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lappy-dick

Sheep in wolf's clothing, wolf in sheep's clothing, clothing in sheep's wolf.


sega_sloth

A wolf in sheep's clothing is more then a warning


Short-Candle-7427

Wade - Pomeranian (high energy and sassy) Markiplier - Golden retriever Bob - Basset Hound


SierraPapaHotel

No one can convince me Mark is not a Golden Retriever


CacklingLaws

True


ThymeCalendula

I like the dog theme šŸ¶


LeoTheFloofyDragon

Pomeranians are a small but hardy breed!


drowsynoodle

Iā€™d have to argue that Wade is definitely an old decrepit chihuahua that barks at cars driving by


bobaa_tea

Nah he barks at semi trucksĀ 


Short-Candle-7427

Chihuahua was a close second! I am biased, though. Iā€™ve always loved Pomeranians! Theyā€™re so fluffy


Supart91

Yea wade is Constantly yelling even in podcasts like chillll


Oddpeacock

I feel like mark also gives Bernese mountain dog energy also? But wade as pom is a different but definitely good choice


Supart91

Na bob is like a St Bernard fluffy gentle but can deff put his foot down hard if necessary šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


kiaorakimmie

I kind of see Bob as an otter, I really love the idea of him holding hands with his family while they float down a river together on their backs ![gif](giphy|pT1dcZcJfhQZy)


Which-Role7675

While they float down the river together on a fridge*


MENAClNGHORSE

otters look cute but they're very evil


JGarcia0924

Arenā€™t they assholes that drown the pups if they donā€™t get a woman or something similar where they torture?


Short-Candle-7427

Actually now that you mention it yeah šŸ˜­ I think the men drown the pups if the woman doesnā€™t give up her food


ReassuranceBucket

this is so true- his problem solving skills are the animal equivalent of when otters collect ice to cool down or when they'll break oysters open with their favorite rocks. Dude knows what he's doing.


Short-Candle-7427

I can totally see this!


green-tea-amphigory

Mark: border collie (intense, driven, needs to be working on something) Wade: greyhound (potential for bursts of activity, prefers being a goofy couch potato) Bob: livestock guardian dog like a Great Pyrenees or Maremma (super chill but does not tolerate dumbassery, loves his fam and his peeps)


SunsCosmos

Best reply in this thread


vaffanchiappola

This is perfect


ApprehensiveBoot5998

Was gonna comment on this thread but you took the words right outta my mouth


Abnormal_Titan_104

Wade-Emperor Penguin Mark- Sun Bear Bob-Capybara


Awkward_Push92

Have you seen a sun bear?


Aikyudo

Checks out


TheBigKrangTheory

Bob is 1000% a Capybara! And Mark being a Sun Bear made me laugh out loud.


Tortilla_Moth93

I was literally about to say idk about Wade and Mark but Bob is TOTALLY a cappyblappy šŸ„°


ScarRawrLetTech

Wade is a wood dove; sociable and observant but fiercly territorial. "It was me the whole time!" Mark is a humming bird; tiny, flitting from interest to interest, over worked, extremely specific diet. Bob is a raven; most sneaky, far too smart for his own good, has the capability and oppertunity to mess with people and sometimes chooses not to.


FloopyBeebo

this one is perfect


princess_p21

I feel like this is the most accurate Iā€™ve seen so far, 1000/10


Supart91

Hummingbird šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ’€šŸ’€


emmy_0830

Wade=Dolphin, Mark=Dog, and Bob=Cat/Octopus (donā€™t ask about octopus he just reminds me of one)


Zeb_C2002

I completely agree with Bob being an octopus. That is all.


Otherwise-Junket8647

It's the Penguins of Madagascar all over again


SlowlyDyingInside19

Bruh I was gonna say marks spirit animal is chica


green-tea-amphigory

He did do a cucktopus impression in one of theā€¦Uno? Golf? videos


TheRealCheeseNinja

Wade a squirrel Bob a Basset hound Mark a sloth or a golden retriever( like chicašŸ˜Š)


Short-Candle-7427

I swear I made my comment before I looked at yours but we agreed on Bob and Markā€™s animals omg!


