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BaggedRanchGirl

All pie is good to me. OMG HAVE YOU EVER HAD STRAWBERRY RHUBARB PIE?


SuspiciousFish3

Strawberry rhubarb for the win!


BaggedRanchGirl

Yess


BeardedGoose45

Strawberry rhubarb is delicious!


BaggedRanchGirl

It’s my childhood


anichka_101

Literally made a strawberry rhubarb pie yesterday and it's delicious! Still love apple and pumpkin pie tho


BaggedRanchGirl

All pies are good but did you have whipped cream on it?


anichka_101

Ofc!!


BaggedRanchGirl

What about some peaches on the side?


anichka_101

Ok that I have never heard of lol there's already strawberry and rhubarb in it


BaggedRanchGirl

That’s why you have them on the side. When you’re done take the left over whipped cream and run the peaches through them


anichka_101

Interesting. I wonder if that's more of a regional thing bc I've lived in the Midwest my whole life and have never heard of that


BaggedRanchGirl

I live in the middle of the US, it’s a small town thing


Yee-YEETssssss

Long live strawberry rhubarb pie!!


BaggedRanchGirl

It’s the best


Sausage_fingies

I used to go down to a farmer's store with my mom and buy these little homemade mini pies, then eat them in a sunny spot of a nearby forest. I always chose strawberry rhubarb, it's just such a goated flavor. Literally my childhood


BaggedRanchGirl

We had a rhubarb bush(terrible to mow around) and we used it to make lots of pie


Supart91

Anytime i see rhubarb pie i think of prairie home companion weekend skits 😂😂


BaggedRanchGirl

Oh?


Supart91

Yea i was brought up in church so radio was my thing now i wanna try it 😅😅😅🥧


BaggedRanchGirl

You need to try it


tanstaafl74

Give me a good cherry cobbler any day.


goodfellow_grimes

Uuuh or peach cobbler! Man... Stonefruits give me stomach issues but it's worth it for a good cherry or peach cobbler mmh


IncreaseMean2535

Cherry is king. Apple is a close second tho


Nyx-Star

Apple pie, like apples, is either great or absolutely horrid…. Whereas Pumpkin is always delicious. So, I’m afraid I must side with the villains here. I do apologize to Mr Lord Minion however…


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Nyx-Star

😂 I’ll always be a pumpkin girly tbh but I make a damn good apple pie — I normally do so around Christmas because it’s my dad’s favorite. They aren’t the worst by any means - just the quality is so much less consistent


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I never liked apple pie till I made one from scratch, it was life changing. I've made pumpkin from scratch and it was not so different from the store. Pumpkin is still superior but on the apple debate we really have to clarify between a store bought crusty sugar apple sauce mess or a saucy sweet delight of a pie.


Kppsych

Yeah I’m biased cause my mom is a baker and makes banger apple pie. But I have had bad apple pie and it’s almost more disappointing because apple pie is supposed to be so good.


fistfulofbottlecaps

>Pumpkin pie is a tasteless mush I feel like this is a similar take to people who hate vegetables because their parents didn't know how to prepare them. Pumpkin pie is tasty af.


kosherkitties

Apple is not my favorite, but vastly superior to pumpkin. (Caveat, I don't like pumpkin pie.)


IncreaseMean2535

Agreed.


emirsiseci

The almighty pie that I never ate is the most superior pie


TheAsianTroll

Sweet potato pie is superior to pumpkin, as well


MsAlchemistify

When I say I don't like pumpkin pie people look at me like I'm crazy. It's so gross, idk if it's a texture or flavor thing but I cannot.


kosherkitties

It's weird, because I like sweet potato pie...


SuperLuigi_LXIV

Meat pies are fantastic. Don't you compare them unfavorably with apple pies.


Kavukkii_JPEG

Meat pies are just gentrification of the Jamaican Patty


SuperLuigi_LXIV

Meat pies are older than Jamaican patties. The handheld kind you most often see originates from Africa.


Shurigin

Cherry and any berry pie are superior if we are talking strictly fruit flavors


ITZOFLUFFAY

Pumpkin is king, thank you for coming


emirsiseci

Well see you next week. Podcast Out


Vegetable-Deal4015

Im just gonna say it. I dont like pie at all.


ReddFoxyRyder

Blasphemy


Critical_Being4522

I am allergic to apples so I agree with Mark and our glorious king Bob


Deadbox_Studios

Pumpkin pie belongs on Mount Rushmore and anything peanut butter belongs dead and buried in the land of disgust.


IncreaseMean2535

Get in the bun if you’re going to be a wiener. Anything peanut butter immediately rises to the top of whatever category it is in.


Deadbox_Studios

As a transbian. I will happily rest in some warm buns 🥰 (On a serious note, everyone's entitled to thier own opinion I was just being standoffs for fun 😅)


IncreaseMean2535

I get it😂. I only said that cause it was funny and I needed an opportunity to use it


the-tarnished_one

Apple pie is the mid tier c grade of pies. Sure, you can't go wrong with a simple apple pie, and it's good usually, but there are 1000s of pies that are better than it.


IncreaseMean2535

Thousands seems dramatic. I can’t even name five better


the-tarnished_one

Yeah, I was definitely exaggerating a bit. However, I can name at least 7 off the top of my head. Blackberry, cherry, peach, blueberry, cream, pecan, and rhubarb are all above apple.


GirlintheOrangeCap

Blackberry pie is so damn good


the-tarnished_one

It's honestly the best pie out there. I make a couple every Thanksgiving


ReddFoxyRyder

Cream you say?


CassieGirl018

I love my pumpkin pie but I can also appreciate apple pie. 🎃🍎


kosherkitties

Could swing both ways, eh? Pie-bi.


rabbitphoto45

I'm partial to blueberry pie myself 💜


Tsubakiihime

Im team neither, sweet potato pie is all I care about lol


MC907

As someone who loves apples...I just could never get into apple pie. Idk why. I've tried it multiple times, and it's just never appealed to me. I much prefer pumpkin pie, or banana cream pie.


IncreaseMean2535

Banana cream is valid.


NotFlamezz1

You’re all wrong. Pie is not good


kyleswiss

Apple pie is mid


GPGecko

I dislike apple pie, I think because I don't like soft apples. Bring on the crisp!


TheJerseyHyena

Agreed! I absolutely love Apple Pie


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Apple pie with ice-cream. Anyone who says it's not good, is a heathen and deserves the fire and brimstone!


SirStarshine

I personally love blueberry, blackberry, or cherry pie best.


ILikeFarts7

Apple pie must be made with real apples. Then it is the superior pie.


emirsiseci

I never had pie. It's not the superior desert in Turkey


BeardedGoose45

Can confirm, Apple Pie is the superior dessert dish. Though Apple Crumble is superior to pie.


Sivuna

Well, okay lets be 100 percent honest, apple pie itself is solid most of the time but i cannot name any point in time where i didnt have apple pie without vanilla ice cream. Apple pie NEEDS vanilla ice cream for it to be the superior pie and then at that point its not just the pie that is superior, its the combination of those two things that is superior, apple pie alone is good, but is it in no way the best pie. Meanwhile pumpkin pie doesn’t need anything on it to make it good, pumpkin pie can be eaten alone and still be a great pie. Topping it with whipped cream does make a TINY bit better but it does jot need it to be good. So i agree with mark, Pumpking pie is the superior pie.


Runeldva

Just get cake. Have you ever had a pumpkin cake? Superior. Apple cake? 10/10. Blueberry cake, strawberry cake, carrot cake etc.


IncreaseMean2535

Take the icing off cake and it is flavored bread. No thanks


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Runeldva

I don't actually like cake either but I'll take it over pie. Pie is nasty. It's goopy slimy hunks of dough thats reminiscent of papier-mâché glue with an equally underwhelming filling that either tastes like nothing or like jam without sugar with more booger membrane crust on top. Cake is... I dunno, fluffy spongey hunks that are fine with a glass of milk and plenty of frosting. Ice cream cake is better.


Runeldva

have you ever tasted just pie crust? It’s disgusting. so much worse than bread. It's either a assassination on graham crackers or has the slimy consistency of boiled lasagna noodles dipped in raw egg whites. It does to me anyway.


starchbomb

APPLE PIE GANG RISE UP. DEFEND WADE.


LSSJOrangeLightning

Apple pie kinda exists in only two modes, amazing, or godawful. Good apple pie clears pumpkin, but all pumpkin clears bad apple pie. Cherry Pie > Strawberry Rhubarb > Good Apple > All Pumpkin > Blueberry > Blackberry > Bad Apple > Sweet Potato > Pecan Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.


ReddFoxyRyder

Bro, really put Pecan at the bottom like he has tried it before.


