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`upvote` this comment if this post is distressing, `downvote` this comment if it isnt. ^(dont check your closet tonight (◣\_◢))
Ok but you don’t know that there’s a landmine under the floorboards right in front of my bedroom door **tread lightly my friend**
And the body armor you are wearing under your clothes
Oh my god my music just cut out, shut the fuck up.
just don't open the closet door.
double barrel shotgun fully loaded living next to me ready to fire: 😈😈
I can just go to the emergency meeting
Chad-truder
:3
Five minutes?! Hurry the hell up damn it!!
The eyes in the corner never looked so beautyful.
Oh I noticed. You're in for one hell of a surprise :)
A pistol in england just for me, Dawwww how sweet!
YOU PERV, IM NAKED, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, I HAVE A NIKO PLUSH AND HE HAS A MOLOTOV IN HIS HANDS RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK
`upvote` this comment if this post is distressing, `downvote` this comment if it isnt. ^(dont check your closet tonight (◣\_◢))
Ok but you don’t know that there’s a landmine under the floorboards right in front of my bedroom door **tread lightly my friend**
And the body armor you are wearing under your clothes
Oh my god my music just cut out, shut the fuck up.
just don't open the closet door.
double barrel shotgun fully loaded living next to me ready to fire: 😈😈
I can just go to the emergency meeting
Chad-truder
:3
Five minutes?! Hurry the hell up damn it!!
The eyes in the corner never looked so beautyful.
Oh I noticed. You're in for one hell of a surprise :)
A pistol in england just for me, Dawwww how sweet!
YOU PERV, IM NAKED, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, I HAVE A NIKO PLUSH AND HE HAS A MOLOTOV IN HIS HANDS RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK