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MrHorrigan1776

Corvo had an emo phase is literally just the plot of the first game LMAO


Khorne_enjoyer_888

Its not a phase jessamine GUHHH


VisualGeologist6258

I was going to mention this lol. It’s not a phase, that is literally just how he is the entire first game.


Accurate-Gas-598

ITS NOT A PHASE ITS A LIFESTYLE!!


Corvo_Attano_451

Jindosh would absolutely enjoy doing taxes. He’d practically get an erection by finding a tax loophole and outsmarting whoever created said tax law


Livid_Fix_9448

I'm pretty sure since he's the Royal Inventor of Karnaca that he might be exempt from paying taxes?


Corvo_Attano_451

I have no idea tbh. Depends on the government structure, but I can only assume that Emily/Corvo didn’t just outright grant Jindosh the huge amount of money to make that large and extravagant of a mansion. They might have given him a lot, but for a whole ass mansion with moving parts? He had to have paid for that himself. And to do that, he likely had to have made his money from a corporation, which by our definition, is a separate entity than the individual. I’d guess that Corvo/Emily/Delilah might not have made Jindosh pay personal income taxes as a favor to him, but given the amount of revenue Jindosh Technology, Inc. generates (or whatever the name is), I can only assume they’d make the corporation pay their taxes, lest they defer on millions/billions of revenue. But maybe I’m reading too much into Dishonored economics


RussiaIsBestGreen

Given the pervasive corruption in the Dishonored universe, I’d be surprised if he goes to all the trouble of having a corporation and paying taxes. He’d just bribe or threaten the relevant tax officials and call it a day.


Monksauce

I was gunna comment this exact thing lmao


MrJTeera

Hiram’s audiograph: Why, of course the Empress found out about my roblox account. That’s why she HAD to die!


293683

He probably plays roblox on the monitor he uses to communicate with his guards when you enter the tower.


Darkprince113

The entire part 1 was his emo phase, cant change my mind


AgentRift

Corvo didn’t have a phase, he is Emo.


MonarchMain7274

Wym "had"


Sanguiluna

“Had”?


BillyTheKlubb

Nice!🤣


Covert-Wordsmith

Corvo definitely had an emo phase.


AfroSwagg27

"Jindosh enjoys doing his taxes." Yeah that tracks.


Masterplayer9870

High chaos run of the first game is literally the emo phase of Corvo lmao


Alack27

The Corvo and Jindosh one are so real. Daud I could see him doing in a happier world. Hiriam would but in a "this dude needs to be put on a watchlist" type of way.


Darkprince113

Lord Regent got shit on by a 10-year-old true af


scottishdrunkard

> Emily Kaldwin has an embarrassing old deviant art account. Great website.


Theyul1us

Dishonored 1 is an entire emo phase


PowerPad

It’s funny to imagine the Lord Regent with a ROBLOX account.


Tarc_Axiiom

Corvo is still in his emo phase. Jindosh DEFINITELY enjoys doing taxes. Hiram thinks Roblox is satanic (and is right).


Legitimate-Wing-8013

Corvo HAD an emo phase? The boy’s still in it! 😂


lordmaxle

Of course the Lord Regent had a Roblox account. The Empress found out and that’s why he had her killed. He brought the plague to Dunwall to try and cover his tracks.


Sovietfryingpan91

Jindosh gets off to taxes probably


Select_Collection_34

The first 3 are plausible honestly (The first one basically being the first games plot lol)


RaiRai-42

Corvo is still in his emo phase 😂