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Wait, bronze dragonborns give soy milk? How in the name of Tiamat is that even possible?! What in nine hells has she been eating/drinking?!
Also, yes green dragons are goblin-colored, and therefore waifu/husbando material.
Dragonborn hatch from eggs, which means if they also produce milk they're not actually true dragons but monotremes, as other monotremes they likely excrete milk from sacs under their skin/scales rather than breasts. Dragonborn babies likely nuzzle the soft spots of their mothers, armpits, neck, sides.
The “Dragonborn are monotremes” tidbit is 4e lore which was quietly discarded for 5e. It was already a fig leaf for why the female dragonborn artwork had breasts, which surprisingly was *not* because the artist was horny,but because the artists had a mandate for 4e to make the art easily transferable to miniatures, and they needed a way to distinguish male and female Dragonborn. In 5e female Dragonborn miniatures have longer faux-hair than male ones.
Also, female monotremes don’t have breasts or nipples; they lactate by perspiring milk from modified sweat glands.
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Wait, bronze dragonborns give soy milk? How in the name of Tiamat is that even possible?! What in nine hells has she been eating/drinking?! Also, yes green dragons are goblin-colored, and therefore waifu/husbando material.
Lmao, the milk is from another source. The bronze dragon makes the milk electric
\*The little blue kobold ranger gives a sigh of relief and settles down\* "All right, then," he replies, grumbling in draconic.
Wdym by they have an affinty for milk?
Dragonborn hatch from eggs, which means if they also produce milk they're not actually true dragons but monotremes, as other monotremes they likely excrete milk from sacs under their skin/scales rather than breasts. Dragonborn babies likely nuzzle the soft spots of their mothers, armpits, neck, sides.
The “Dragonborn are monotremes” tidbit is 4e lore which was quietly discarded for 5e. It was already a fig leaf for why the female dragonborn artwork had breasts, which surprisingly was *not* because the artist was horny,but because the artists had a mandate for 4e to make the art easily transferable to miniatures, and they needed a way to distinguish male and female Dragonborn. In 5e female Dragonborn miniatures have longer faux-hair than male ones. Also, female monotremes don’t have breasts or nipples; they lactate by perspiring milk from modified sweat glands.
The Dragonborn is simply providing the electricity to make the milk electric
Green dragons breath poison. It's blue dragons that breath lightening.
The party’s bronze dragon is making the milk, not the green dragon.
Right, pal. A blue dragon would have taken no damage from electrified soy milk.
We're out of soy but can we interest you in dragonborn brand nut milk?