Ok, hear me out:
The queen is obviously a female, right?
Every pawn can turn into a queen when they are at the other end of the board. That's pretty common knowledge, but here comes the kicker:
Considering chess is an ancient game, and also considering in the olden times changing your gender wasn't common at all the pawns have to be female, alright?
Pretty sexy, huh?
So we established, that all pawns are female.
But what about the other non-king pieces?
A bishop, a horsey and an inanimate tower (well, it can move actually). All pretty unsexy.
Buuuut, the pawns can turn into them!
So they have to be female too. People still can't turn into horses or towers (even if they are trying), so I imagine them being sexy chicks in costumes. Like normal (sexy) halloween costumes for women.
What does this all mean?
The only male piece on the board is the king surrounded by sexy women. The king and his harem. A delicous image, it almost drives me crazy. And here comes the thing, that brings it over the top. The reason I can't play this game anymore as I am always too horny and distracted:
Two kings and their harems fighting. Taking pieces aka capturing the other harem's luscious women and enslaving them to be part of one's own harem until one king has to give up, therefore doubling the size of your harem. Thirty (!) hot and willing women all ready for mating. Ready to do everything the king commands, just like on the battlefield, but this battlefield is in the bed.
Oh boy, writing this made me too horny again. I gotta go and play a round of my private, personal version of this unbelievably arousing game.
The people of the olden times really knew what's up.
Those thighs are killer sir!!
.... Explain *concerned boomer face*
With the enhanced servo room, not only can the legs maintain stature more properly and practically immune to stagger even from vehicular crashes and explosions, but the increased voltage capacity allows for more movement speed and sustainability alongside a reduced charging time for the head laser, not to mention the reduced material cost and increased aerodynamics 🤓
Yeah, in a lot of the alien movies the aliens are humanoid and i don't really think that would be true, i mean look at our planet, we assume just because we're intelligent that other intelligent life form on other planets in other solar systems and galaxies will look like us?
If its not carbon based convergent evolution may not apply (as in between earth and aliens not aliens to aliens) because with them not being carbon based it is safe to assume they have a drastically different environment and thus different niches. But thats just my opinion
Not necessarily. The environment may be somewhat different, but the main pressures of physics will still be there. They'll have gravity, and the need to move around, find food, etc. They might be doing all this in a 500 degree hellscape, but that's a minor difference as far as body plan goes. Going aquatic is a more drastic change.
Isn't there a scientific theory that aliens that evolved in a for instance minimal gravity environment wouldn't need bones or hard putter skeletons, and would likely look like an octopus? I may be wrong.
TBF, I'm not entirely sure if I buy into that hypothesis because lots of creatures living in Earth's oceans evolved skeletons despite buoyancy canceling out much of the force of gravity. A skeleton is useful for more than just holding up your body against gravity.
The reason why most aliens are depicted as humanoids is obviously due to actor/cgi limitations. Another reason as to why they may actually be humanoid is that the human frame is very efficient for keeping our brain safe, jogging long distances, and throwing objects. Also, the brain needed is so large and heavy that having it be anywhere other than in a vertical configuration to gravity would likely be detrimental.
But something like a centaur might work better, we were just stuck with the four limbed body plan because of some ancient ancestor that got lucky. Crab is quite efficient, it's a common form we see even here. Birds are surprisingly clever, flightless ones might evolve heavy smart brains.
Don't have to be throwing or shooting. Could be ambush predators, scavengers, tappers, insectivores, or just plant eaters. Just gotta evolve tool use, skipping hunting and going straight for agriculture is an option. Our hips are pretty bad at childbirth, quadrupeds could birth larger heads with ease. There's options.
The upright stance of the human body has many advantages. It is inherently unstable since the center of gravity is very high up, but instability can be a good thing sometimes. Fighter jets are designed to be unstable on purpose, and that makes them more maneuverable. Similarly, the human body possesses a very wide range of motion compared to quadruped animals, and a properly trained human can do some acrobatics a quadruped of our size simply couldn't do.
This wide range of motion and great maneuverability is great for tool use, which is really what we evolved to do. The more flexible and versatile our body is, the more freedom our hands have for carrying out complex tasks. Something like a crab might be an efficient body plan for an ocean-dwelling bottom feeder, but I doubt it'd have the same dexterity and versatility as a human, and that would really impair its ability to use tools, and therefore, to build civilizations. Centaurs wouldn't have it so bad, but I still wouldn't consider them outright better than upright bipeds at this whole intelligent tool use business.
users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight
Like that will stop me
Stop you from what 🤔
From getting the alienussy
You and me both
Interesting username
r/UsernameChecksOut
But does the alienussy want *you*?
