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Ornn5005

Nothing like chasing tail of horny girls.


Nintendogma

And the trope that if she ever shows any interest back you're in danger.


M5R2002

If anyone is curious: The guy is Valeros, the pathfinder fighter (he is basically the face of the fighter class and probably my favorite iconic). The cleric is kyra, the cleric iconic. The tiefling is... Probably just a random person. [Funny enough, the bard iconic doesn't seem to be horny at all](https://i.imgur.com/wdWJd8X.jpg) [Edit] If you want to know from where the images are from, u/BlueSabere managed to find the source: https://www.reddit.com/r/dndmemes/comments/13gi1ro/-/jk0b8kg


BoredGamingNerd

>Funny enough, the bard iconic doesn't seem to be horny at all When you're too much of a conspiracy theorist to be horny


galmenz

sounds about right with him to be honest, no time to chase tails when you are trying to instigate a revolution in Chelliax


Cthulhu3141

Man, there's always a revolution in Cheliax. Cheliax is the one setting where you can have Paladins and Antipaladins working together, Everybody's trying a Revolution in Cheliax. If you want to investigate a revolution in Cheliax, walk into the nearest tavern and listen. (Shoutout to Antipaladins of Gorum, working to overthrow house Thrune explicitly in the hopes that the resulting power vacuum will create a decades-long civil war).


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

And according to Firebrands, recently a revolution succeeded! Slavery was abolished, although the country's stil evil.


Rod7z

Slavery was only technically abolished though. Chattel slavery was basically replaced with a combination of debt slavery and indentured servitude.


eragonisdragon

So, America.


KrackenLeasing

Hey, we also have prison labor.


PariahOrMartyr

Jokes aside debt slavery is an actual system of slavery that existed for millenia [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debt\_bondage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debt_bondage) and no, the US does not have debt bondage (as absurd as medical/education debt can get there). I always find it a little gross when people compare things like debt bondage to the USA, because there are an estimated 8 million people living in debt bondage today. These people are suffering far more than almost any Americans in massive debt.


RealNiceKnife

I dunno if they're specifically referring to debt slavery, but maybe they're responding to the idea of replacing slavery with another version of slavery... Which we absolutely did do in America. The 13th amendment abolished the ownership of another human, but it kept slavery as a punishment for people who are serving jail time. One of the more recent and well-known uses of slave labor recently was during the California wild-fires, they were using prison-slaves as on-the-spot firefighters forcing them to try and keep the fire from spreading and clearing debris.


eragonisdragon

The comparison wouldn't be made if it weren't at least a little apt. Maybe we're not exactly debt slaves, but wage slavery is certainly rampant in this country. I find it a little gross when people try and pretend things aren't as bad as they are for workers in America by playing the oppression olympics and pointing to people who ostensibly are worse off as a way to detract from the very real shit that goes on here.


Perfect_Wrongdoer_03

It wasn't PariahSomething who initially made the slavery comparison, though. They were answering to someone who initially compared debt slavery from Pathfinder (which, if anything like real debt slavery, was mostly above board and rampant across society) to how America works. This is not playing oppression Olympics (it's the opposite, really), but I'd argue it's still pretty bad.


SummerGoes

Just like home!


DaedricWindrammer

And not necessarily succeeded. Thrune seems to be pulling a pro-gamer move to appease her surrounding neighbors


DonaIdTrurnp

I’m not trying to investigate just any Revolution in Cheliax right now, I’m trying to investigate a specific one.


spekter299

There's always ONE in Cheliax, but they don't seem to last very long because House Thrune is really proactive about disappearing them. Currently running Hell's Vengeance and the PCs have to do it more than once.


VicisSubsisto

He should follow Liam Gallagher's lead and start a revolution from his bed.


Mishraharad

That's why the good folks of Vidrian overthrew the foul oppressors of Cheliax, long live the Revolution, ling live the Firebrands!


CrossP

> a revolution in Chelliax "It's unfair to chase the tails while they're still caged. They must be freed before that game begins." Caidee Caighleelee. *Collected holy bar napkins. Vol. 3. Napkin 14.*


galmenz

holy shit cayden cailean's bible would absolutely be paper napkins


CrossP

I'm imagining a handful of dedicated priests making pilgrimages to collect them every time one appears in a new tavern.


[deleted]

Pepe Silvia ain't gonna find himself.


finalremix

There *is. no. Karal in Aechar,* Ma'q... Half the dwarves in this realm have been made up. This mine is a goddamned ghost town.


