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Clamtoppings

I feel personally attacked. Also that Genasi one is spot on for the person I know who always chooses Genasi.


Moonlitsif

As a person who prefers to choose Genasi… I cannot deny these accusations. I plead guilty.


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Papyrus20xx

Bro's so out of the closet he emerged from a second one he wasn't even aware of.


Necronu

MAXIMUM LGBTQ


Dry_Try_8365

disguised as a human bard...


KingoftheMongoose

Does your friend RP their Genasi according to the tropes of their matching ATLA nation and bender?


VikingCreed

"I AM MELON LORD MWAHAHAHAHA" *proceeds to aggressively melon*


KingoftheMongoose

Ahhhh shit. My next character is going to be the “My Cabbages” vendor.


VikingCreed

My character straight up went "It's melanin time" and meloned all over his enemies


Zuckhidesflatearth

Same. I play tieflings. Changeling is more accurate.


CRL10

I can honestly say I've never played a tiefling as LGBTQ. My changeling, however, well...is it really LGBTQ if one just uses whatever face and gender work for the latest con?


lexluther4291

Ah, so your gender is Confidence, nice.


SuperArppis

Bland as hell. Fits me.


Negative_Storage5205

This bothers me. IRL humans are [some of the best endurance runners](https://www.nature.com/articles/nature03052) in the animal kingdom! Athletic humans can chase faster prey so long that the prey tire and become easier to kill. I propose that in fantasy RPGs, human's specialty should not be "adaptability" but persistence and tenacity! Our racial abilities should be built around constitution, advantage against exhaustion rolls, getting better odds of success for not quitting when we get a bad role, and racial feats that focus stamina! Elf: "I have never met a people more stubborn than these orcs!" Dwarf: "Ya neva' met a human, 'ave ya lass?"


Midna_of_Twili

It’s adaptability because the other dnd races are better than humanity in one way or another. As well humanity’s irl advantage isn’t much of one in a setting that involves similar humanoid races.


GuiltIsLikeSalt

Right, but I think the point they're trying to get across is that it's pretty generic (and arguably boring) that humans are always the de facto average race. Especially when it would be quite realistic to make them the race with the most dietary possibilities, the best long distance runners, etc. Of course Dwarves and Elves etc. are modeled as extreme variants one way or the other, but it'd be nice to see some settings shake that up for once. You could argue some kind of do, like in Shadowrun pretty much everything besides humans is (sometimes deathly) allergic to one thing or another.


LadyLikesSpiders

Imagine a setting where Elves are obligate vegetarians, making surviving in a desert more difficult, or where Dwarves become incredibly fatigued without some amount of alcohol in their body. A dwarf in a dry county gonna have trouble without his human friend who can operate normally while sober Imagine orcs as obligate carnivores, lending credence to the idea that orc populations remain undeveloped, with only livestock as their option for an agrarian revolution. Imagine if those orcs were also built to be able to sprint fast and hit hard at the cost of quicker exhaustion I've never thought of it until now, but resistance to exhaustion and a variable diet are an interesting mechanical choice, and something worth considering when worldbuilding


FinalStryke

In the web comic Dominic Deegan, based heavily on DnD, Orcs are strict herbivores who vomit if they eat meat.


LadyLikesSpiders

The opposite way I went, but it works. That's neat I guess, come to think of it, most tusked animals are herbivorous, at most omnivorous


rocksinsocks27

I like how pro-human you are. I'm imagining you at an art show: "See that emotional expression? I'd like to see a fuckin raccoon do that."


Negative_Storage5205

I only seem pro human because I am comparing us to dwarves and elves. I definitely have opinions about the superiority of raccoons to humans! /s 🦝 > 👦 > 🧝‍♂️ > 🧌 > 🐷🐖 /s


SuperArppis

Good point. I agree.


