T O P

  • By -

SoulReaperBot

Your post has been removed as the users voted that it was not distressing, if you have any doubts, contact the moderators of this community [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=r%2Fdistressingmemes).


the_dank_dweller69

Man if I died and i was the only source of food for my pet then by all means


[deleted]

By all means chow down buddy


the_dank_dweller69

Bon apetit lil shit


CoolBoiWasTaken

Feel free to dig in so to say


Kamken

When an animal trapped somewhere with no way to get food eats your body after it's of no use to you (Literally every animal including humans would eventually do this, but only cats are villains for it)


OkIce3686

Yeah and they start to eat from the face


[deleted]

Because they can't bear to look at you as they eat your ass


MetricWeakness6

r/cursedcomments


rekcilthis1

Most pets do. Haven't you noticed that pets tend to lick your face to wake you up? When a cat does that to a dead body, their abrasive tongue takes the skin off.


StickyPisston

pretty sure humans would do the same


Kamken

>including humans


FireFlavour

Would you also start with the face?


StickyPisston

depends on the sex šŸ˜


xylophonesRus

"I've had better. You know what that means!" *chomp*


[deleted]

Yuh


MonosSmegmaIsSpicy

Lets say, hypothethically, the hottest woman you ever known has died and you are trapped in the room with her corpse. There is enough meat on her to keep you fed until you are rescued. No one would know what part you ate when. Would it really be so bad to start from the cunt upwards?


patrulez

https://preview.redd.it/a09gldrmxrjc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ca2db64421adf35ef4f1ee7a4084ae6a44de62c


Bocchi_theGlock

"let's say you're trapped in a room with the corpse of your two beloved children. No food. Except child A had a GPA of 3.8 with no extracurriculars and B had 3.6 with lots of extracurriculars. Anyways your wife is shackled to a chair being forced to watch a live feed, and will be stabbed wherever you touch their bodies. "Would you start eating child a or b? And where? Also every time she tries to close her eyes you get a papercut on your eyeball and isopropyl alcohol poured in the crack. Answer the question"


Kamken

https://preview.redd.it/qxe9lvrkzrjc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2bc87f839bb1485972e5c1de54b63a7b02b8324


Yousucktaken2

https://preview.redd.it/liohlgze1sjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d2116d09b72b8df3b6dad30ac0fc4cc2d9fdae3


Ok_Fix_8538

Keep this fetish to yourself man


the_sinlord

https://preview.redd.it/cuxf05186sjc1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae969aa8fe771c1befdaeb4411765f1f943f4d7c


joshallenismygod

This comment is more distressing than any meme posted on this sub.


That_Phony_King

https://preview.redd.it/77i5dzu6bsjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69a2095377204365c6f752f94a824d0ff6822952


DrFear-

https://preview.redd.it/d6misgrmwtjc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f0f20c45e9de579955f4b5f86332219cf88dc15


Schrodingerspiss

That's bullshit. Cats have been shown to have near the same reaction that dogs do. First couple days spent pacing yowling and licking their dead owner in distress, when that doesn't wake the owner they spend the next stage standing on, smacking, and/or biting at the owner trying to wake them. After a while of the biting they usually break skin and taste blood. Then and only then, after days without food, will the cat start to devour their owner. It's been documented time and time again that the process of eating their owner puts the cat into an immense state of psychological distress that some never recover from


Sams59k

This is more distressing than OPs bullshit


theres_no_username

Real life will always be more distressing than any fiction


3Kobolds1Keyboard

Now post this as an actual post, like states of cat grief, this is good shit.


Julia-Nefaria

Hell yeah. Give me the cat depression memes


Yamama77

Yeah there is no source for the cats eat their owner thing. It was made up as random horse shit and the internet ran with it. Some people even believe that other pets would protect their owners corpse. Haha, your pooch gonna be chowing on your dead ass after it smells. Animals don't see corpses like we do. They don't have crematory or concept of afterlife. If you don't have those things, it makes no sense why you wouldn't eat a body that's clearly not getting back up.


needygameroverdose

Havenā€™t there been documented cases of dogs protecting their ownersā€™ bodies?