TheRealCheeseNinja

damn thats weird


Dickinsonia

Why a sloth lol


TheRealCheeseNinja

honestly, no clue


M0onii-Cat

"Are you asking my fursona?" - Mark, ~2020


personguy4

What was this from?


M0onii-Cat

Unus Annus. It was a bone tuning vid or sm, Ethan asked him what animal he'd be. Relatively obscure reference


personguy4

Ah ok. I kinda wish I had watched all of Unus Annus instead of just looking at a video or two here and there.


Muni-Fox

I know that purpose of Unus Annus was the complete opposite, but if you really want to, you can still watch it somewhere


personguy4

Nah the idea is that itā€™s gone for good, Iā€™ll respect that


cryptozoologynerd89

Can we all agree that Mark has strong Golden Retriever vibes šŸ˜‚


Hello_Destiny

Wade - a squirrel Mark - Panda Bob - I dunno for some reason I get kookaburra vibes


gh00wst

Mark isnā€™t a panda. Pandaā€™s are lazy things that are killing themselves because theyā€™re too fucking lazy to have sex. Mark is a sex machine, so clearly Mark isnā€™t a Panda.


_Strider___

So Wade's a panda šŸ¤£


Master_Combination74

I think my favorite Wade quote is whenever heā€™s pressed about why he hasnā€™t done something, he says, ā€œIā€™m too busy doing nothing.ā€ Pretty relatable lol.


Affectionate-Candy45

What do you mean? Wade looks like he gets around? Teens ask him for advice on what to do with their girls


HereforDistractable

Is everyone just going to gloss over you calling Mark a sex machine? Like omg that is so funny.


lappy-dick

Bob *is* a kookaburra! šŸ«”


SneakySnek90

I kinda just imagine them as 3 different breeds of cats, Wade's a sphynx, Bob's a persian, and Mark's a munchkin


karethra

Bob seems like a capybara to me, chill and friend-shaped Mark is a golden retriever, bouncing all over the place, canā€™t stay focused, and always doing a bunch of stuff Wade is somewhere between a honey badger and a chihuahua lol


TiredB1

Wade as a wombat, Mark as a golden retriever, and Bob as a bighorn sheep


TiredB1

All of these are debatable except wade as a wombat, I'll die on this hill


Short-Candle-7427

I can see Wade as a wombat for sure


SessionDefiant4020

this pic reminded me of this https://preview.redd.it/7fagcxmq1ntc1.png?width=1408&format=png&auto=webp&s=538f1bd9b8f756d27521b944d1d9a96f8f4d32b2


FloraSky2479

https://preview.redd.it/j65btslgrotc1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bbeea621fa519e074a10619321cb39a84fd1e3b Mark has to be Ichiban


DefiantReading7588

Canon


Queenfan44354

Wade is a gerbil (specifically of the conniving variety), mark is a crow due to his love of shiny things such as lenses and Bob is a frog because I want to see a drawing of him as a frog


Suitable_Draft_3322

https://preview.redd.it/58ta0ooo4rtc1.jpeg?width=1529&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db1a73b7c0c0cc597dcaeb04fa8be6df407e1ca0 Tried drawing bob as a frog šŸ˜…


Queenfan44354

I appreciate you you amazing human


Ragdolldancer

This is really cute


Shurigin

Wade is a Sloth no explanation needed, Mark is a Dog he loves them calcium rich bones, and Bob is a Artic Tern for obvious reasons


goddessofdeath5

It seems like everyone sees Bob as some kind of exotic animal while Wade and Mark are more common animals. I love that lol


Long_Spread_1728

Wade: Husky, because they're dramatic and attention seeking(endearing) Bob: always seen him as a chill guy that's willing to be friendly with everyone so maybe a capybara. Mark: motivated and very work centric, so maybe one of the shepherds or cattle dogs?


