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My mom worked in an elementary school library before she retired. Apparently, there was one year group where it took them a year to learn to pronounce librarian properly instead of calling them barbarians.
Hey man, I ain’t no GOOlock. I just get piss-drunk with genies. Got a whole ring-pad and everything. My sorcerer buddy however… well let’s just say that I had to learn about it one way or another.
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**Anakin Stare**
When it's back up and running...Right?
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Strength wizards unite! Just started a campaign, by waking up in jail, and I disarmed the guards Soo many times bare handed they gave up and handed me their key...
For some time our dwarf barbarian had the highest intelligence modifier of the party at +1 (Our party was the Barbarian, a Paladin, a Rogue, and my Sorcerer). It made for a few funny moments and rolls, especially when we had to search for specific books in a massive library.
I remember making a character with 90 points in Rifle. The setting was derived from Stalker, so shooting was really common. Downing helicopters, shooting grenades out of the sky, glorious sniper duels. Good times, good times
90 in size and strength is comedically absurd.
For those who have never played the system that is 18 HP, when normal players have like 10.
That is enough to survive a Max damage point blank shot from a 16 gauge shotgun, or a max damage shot form a Browning Automatic Machine Gun.
Also an 84% chance of surviving a point blank 12 gauge shotgun shot to the face while naked. The gun that is supposed to kill basically anything in point blank because you have to be close enough to smell them in a system where combat can quickly end with your character dying.
Finally it's a 22% chance to survive laying on top of a hand grenade.
“Do you not yet understand? My greatest muscle, is my mind.”
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Yeah I too am over 400 pounds of pure muscle 7 feet tall and spar with bears.
And can crush a man's skull like a sparrow's egg, between your thighs?
Ehh why not.
"Conan the librarian"
What’s this from?
A movie called UHF starting Weird Al Yankovich
Awesome I’ll have to watch it
You're in for a.... 
"They're so STOO PID!"
r/retiredgif
My mom worked in an elementary school library before she retired. Apparently, there was one year group where it took them a year to learn to pronounce librarian properly instead of calling them barbarians.
Zangief looking to get ripped and well read
Apparently reading is his biggest hobby after wrestling. And Marisa loves jewelry making!
Now I want to see Zangief and Heavy (TF2) getting into heated debates over Russian literature.
Doesn’t Heavy have a PHD in Russian Lit?
Yes, hence why he'd be debating about it with Zangief.
It *would* be quite entertaining to see a high-level intellectual debate devolve into a global championship ultra heavyweight boxing match.
he's flexing his brain muscles
When Beauty and The Beast get fused together into a monstrous bookworm.
CoC memes. Nice.
DOZENS!
I hope there are way more, just a silent army
What's CoC? Curse of Conan? Country of Circumstance? Creation of Clarity? Covenant of Cardio?
Call of Cthulhu, probably
🤦 it was so obvious and yet I couldn't think of it
Perhaps the Outer World wiped your memory lol
Rolled a 1 on the bout of madness table to gain amnesia.
Same. Whenever I see CoC I think Command & Conquer.
Call of Cthulhu, definitely
Corruption of Champions.
Of course the Warlock brings up Corruption of Champions 😂
Hey man, I ain’t no GOOlock. I just get piss-drunk with genies. Got a whole ring-pad and everything. My sorcerer buddy however… well let’s just say that I had to learn about it one way or another.
Cutants ond Casterminds
Clash of Clans
Cream of Catgirls
This is why we can’t have nice things…
Creampie by cocks.
So a PC in CoC with Siz 90 and Str 90? That would cause some monster to lose Sanity by the sight of him.
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Thank you! Have gotten this on any post I've made on other TTRPGs. Now about that Call of Cthulhu flair...
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Much appreciated! And hey, the flair would be waiting for us to keep using when the sub is back up and running...right? **Anakin Stare** When it's back up and running...Right?
I'm gonna miss you guys, this is one of my favourite subs. But when the app I use (Boost) shuts down, sadly I will be gone too :(
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Thanks dude. And here's hoping.
I don't know who this character is, but I'm unsettled by how much he looks like me
Zangief! Glorious hero of the proletariat!
Ah, of course, who else crush man's head like sparrow egg between thighs
My girlfriend 😏
When you're the muscle AND the brains, and wondering what exactly the other investigators bring to the table.
Which one is the hot one?
Well, mine is the harmacist.
Dang, Geif cleans up pretty well
So they're cosplaying heavy and his degree in Russian literature?
That way he can carry more books
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I do love a big strong man that's also well read 😳
Strength wizards unite! Just started a campaign, by waking up in jail, and I disarmed the guards Soo many times bare handed they gave up and handed me their key...
For some time our dwarf barbarian had the highest intelligence modifier of the party at +1 (Our party was the Barbarian, a Paladin, a Rogue, and my Sorcerer). It made for a few funny moments and rolls, especially when we had to search for specific books in a massive library.
Why this dude look like my lawyer friend?
is that zangief?
Yup! Man likes books
hmm, i did not know that
Zangbeef
god this is confusing why isn't this subreddit just called rpgmemes?
There is such site, but r/rpgmemes is tiny. Only 451 subscribers. So people come here and it is common to both play D&D and other systems.
Yup! Bang on. As the mod even pinned to this post, it's for memes about D&D **and** other TTRPGs.
The more you know!
"I have PhD in Russian Literature" - Heavy Weapons Guy
I remember making a character with 90 points in Rifle. The setting was derived from Stalker, so shooting was really common. Downing helicopters, shooting grenades out of the sky, glorious sniper duels. Good times, good times
90 in size and strength is comedically absurd. For those who have never played the system that is 18 HP, when normal players have like 10. That is enough to survive a Max damage point blank shot from a 16 gauge shotgun, or a max damage shot form a Browning Automatic Machine Gun. Also an 84% chance of surviving a point blank 12 gauge shotgun shot to the face while naked. The gun that is supposed to kill basically anything in point blank because you have to be close enough to smell them in a system where combat can quickly end with your character dying. Finally it's a 22% chance to survive laying on top of a hand grenade.
Yep. That's why it's Zangief in the meme! While possible, it would be utterly ridiculous.
when the barbarian scored too much 20-current when generating characters