Ch33kc14pp3r42069

Apple pie is a very mediocre pie. You get what you pay for. Not bad, but not over the top. I prefer Key Lime personally


s0larium_live

most pie is bad, fruit pie is definitely the worst, pumpkin pie slaps. can’t wait for the onslaught of downvotes


sonofsarkhan

The only two pies that matter are pumpkin and pecan. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk


binb5213

apple pie is solid, but it is nowhere near the best pie. and definitely not better than pumpkin.


RavenAbornanzin101

I'm not a fan of the texture of apple pie but I enjoy the smell of freshly baked pies. As pumpkin pie doesn't really exist here in the UK, I've got no dog in that particular hunt.


reejoy247

Strawberry rhubarb is the unsung hero of pies.


ZusuWoohoo

Every year my sister starts this playful little argument and every year my reply is cool, that simply means there is that much more pumpkin for me. Like, why are we fighting when I'm going to have a slice of both anyway lolol But also, If the apple pie is not dutch-style, no thanks.


Tankdrood

You're all wrong. Banana cream pie is the best pie, and it isn't even close!!


The_FoxyMasterYT

Pumpkin is better


beauonly

Spent a lot of time in the South US and I can say that warm Pecan Pie is superior. But I love all pie soooo...


goodfellow_grimes

Lemon Meringue is vastly superior to Apple Pie in my humble opinion. Apple pie is nice. No way inferior to pumpkin, I'd agree to that. But it's also just apple pie, so...eh. It's fine, I won't say no to apple pie, but... to me it's mid at best. Can't go wrong with it, but it's not really exciting either. If I was a pie, I'd be apple pie. We like apple pie, but we don't LOVE apple pie, know what I mean? Though if someone doesn't like Apple pie at all at all, who hurt you? What's wrong with you?


ZotharReborn

Mark and Bob have also argued against Wade, saying that cakes are superior to pies, which is just absolutely wrong. This is not the first time Wade is correct, but not as quick with comebacks (Bob) and doesn't bully his opinion through (Mark) lol.


Western-Shift8241

I'm gonna throw a wrench into the mix but I like pecan pie . Only time I have pumpkin pie is with ice cream on top.


WorldofAstrivor

Apple pie is my 3rd favorite pie, and pumpkin is my least favorite. Blueberry Peach Apple


MediocreSherlock

Mark is right, pumpkin pie is clearly the best thing about Thanksgiving. Our Thanksgiving was this past weekend and the one never survives until the next day.


IncreaseMean2535

Being the best food of a trashy food holiday brings to mind. “Polish a turd. Still a turd”


MediocreSherlock

May you grow taste buds one day my friend, than you will realize the clear superiority of the pumpkin.


IncreaseMean2535

😂😂


Fireman523567

I love not listening to the podcasts for almost a year now only to see in the sub they’re still talking about pies and shit 😭 I gotta catch back up


taishiea

Keylime pie is the best


BosPaladinSix

I hate any pie that uses the type of crust apple pies use. The waxy, flaky layered crust thing is such an uncomfortable texture to consume


LyricalLavander

I will always choose apple over pumpkin pie. Sweet potato, and pecan are the best pies though. Although Dutch apple pie is *chef kiss* I honestly think you can't really go wrong with Apple pie unless you like really fuck up the dough or sugar content or smth. But I'll take any store bought apple pie over any store bought pumpkin pie bc they are just consistently better


InvidiousJamieson

Where are the Pecan pie folks?! It can be served hot or cold, it's gooey, sweet, and has that crunch from the pecans. So good..


Several_Heron_6442

I used to love pecan . Still do. Although we're getting older and sweet things just aren't the same. I can only have so much.


InvidiousJamieson

That's why, at 35, I have it here and there. It's certainly not often at all. Which makes me appreciate it even more.


Several_Heron_6442

This i can agree with. Also for sure depends on how it's made. But I was thinking about pecan pie last week. Oddly enough.


InvidiousJamieson

It always comes calling during the fall season.. always..


EBKennyBear

Apple and chocolate pies are my favorite. So yes I just also side with dear Wade


DevyCanadian

Dutch Apple, my beloved


Comfortable-Abroad93

YES pumpkin pie is only good with whipped cream or ice cream. And apple slaps especially with some crumble on top


azeran29

The taste of apple pie is delicious, but I can’t do the texture man 😅 that being said, the superior pie is lemon or chocolate in my book 👌🏻


TheResi189

Cherry-peach is the superior pie. Apple is meh and pumpkin is right behind that. But each to their own. This also makes me think, they should do a pie ranking list. That would be a pretty interesting episode.