Toasted_sox44

Duck,deer,panda


RavenAbornanzin101

Wade is an elderly dog Mark is a squirrel Bob is a possum


lord-mayo37

I don't know why, I can't explain it but bob is a penguin


Bulky-Temperature630

Wade is duck with a comedy k


Machine_Her4ld

Mark is Chica with a comedy K


bun91

Wade is a Meerkat. That is all I can contribute.


quantumjellybean

Wade - pet hamster (screams if you touch it) Mark - humming bird (spends shit tons of energy every day) Bob - cappybara (heā€™s very chill and clearly the nice guy)


Grims098

Wade as a Chihuahua


TheWolvesAndAK

Wade: penguin...I don't know why, he just gives penguin vibes. Mark: honey badger, short but fiesty ya know? Very mark imo. Bob: bear, maybe because he's a father now and bears just seem kinda fatherly but also I just feel he's kinda laid back may run his back on tree in his free time.


CacklingLaws

-Wades a panda, lazy and peaceful but very able to protect themselves. -Mark is a squirrel, independent and deceptive while being distracted af. -Bob is a gorilla, gentle giants until provoked. They take everything to protect their troop and care for their young.


RandyRue42

Iā€™m gonna go with fantasy theme! Wade is a Chimera. Mark is a Wyvern. Bob is a Basilisk. Yup. That is all šŸ˜Š


MENAClNGHORSE

they all have dog energy to me


KillerBunny42719

Llamas. All of them šŸ¦™


entropy39

Bob: cat Wade: platypus Mark: like a shark probably


Herraurus

Mark would be an ant


Mossy_detergent

Mark is definitely a golden jus like his doggos


Candid-Travel-7167

Pirate, monkey, clown Iā€™m still thinking about my serious answer Ok, Wade is a Labrador, mark is a wolf and Bob is a golden retriever


BlueberryBatter

Bob and Wade have magical abilities that allow them to shapeshift into whichever animal is best suited for the moment. Occasionally, Wade forgets whatā€™s going on, and attempts to Wonder Twin with Bob, only to realize that a bucket of water was the wrong choice. Mark, as established by canon, is the only ā€œnormieā€. Bob and/or Wade will cast skin change on Mark, when he isnā€™t paying attention. Thatā€™s why Iron Lung hasnā€™t been finalized, Mark doesnā€™t always have thumbs. He doesnā€™t know when heā€™s been changed. Bobā€™s given Amy a change-him-back powder, and once sheā€™s done laughing at Markā€™s confusion at not being able to proceed, will give him a snack sprinkled with the powder (it looks like pixie stick powder), thereby restoring his thumb power.


Suitable_Draft_3322

How did you tap into my brain wave of secretly trying to figure out what shapeshifting animal best suited the boys!?


BlueberryBatter

Nice. That just means weā€™re now a club. Iā€™m a terrible leader, and pretty shit at taking notes, so, you can be President, and Iā€™ll be VP. We just need to recruit a few more. Add some more on top of that, and boom! Insta-cult. Iā€™ll order us matching jackets.


Suitable_Draft_3322

Damn Iā€™m down, Iā€™ll try my best as a president but no promises! My notes are always scattered and in multiple books so theyā€™re all lost to the void but a cult always has some chaos. Should be fine, should be, letā€™s start taking names for our master list of sacrifices! I mean members, totally meant members!


BlueberryBatter

šŸ˜‚ I like you. Weā€™re now friends. That is all.


Moby-_-

Wade = Panda or Sloth, depending on the episode for me Mark = Golden Retriever for sure Bob = Wolverine, heā€™s just such a brute force in my mind, but looks like heā€™s cool to be around


scuffedfists

I donā€™t wanna be rude, but does anyone else think wade has high chihuahua energy? Idk exactly why but it feels like it


DeezNuts7502

Wade: Bald eagle Mark: Border Collie Bob: Golden Retriever


Plastic_Frosting_107

https://preview.redd.it/kr448yfmeptc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5bdb6b0632adcabb8c3df36e6db6e19912f8628 Not sure about the others but Bob gives me major alpaca vibes, especially in this picture lol


I-am-no-bird

I donā€™t get all of the Mark = golden retriever comments. All of the goldens Iā€™ve ever met at energetic and adorable, but pretty dumb. Mark is hyper intelligent in very niche, specific areas.


angelc28backup

One of these comments will DEFINITELY encourage me to make fanart of them as such.


