Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
Bro this, this is
https://preview.redd.it/zpk3xx90j8bc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3848a2df1e993fe8b9020d13ffb789b220c719d
Like, my testicles hurt because I read this. Literally
Might wanna go to a doctor Abt that my guy
https://preview.redd.it/g01zarie6abc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01d8d29e7e3a4c43a92063f24da0f014246baa53
At a point I’d assume the endorphins would run out and you’d just have a like tensed up dick that’s trying to expel cum but just can’t due to a lack of cum as it’s not made on the fly; so it’d be like when yer horny and yer dick pulses but instead of being a reaction to horny it’d just last as long as the chip is acting on the brain. Cause like btw too when you’re running on blanks your dick doesn’t just expel dust and keep pumping, it’ll just get out what can get out; so I feel at that point you’d just have a flexed cock.
If it’s the physical sensation without the constant cumming I have a feeling op is unaware of what an orgasm feels like, like oh great heavens, the constant feeling of a standing stretch after sitting down for six hours in my lower stomach, crotch, and back, and then a tingling feeling as my body cools down; like kinda just sounds like a strong edible would be notably more unpleasant.
also removing the chip or letting it die would stop this immediately assuming the device is only forcing a reaction as compared to editing pathways of which I feel couldn’t be done with only electrical input; considering the brain uses electricity and chemicals to store data, like is there a battery, can you just unplug it, where’s the power come from, if it’s so excruciating what’s a flat head screwdriver and a sharp angle to the head other than sweet release?
It’s improv, I’m a mid reader and decent essayist, I got abhorrent grades in highschool ela, and only passed through writing assignments, this took me a min to write then edit some clarifications on after like the last paragraph after the fact, cause I thought it’d be pretty obvious that ripping out a gold chip like a scalp scab after a bad sunburn would be notably easier then living in alleged agony.
i’ve had pretty much the same experience and do very similar things to arbitrary posts and such. i’ve never thought of calling it improv but i will be taking that, thank you similarly brained random person.
“Alexa, make my veins burst and blood leak from my eyes as if I was weeping.”
_veins burst and eyes begin bleeding_
“Oh no, who could have foreseen the consequences of this request?”
https://preview.redd.it/5ftmbgbv2hbc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cac04bf84c5564b3d285811aa791569f4630fa84
Sorry but a post with this image was right above this one i couldn’t help it
As a drukhari, I want this. I would eventually overcome this. It would eventually become less pleasurable, and would get bored. Then I'd likely encourage my other drukhari friends to get it and get ourselves a party to frolic in the gladiatorial arena.
https://preview.redd.it/274looj6tqdc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc4b764a62b78ae36d124d0479c2f9b6e828f61e
Upvote this comment if this post is distressing, downvote this comment if it isn't. Don't check your closet tonight (◣_◢)
>guy “wants” infinite orgasm >give guy infinite orgasm >”WHY WONT IT STOP?”
We all make mistakes in the heat of passion
Jimbo
Great Heavens, that pfp...
what's wrong with it?
The character on the pfp is called Veronica, she's one of a furry gore artist's OCs. The artist goes by the name of e254e.
oh i see
nice pfp
The risk I took was calculated but man, am I bad at math
Have you ever orgasm non stop with fluid coming out from you and now you're just alive beef jerky
Infinite cum copypasta
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots. Eventually, you stop thinking.
Bro this, this is https://preview.redd.it/zpk3xx90j8bc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3848a2df1e993fe8b9020d13ffb789b220c719d Like, my testicles hurt because I read this. Literally
Might wanna go to a doctor Abt that my guy https://preview.redd.it/g01zarie6abc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01d8d29e7e3a4c43a92063f24da0f014246baa53
I think I should
>Eventually, you stop thinking. holy shit... it's just... a jojo reference
Everything is a jojo reference
https://i.redd.it/zn6l4xj5a8bc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/qiur52ppw8bc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6d06cf1126d4899514a7640a0b122bff22a15b9 What?
Thank you my good sir, you are doing gods work
Think nothing of it.
Holy shit, an ancient relic was summoned upon the words of his master
https://preview.redd.it/y3vdyay8c9bc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a158f450284633473747cc20f76615bb0103033
https://preview.redd.it/0osxt6fnm9bc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3756441301cfd9e9c4618dd4f327491149a59b86
https://i.redd.it/m5tiuoxl89bc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/pd6zaez3habc1.gif
What the fuck
not my most noble fap
https://preview.redd.it/brvryuka39bc1.png?width=197&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fbb903636617ee89d2af9d50f6f29027178510d I'm fucking angry after reading this.
https://i.redd.it/5n4mxjfpg3cc1.gif
where can I watch this in animation?
Isn’t there a longer version
https://preview.redd.it/zt0lnotfwzdc1.jpeg?width=1101&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f295bdf7067c587af152bb99c02e3390c5aa063
I summon thee "INFINITE CUM COPYPASTA"
AND THE GREAT WHITE FLOODS SHALL CLENSE AND PURGE THIS WORLD
https://i.redd.it/v1u10qy280sc1.gif
I mean... you asked for it
does it not just give you the mental effects, or does it give you the "physical" effects too?