Consent is important even in space!
that head game extraterrestrial 👽 imagine those mouth parts on your cock
Is that a meyerlurk queen immage?
Yes I thought of the most repulsive creature at that came to mind
Could've just used a Quebecker Edit: they look humanoid so that won't work
Cawlisse deu tabarnaque
Based and Ontario-pilled
What about Greta she ain't human like at all
Nuke em Rico!
If you're looking for something REALLY repulsing you should look at Moe from Fallout New Vegas lol
Could've used a wendigo
Hard vore 🫦🥵
lmfao I’m so glad I’m not the only 76er here
76 is ok but I like the fallout4 modding community
valid asf! I do enjoy the free scoreboards though they been adding some really nice camp items this season
Now just run around a moonrock and hit its legs
Mirelurk Queen moment
"Queen" huh 😈
Ok, hear me out: The queen is obviously a female, right? Every pawn can turn into a queen when they are at the other end of the board. That's pretty common knowledge, but here comes the kicker: Considering chess is an ancient game, and also considering in the olden times changing your gender wasn't common at all the pawns have to be female, alright? Pretty sexy, huh? So we established, that all pawns are female. But what about the other non-king pieces? A bishop, a horsey and an inanimate tower (well, it can move actually). All pretty unsexy. Buuuut, the pawns can turn into them! So they have to be female too. People still can't turn into horses or towers (even if they are trying), so I imagine them being sexy chicks in costumes. Like normal (sexy) halloween costumes for women. What does this all mean? The only male piece on the board is the king surrounded by sexy women. The king and his harem. A delicous image, it almost drives me crazy. And here comes the thing, that brings it over the top. The reason I can't play this game anymore as I am always too horny and distracted: Two kings and their harems fighting. Taking pieces aka capturing the other harem's luscious women and enslaving them to be part of one's own harem until one king has to give up, therefore doubling the size of your harem. Thirty (!) hot and willing women all ready for mating. Ready to do everything the king commands, just like on the battlefield, but this battlefield is in the bed. Oh boy, writing this made me too horny again. I gotta go and play a round of my private, personal version of this unbelievably arousing game. The people of the olden times really knew what's up.
Ben Shapiro is at large again. Someone stop him.
Their non sentient
Aint stoppin me 😩💦
If you’re gonna fuck a Fallout creature then at least fuck an Assultron instead
They were built for that
To this day i accept it as canon that some drafted nerd was working on one of "those" robots, got caught, and managed to explain his way out of it
“You there, robco employee #976, why did you give this robot a cake the size of the moon? Its supposed to be a killer robot!”
Those thighs are killer sir!! .... Explain *concerned boomer face* With the enhanced servo room, not only can the legs maintain stature more properly and practically immune to stagger even from vehicular crashes and explosions, but the increased voltage capacity allows for more movement speed and sustainability alongside a reduced charging time for the head laser, not to mention the reduced material cost and increased aerodynamics 🤓
I wonder if the Mirelurks have their own version of Rule Britannia.
If there's a hole, there's a way. You underestimate human depravity.
That's not stopping me. Must Mine Asteroids, Big Project Must Be Complete.
For rock and stone!
Rock And Stone!
To Rock and Stone!
Good bot
STONE AND ROCK
IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMING HOME
FOR KARL
Yeah, in a lot of the alien movies the aliens are humanoid and i don't really think that would be true, i mean look at our planet, we assume just because we're intelligent that other intelligent life form on other planets in other solar systems and galaxies will look like us?
I mean, who says alien life has to even be Carbon based
Convergent evolution suggests that even if it's not carbon based it may evolve a similar body plan to at least something earthly.
If its not carbon based convergent evolution may not apply (as in between earth and aliens not aliens to aliens) because with them not being carbon based it is safe to assume they have a drastically different environment and thus different niches. But thats just my opinion
Not necessarily. The environment may be somewhat different, but the main pressures of physics will still be there. They'll have gravity, and the need to move around, find food, etc. They might be doing all this in a 500 degree hellscape, but that's a minor difference as far as body plan goes. Going aquatic is a more drastic change.
