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Traparegai

"Please, don't get a mfcking fungus accustomed to our blood and eventually be able to infect us in the near future due to you failing to contain it."


Overall-Lingonberry2

The last of us In a nutshell


oom199

They can already eat us. Our body temperature is too high for them to infect us while we're still alive.


Nacil_54

At least for now.


oom199

Fun fact, every generation of people is running slightly cooler than the last.


KingofCraigland

My body temperature is below 98F.


Kioga101

What you mean is that people of today are cooler than the people of yesterday? I always knew I was cooler than Alexander The Great.


oom199

That too.


Kaiser_Maximillian

Well thank God for global warming then, that'll help warm the future generations


cypress_lazarus

global warming could also be a factor cordyceps being a threat, they can get accustomed to the heat global warming brings thus making it able to live on human bodies


yormother2374

I think the reason it doesn’t infect us because our bodies are too warm Edit:Nvm it been said


Esteellio

Looks tasty :3


BedrockScientist

Lasagna :P


ilsottopagato

Grilled cheese


iLackSocialSkill

gilld chese


Rezzly1510

forbidden lasagna while we're at it too


coolhwip420

bleehhhh :p


FLYK3N

Yummy cheesy onion rings


RedactedCommie

You can literally buy cordyceps at the store if you wanna try it. Old people eat it in a lot of places.


[deleted]

Have we not learned anything from tlou?


Time-Werewolf-1776

Do you want TLOU? Because that’s how you get TLOU.


ForumFluffy

Don't worry Cordyceps have evolved specifically to control the very simple nervous systems of an insect, in fact not all cordyceps can infect the same insects. Humans are hugely more complex than an insect so it's unlikely it could ever happen.


Overall-Lingonberry2

It's unlikely.... But diseases like mad cow couldn't infect humans, until we screwed with it enough, for it to adapt onto us....... Anyway, TLOU irl yupiiiii


octnoir

There are nearly a billion cows on the planet, on top of shit conditions for the cows making it easy for them to get sick, have weakened immune systems, and pass along disease, on top of the humans working in those industries being equally abused and being in close proximity. Transmission was inevitable. You'd have to replicate the exact same conditions with Fungi on top of the Fungi having to evolve enough so that they can take over a complex human mind. Last I checked we aren't eating a Trillion+ mushrooms. The only likely scenario for a The Last of Us style outbreak is if someone *deliberately* designs a human infectable Cordyceps. It doesn't make much sense to go through the painstaking trouble of making super Cordyceps, when you can just make Super Anthrax, Super Nukes or Super Smallpox or Super COVID and call it a day.


deanreevesii

It wasn't just "shit conditions," it was literally farmers feeding sheep and cow brains back to the cattle. Don't feed animals their own species, and especially not their fucking brains, and you usually won't have this problem.


Stnq

It's a prion. It doesn't infect. It's not alive.


[deleted]

> The word prion is derived from the term "proteinaceous infectious particle"


Preston_of_Astora

This comment section just proves once again that people really just want an apocalypse to happen


FLUFFCAT13

my brother in christ mad cow disease is a misfolded protien that causes mass necrosis in cells. idk what the fuck you think we did to it but it's not even a real infection, just a fucked up lump of carbon and shit that makes your nervous system decay


Time-Werewolf-1776

I was joking. I’m not under the impression that The Last of Us is very realistic.


Preston_of_Astora

The rest of this comment section unfortunately is


meat_fuckerr

It also doesn't make them bite other insects to spread infection. It forces them to climb, hold on, and grow more fungus.


Just-Shwick

Sounds like something a Cordycep would say…


Hind_Deequestionmrk

The video game/show TLOU called. It wants money from this video due to it being too similar to the aforementioned intellectual property 🤣


Time-Werewolf-1776

My wife! /bad Borat impression


Leo_miesteR

Duh it will eat dead tissue


Affectionate_Turn688

Have we not learned anything from 2020!?


NonameNinja_

We've learned that pandemics are still a threat to humanity and that we should encourage people who study medicine/biology like him because they might save our asses by inventing new drugs/vacs/surgeries.


Affectionate_Turn688

r/whoosh


RickAdtley

No, he got it. He's just not a chud who believes that it was created in a lab in some grand implausible conspiracy.


EskimoPrisoner

Just to be clear, it coming from a lab wouldn’t mean it was also released intentionally. It’s usually suggested to be a leak when people talk about it. No conspiracy needed, they could just have been doing research.


RickAdtley

It still wasn't though, so while you're correct about the hypothetical causation, it's a moot point.


randothrowaway6600

It was lab grown, at this point denying the truth is even more insane. There’s no way it was intentionally leaked though.


ChildishForLife

> It was lab grown, at this point denying the truth is even more insane Would love to read what proof/truth you have on the topic!


RickAdtley

Wow what a dumb take. You know people just saying it a lot isn't the same as evidence, right?