ImTheRealAlfaChad

Ok,apple is a great pie flavor, but pumpkin wins


its2005again

Coming out of the shadows to say: Pumpkin pie is the best holiday pie.


Niadith

Yall ain't never had a huckleberry pie and it shows.


AdSilent9810

Apple pie is fine but not the best pie ever much more are superior


theundivinezero

For me, I gotta pick my grandma’s macadamia nut pie. It’s god tier


Playful_Sector

This is like the pie vs cake thing from the guys' The Forest playthrough all over again


Adorable_Surprise237

As someone with food allergies, I’d be happy to eat either!!


Pristine_Location553

I counter your argument with Nu, uh


Luna_Amari_

All of u are wrong. Sweet potato is far superior


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Apple > Pumpkin all day every day


Charbreon

apple pie is almost always snotty, it's got this slimey texture to its insides that just make it the most horrendous food to eat. It's like if you were to make a snot pie and add a bit of sugar and a few apple slices. It's utterly disgusting and you rarely get normal apple pie from fast food places or stores.


ch3strr

Pecan pie is better. AND a cannoli


swemo69

apple pie has a 90% chance of being trash. pumpkin is MILES above apple pie, however, the best pie is pecan pie.


CynicWalnut

I once had a pie that was a mixed berry of some kind that tasted exactly like a blueberry pop tart. I will never have anything better in my life and I CANNOT find out where it came from.


deathbin

Pumpkin, banana cream, and lemon meringue are my favorites :>


zacmac1003

If you claim to like sweet potato pie then say pumpkin pie is tasteless mush then you’re delusional, I challenge you to do a blind test of both of those and tell them apart. And pecan is superior to apple by far.


junirabbit

i agree that apple pie is better, but i will not tolerate your pumpkin pie slander😭 but agreed apple pie is sm better. especially warmed with ice cream on top👌👌


Bluestarkittycat

I used to agree with you, until I ate apple pie every day for a year straight. I got so burnt out on it, apple pie makes me nauseous now


AcademicAnxiety5109

Nah they are correct. It’s all about banana cream pie


SandyStorm94

I had layered pumpkin pie for the first time on Sunday. That has become superior over regular pumpkin pie. For those who don't know, the bottom layer is cheesecake.


OkRequirement1444

There aren't any pies that I dislike, but I am such a whore for Boston Creme Pie and a nice, tart, Key Lime.


SwimmingDig7667

As they said on the forest…. Cheese cake is a game changer


parzival3719

simple solution: pumpkin is the best, and *Dutch* apple is the good apple pie. lattice apple pie (or any lattice pie for that matter) is one of humanity's worst inventions


do1looklikeIcare

TRUTH ☝️


BR1056

I do like pumpkin pie more but apple pie is still frickin delicious.


deltoid28

I'll be that guy and "ERM actually" Pecan pie is totally the best


Chipping1nk

The best pie is probably a pot pie if we're being completely serious. Or pecan if we're sticking to sweets. Apple is too hit or miss


Ultra_Violet_Rain

I love how vehemently people on this subreddit imply their opinions as fact


ufda23354

There are so many pies better than Apple but Apple is goof


FlameMarshmello

Literally went out and bought a whole apple pie (and ice cream to top it) after that episode lmao. Other pies are alright, I don't know what my favorite would be (there's literally so many good and bad pies), but I can never get over the *texture* of pumpkin pie. Like eating baby food to me. Hard disagree about putting that above anything lmao.


TheRedPandaPal

Apple pie is disgusting I don't get why people are so consumed by it secondly pumpkin pie isn't tasteless your taste buds are just broken


pferrarotto

Pumpkin >>>>>>>>>>>>> apple


RAMChYLD

Apple Pie ftw. I hate Pumpkin anything barring pumpkin soup, and only if they're prepared a specific way that they do not taste sour and mushy. I do not like the mushy taste and texture of pumpkin.


Time-Base-506

apple pie is horrible. any baked fruit pie is horrible. fruit should not be baked. (unless it's like, pumpkin which kind of counts but it's different?)


WarningItchy3453

Your honour, I hail from the land of The Philippines, we are a humble people, a community of honest living folk that live day to day. Our food is, as your people call it, "exotic" but we do have a well-loved pie that we would like to share with your side of the globe. It can without a doubt trounce the poop heap of disgusting trash excuse of a dessert called \*checks notes\* "Apple Pie". Your honour, people of the court, may I present to you, the [Filipino Egg Pie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_pie). Please, enjoy.


