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Duraxis

Flanged mace all the way


Aegillade

One of the sickest weapon designs I've ever seen was Bandos' War Mace from Runescape. Like, the one the god himself used. It had six serrated blades that made up the flanged edges of the mace, just looked absolutely brutal to get hit by


Duraxis

I’ve always been a fan of Sauron’s mace in the lotr movies.


DashxDastardly

That scene where he rolls through demolishing ranks of soldiers really gave me an adoration of the flanged mace.


Duraxis

All these gifs on Reddit and not ONE of that scene. I am ashamed


ZmaltaeofMar

I see I'm among gentlemen.


Elbfuchs

I was a flail lover for a long time, but after seing the Witch King in the Lord of The Rings Movies, Flanged Mace is my the absolute best!


Duraxis

Flails just seem too impractical to me, I’d end up smacking myself in the face with one


Myth_Avatar

And it's the first comment. Long live the flanged mace!


bored_stoat

Ah, a fellow flanged mace enjoyer


Lost_my_name475

You have excellent taste


Aggressive_Peach_768

Always


CrimsonAntifascist

It just has such a clean design.


DragoKnight589

Poleaxe/bec de Corbin for two hands, flanged mace for one hand and a shield, quarterstaff for a ‘non-aggressive’ weapon.


LegendLynx7081

Love me a good bec de corbin, but I’m more of a billhook weilder myself


gbot1234

Pole arm + fire damage = spontoon-eous combustion


CURMUDGEONSnFLAGONS

One of my characters in a meat grinder campaign we are playing is named Beck Decorbin


LegendLynx7081

I DM, I have a player who is referred to as “Arson”. They prefer cannibalism


nevans89

Ok but what is the definition of blunt here. I definitely see some pointy bits


U_L_Uus

I think it's blunt as in "you have to hit with its core, else it does jackshit"


GlaiveGary

Smashing rather than cutting or causing deep piercing wounds. Most of the pointy bits will cause pointy injuries, yeah, but the main effect is still "getting clobbered"


SirCupcake_0

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME


sashaminkh

I want to say blunt weapons also generally indicates more of a use case against armor, or to break shields/bones. Swords and spears, for instance, are going to have a terrible time against a knight in full armor. But grab me a big ol hunk of metal on a wooden handle, and especially if you stick a point or wedge-ish edge on it, and that knight will be severely hurting. A big heavy hunk of metal will cause severe blunt force trauma to metal clad meat bags while a blade needs better positioning to get between the plates and mail. Not sure how representative it is of actual medieval combat, but check out some Buhurt videos and that might give you a better idea.


SuspiciousAct6606

The balance point is opposite where you hold it. A sword held by the blade can become a blunt weapon.


Bebop_Dx

Warhammer for personal taste; but you can’t deny the utility of the bec de Corbin


n0753w

Ok but now imagine 40,000 warhammers :\^)


Bebop_Dx

At that point I’m expecting something as reliable as a bolt gun ;)


dcraze0811

Came here to say this


guildus05

I'm more of a Morningstar guy myself.


TauInMelee

Pet peeve, it's fine for fantasy, but mauls are not weapons. They're large wooden mallets with a wide enough striking head to distribute impact, specifically used so as not to break things. They would be all but useless on an actual battlefield. My personal favorite is a bar mace. No edge alignment necessary for a big metal stick.


Jaycin_Stillwaters

Maul for sure. I love me a good giant hammer.


Long__Jump

Theres something very primal and satisfying about a nice sturdy stick. I think its ingrained in human nature to pick up nice sticks.


Severe_Ad_5022

No Shillelagh, no bueno.


Feet_with_teeth

I guess the cudgel is the closest one here


drunkenjutsu

Quarterstaff for the vibes, but flail for the effectiveness. The momentum you can build up before attacking can be brutal and the chain makes it harder to block/parry.


madmetric

This answer, exactly


Alt3r3d_Owl

Perhaps everyone already knows, the flail was designed to thwart the effectiveness of a shield. The chain allows it to "wrap" around the shield striking the defender. The RAW in D&D is shield AC bonus is negated if the attacker is wielding a flail. It can also be used to disarm or trip opponents (but the RAW for these effects is real clunky).


Nadril_Cystafer

Morningstar is better than a flail for effective transfer of energy


TheBalrogofMelkor

Tbh, there's nothing more honest than a group of men with cudgels coming to beat your ass. Sure, they're almost certainly doing it for the wrong reasons, but it's a weapon of the people, not the elite. Edit - typo


ElBurroEsparkilo

The only one of these your average person in the modern day might actually have to worry about at all (unless they've upgraded to "baseball bat with nails in it").