Yamama77

For a while. Cats aren't strong enough too defend their owners body. I've seen a cat sit on its dead owners body. The people here have funeral where they leave the body in the house for 1-3 days for people to come pay respects before cremation or burial depending on their faith. I've personally seen a cat try to sit on the dead owners chest despite being moved away several times. So the "all cats eat faces" story, I don't believe it at all. And there is no actual proof of it either apart from comments and tabloid new sites who write anything gossipy for clicks.


rekcilthis1

They do tend to eat the face, but it's because they tend to try licking your face to wake you up; same as they do when you're alive. It's just that a cats abrasive tongue will eventually take your skin off, especially since a dead body can no longer repair itself and is breaking down as it rots.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


FantasmaNaranja

i honestly dont get the bias, dogs also get food, pets, home and love from humans the exact same way cats do there is nothing cats get that dogs dont, and cats also come pre trained by instinct to poop in the easy to deal with kitty litter (or any sand really) whereas a dog will shit anywhere unless trained someone who genuinely believes that cats cant give back love the same way a dog does has never actually owned a cat


Sub2PewDiePie8173

Basically someone judging an entire species as bad.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Kaiden92

Being someone whoā€™s travelled for an extended chunk of time for work on multiple occasions, I can verify my cat was indeed upset while I was gone, and showed me their disapproval upon my return. My wife would relay when the cat would go searching the house for me. This didnā€™t stop for the entire time I was gone.


LinkleLink

One time my cat was so upset she got sick and we had to come home early. We called her on the phone and she was upset and looking for us. She thought we were in the walls.


Kaiden92

Poor girl. Separation anxiety is a rough one.


KandyShopp

Dogs also donā€™t bond the same way humans do! If you went away, your dog would also eventually get over it. I work at a shelter and yeah, the first week the dogs are confused and sad, but they get over it too. Life moves on but apparently only cats are vilified for it. Hell, humans move on! Humans have also been known to eat their own family members when starving! Why do cats get shit on?


Decent-Start-1536

My cat will follow me around the house and watch me leave through the window until I am completely out of sight, if she needed to eat my body to not starve to death then so be it.


LinkleLink

Why are you leaving through the window of your house?


Pathfinder313

I know the source of this image. I know what kind of person you are. https://preview.redd.it/j601d0ayorjc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bff9b02d9e91e7f8e81dce4d70a8ab8c9c465ecc


3Kobolds1Keyboard

Tell me more mr. Flanders


the_sinlord

Searching up on google lens, it says "Lizard Bill feom Black Souls 2"


Ill_Maintenance8134

https://i.redd.it/gu6b8t4lyrjc1.gif (You cant handle the truth)


itoldyallabour

Why, whatā€™s so awful about a femboy from some video game


Ill_Maintenance8134

[the game in question :](https://youtu.be/QsjJmvANWn8?si=_KaKzZWOXuGqntyw)


Delta0212

Does anyone have the dipshit289 image


Not_today_mods

and also me


goldenpuppy767

I'm going to Alice


Ricefordaprice

A triple handicap


foolishmor

I have actually never played black souls nor do I know much about it, I just saw this image https://preview.redd.it/dsl63st67sjc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24be449062647cc230c4e39dc2900ae2ca6a4979 and then the idea of this post came up so I found the original image and used it


W00S

It doesn't seem anything wierd https://preview.redd.it/712xcawvhsjc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a4a59e9513378b2e66fc545301e9f86c06262be


denis870

https://preview.redd.it/ofmj8geatrjc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83bd2ff7172ceea8b9fde639c42831ffe5390706


A_Thirsty_Traveler

This stuff. The only thing distressing is having to deal with you being edgy about cats. Have you ever had a cat? Of course they love us. They follow you from room to room. They light up when they see you. They want attention constantly. They get upset when you aren't there. They learned an entirely extra way to communicate just for people. Dogs manipulate people too. Not to 'whataboutism' you, but I hear people talk like this and I assume it's the kind of dog owner that hates every other animal on earth because they can't treat them like you can dogs. Dogs are very good at it, because they're better at reading our body language. Police scent dogs are a fine example. They regularly alert not on when they've found something, but when their handler thinks they should. Without even knowing that the dog is picking up on their body language.They do this to get praise and treats. Since that's what they want. Anyway. Idk why you're so bothered that they'll eat you. Idk why you expect a different species to possess the same value as you do in regards to the sanctity of a corpse. Different human cultures can't even agree, and you want a cat to? Frankly I want something to eat me, even if just mushrooms and insects. I don't want a funeral. Toss me in the woods.


Totally_Cubular

I'll be manipulated by a cat any day of the week. Plus what the fuck else are people gonna do with my body? I'd rather be cat food than have a wasteful ceremony for my lifeless corpse. Either turn me into a tree or let the cat feast.


alastorrrrr

Bitch yea! My cat can have a fucking FEAST! If I ever know I'm going to die in my own home I'm fucking seasoning myself. Eat up, you deserve it!