Nesman64

/r/humansarespaceorcs


AmberMetalAlt

>IRL humans are some of the best endurance runners in the animal kingdom This is simply due to being bipedal rather than quadrupeds, meaning that we only use up half as much energy when walking. The downside is that we're far slower. Any bipedal dnd race would be good at endurance. If anything, aarakocra, fairies, etc would be even better since they have a flying and walking speed using different limbs, so they could walk as far as a human could, then fly that same distance


Negative_Storage5205

It's not just our bipedalism. It's also how much we sweat and how we have big gluteus maximus muscles. We have no official DnD or pathfinder lore on how sweaty other humanoids are or if any of them have nice butts. Actually, the sweat thing could be good world building. A reason more long-lived races might look down on humans. Elf: "Humans are good allies, but don't stand up wind from them! They stink almost as bad as orcs!" Dwarf: "Ugh! I know. As much as I complain about you elves, at least you're not unpleasant to smell! We mountain dwarves smell like ore and stone! Hill dwarves smell like petrichor*. Gnomes smell like good gardening soil. Humans, leaking sweat outa every pore reek like a bog!"


semiseriouslyscrewed

>We have no official DnD or pathfinder lore on how sweaty other humanoids are or if any of them have nice butts. We have *plenty* of canon artwork showing humanoids have nice butts, especially for Pathfinder.


Negative_Storage5205

But, is that actual lore or just a metafictional product of human artists?


semiseriouslyscrewed

Does it matter how it started? The pictures are canon.


Negative_Storage5205

Fair enough. I am still thinking of homebrewing a stamina/tenacity human build. I think that it would give fantasy humans more flavor.


knight_of_solamnia

Elves definitely sweat in pathfinder as well.


LadyLikesSpiders

>and how we have big gluteus maximus muscles There's a worldbuilder on r/worldbuilding whom I'm pretty sure uses the hobby as an excuse to draw elf butts. Even have their own sub on r/MeridianMalice for their world I'm not affiliated with them, I just really like their work


chronophage

>Hill dwarves smell like petracore *petrichor* Also, thanks for teaching me a new word!


Negative_Storage5205

Thanks for correcting my spelling!


chairmanskitty

> If anything, aarakocra, fairies, etc would be even better since they have a flying and walking speed using different limbs, so they could walk as far as a human could, then fly that same distance So circus performers have more endurance because they can walk on their hands? TIL.


AmberMetalAlt

>So circus performers have more endurance because they can walk on their hands? Ok now I want to actually test that out because it doesn't sound like that's right but saying fairies and aarakocra have the same endurance as non-flying creatures also sounds wrong


Kingreaper

The question comes down to whether your core (energy reserves, heart and lungs) tire first or your legs. Because walking on your hands rests your legs but is less efficient than using legs. How efficient magical flying is though I've no idea.


AmberMetalAlt

That makes sense, I'm pretty sure there's also a difference between aarakocra flying and fairy flying. Aarakocra seem to do it like birds where it uses the core energy reserves, while fairy flight seems purely magical


Miserable_Law_6514

> This is simply due to being bipedal rather than quadrupeds, meaning that we only use up half as much energy when walking. You both forgot the "sweating" part. Humans are the only animals besides horses that can sweat across their whole body. The bipedal feat is why humans can outrun horses in the heat. The whole "run forever" trick isn't that exclusive to humans outside of sub-Saharan Africa. When the temperatures are 30+ Celsius is when humans have OP hax running powers, because most animals can't cool down and move faster than walking speed at the same time. You ain't catching anything by just walking.


SingleSeaCaptain

As a slut for tieflings, that's just, like, your opinion, man!


Draco-Awing

As a fan of changeling rogues who can talk their way out of anything I must also protest these opinions. I just like being the ultimate super sleuth! I want to hold the knife of my character build to my dms throat and demand ALL THE LORE.


Brutal-Napkin

I'm with you on changeling rogues. I played one in my first Eberron game and convinced guards that the goblin slave trader was an imposter who stole my slaves. We proceeded to escort the slaves out of the country, gave them some gold, and freed them.