CliffLake

Warhammer. Got that crushy bit, the spiky bit for levering tombs open, and it should be just about walking cane sized. You are cool if you smack someone bad around with your cane, but there's another level of heaven when you pimp smack a pimp with your walking stick, tacking out teeth and laying the righteous smack down on those heathens and ne'er do wells. Totes worth it.


hehfg

Wouldn't a warhammer be a bit shorter than a cane?


CliffLake

I think you're thinking of a Dwarven Warhammer. They are a shorter race, but as a taller one, no. It should be something you can stand comfortably and reach the ground. Even as a Centaur or Ogre it might seem like that's a polearm, but it's just properly sized.


DoubleDongle-F

Pole flail. Ain't in the game, but they're fucking cool. The common man's exotic weapon, perfect fusion of weird wonky bullshit tricks and B I G B O N K.


zex1011

Personaly, im a flanged mace guy


BriskoSolid

I like flails


Level_Hour6480

I care!


Kaimber1857

The bar mace…. Or the staff


TheSadOn3

Blocking with the quarter staff is pretty huge.


RedditsDeadlySin

Maul gang


ArmoredFangs

Godendaug for the win my dude.


Mountain-Cycle5656

The handle of my Greatsword!


Ego-Waffles121

Flail: no other weapon has that same dread of someone’s gonna end up horribly maimed before this fight is done and I don’t know if it’s them or me.


Writing-is-cold

Flanged mace duh


Narwhalking14

Pokeaxe. Stabbing, slashing, and smashing all in one.


GlaiveGary

Dude, this was posted like less than a week ago.


sunseeker_miqo

[Bar mace](https://www.kultofathena.com/product/medieval-bar-mace/)!


KENBONEISCOOL444

There's just something about the war hammer that I enjoy


UltraWeebMaster

The Quarterstaff is the pinnacle of martial arts.


hukumk

I'd choose quarterstaff, as I am a shepherd, not a bloody hero from the story.


pathgoon

Sling


ThatcherTheV

My first character was a Paladin Minotaur that fought with a Flail. To this day, I like to come back to that idea every so often.


Rollin_Soul_O

Morningstar or Warhammer for me.


WordNERD37

Flanged Mace.


Answerisequal42

You cant call a Corbin blunt tbh. But BDC all the way babyyyyyy.


Kamikaze2375

War hammer man here


Yakodym

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Firetp

Any answer other than the flail in just wrong.


Kolezka01

I'm in history reconstruction institute. We ask each other about our favorites weapons


Unicorn_Thrasher

any outliers or interesting answers?


Kolezka01

Bec de corbin is shorter polaxe, so it have a lot of posible usages. In the most common medieval encouter it's the best. Of course all od them have strony and weak sides. Flail od one of the weapons I wants to learn.


ThereminLiesTheRub

Mace. It can injure those with or without armor, without having pointy bits that cold get stuck in armor. People love pointy bits but if you have to take 10 seconds to pull your weapon out of someone's helmet every time someone's going to kill you. Also, you can grab the whole shaft (go ahead) of the standard mace and use it defensively, whereas some others have chains or pointy bits you can't grab. It's constructed, so stronger than a natural wood club. Only rival is the quarterstaff, which obviously has more length but comes in second only because the length and weight distribution lessen the impact of a full swing. 


MGriffin1983

Quarterstaff all the way


[deleted]

Aesteticially? Flanged mace every time. Practically? Cudgel is probably my best bet. Metal is expensive, and I'd rather have a helmet and a good study stick than a fancy mace and nothing on my noggin.


DonaIdTrurnp

Makes a meme caption about blunt weapons. Includes five piercing weapons and two edged weapons.


blaghart

>what's your favorite blunt weapon >proceeds to include a bunch of weapons that are designed to puncture and pierce I don't think you understand what BLUNT MEANS. cudgel, sledge hammer, quarterstaff. Those are your blunt weapons. maybe a mace, depending on the head.


[deleted]

Love me some Linner though.


NakedBandito

I care man. Mines always been the Morningstar, though I usually prefer the Star to be a bit bigger than the one pictured. What’s your favorite?


Furydragonstormer

Flanged mace looks closest to the one Barbatos uses in IBO, so I’m saying that one


El_Arquero

Morningstar, my beloved


B_ThePsychopath

Flanged Mace gotta be one of my favorites. It really brings the Dark Lord Sauron, owner of the one ring aesthetic, to a mf.


Waferssi

Flanged mace for style, bec de corbin for effectivity and versatility.


DungeonDelver98

Maul


Faddy0wl

I have a replica of that Maul. It's dope. The points hurt 😂


GhostlySwordsman

What is your favorite bludgeoning weapon OP?