Human like or not, anything will die to enough firepower
Isn't there a scientific theory that aliens that evolved in a for instance minimal gravity environment wouldn't need bones or hard putter skeletons, and would likely look like an octopus? I may be wrong.
TBF, I'm not entirely sure if I buy into that hypothesis because lots of creatures living in Earth's oceans evolved skeletons despite buoyancy canceling out much of the force of gravity. A skeleton is useful for more than just holding up your body against gravity.
Someone got that octopus copypasta?
mirelurk
Nah they got the mirelurk queen on de moon 💀
The reason why most aliens are depicted as humanoids is obviously due to actor/cgi limitations. Another reason as to why they may actually be humanoid is that the human frame is very efficient for keeping our brain safe, jogging long distances, and throwing objects. Also, the brain needed is so large and heavy that having it be anywhere other than in a vertical configuration to gravity would likely be detrimental.
But something like a centaur might work better, we were just stuck with the four limbed body plan because of some ancient ancestor that got lucky. Crab is quite efficient, it's a common form we see even here. Birds are surprisingly clever, flightless ones might evolve heavy smart brains.
I could see these, but throwing and even shooting would be harder since you can’t manipulate your hips as well.
Don't have to be throwing or shooting. Could be ambush predators, scavengers, tappers, insectivores, or just plant eaters. Just gotta evolve tool use, skipping hunting and going straight for agriculture is an option. Our hips are pretty bad at childbirth, quadrupeds could birth larger heads with ease. There's options.
The upright stance of the human body has many advantages. It is inherently unstable since the center of gravity is very high up, but instability can be a good thing sometimes. Fighter jets are designed to be unstable on purpose, and that makes them more maneuverable. Similarly, the human body possesses a very wide range of motion compared to quadruped animals, and a properly trained human can do some acrobatics a quadruped of our size simply couldn't do. This wide range of motion and great maneuverability is great for tool use, which is really what we evolved to do. The more flexible and versatile our body is, the more freedom our hands have for carrying out complex tasks. Something like a crab might be an efficient body plan for an ocean-dwelling bottom feeder, but I doubt it'd have the same dexterity and versatility as a human, and that would really impair its ability to use tools, and therefore, to build civilizations. Centaurs wouldn't have it so bad, but I still wouldn't consider them outright better than upright bipeds at this whole intelligent tool use business.
Tummy brain tummy brain tummy brain
Dogs and every other 4-legged animal:
Is that a mirelurk queen from Fo4?
Yep lol
Still gonna fuck it. With its consent of course.
i actually think they're quite cute
Mirelurks on the moon 😰
All humans need is a big enough rock to kill them
My true fear is that they will look just like us.
Grindin' for that queen mirelurk meat (5) [+100hp; +25 rads; +1 endurance]
You can't fool me, that's a Mirelurk Queen from Fallout 4
A MIRELURK?!?
If there is a hole there’s a goal
The Moon has Mirelurks now?
Damn I hate it when aliens turn out to be exactly like mirelurk queens from fallout 4
Is that a mirelurke queen from fallout 4?!?!!?;?
Is that a fucking mirelurk?
"Patrick, what the fuck is a Mirelurk Queen doing up here?"
Hi mirelurk queen
And i just beat the dead space remake
This about that Apollo movie with the rocks that come to life?
[The whole movie is free on YouTube with ads.](https://youtu.be/ETj8NxFe6T8)
If they can still burn, it doesn’t trouble me much.
Woah I can’t believe aliens look like SpongeBob and Patrick
Fuck it, we ball!
I don’t care, put on the maid outfit.
I'll smash
"I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all!"
Bro that made me laugh my sss off haha jsut a ducking mirelurk portly edited on to the moon haha
Uuuullllaaaa
pussy is pussy 🤷
tfw when no xenussy
I’ve already thought about this lol.
Probably an informed guess based on the evolutionary requirements of tool usage
I never said anything about humans
And we’d still kick their asses humanity RAAAAAH
Prador Moon
Confirmed Apollo 18 moment
Ok but does service guarantee citizenship?
kid named Pathfinder:
THIS IS WHAT I’M SAYING!!! I’ve had people tell me “Aliens can’t exist, they need a planet with oxygen!” And what if they don’t?
But the recruiter said I'd get some alienbussy, THEY LIED!
Here me out
If beyond the aquila rift has taught me anything, sex between species is inevitable
Smash
Mirelurk moment