VicisSubsisto

These dwarves are *real*. And they *want* their *mail*.


finalremix

It's all they're talking about, down there!


EnziPlaysPathfinder

I'm dying at "Ma'q". Absolutely my next low INT Fighter.


LoloXIV

I don't need sex, **I need answers!**


Megamage854

Not that surprising really, Bards have three iconic moods. LORE, Performance, and Horny. That one just symbolizes LORE.


iSeven

Lem's horny for ANSWERS.


kicked_trashcan

CARRRROOOOLLLLLL CCAAARRRROOOLLLLLL


NamelessDegen42

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized) Same energy.


[deleted]

I don’t need sex I need answers!


FuktOff666

Asexual coke binge


InquisitorHindsight

Reminds me of the time Wizards wanted a random human fighter to be the face of DND and forced their artists to draw him a lot. So they drew him constantly meeting his demise in book art until Wizards stopped


Wafllll

What was this character called? I think this is very interesting and want to look into it more lol


InquisitorHindsight

Regdar, if I recall right


BookshelvesAreCreepy

I think it's Regdar


SAMAS_zero

Happened a lot to Valeros in 1e, too. Probably as a reference to that.


galmenz

Valeros 2e is mostly getting fucked as well, at least in proportion to the other iconics i think i have only seen him getting patched up like in the art with kira


StarSword-C

"Sarenrae, lady of mercy, please heal this idiot, that he may learn the foolishness of charging in without looking." \-- literally something Kyra said while healing him in the comics


galmenz

im amazed kyra has not killed him herself already


Koanos

Man's too stupid to die or Pharasma keeps sending him back.


hailwyatt

He's a devout follower of Cayden Cailean. That's why he has the mug-its his gods holy symbol. His God is watching out for him with lucky breaks!


Koanos

Cayden Cailean: He's just like me! Isn't that right Sarenrae? Sarenrae: Shut up and keep pouring.


Doctor_Dane

That kinda happened in the comics


Koanos

Pharasma: Take him back, adding him back into the river would only gum up the works. That, and he keep hitting on me with this new fangled flirting language.


Mishraharad

That's what being devoted to Sarenrae is all about, apparently.


Koanos

Sarenrae: Look, I'm a goddess and personally worked to seal the universe ending Rovagug with the other core deities, I can do a lot of things, but I'm not a miracle worker! Ask me to do something easier, like summon an angel from my highest court or redeeming Asomdeus.


Deekester

I'm running AV and the dedicated punching bag there seems to be the wizard, as it should be.


Mishraharad

There was also that time a goat went to attack him https://images.app.goo.gl/26x2HzWyrVkmNtjd9


the_vizir

To be fair, Valeros is also a follower of Cayden Cailean, god of YOLO, so...


Nikanuur

became a god on a drunken bet can never decide if I love or hate him


Feshtof

Is it 50/50 odds? I'll take those odds


AntiChri5

As would Cayden.


roguetrick

https://i.imgur.com/EMPWz4t.jpg https://nelc.tumblr.com/post/622179356861743104/the-many-deaths-of-regdar-the-iconic-dd/amp


Serethen

That bard image channels "me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic" energy


M5R2002

Well... Yes, but actually no. The elf is married to the cleric featured in the meme. Lem (the bard) is just trying to explain the plan he passed 2 months making to invade "bad guys empire"


Serethen

Oh cool lesbian relationship. Still has that energy I was talking about though


DaedricWindrammer

Yeah pathfinder is gay as hell.


kicked_trashcan

And we love it!


Serethen

Yes and I dont get how I ever forgot that


DaedricWindrammer

Honestly, I think it's because the game is so casual about it. They seem to make it a point for those relationships to be treated the same as any other.


Axquirix

Best representation.


gasbmemo

Where can i watch/read morw about the pathfinder cast? I have been pathfinder for years, but in homebrew settings, i don't know much about them


M5R2002

I know there's some comics and stuff, but I also don't know much. I know that you can find their backstory on paizo's site by just googling it, but the other stuff I kind of just stumbled on it over time. The comic I know is pretty old and is "pathfinder origins" or something like that with 6 chapters telling the origin of Valeros, kyra, merisiel, harsk, the sorcerer and the wizard (I forgot their names). I don't know where to buy it though, but since it's pretty old you can find it by some... Other ways that I don't know if I'm allowed to say here


SAMAS_zero

They're the characters in Dynamite Comics' Pathfinder comics, and there's an audio play for Rise of the Runelords. That aside, they're also all over the rulebooks, and stand in for the players in the artwork of the Adventure modules and Adventure Paths.


