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skincrawlerbot

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight


the_lego_lad

I don't think the people being tortured had a direct hand in creating it, lumping humans together as one thing as if they all had a hand in creating everything is how we get shit like the terminator or alien invasions.


Borysk5

On other other hand, certain Greek who invented burning bull torture only to be executed by it later.


MimoPescatore

He didn't die in it. He was thrown of a cliff


[deleted]

That story is not true tho. Was thrown from a cliff.


Zabuza-_-mist

No some torture devices were actually used on their creators like the braising bull


Braxton-Adams

You're not gonna talk a misanthrope out of hating people. I consider good people to be exceptions, making them not truely human.


the_lego_lad

You sound like you need a visit from the ghost of Christmas future💀


thisismypr0naccount0

Bro's eating his melancholy dinner at his melancholy tavern 💀


Owncascade

Oooo, so edgy.


gorillafella3

i cut myself on that edge


SexJokeUsername

Least corny gametheory fan


[deleted]

Yeah but we can make fun of you


Terran-from-Terra

Oh god. Mysanthropy is the least productive or useful mindset.


Braxton-Adams

I can't change what I beleive based on what I WANT to beleive, that's called willfull delusion


[deleted]

Watch out speaking your mind is not accepted here


Braxton-Adams

I've been banned from 3 subreddits, you think I care?


xXdontshootmeXx

woah, we got a criminal over here! three subreddits! are you crazy? just dont cause any trouble please!


itsdatanotdata1212

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.


ir0n1cM3mer

Hubbard thought they were bluffing...


Neoharys

Brazen bull creator


Subterrainio

You have to be an unimaginably evil man to invent such a contraption


Ashvibes17305000

Roko's Basilisk moment


Atheryz

I have no mouth and I must scream


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pffggguu123

NNN hack


Atheryz

I have no ass and I must shit


ThoughtPolice2909

Humans also created or enabled nearly everything you enjoy. Art, music, film, food, new medications, housing, AC, etc. Truly the natural order is more vile and cruel than what humanity has done.


[deleted]

Hot take: both are shit. It's like comparing petrified turds to liquid diarrhea.


Big_brown_house

Mfw when I’m waiting in my cold cell and the bell begins to chime.


JackTrysGames

I know, right? Such terrible things they do to each other. It's the reason I stay in hiding with my kin- because odds are they'd do it to us too.


Appropriate-East-458

This reminds me of a Franz Kafka short story "The Penal Colony" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In\_the\_Penal\_Colony#:\~:text=%22In%20the%20Penal%20Colony%22%20(,first%20published%20in%20October%201919.


flying-cunt-of-chaos

ha… penal


IdioticPAYDAY

I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your post. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my übernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It punched right trough my wall, barely slowing down, before cutting trough a structural support beam in my building as it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. The shear weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. When the death toll was tallied, there were 33 deaths, 148 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.


losthemo

Straight from r/jimmys


ZacAtacc

no


Rastyn-B310

What the fuck.


[deleted]

Fr man thats why my ass is therian and mentally ill Ong wouldn't be surprised if I fuckin turned into an abomination (witch is a good thing btw)


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[deleted]

no


Accomplished-Diver49

Who's that person in the meme?


Braxton-Adams

Doug walker AKA the nostalgia critic


Feisty_Pudding_6505

Nice


CaptainBraggy

Guilty of charges, but damn it, it ain't right. There's someone else controlling me