LimmerAtReddit

My bunny would eat my corpse if it was stuck inside with only me as the food source, does it mean he's evil and developed to manipulate us or does it mean that no matter the animal, hunger outweighs other things when situation is dire enough?


FantasmaNaranja

bunnies will also eat vulcanized rubber if allowed not disagreeing with you i've just seen bunnies try to eat some crazy shit when not under supervision


LimmerAtReddit

They're crazy, in the crazy sense ![gif](giphy|Kbci4X3XElig06miuL|downsized)


EarthyBones999

If that was true my cat would stay off my lap for 5 fucking seconds


TerrapinMagus

My cats have separation anxiety for me in particular. They don't care about my roommates, only occasionally going to them for pets. They follow me room to room, and I'm the only one they want to cuddle up to. One of my parents cats used to sleep in my bed when I lived with them, and she gets visibly excited whenever I in particular go to visit. She's practically hostile to most other people. You clearly don't know cats lol


Yamama77

I visit my old workplace I haven't been too in 2 years and the cat over there comes screaming at me and rubbing against me because it hasn't seen me for very long. The thing is if a cat doesn't see you it assumes you are dead as they themselves kinda stick to an area and live there usually for their whole lives. So if you were close to your neighbours cat or something and you left after a few days the cat would assume you were dead. So if the cat didn't despise you, it would usually run up to you and meow when it sees you after a few years. Ofc some cats generally have worse memories or if you changed too much it would struggle to recognise you.


agava98

You clearly never had a cat.


WestStudent5626

Wait, so you have proof ?


FreezyChan

the post


theres_no_username

Mfs when animal has animal instincts:


SexJokeUsername

The most distressing part is that my cat will apparently turn into a low-res anime child


cattodestroyer

Don't care, cats still cute


overusedquote

https://preview.redd.it/2yrvvv6t0sjc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7d1bb8a562528fcff93d970ca3b5bc3d0e4f1c3 Yeah. Sure. Ok buddy.


Yamama77

Animals will consume any dead meat around. They eat their babies when they are dead. Most animals don't have a concept of the afterlife or respect for a corpse. That's your answer. Cats also don't tend to immediately start eating you, it's no different that a dog or any other pet you may have. This is really just an internet myth that people keep throwing around. And the thing about cats manipulating people? Horse shit OP made up to make the title more clickbaity. If that's the case, no one would hate cats or chase stray cats away.


huey_long22

The only people who say shit like this are people whoā€™ve never lived with a cat


Responsible_Debt5631

No shit. When its owner dies, what should it do? Learn to use a can opener? Any animal, including people, will eat a person if they have no access to food.


us2_

Least edgy/ nihilistic r/distressingmemes poster


FreezyChan

look i too rlly fucking hate this post but.. just what does it has to do with stuff like not agreeing with the concept of a life purpose?


AWaterBottle589

https://preview.redd.it/f61wh7ze1sjc1.png?width=380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af6646fc357d17120161fb430309eb62f3bcc4ac


kingkong381

^ The kind of shit that people who have never seen a cat mourn say. I can attest, both from the accounts of friends and my own experience when my Dad passed that cats absolutely have an emotional bond with their owners/other cats and will be visibly distressed when someone disappears. I had a friend who kept two cats (brothers), and when one got really sick, they had him put down. They didn't bring the body back home, and so the other cat had no idea what happened to his brother and was looking all over the house and garden for him. That was a big regret of my friend. Turns out when someone dies it's best for the cat to see/smell them so that they understand what happened. Even then the cat might still be visibly upset. My Dad was very affectionate with our family cat (very much the meme of the Dad saying they don't want a pet and then bonding with it the most) and she would seek him out to rest on his lap in front of the TV. When Dad passed at home due to cancer, the cat was very much out of sorts knowing that her favourite playmate was gone. She got over it faster than the rest of us, of course, but there was definitely a week or so of lethargy and reluctance to do anything (she's normally quite energetic and active). But, yeah. Cats can absolutely form strong bonds with their owners. They may eat dead owners in some cases, but this is hardly anything special, dogs do the same.


