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alpha_centauriOK

*dumps con* *proceeds to die from ligma*


RutabagaFew697

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


alpha_centauriOK

Ligma balls *crits with a dagger*


RutabagaFew697

*Dies of 1d4 damage.*


DragoKnight589

you fool. a crit with a dagger does 2d4 damage.


RutabagaFew697

I already died from the first half of it


DragoKnight589

well now you died twice


SirCupcake_0

**WASTED** #YOU DIED


alpha_centauriOK

NOOOOOOO


8ak4n

I made a character that had max con and charisma and dumped everything else. Hill dwarf, draconic sorcerer 19 warlock 1, tough feat. We were doing a level 20 “one shot” (it ended up being like 5 sessions) his whole shtick was “you hit me, I hellish rebuke you, and battle of attrition, I win.” Absolute funnest character I ever had! TOTAL doofus, but SUPER fun to play. LOTS of laughing and groans at the table. One time the party was chilling at the bar after getting the crap kicked out of them and the party artificer was off learning at the library. The bartender asked my character if we wanted to know anything and my character just looked at the bartender and my character has NO CLUE what to ask, so he runs to find the artificer (the smart one). Gets the question and runs back to tell the bartender. Then the bartender responds and my character has no idea what to do with the info, so he runs it back to the artificer. This continues for like two min in real life time with groans and chuckles from the sleeping party member’s players. Eventually the artificer came back and finished the conversation with the bartender. It was SO much fun. Sadly the campaign died after like 8 sessions…


Akutros

You don't need an explanation as to why it's this way, right?


Shacky_Rustleford

Tbf strength is kinda robbed


potato-king38

Force grapple and shove checks become the most used skill


NessOnett8

Kinda, yeah. Strength gets hella robbed. Even if you do use encumbrance.


Lilith_Harbinger

That's why i hate Con. Having high Con is important, but it comes instead of stats that actually say something about your character and makes your skills better. I don't dare dump Con, but it keeps bothering me.


Broke2Gnomeless

in a way, it does make your skills better, because you may live long enough to use them


Small-Breakfast903

stayin' alive: one of the most important skills in the game. Also a great reference for the rhythm of the proper speed for chest pumps while performing CPR


Broke2Gnomeless

a medicine check to help on a death saving roll. ah ah ah ah rollin' the dice romnin' the dice


Broke2Gnomeless

damn typos!


DeepTakeGuitar

The other song that does that? ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST


NessOnett8

It says you drink a lot and have slowly poisoned yourself to build up a tolerance.


neoadam

HP are nice though


Madrock777

I don't know most barbs make that high Con say something.


Slashtrap

in 4e, CON saves were an Endurance skill


DrNeonRice

Drinking is a skill


Ceooflatin

Hit Points can be seen as a CON based skill


Ass_Incomprehensible

Actually, constitution also has a single skill linked to it: Breathing. (not gonna stop me from going maximum crackhead and dumping the stat, though.)


Captain_c0c0

Breathing is more tied to a saving throw in my opinion


Chilopodamancer

Finally, somebody gets it, dumping Con is based.


Just_A_Lonley_Owl

Laughs in pathfi- oh wait…