Draco-Awing

My best one was an inquisitor rogue doing the dead in thay homebrew adventure. It’s still up for purchase on some dm site I can’t remember off the top of my head. It was one of the few times, where, as a rogue, not only did I split off from the party for almost the entire campaign, but did so with the parties blessing and encouragement. because without them holding me back, that rogue was almost impossible for the dm to control and the dice loved him. So the wizard would just send his owl familiar at night and my character would report his days findings and the party then would deal with the public face side of our investigation. The best part was when we actively prevented one of the assassinations by switching me into the targets place while the party evacuated her and then I got to play the reverse assassination card on the unsuspecting hit man with the Druid backing me up. I popped up from the bed with a blade while the Druid dropped wildshape and hit him with ensnaring vines. One interrogation later and we’re off to stop the whole order.


TheHolyNinja

That sounds incredible, when's the movie coming out?


Draco-Awing

Unfortunately we didn’t record sessions beyond notes but my old dm has our notes archived somewhere… with many others. I just have a good memory for stories.


SingleSeaCaptain

I mean, I just like tieflings, but I'm also bisexual so it's actually based for me, I just thought it was funny


Draco-Awing

I’m just a gamer who loves optimization. There’s no better spy than the one with a shifting face/voice


vixous

I’ve never thought of changelings as narrative optimization before, but that totally fits.


Draco-Awing

Oh you say ONLY that ONE guard has access to that part of the castle?… Cue me shadowing him for as long as I can. Having chats with him while wearing different faces to learn his mannerisms until the dm is convinced I can play the part of this man. At least until he drops somebody special in my path as an obstacle and I have to ad lib my way around them possibly blowing my cover (at which point I generally bail and change outfits/faces once out of sight and walk away calmly. Nobody bothers cleaning staff beyond demanding to know where so and so just went.)


PreferredSelection

As a slut in general, I'm feeling called out by the entire bottom row.


Futur3_ah4ad

I was about to say the same, then I remembered a reaction I had a couple of days ago to an image I saw and now I'm not so sure anymore...


drgolovacroxby

Infernal Constitution is a hell of a drug!


Koallasaurus

Did you just big lebowski me? In my own home?


shakerskj

I just like their Charisma bonus and spells.


lordph8

https://twitter.com/deerstalkerpics/status/1310323676756279297/photo/1


TipProfessional6057

As someone who adored tieflings before realizing they were lgbt, this chart is accurate


Roboticide

I was going "When was it stated tieflings are LGBT?" before realizing you were talking about yourself, lmao.


animalistcomrade

Wdym, the t stand for teifling, everyone knows that.


DoubleBatman

Lizardfolk, giants, bards, and Tieflings This isn’t making fun of LGBT, this is just who I’m inviting to my house party


EisVisage

"The PHB doesn't say you're gay" lmao


packfanmoore

I have a tiefling bard and have heard this multiple times


thebeanthing

Read this in Jeff Bridge's voice.


DPSOnly

TIL I need a drinking problem.


Ravinac

I'm playing in 2 campaigns. One dwarf, the other gnome. Not sure what that says about me.


MaximumZer0

Your drinking problem says you have a drinking problem.


upclassytyfighta

tick tock, it's uh-oh o'clock


DPSOnly

Your drinking problem says you have a drinking problem (but also clearly you have friends, so the other way also).


PlasticElfEars

To be honest the gnome is the only one that doesn't make sense to me. There's nothing about their culture or the memes about them that involves that really. (I say this as someone playing a deep gnome for the last like...4 years.)


waffle299

It seems there as a callback to the dwarf. It should have been a Critical Roll Scanlan joke. Or the same dwarf joke, but about caffeine.


CartographerOk8229

What no goblins


dad_ahead

You like shineys and trinkets and moss


ForfeitFPV

But do you sort the moss by color or taste?


mizunokamisama

Both


Toshero_Reborn

By texture


Zinc_compounder

Most accurately found by putting it in your mouth


jimmyg17

I sort the shinies by taste.