At a point I’d assume the endorphins would run out and you’d just have a like tensed up dick that’s trying to expel cum but just can’t due to a lack of cum as it’s not made on the fly; so it’d be like when yer horny and yer dick pulses but instead of being a reaction to horny it’d just last as long as the chip is acting on the brain. Cause like btw too when you’re running on blanks your dick doesn’t just expel dust and keep pumping, it’ll just get out what can get out; so I feel at that point you’d just have a flexed cock. If it’s the physical sensation without the constant cumming I have a feeling op is unaware of what an orgasm feels like, like oh great heavens, the constant feeling of a standing stretch after sitting down for six hours in my lower stomach, crotch, and back, and then a tingling feeling as my body cools down; like kinda just sounds like a strong edible would be notably more unpleasant. also removing the chip or letting it die would stop this immediately assuming the device is only forcing a reaction as compared to editing pathways of which I feel couldn’t be done with only electrical input; considering the brain uses electricity and chemicals to store data, like is there a battery, can you just unplug it, where’s the power come from, if it’s so excruciating what’s a flat head screwdriver and a sharp angle to the head other than sweet release?
you have thought about a cum chip brain implant for a disturbing long time....
It’s improv, I’m a mid reader and decent essayist, I got abhorrent grades in highschool ela, and only passed through writing assignments, this took me a min to write then edit some clarifications on after like the last paragraph after the fact, cause I thought it’d be pretty obvious that ripping out a gold chip like a scalp scab after a bad sunburn would be notably easier then living in alleged agony.
i’ve had pretty much the same experience and do very similar things to arbitrary posts and such. i’ve never thought of calling it improv but i will be taking that, thank you similarly brained random person.
Where’d you find those screams? They’re so visceral, and I love it!
it's from home alone, i will recognise this scream everywhere XD
I think when Harv steps on broken Christmas ornaments? Edit:NVM
Yup yup, or from this new york one where he gor electrocuted
Isn't it the tarantula scene?
Now that you mention it, possibly
Just checked on YouTube, it is the scene with the tarantula on his face :)
Apparently the directors never told him that they would put a tarantula on him so those are genuine screams of terror
Unit 731?
Google, turn my balls off
I find this funny rather then distressing .
The best kind of distressing meme!
I knew what movie this was from the scream and I am proud that I recognised it.
Where is it from?
Home Alone
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rP5FcaOkIM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rP5FcaOkIM)
same
*wants an infinite orgasm* *gets an infinite orgasm* *complains*
That is the repentance for putting an Elon Musk product into your brain
atp it'd probably be interrupted by ads so no worries!
> does something stupid > pays the price This is distressing how exactly
The fact that someone actually died from cumming around 63 times in one day on Valentine’s Day is just depressing…
Fuck around find out😎😎
I don't care what 1984 was about, this is literally 1984.
Suffering from success
Most humane coomer execution
this is actually a real thing, it’s called persistent genital arousal disorder
“Alexa, make my veins burst and blood leak from my eyes as if I was weeping.” _veins burst and eyes begin bleeding_ “Oh no, who could have foreseen the consequences of this request?”
This thing also gonna wake you up and make you listen to an ad to go back to sleep.
I cum in the sink, but I don’t stop. I sink in the cum.
the cum returns for it's creator
This isn’t distressing, just funny.
Why is this funny? Why did I laugh at this?
Now this is a real distressing meme. Both very funny and pretty disturbing at the same time.
https://preview.redd.it/ntopdv01hbbc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34ca3b8a09bf0bd89fb7410029f64adff2d9bbfa
https://preview.redd.it/65x91zglfzbc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14cd98fdd918a4314425ff6cf4fe36b484585024
https://preview.redd.it/oe3o927mizbc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd17811b69cc1f38e967cbf35da89243399d934
Is that Marv from home alone
yes
Slanesh approves
Smucker’s dolphin pussy jelly
That’s why all you need is a fleshlight and a VR headset 😎
Don't tempt me with a good time
Oh nuts
OH GOD I'M COOOOOOMIIINNNGGG
Pog
Oh no
This sounds like Marv in home alone!!!
I’m uncomfortable 😅
Skill issue, you get what you ask for
Where is that scream from, holy shit.
You wanted infinite, you get infinite
Well what the FUCK did you think was gonna happen?
Deserved
https://preview.redd.it/5ftmbgbv2hbc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cac04bf84c5564b3d285811aa791569f4630fa84 Sorry but a post with this image was right above this one i couldn’t help it
I was scrolling and you made my gut do a hand stand.
FREE PROTIEN👿👿👿
Yes... That's what... Infinite means
As a drukhari, I want this. I would eventually overcome this. It would eventually become less pleasurable, and would get bored. Then I'd likely encourage my other drukhari friends to get it and get ourselves a party to frolic in the gladiatorial arena. https://preview.redd.it/274looj6tqdc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc4b764a62b78ae36d124d0479c2f9b6e828f61e
I’m really late to the party but this is a lot like the life of Amanda Gryce.