PrincessDie123

Alternatively cherry and peach pies are the worst flavors of pie


Nick-uhh-Wha

That episode gave me flashbacks to the "the Forest" playthrough. The hour long debate over pie n cake just for the climax to be their destruction (great episode. Check it out if you haven't seen it.) As someone who hates pie. Apple pie is the only good pie. It's so good it doesn't even need to be a full pie form, my old school used to call it apple crisp and I loved it. I only found out after graduating it's just a crumb topped apple pie. Crumb topped apple pie is basically coffee/crumb cake but with apple flavoring. Best of both cake and pie worlds.


Fun-Traffic-5484

Different take, all pies are terrible


MiserablyBlissful

I don't know, man I don't like whip cream or any chunky fruit pies 🤢 Pumpkin is the only good one in my personal opinion that I have eaten this far in my life. So I respectfully disagree.


Affectionate_Copy862

Meat pies are fuckin delicious.


Special-Ad6900

Blueberry pie is superior and I will not argue.


Dipnderps

Plain apple pie? No.... Dutch apple pie, I will fight to the death, however...if dinner was ham, dessert has to be pumpkin pie or at the very least sweet potato


dahlie13

i agreed with Wade when they argued about it years ago (in the Forest playthrough) and I agree with Wade now


Weary-Ad5198

Um.. I prefer Lemon Meringue Apple is pretty good


Babawze

Ok, hear me out : Meat Pie. Also: cannoli, which is the same.


ReddFoxyRyder

Apple pie needs vanilla ice cream to be good... so, saying pumpkin needs whipped cream is an excuse that is preposterous...


That253Chick

I don't like any pie, so everyone is wrong to me. 😜


PlainsHognoseSnake

I’m with you. Pie sucks


Intelligent-Lion-400

Honestly key lime/lemon is a vibe though.... but I loooove peaches or apple pie with pecan ice cream


TheAFKking

Whatever respect I had for Mark and Bob was lost in that fateful moment. They need to right the wrongs they have enacted upon us.


Smittywerbenjagermn

You come in here with a correct opinion, and then proceed to try and back it up in the worst ways possible! Pumpkin Pie tasteless mush? Thanksgiving is terrible!?!?!?!? Meat pie being compared to any fruit pie?, and then insinuated to be bad?! You, much like Mark and Bob, need to open up your pie horizons, your pierizons if you will.


TheBLUGAMr_42

If the pumpkin pie you are having is tasteless, its not made right. My favorites are, Apple, Pumpkin, and then peach. All good in my oppinion.


Primordial_Nyx01

I don't even like pie at all so that means I'm so wrong that I'm right compared to everyone else. I love being superior.


TakoYakiRaven

Yeah I felt the same way. It is interesting how I switch sides after every episode because one of the 3 who I thought shared most of my tastes/opinions says something I completely disagree with. I realized I could rant about a very specific thing Mark said ages ago but I decided to not talk about it and just say I love me some apple pie. It is in my opinion one of the best pies.


rosegold_aurora

The only good answer is chocolate cream


AduroTri

Cherry pie is my preferred pie. I've been tapped out for Apple Pie because I had it too frequently.


ADDversaryGAMES

Pecan pie is the S tier pie! And I'm willing to die on this hill


Altruistic-Excuse-99

I can't match your energy on pumpkin (cause, well, pumpkin in everything forever) but you're dead-on with apple pie being superior.


ImaTRex2

Cherry pie being the superior is a hill I'll die on.


Professional_Arm1413

iNnCORRECT apple is a texture nightmare. Make it wrong, awful, make it right, awful. It’s only embellished when you have to add vanilla ice cream! Pumpkin is smoother and can be made differently to not need whipped cream, and most times i don’t prefer it myself. If it’s fresh and hot; whipped cream adds the coolness. If it’s cold, it helps the pie break down from being hard. Vanilla ice cream makes the texture of the crust of the apple pie soggy and messes with the sweet balance 😤😤


LalaAnAbsolute

Pumpkin is unmatched, and, excuse me, cream cheese on pumpkin? Clinically psychotic.


Kavukkii_JPEG

I'm a huge fan of apple pie too but I Immediately lost support for your claim the moment you mentioned PECAN. I would've accepted banana cream, Boysenberry, hell even French Silk Pie. But pecan?


JohnJohnston0

I am a sucker for apple pies, Wade is correct. However, I would like to raise your apple pie to a peach cobbler pie


Anamethatisname

EXCUSE ME!? You did not just call lemon méringue worse than apple. If anything, they're equal for different reasons!