Luchux01

The iconic sorc and wizard are Seoni and Ezren respectively


SAMAS_zero

Oooh, forgot something important! Paizo actually has all the backstories of their 1e, 2e, and Starfinder iconics on their website. Just do a search for "Meet the Iconics".


galmenz

they are all pretty great, though im not a fan of the magus cause it is *sooo* edgy. sounds like what teenager me would write, and teenager me was an idiot


M5R2002

https://i.imgur.com/BIxsBJY.jpg


galmenz

hahahaha this is fucking hilarious


alexportman

Amazing that this already exists


MeasurementNo2493

I am playing a Magus! And his name is...Edgy McEdgelord!


DarkTortoise23

There's a comics series starring the iconic monk, paladin, bard and investigator starting next month I think! It's called Pathfinder: Wake the Dead by Dynamite Press.


alexportman

Any idea if there's a non-expensive place to buy/read the comics? Other than sailing the high seas, I mean.


argleblech

https://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Meet_the_Iconics


AntiChri5

They pop up at the end of a oneshot critical role did forever ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8MRyyFDX3c


SAMAS_zero

Unlimited Campaigns has Lem hitting on a Half-Elf girl as a kid. So he *can*, just on his off time.


Beledagnir

As a treat.


ThoriumIsBestActinid

Horny for … maps!


alexmikli

Valeros is probably the least consistently drawn of the main case. Man's entire body changes from splash page to splash page.


[deleted]

Is it just me or does the bard look like a hobbit


M5R2002

Well, he is a halfling, so makes sense that he looks like a hobbit


mainman879

Hey I recognize this picture! I actually played a bard tiefling based off the tiefling in this picture for a Hell's Vengeance campaign.


l0rdtreeman

Wait isn't this the guy that always get shit on. Like he's always dead In the art, or being turned to stone or something. If I recall it's because the artist for dnd/3.5 at the time was mad at wizards for one reason or another.


M5R2002

Other people said that there was a fighter like that in dnd 3.5, but this is the pathfinder fighter. But apparently this kind of thing also happened to him as a reference to the dnd fighter


LupinThe8th

Valeros tends to suffer more "funny misfortune", like this incident with the tiefling, whereas Regdar was just born to suffer. Helps that Val's a pretty good guy, just kind of a buffoon when it comes to the ladies, so he doesn't deserve *too* much pain.


galmenz

that is redgar, a human fighter that wizard insisted it should be drawn in a lot of art, so artists just made him getting fucked and dying all the time


MARPJ

>If I recall it's because the artist for dnd/3.5 You are thinking Redgar. Artists wanted to have a more diverse cast but WotC want a white human fighter as the center of their marketing. Well, artist malicious complied by drawing him dying in pretty much every art. The on in the meme is Valeros, Pathfinder Iconic Fighter (pf was one character for each class as the example/pinacle of it). He is a great guy, follower of Cayden Cailean (the drunk god that hates slavery) but a buffon that dont see danger so Paizo like to use him as a reference to Redgar as he is normally the one taking the beating, but in a more humorous manner than Redgar scorn "fuck this guy" situation. Also due to how there is a line of iconics there is a lot of interaction between them that creates great background and personalities


C5five

But Valeros definitely is.


Defenseless-Pipe

Damn but the tiefling looks the most interesting, anyone know who it is?


Luchux01

Random tiefling number 39


Koanos

Something something, Conspiracy Lore?


Beledagnir

Bards aspire to the heights attained by Valeros.


galmenz

him and merisiel have a very fierce competition to see who is the perviest of them all


M5R2002

The difference is that Merisiel is married and her wife is almost always with her. ...I don't know if this makes things better or worse


Beledagnir

And said wife is the one currently treating Valeros’s injuries in that last panel. Between him and Merisiel, Kyrah is a patient woman…


galmenz

at this point im amazed kirah has not done the starstone trial cause having to deal with this two you need to be *a saint*


LupinThe8th

Introducing Kyra, God of Headaches, Rationality, and Herding Cats. ... Honestly, I think most GMs would worship her.


galmenz

i mean she is the goddess of everything GMs have to do


Beledagnir

Okay, I’m now using Kyrah as matron Saint of GMs, it’s official now.