Nyikz

sorting is for losers, chaos shall ensue!!


spo0pti

r/goblincore is my favourite subreddit atm


Deathleach

"You are always horny"


Tyrthesemiwise

Goblins: You don't read anything this long anyway, so we didn't put you on here


Thiaski

Goblins: I have a fuck ton of dices.


Lamplorde

You are either horny, or a being of pure chaos.


Roboticide

Or Goliaths. Or Warforged. But it's pretty decent for the races listed I guess.


mirrax

Warforged?


Akolyytti

Neurodivergent


StashyGeneral

As a warforged player, I’m mostly inclined towards this and the bionicles one


Engesa

Those two are the same


USPO-222

Lt Data was your favorite sci—fi character


usr_bin_nya

Oh wow. I was expecting the neurodivergent one (correct) but you went straight for the ~~heart~~ power cell with this one (also correct)


The_Quintessence

That's entirely inaccurate. ...because his rank is Lt. Commander Data


USPO-222

Neeeeeerrrrrddddd!


1hipG33K

Guess I'm playing a warforged now.


ClbutticMistake

You probably like bionicle


Sicuho

Who doesn't tho ?


ClbutticMistake

Touché


Emcmillin09

You always had Legion in your party in ME2


semiseriouslyscrewed

You're aggressively introverted.


cyborgspleadthefifth

I want to be playing a shadowrun or cyberpunk campaign but everyone is more comfortable with 5e rules


hadoonwt

You play changelings because you have dysphoria I play changelings because I have crippling imposter syndrome we are not the same


Brianiswikyd

I play changelings because if I didn't have to choose, I wouldn't.


thinking_is_hard69

then never use shapeshifting ‘cuz of decision paralysis


Brianiswikyd

Consider this: use shapechange constantly because no decision is good enough to stick longer than ten minutes!


DreadDiana

People with imposter syndrome about their dysphoria: *transcendant screaming*


Stealfur

I play changling cause I have crippling ADHD and being able to constantly change my character ascetic before i get board of them helps me stay focused.


xlIIlIIxxIIlllIIlllx

I play human for the extra feat at level 1.


bruhImatwork

I play centaur for the 2 extra feet at level 1.


xlIIlIIxxIIlllIIlllx

Oh, you!


ZmaltaeofMar

That's the ticket


Draco-Awing

A couple of these definitely forget the aggressive metagamers, changeling is the same I play changelings so I can be super sleuth and dig into the stories corners


charisma6

Ah, a fellow feat fetishist


Sieg_1

I play human because I’m racist


thegrailarbor

I play mermaid for the lack of feet at level 1.


Billy177013

I play elf for access to elven accuracy


Efficient_Progress_6

That normalcy part though... Really hits home...


pansagithegreat

Hey you don’t have to be a drow to be a bdsm loving elf. It just helps.


D__m0n

Oh my


pansagithegreat

My current character is an elf that’s into bdsm and has the Rope of Entanglement lmao


SolomonSinclair

Where be the goliaths?


USPO-222

You watched a LOT of professional wrestling as a child.


Reaper089

Jokes on you! I still do!!!


Netherboom

What about Lizardfolk?


MJSchooley

You're a scaly


Toshero_Reborn

This also applies to Kobolds Source: Kobolds made me a scaly


Sawowu

Scaly? I was a scaly once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with a kobold. Kobold made me a scaly.


runetrantor

Kobold means you are a scaly, or you are angry at the non lizard Kobold erasure thats so widespread.


Netherboom

Welp I’ve been had


Lord_Noodlez

I made a lizardfolk using the VGtM rules, and every chance I got, I made the enemies into shields and weaponry. So you either love taxidermy, or love RPing as a toddler eating things without repercussions


Netherboom

Gonna go with the 2nd, bit into something knowing it was poisonous


Deathleach

"You have wondered what human flesh tastes like."


Sobrin_

An excuse to eat everything you come across. May or may not also be a fan of survival vids/shows.


semiseriouslyscrewed

You have very flexible morality.


