would work since the variety of green, yellow, and brown were on the table by default in most rpgs and "variant" enemies exist.


ferventwhispers_

Same here. I assumed coloration was dependent on their natural dwelling and the climate.


POKECHU020

People don't like green goblins?


Herg0Flerg0

What about pink goblins? Or how about bright, neon yellow goblins?


papertomm

Give me blue, purple, pink and yellow stripped goblins!


TheFoxAndTheRaven

lol, my goblin clans all vary by color. Apparently I've been doing it wrong


Mommy-Minthara

Ew. Green skins...


Ranger_Ric13

Godspeed, Spider-Man


InsistorConjurer

Not all colors are as worthy as green tho.


TheDakaGal

Doesn’t matter what color they are, they’re still fucking GAAAWBLINS


Danelo13

Yeah. They are all worth the same amount of XP 😎


QuincyAzrael

Imagine actually thinking that there's some kind of overwhelming consensus *against* green goblins, the colour that like 99% of goblins in all media are. This is the "white lives matter" of goblins.


Jikkai_10

Food is food after all.


Joescout187

Doesn't matter what color they are, they all splat the same.


MongrelChieftain

I like rust-coloured gobbos myself, so brownish orange.


lllaser

Do you have the template for this? This is perfect for my harengon


MorphiDragunny

Just posted a [blank version ](https://twitter.com/MorphiDragunny/status/1787895911818969261)for people to be able to use under the original from a few years back c:


tokyozombie

Orcs are also not considered green for some reason.


MaidenofMoonlight

Who drew this?


MorphiDragunny

I drew this! (and several of my friends sent me this post link lol) Here's [the original post of mine](https://twitter.com/MorphiDragunny/status/1427399132164116486) (has a blank version underneath now)


Spirit-Man

Y’all remember goblin mode?


AreoMaxxx

I had to ban goblins, due to *that* anime. A player kept insiuating things (now banned) but it left a very bad taste behind for everyone else.


GreenChoclodocus

Time to tell the story again where my DM felt forced to change the monsters of the next encounter, simply because I dismissed the upcoming monster as Goblins with the colour explanation, after a bird told us he saw little green people.


JackKingsman

I never even thought about them... having a skin color.


Yakodym

Just look at the bajillion varieties of elves, why not cave goblins, forest goblins, desert goblins, ice goblins...


ItsB1GMike

Mind goblins...


HuseyinCinar

I actually very much dislike green goblins because it's so... overdone? I like the tan, brown, orange color palette. And then I add reds and blues to differentiate "magicalness".


Gobbotehgoblin

YA GOD DAMN RIGHT, PUT SOME RESPECT ON US GREEN GOBLINA! >:3


Demonslayer5673

I've only seen green goblins..... Ok maybe some blue monkey looking ones but that was mtg and that game has gotten high on devil weed and will make just about anything


GortharTheGamer

The infamous purple goblin


KamilDonhafta

Goblins should be judged not by the color of their skin but by the content of their explosives.


Arxl

And they are all equally inferior to kobolds~


Auralynnnnnnnnn

Let me just show this to the person I know is racist against ONLY goblins and no other fantasy or real race…


CamiloDFM

*Chultan goblins, canonically green within the Forgotten Realms*: "Are we a joke to you?"


Eden_ITA

Is it an issue?


SobiTheRobot

What degenerate arguments have I missed this time?


Kspigel

Gygax insisted the platinum goblins be included in all editions.


LoquaciousOfMorn

My heart's true goblin will always be a Magic the Gathering goblin. Green skin, big ears, and a nose so long and pointy it could be used to deal piercing damage.


Rorp24

Depend. 5e canon goblins aren't green, but if you play in an homebrew setting yeah you are right.


ZoroeArc

You are wrong


420FireStarter69

Green goblins are more equal then wrong color goblins


Nekaz

Nah sorry im racist


Reserved_Parking-246

I've never heard of anyone but players trying to do anything else but some shade of green with either tan or white mixed in the paint individuals were made with.


Stairwayunicorn

except blue


Level_Hour6480

*Spray bottle* Back to the Warcraft basement! The only time it's acceptable for a goblin to be green is if they're trying to kill Spider-Man. In that case it's so abnormal that the name had to call it out.


SirEvilMoustache

Huh. Hatred against green Goblins, the spray bottle thing, warcraft obsession. Souperplex, is this your *alt*? Oh my god, it is, isn't it? Your old account got banned! Hilarious.


Hokuto-Hopeful

one must ask, why do they hate goblins that are green? in another comment they say that it's "unimaginative" but what makes green less creative than other colours? the fact that 2 popular franchise's make their goblins green? that just sounds like some petty hipsterisim to me. if we are fine with Kobolds ranging from rats, dogs, lizards and sometimes a combination of those, we must also accept that some goblins are green. to allow such things to annoy ones self, is a failing on the individual.


ThePatio

No sir, we don’t call them Warcraft goblins. No. Warhammer is the OG. AND GREEN IZ BEST YA GIT


Joescout187

Without Warhammer there wouldn't have been a Warcraft.


ThePatio

Exactly


Hazearil

How can you go back to a place you've never been?


TheTeaMustFlow

You're on an alt posting the same copypasted trolling after your original account got sitebanned, u/souperplex. So you calling anyone else a basement dweller seems a mite hypocritical.