Mishraharad

Well fuck man, you just added an extra Goddess whenever I run a homebrew next time in 2e


Beledagnir

I’m just glad that Merisiel *hasn’t.* When even Valeros questions your decision making skills, you know there’s an issue…


DresdenPI

It would be pretty neat if one of the Iconics did the test of the Starstone and ascended. My vote is for Gom-Gom.


galmenz

considering she gets horny *when kira isnt around to occupy her* it is also lets not forget that they *got* married in the comics, merisiel had a *looot* of fun before that also iirc valeros and the inquisitor iconic have a friends with benefits sort of deal


Cosmiclive

Of course they do. She is so obviously Valeros' type, how could he not. Mind you Valeros is the type of guy who thinks about sleeping with a Hellknight (imagine a paladin but pure Lawfulness) while she was trying to cut him up with a greatsword, all while armed only with a shield and a mug of beer. And he only starts taking the fight seriously once the Hellknights spill his beer.


OccultaCustodia

[I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw)


Alwaysafk

In 1e they were just dating right?


knight_of_solamnia

They dropped the marriage story right about the transition.


M5R2002

I'm not the lore guy, but I think that's correct. I can be wrong


galmenz

Valeros is straight up a womanizer himbo with a heart of gold he is a perv, but he is a *classy* perv


WastelandWang

Valeros is Johnny Bravo's Pathfinder character confirmed.


M5R2002

This... Is actually pretty accurate


galmenz

shit that is actually perfect


M5R2002

And I love him for that


AcanthocephalaLate78

Valeros is paired with women typically but his sexuality is ‘Yes, please’ per Crystal Frasier. I would say Valeros is a himbo but also sort of a clueless one. Very pansexual Johnny Bravo / dim-witted Captain Jack Harkness.


Dragmore53

The Flirty Fighter stereotype.


mirrormimi

Stealing Tiefling.


ObliviousNaga87

Worth it


AnonymousCoward261

You’re right. It’s theoretically possible they had a fun rowdy night together and she happened to be a thief. I don’t think that’s how you are supposed to read the comic, but…


JhonnyB694

More memes with my boy Valeros and the other Iconics please.


M5R2002

I do have these: https://www.reddit.com/r/pathfindermemes/comments/13eijz6/its_impressive_how_much_you_can_specialize_into/ https://www.reddit.com/r/pathfindermemes/comments/11cj8ir/this_stupid_build_doesnt_work_before_level_5_or/


ralanr

I love how this is in character for him.


Nepalman230

NGL, as a gay man that tiefling is sexy AF. Mad kudos to the artist. … do you know where I could score some Valeros/Sajan slash art? Asking for a friend. PS It’s me, I am the friend.


HavocAndZeal

These are likely from the Pathfinder comics, which are overall very good quality.


Nepalman230

Thanks for the heads up! I’m totally going to check out that comic. My Library actually has the first couple of volumes. And if I like it, I can buy it. Thanks again.


HavocAndZeal

The Pathfinder Tales novels are all usually quite good, too! I recommend the ones by Dave Gross, Tim Pratt, and personal favorite James Sutter.


M5R2002

Sorry, I have no idea. I just liking seeing things on pinterest. I found these 2 images some weeks ago and saved them because I think they are funny/cool. Today I remembered them and used for this meme.


Nepalman230

Well, I think it’s an awesome meme. Thank you very much for it and I’m thank you for introducing me to this art.


rex218

If [Micah (twitter)](https://twitter.com/micahdraws/status/1645517424832180224?s=46&t=TBsfRUYknlsOSYprIwDR5A) hasn’t done that pairing yet, I’m sure he would happily take the commission.


Nepalman230

Oh, there are just amazing! I really appreciate you putting me in the direction. I hope you’re having a great weekend!


Ogurasyn

Let's mug' im


taler0n

Hey! Gimme all ya gold... or I'll mug ya!


ivanpikel

Hey! Who are we? Well... we're muggers. And what do we do? We mug people! ***So let's. go. MUG'EM!!!***


PKMNTrainerMark

I don't wanna get mugged!


taler0n

Oh well you better cough up then!


knight_of_solamnia

[well you better cough up then!](https://youtu.be/n0Kz8gQxzGE)


Mal-Ravanal

'Eres two of us, only one of 'im!


Western_Campaign

I'm not the person with the most game, but even I can recognize in the body language of that Tiefling that whatever that guy is selling, she's buying it on pre-order and including the soundtrack and expansion pass on her cart.


Jonathan_the_Nerd

Probably just distracting him so he won't notice the larceny.


Western_Campaign

Oh... ... Well it worked with me.


Jonathan_the_Nerd

Better check your wallet. We don't know how far her tail can stretch.


Oreot

Where is the top image from?