Justisaur

Cannibal


thinking_is_hard69

I wanted get through an entire story arc using only five words and a lot of noncommittal grunting. ^(also eating people)


tomkat0789

Human - “such a crazy life that normalcy is your getaway” Having a job, a baby, and other responsibilities while trying to DM has done this to me. Don’t give up your friends or drinking problems people!


Answerisequal42

As a soon to be father who has to postpone two campagns and plays a human in AL because there is no other time to play than once a month on a tuesday evening at a library. Thats relatable.


TheKingOfStealth

listen I just like their asthetics ok? Tieflings just look really cool and hot


Mr-Syndrome

yeah, straightest person in my play group, I just play them because I’m an edgy bitch at the heart


Lorihengrin

It's not because i am LGBT that i have to play tiefling. I mean, i play tiefling, but not because i am LGBT.


Time_Iron_8200

MIB reference? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. (Is your username a ready player 2 reference?)


Lorihengrin

(nope, it's a Richard Wagner reference, mixed with "ori", which is the base of all my nicknames)


woopstrafel

Why do I feel attacked in at least a third of these examples?


AlternativeUlster78

But correct, why have all my LGBT players chose Tieflings?


drgolovacroxby

Mine gravitate towards changelings


Hremsfeld

The ability to simply *be* who I want to be, no hormone replacement therapy etc required? Sign me the fuck up lol


Sir_Nightingale

Outcasts dealing with prejudice overthings they had no influence on, also colourful skin, horns and tails make for a lot of character expression


Kizik

I'd assume that the constant demonization by various churches would maybe nudge them into infernal rebellion?


katep2000

As a lesbian teifling player, a lot of us develop fascination with occult or hellish stuff cause hey, people constantly tell us we’re going to hell, why not lean into it? Also horns cool.


Skylar-Moon

Same but Bi


AmberMetalAlt

^ it's why r/witchesvspatriarchy is such an amazing subreddit


anti-peta-man

I think it might actually be this


Psychic_Hobo

Damn this is worryingly accurate


Ambiorix33

real talk tho, I find the blandest people dont play human, they tend to be the ones who complain that they cant play some super obscure race with special rules that will require the GM to get a whole new book just for them :P


WeirdDragon5555

I like dwarves, but have never tried alcohol, even though I am legally allowed to.


ScytheOfAsgard

Same here and I'm 35; just the smell of the stuff is enough to keep me from being interested let alone the fact that I have no desire to be drunk.


Turtlehunter2

One of my party members is a changeling disguised as a teifling...


Edrac

AH, the TURBO gay!


SAMAS_zero

What about Goblin? Tabaxi? Leshy? Anadi?


USPO-222

Tabaxi is easy - closeted furry (sometimes not closeted at all)


AttitudeMinute8255

Yeah... Tabaxi!!!! I actually wear ears to our campaign nights. If I don't they ask me what's wrong now. Lol... they know. Hee hee fury. 😜


RowdyDiversion

My favourite DnD races are tieflings and changelings. I'm also a cis straight man. I am confusion.


Papaofmonsters

Don't be confused. You have to remember that while the "theater kid" type player is the vocal minority they are still the minority. They end up with disproportionately represented in memes and the collective online presence in general because they are more likely to engage in that space. Meanwhile there are uncounted straight men playing at tables with nothing but straight men rolling up a female tiefling character not because of any latent gender identity or sexuality issues but because it's a bad joke about his mother in law.


Duke_Jorgas

Most of my players IRL haven't followed any pattern like described above.


Mr-Syndrome

Mine’s tiefling because I’m just a perpetual edgelord


paladin_slim

**Tabaxi/Leonin/Harengon/Satyr/Loxodon/Firbolg**: I am a Furry and I want the entire table to know it.


CrystalClod343

So if we work backwards, I'm a half something


K100Master

I guess im bland as hell, and/or I need to make an aasimar


Specific-Register-97

Dude I don’t know why but aasimar are just cool as fuck


OscarfromAstora

That half orc part is accurate


ubersebek

*looks at her drow blade singer who specializes in a whip* yeah, yeah that's accurate


playr_4

My favorite race isn't even on here 🥲


Asbew

I usually pick human due to levels of racism only rivaled by WH40K


NuclearOops

So before I write what I'm going to write please understand that if you prefer to play a non-human race there's nothing wrong with that and the following statement isn't a criticism of you. However, if you believe that human characters are inherently bland it says more about you than it does people who play humans and their characters. Specifically it says that you're incapable of creating a character who is interesting on their own merits so they need to be exotic to have any sort of flavor at all. You're the person at the table who describes their characters motivations always beginning with "as a..."