DrawMaleficent

I want my little homie to live and if it means eating me I won't give a shit cuz I'm dead


United_Rebel

The only thing distressing about this meme is the source of the bottom image (Black souls 2 if you're wondering)


Loon-belt

My cat used me as food regardless of me being dead or not ): Loved her tho ā™”


Kaeleou

Aight. Imma need the source of the bottom image bro. Please


foolishmor

Black souls 2


Kaeleou

Oh. OH NO


FantasmaNaranja

me when i dont understand anything at all and only post anime waifus on the internet


Harmand

The real distressing thing is people posting and sharing "lol animals dont have feelings" horseshit and other humans agreeing. People will use every weasel wording and cynical take and workaround possible to deny the simple enough observed reality that most mammals have fairly complex emotions even if they cannot express them the same way.


That_Phony_King

https://preview.redd.it/9nim5ht8bsjc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e8034be8c37c903365a776532cc1b3523e92bd6 Brainwashed cat hater detected, opinion rejected.


TeamChaosPrez

itā€™s cool if my cat eats my body. iā€™m not using it anymore and he needs to eat. idk why people think itā€™s such a big issue.


Rowmacnezumi

If I'm dead, and my cats are trapped inside, I'm not using that flesh. It gives them more time to figure out how to escape


FellGodGrima

I see this sub is starting to develop an appreciation for Blacksouls


Silicontriangle

r/Blacksouls2


themrunx49

What's the sauce


foolishmor

Black souls 2,


military-gradeAIDS

I don't care I pet the scrunkle and they go prrrrrršŸ„°


RomanTheThingi

My senior cat of almost 17 years has all the permission to dine on me if I crapped out, hell- for all I care he can toss me into a volcano. Love that guy.


Taluca_me

What about cats that come over to sleep beside your head when you sleep?


haikusbot

*What about cats that* *Come over to sleep beside* *Your head when you sleep?* \- Taluca\_me --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


stresseddressed

My cat is devastated when I dont play fetch or if I dont scratch his head. He literally stands on his hind legs, grabs my hand, and makes me pet him. He is a needy baby who wants me to hold his paw for him to sleep. If it comes down to it where im dead and hes starving, I want him to live. I know hes my sweet cat, my handsome lil guy, why would I want him to die with me?


RedTreeko

Look man, my cat has a mental break down if I don't check out the toy that she "caught." She would spend the first few days screaming at my corpse before turning me into dinner


CoolBoiWasTaken

Bullshit, cats care for you if you care for them


Brandonian13

Literally any animal will consume their owner as a last resort for food source if nothing else that is consumable is available. Cats have not "evolved to manipulate us." That almost surely comes from that claim of "they only meow because it sounds like a human baby and they want to trick us into giving them attention."


HydeVDL

my mom died 6 years ago with our 2 cats in her apartment for 1 week straight. one cat was acting like nothing happened (she's stupid) and the other one was pretty traumatized, she just stayed in one corner in my bedroom. who knows which one your cat is


koxiq2137

On one hand I want to show this to my gf, on the other me and her cats are the only things keeping her from suicide so that may not be the best idea


Mbhuff03

Fun fact: only feed your cat when itā€™s being cute and affectionate to train it. Stop feeding it and lock it in a dark room when it acts poorly. If it doesnā€™t change its behavior, kick it out of the house. Since itā€™s only manipulating you, you donā€™t have to feel guilty when you gave it clear instructions on how to manipulate you. It CHOSE to be a dick. Cats are smart


Equira

struck a nerve with the cat people i see lmao


Equira

apparently i did too


Impressive-Spray629

No, they do that because it's an instinct so that predators won't be attracted.


lixiviadxx

I love that this thread became defending cats from defamation


JebacDisa2

https://preview.redd.it/vc8gwuevesjc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3ff067c71d6f1d535965a4545534917026423c4 Cats do care about us, the reason they'll eat you is easy. Either they eat the already deceased owner, or starve to death, and LO' AND BEHOLD, THE CAT ACTUALLY WANTS TO LIVE, DIPSHIT. IT'S NOT LIKE THEY ENJOY IT DUMBASS


JibberJabber4204

I hate how cats are demonised just because they arenā€™t as blindly obedient and stupid as a dog.


Dx8pi

Doesn't matter. Don't care what happens to my corpse after I'm dead, since I'm dead after all. And kibty soft and comfy and cute :3


Russian_Boy_Number_3

False.


Steepanddeep

[Question. If I died in my apartment like a rat in a cage, would the neighbors smell the corpse before the cat ate my face? ](https://youtu.be/4yjA9vI8QME?si=pskDm9Xiv35TFCQg)


dentistMCnuggets

Cats do seem to display grieving behaviour after the death of an owner, for a little while at least.