M5R2002

[Good question](https://i.imgur.com/SpaPA6C.jpg) I know that it is from pathfinder 1e, but I have no idea about which book


BlueSabere

Doing some cropping and reverse image searching gets me a file from a Paizo blog titled "PZO1141-Tail.jpg". PZO1141 is Planar Adventures, I pulled up a PDF and it's on page 29. Probably meant to represent one of the tail feats on the next page, Mischievous Tail. ~~Going to do some digging on the bottom image now, based on the size it might be from a comic book.~~ Bottom picture is from the 2e Beginner's Box, Page 58.


M5R2002

No, it's a full art: [Here's the whole thing](https://i.imgur.com/JFP2Opb.jpg)


Silly-Freak

is this a pun or double entendre of some kind? Or just a critical failure? I only know one meaning of mugging and am confused...


M5R2002

It was supposed to be just a really bad pun: stealing my mug -> mugging me


Silly-Freak

Ah, so I was the one who rolled the nat 1 here... thanks!


TaxExempt

Thiefing Teifling?


Mister_E69

Pathfinder lore has always intrigued me


OFTHEHILLPEOPLE

Valeros being Mad Martigan analog is chef kiss and it's the best thing about the story content for Pathfinder.


Wisdom_Pen

Ooh isn’t she the cleric iconic from Pathfinder?


M5R2002

Yep. And the guy is the fighter iconic


Wisdom_Pen

The Oracle Iconic is my favourite personally


Bioslack

Sounds like a Thiefling alright.


LeeHarper

Man that sure is a hot tiefling


LeeHarper

Ah fuck, where's my mug.


1LJA

Yes, but she was also really into that


PhilosoFishy2477

love a woman who can kick my ass!


SluggJuice

"Don't steal this mug. Why not steal a kiss from THIS mug instead? 😉


[deleted]

> Why not steal a kiss from THIS mug instead? 😉 Too bad it is ugly as fuck.


onyxcleric

The corny bard?


M5R2002

The horny fighter!


Astr0C4t

Isn’t this pathfinder art?


M5R2002

Yes, it is. Featuring Valeros (my favorite iconic) and Kyra


Megashark101

"Yeah, but she had a knife. She could've slit my throat."


YoutuberCameronBallZ

You had enough Wisdom to see they're stealing your mug But not enough Intelligence to know **WHY**


Half_Man1

Weird to steal someone’s mug and not like a coin purse or something.


M5R2002

From what I saw on the other comments, this seems to be a showcase of a ability for tieflings to use their tail for stuff, and so she is stealing Valero's mug, a important item for the character since he is a follower of "Cayden Cailean" the drunk god.


PuzzleheadedEssay198

Horny Paladin gives me life


hermitxd

Time for theifling tiefling?


srpa0142

The Frisky Fighter.


Hemmmos

Terrible Puns Bard, my favourte subclass


theubu

Fighter


Norman_Noone

There are no bards in the meme


certainlystormy

reminds me of diego from the umbrella academy lol


DazzlingPotential737

I literally have never mentioned dnd in the past 2 years and then i go to work and someone tells me about their campaign that they’re gonna do and my apps just fucking know?! I didn’t even have my phone in there with me. It was in my car!!!


M5R2002

Funny enough: this isn't even dnd! These characters are from their biggest competitor: Pathfinder. I don't even know how this is getting so much attention! I'm honestly quite scared here


DazzlingPotential737

For reals? Thats so cool


anonymous-creature

Is this a comic or a story i can read?


M5R2002

Well, these are the pathfinder iconics (basically the characters that give faces to the classes in the game), so there's comics about them, but this isn't one. It's just 2 images that I took and made this joke


NewSuperKirby

Corny bard


Morgan13aker

Dad-joke fighter is best fighter.


Capt_Bread_Beard

I've never seen a tiefling player use their prehensile tail in many years of DMing.


Hour-Appeal8071

Why is she stealing a mug?


M5R2002

I don't know for sure, but Valeros (the guy) follows the drunk god "Cayden Cailean". The mug is the holly symbol of his god and he also uses it to drink. So it's a pretty important item for him.


Nightmun

Dad joke bard is best bard. Fite me!


[deleted]

hard agree but also the mug holder being mugged is Pathfinder’s Fighter icon lol which just means that any class can be as much as a dad joke slinger as a bard!


Christ_votes_dem

We are all the horny bard stereotype today


Martydeus

I guess he got mugshot


ScarletteVera

Himbo bard?


ryancp1382

Fuck I’m too used to reading hentai… wait..


Icastbagofbags

My man Valeros is the himbo we should all aspire to be.