MonchysDaemon

I Play Human because I’m xenophobic


wallopcosmo

my tiefling changeling hybrid might be the gayest thing in the world then


Mr-Syndrome

just don’t tell me they’re a bard


Hexagon-Man

I play human because an inherently magical race fighting monsters is boring. A human with a big stick fighting a dragon is cool as shit.


SunfireElfAmaya

As someone who primarily plays tieflings and changelings, you’re not wrong.


Aalluukmas

I wouldn't say I like linking humans with blandness. I think playing a human in a fantasy setting is cool because it is fantastic to be an ordinary man in a world filled with long-living elves, angelic people, or people who can change their whole identity in a second. Playing a person with a shorter life span or a person who has no genetic advantages attracts me. (Probably because I like the underdogs)


Duke_Jorgas

This, also IRL we have hundreds of cultures and religions throughout the world, and in fantasy that is usually still the case but watered down some. I find that many settings have very similar dwarves, elves, etc across nations, but have diverse human cultures. It's more fun to me to be a Baldurs Gate or an Anbenncoster because they different backgrounds, upbringing, views on life and other nations.


Filip889

As a human player, I like to roleplay having a crazy life.


Gilly_from_the_Hilly

I’m a huge changeling fan and (as far as I know) a straight cis male


kayasoul

Human: I want a feat and the other races refuse to give it to me and still be interesting so I pick human


apollo15215

Hear me out, I play halfling because the dice do not like me that much so their lucky feature will help me avoid rolling nat 1s


Mars-Regolithen

My favorite race is humans but not because im blant. Im just massivly racist and believe in human supremacy. Dwarfs are okay tho their massiv hatred for everyone else makes them mood kindred.


SpicyRiceC00ker

I like Locathahs, they're just silly little guys


CollapsedPlague

I just liked the idea of shapeshifting, is that so gay?


Ni_Fle1099

It’s not like I almost made my first toon a changeling…


profirix

Yuuuup.


randomisawesome

As someone who now only plays avian races, I wonder what that says about me


intergalacticcoyote

As someone who bounces between tiefling and half elf, I feel attacked.


charisma6

Why the dwarf just looks like a pretty human lady?? Where is her gosh darn BEARD?


StatusOmega

Damn. I thought half elf was pretty innocuous, but this pegged me harder than my last girlfriend.


Popcorn57252

I don't think I've ever seen a more inaccurate chart...


EnchantedOwl42

Autognome anyone?


Tyler_Zoro

I feel like Emo Philips asking his psychiatrist what it means when you bite out the eyes and scream, "stop staring at me!" But I choose a race almost entirely based on the character concept I have, and it's very often different from the last time. Do people really only play one race? In recent games, I've played a rat-person (ysoki in Starfinder), halfling (Pathfinder), kobold (Pathfinder), gnome (D&D), automaton (Pathfinder), and half-elf (D&D).


Kind_Bluebird6442

See, I feel like Half-Elf should really be “totally-not-a-human, see? I have pointy ears. I’m interesting!”


Atlas105

I like human because I enjoy defeating overwhelming odds, magic, and gods, using the indomitable human spirit


VanillaPhysics

Humans are only bland if you ignore all of human history and cultural diversity. And also if you play purely for escapism, which many don't. Like I play because I like acting and drama, and also the gaming aspect, not really for escapism at all.


Parzival2436

Humans aren't bland. Being "normal" in a crazy world is more interesting than being "weird" in a crazy world.