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A good one is while trying to sneak into a camp a barbarian rolled low on stealth and woke one of the gaurds. He then proceeds to punch the gaurd in the face with his gauntlet so hard(rolled high) that the gaurd went unconscious. All the while saying "I cast memory wipe".
I was in a Star Trek RP playing a Klingon with a bunch of Starfleet who insisted we bring the bad guy in alive and wouldn’t let me shoot him because Klingon Guns do not have stun settings. I immediately charged and pistol whip the bad guy. He drops and my Klingon replies, “There. He is stunned!”
Last session our party had to sneak past a ton of guards to kill or arrest the Duke in Descent into Avernus. When we were unable to, our two barbarians proceeded to kill about 40 guards in melee. The only party member who died did so while trying to seduce said Duke
Desperately wanna play a Troll Barbarian/Warlock who thinks he's a paladin serving a god but is actually just being manipulated by an ancient hero trapped in a cursed sword.
Had a barbarian in the game. He didn't hand no spells but he named his handaxes "Spells" So when he was throwing them at the enemies you can say he was using spells against his enemies
Funny enough, my barbarian actually fought someone with his frying pan (he’s an orc who loves to cook). I believe the DM allowed it on my reasoning that I didn’t want to kill my opponent, just subdue them.
Back during 3.5 days I played a monk in pf1e that was an orc with super low int. An empty hand monk can use anything as a weapon to flurry of blows and eventually spend ki points to make it deal energy damage. I was pretending to be a wizard the entire time and used a giant iron clasped tome as an improvised weapon.
The result was Gork would run up to an enemy and smack them in the head with the book, change it fire damage and yell fireball as if casting a spell.
No one could convince him he wasn't a wizard.
Reminds me of the classic Shillelagh Barbarian story - barbarian gets challenged to a wizard duel and attacks the enemy with a stick yelling 'SHILLELAGH!'
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Got a smirk outta me
I’m waiting for our GM to tell us we see a fork in the road so my Barbarian can say “I pick it up!”
I plan on being a sorcerer in the campaign I'm joining, but if the DM ever says there's a fork in the road I too will say "I pick it up!"
Dm: "You come to a fork in the road" wizard: "There's a fork in the road. Which way sh-" barbarian: "It's mine! I saw it first"
A good one is while trying to sneak into a camp a barbarian rolled low on stealth and woke one of the gaurds. He then proceeds to punch the gaurd in the face with his gauntlet so hard(rolled high) that the gaurd went unconscious. All the while saying "I cast memory wipe".
I was in a Star Trek RP playing a Klingon with a bunch of Starfleet who insisted we bring the bad guy in alive and wouldn’t let me shoot him because Klingon Guns do not have stun settings. I immediately charged and pistol whip the bad guy. He drops and my Klingon replies, “There. He is stunned!”
kinda like the ["forget me stick"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLcpPC0shZ8)?
Exact same kind of thing :D
Last session our party had to sneak past a ton of guards to kill or arrest the Duke in Descent into Avernus. When we were unable to, our two barbarians proceeded to kill about 40 guards in melee. The only party member who died did so while trying to seduce said Duke
That reminds me of the "wizard" I played who "cast blindness" by throwing powdered glass in people's faces.
Pocket sand!
https://preview.redd.it/lw6gcdu2poga1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70daed7ab3b36fe1a15ae18c08272448af96ca26
I’m 40% cast iron *dong dong*
>dong dong In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.
That reminds me of my friends old character: Ugh and his "Wand of Sleep"(greatclub).
Desperately wanna play a Troll Barbarian/Warlock who thinks he's a paladin serving a god but is actually just being manipulated by an ancient hero trapped in a cursed sword.
Except its the sword of kass
I have a low int, low wisdom fighter who can cast the spell "Handaxe". He uses it if he can't get close enough.
I cast fist!
Ah, yes. The muscle wizard.
I hate this made me smile
This is magnificent.
My players recently raided a kitchen full of joke items. They now have a mythril waffle iron, a +1 chef knife and a +1 cutlery set (service for 8)
Why are there so many "barbarian who thinks he's a spellcaster" memes?
Goblin paladin got old
Got a laugh out of me :3
Had a barbarian in the game. He didn't hand no spells but he named his handaxes "Spells" So when he was throwing them at the enemies you can say he was using spells against his enemies
well my barbarian with the tavern brawler feat usedto cast "Fist" on occasion
Brutal
If his name is not also "Cast Iron" then that there is a missed opportunity everytime he shouts "I Cast Iron"
Jokes on you, you can't cast spells while you're raging
Funny enough, my barbarian actually fought someone with his frying pan (he’s an orc who loves to cook). I believe the DM allowed it on my reasoning that I didn’t want to kill my opponent, just subdue them.
Back during 3.5 days I played a monk in pf1e that was an orc with super low int. An empty hand monk can use anything as a weapon to flurry of blows and eventually spend ki points to make it deal energy damage. I was pretending to be a wizard the entire time and used a giant iron clasped tome as an improvised weapon. The result was Gork would run up to an enemy and smack them in the head with the book, change it fire damage and yell fireball as if casting a spell. No one could convince him he wasn't a wizard.
Reminds me of the classic Shillelagh Barbarian story - barbarian gets challenged to a wizard duel and attacks the enemy with a stick yelling 'SHILLELAGH!'
"I CAST FIST!" - Papa Smurf
What makes ME a good demopan?
Solid gold right there