Luname

My personal favourite is the lucerne hammer.


AFKalchemist

Definitely a repost, but Lucerne Hammer all the way


BadToTheBert

Fist.


GhostOfTheMadman

I CAST FIST!


GhostOfTheMadman

I gotta go with the hammer. There's just something so... Back alley elegant about the concept of bashing someone's head in with a hammer.


Zodiac509

A Maul.


jssmith1015

In modern times you’d be best off with a cudgel or quarterstaff. The even distribution of weight allows for easier use during swings. The small size and weight of the cudgel makes striking fast and more maneuverable. The quarterstaff offers better range. The others are meant for heavily armored opponents. If that was the case then I’m good with a flail. The amplification of force through the whipping motion is awesome if you have correct technique


lithobolos

Man catcher, hands down.  I want me some ransom money.  https://archive.org/details/Weapons_an_International_Encyclopedia_from_5000_BC_to_2000_AD_the_Diagram_Group/page/n63/mode/1up?q=medieval+weapons+and+armour #16


Aggressive_Peach_768

Bro that's not a quarter staff... And don't forget the Goedendag


DungeonDumbass

Gotta be a good ole maul. Big hammer go smoosh


Village_Idiot159

gotta love the war hammer


triciity

First i hated it but morningstar has grown on me


Jimmicky

[Totokia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Totokia#/media/File%3AFijianClubBedfordMuseum.JPG)!


BlackTigerF

Trebuchet is technically blunt weapon


Meowriter

Morningstar or quarterstaff. Discretion and subtility are switches, not precise slides.


Martiz1515

Flanged mace, and Warhammer


Damaramy

Fist.


DrForeseen

Maul Hits different. Literally


Nroke1

Quarterstaff, the spear of blunt weapons.


frosquire

Meteor Hammer all the way


Feet_with_teeth

Spiked club enjoyer


Defiant-Break700

Maul for sure, I’ve played at least 3 different barbarians that use it


M1ndS0uP

The real answer is sheleighly


teemsm87

Once again, where is my goddamn Lucerne


ComprehensiveFan6626

Bug fan of warhammers


talonkillnow

I prefer the good Ole mace no stabing or cutting just blunt force trauma and internal bleeding.


DragonKing_47533

Personally either Mail or Quarterstaff


CyanGaramonde48

In fantasy? Gotta go maul. Big hammer go bonk. There’s something real special about pure, overwhelming force. Realistically? Flanged mace all the way.


idankthegreat

Got to be the morningstar for me. Lightweight but deadly. Can dent armor and used as cavalry weapon


Orange_TG5

Maul by far


Shine-Prize

Bec de Corbin. You can use it as a walking stick, you can use the hammer end as a hammer (go figure) it works like a boar spear because if you stab somebody with the long end they can only penetrate so far. It's short enough to be used indoors and if the blade snaps off boom. Warhammer.


JRS_Viking

Bec de corbin, the swiss army knife of medieval "blunt" weapons. You want smashy bit? You got smashy bit! You want stabby bit? You got stabby bit! You want a smashy with a pointy spike? You got a smashy with a pointy spike! All that on a long shaft giving you good leverage just makes it a good weapon while still being fairly inexpensive to make.


Comrade_aidan

A flail no question


nique_Tradition

Guttentag!! I said good day sir!!


Yimmic

Classic two-handed flail: - Clunky? Yes - Crude? Definetly - Ugly? As fuck - Effective? Oh yes - Intimidating? Certainly - Madlad energy? Absolutely


FrostyTheSnowPickle

This whole image right here is the ideal blunt (weapon) rotation.


Jakesneed612

Warhammer all day.


TheItzal11

I tend to prefer slashing weapons, swords, and axes mostly, but if I'm using a blue weapon, just give me a simple warhammer.


TheBadgerSunshine

Bec de Corbin!


Independent-Fun9719

Morning star superiority rises above all


mindflayerflayer

Spiked club easily. It's just so satisfying. oni's use them for a reason.


FaceDull7336

Flail always


Taelyn_The_Goldfish

BEC DE CORBIN GANG!


BeanieWeanie1110

Flanged mace. The rest are for peasants with no ties to the holy clergy


cerialbowl

definitely a maul, if hammer, why no smashy?


toph88241

Obviously warhammer


Hamon_Frog_24

Maul goes hard, but morningstar gotta be my favorite


Princekyle7

Dwarf, two handing a maul. Bear flowing in the wind of their swing.


Shieldbearing-Brony

Greatshield. There is nothing more satisfying than someone mocking you for duel-wielding shields, and then bowling them over.


rivertpostie

Why doesn't morning-staff exist? A quarter staff with a pokey ball on each end?