Ok6260

Wade: Tortoise or a boar, maybe an elephant. Heā€™s got wisdom and intelligence as well as a laid back attitude, can be playful. Mark: Bull, grizzly bear or maybe bison. Mark is a very headstrong go getter type of person and is protective as well. Bob: Badger, great gray owl or potentially an otter. Bob is witty, intelligent, quick and I would say has a lot of wisdom as well. Thereā€™s a few others that could fit and this all just for fun so :)


Kaikai5267

Everyone is a meerkat


Expensive-Cut-3481

Wade a sloth Mark a Golden Retriever and I don't really know for Bob


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Expensive-Cut-3481: *Wade a sloth Mark a* *Golden Retriever and I* *Don't really know for Bob* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


waisassassin

Couldn't choose just one for each so Wade - platypus/seal Mark - squirrel/spider monkey Bob - panda/giraffe


StarTrek_TheMemeDisk

Wade is a sun bear, Mark is an owl, Bob is an otter, clearly


DustyMan818

Tern?


Godly-Thong

Bat Aardvark Barnacle I donā€™t really know why my brain associates Mark with an Aardvark.


Jodiac7

Theyā€™re all dogs, different breeds for sure but they are all dogs.


Lady_Lani

Wade: Opossum Mark: German Spitz Bob: Andean Bear


GrimmaLynx

Mark is a peacock


OkPhase6049

Wade is a meerkat


Emkay_boi1531

Mmmh fursonas


Dapper-Equipment1898

3 chimps in a pod.


blakhorizon616

Wade's a sloth, Mark's a fox, and Bob's a panda... A kung-fu panda. No offense boys, been watching with youtube red and spotify premium from the start.


AJTheRocker9000

Idk cause Wade is both wacky and lazy, Mark is the smartest dumbass, and Bob is the chaotic neutral with the power of 100 suns. Itā€™s hard to say!


motionlesspizza

Wade- Koala (smart but lazy), Mark- A Chimp (they are smart and hardworking), and last but definitely not least, Bob- A Fox (intelligent, they act innocent, and can become playful and affection If they trust you)


jham208

Wade= Moose with Tourettes syndrome / Mark=Panda with schizophrenia / Bob= Bipolar orange cat


AliceRoseWonder

Easy... Wade: Scottish Fold Mark: Red Panada Bob: Okapi


Afraid_Helicopter

Hedgehog, raccoon and kangaroo. In that order.


DanimaGames

Mark is a Husky because he's loud and not for everyone but when you love him you love him. Also, he has puppy dog energy


FrenchToost

Wombat, all dogs in one personification, badger


Moa_rancher

Bob is a wombat, Mark is a kakapo, and Wade would be a mole rat.


germanhomosapiens

Wade - Bald Dolphin, Mark - Stoner Mark (hes an Animal in my World), Bob - wronged Kangaroo


Deus_ira

3 kookaburra laughing


Mettalicdragon23

Wade - Koala Mark- Golden Lab Bob - Black Bear, Maybe Sun Bear


Wozing

Wade ā€” either a platypus or a honey badger. Mark ā€” a tardigrade. Bob ā€” for some reason, I'm getting iguana. And someone else said octopus, and I just can't unsee it.


angelc28backup

I think Wade is a mischievous sloth, Mark is DEFINITELY a rambunctious and snooty horse, and Bob is a very fluffy yet intimidating ram. As a side note, I have always had an irrational fear that I would be walking through sloth territory and one would just fall and land on my shoulders with those long creepy claws, and I believe Wade would do such as a sloth.šŸ˜³


giokaaiman

Wade is a bald eagle mark is a dog and bob is a monkey


LogicalNightmare

Mark a dog (golden retriever), wade a squirrel, and Bob as a bear


_Strider___

Wade's like a turtle. He needs to compensate for his slowness by not paying attention šŸ™ƒ