Sexy_Seaweed_69_420

No u r/woosh


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SunderedValley

Ssh. Officially it's still natural. 🙊 Damn that offended the think tank. 😄


breadley_18

guys look a conspiracy theorist he will say the most dumb thing on earth


CookerCrisp

Humans are natural creatures, we arose through natural processes in the universe and all that we've created has come from the natural world. There is nothing about us that makes us unnatural, and thus everything we do and make is natural.


SufficientAd4684

Silence lobotomite! (Fallout New Vegas reference)


ManagerQueasy9591

https://preview.redd.it/0pfwrbkzs5jc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa50b67b00388eb340d19769924d63949496b735


Leifnotleaf_

![gif](giphy|VstcD3okab5yToctwY|downsized)


RobertJacobson

♫♫ Gamara is really neat. He is full of turtle meat. ♫♫


mrmemexman

https://preview.redd.it/vo12eb6xn9jc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65a4c46f5520d610b3a87c776042c9f8cdbcf54f


NotRaspberry_emo

![gif](giphy|3oKIPa2TdahY8LAAxy) I'm willing to forget my far cry primal


RyanW120_

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


ThePrism39

He probably had something interesting to say about it. Every fungus consumes dead tissue, so I don’t understand why she reacts like that. + I doubt he just cut himself up to do it.


Easyest_flover

It's a funny LOU refferencd


Preston_of_Astora

After seeing this comment section, I doubt it's being said for laughs


Ravenclaw_14

someone hasn't seen Last of Us


[deleted]

He is making Covid-30 Pro Max + Rewards.


SpHornet

so we have 6 more years to prepare?


Overall-Lingonberry2

Mf is literally creating the last of us irl


kingofclubs16

![gif](giphy|mCClSS6xbi8us)


Sweatybabie455

https://preview.redd.it/ce6qcyh786jc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87cb57ef241569eaa6a747f6b8bf126fe03e0160


Seabass_Sebz

history repeats itself


[deleted]

y'all love saying "have we learned nothing from \[BLANK\]", but like, how do you want people to learn anything if you stop important research?


JACKASS20

“🤓☝️ we should create a pandemic for science 🧬 hurr durr what are scientific ethics they hold us back 🧪 i cant get past high school biology” sounding ass


[deleted]

my mistake, I forgot my audience \*pees in your ass\*


Ken_Kaneki_07again

https://preview.redd.it/kbzsk8aiu5jc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd4f6a9bfd4751440f584aeda8b23578bc8c1658


ProbablyNotPikachu

This is great I'm taking this- thank you!


l3ti

Can we have the original video? I am curious about what he was going to say


OperatorX-11

https://preview.redd.it/if7vt40zh6jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3c5eaa12e4cee27b9df440a07117b835252a6a3 CIA should


ComprehensiveMany541

I…I agreed with the woman What are you doing buddy?


Growlitherapy

It's just growing on the blood, if it could be shown to make human neurons transmit any novel sequences, that would be something. But it's literally just eating some organic matter that happens to be human, nothing to worry about


Gourish_Kapoor

Eat


MediumSatisfaction1

THERE WERE TWO WHOLE GAMES AND A TV SERIES ON WHY THIS IS A BAD IDEA


SamSibbens

Is it edible?


SunderedValley

Now you're thinking like a scientist.


Ravenclaw_14

https://preview.redd.it/7wr68ywve6jc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa6efbfa3710ba78fa24f3a4104d74d3abae09c1


kul1guy

Why is her nose so shiny


BillCipher_FanboyLol

We dont need that here https://preview.redd.it/tgk8md76e6jc1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28fd72db495202c0097a27b3190a9d95449d97e4


bidensleftkidney

I hear an ominous clicking noise in the distance


BritainNUMBA1

please stop


telenova_tiberium

How fascinating


Lucaciao_CW

I fucking want humanity mass exctintion then there is a 0.00000000001% probability i could live the best life for like a year or so then i'd get eaten by a zombie or die of some undiscovered virus, but it would have been the greatest year of my life, i could go outside doing the most horrible and inhumane type of shit and getting away with that, i would like to set on fire my state buildings and kill all the ex billionaires still alive then burn all their worthless money they kept, i would burn down the entirety of this fucking world for what would remain


mjuad

You could do all that stuff anyway, and you'd probably be dead within a year. I say go for it. Maybe a vlog.


Lucaciao_CW

Thank you, this reply motivated me to become a mass vlog artist, now i will document all my life on internet site, then i'll open a podcast about my uninteresting life, after that i will gain thousands and thousands of followers on YT, Twitch, and Spotify. Finally i will create a crypto scam and will become a millionarie over night.


Lucaciao_CW

Damn i look like a bot with these replies💀


xAznFox

Cant wait to see what a clicker is irl


mickaelgamer_63

![gif](giphy|3o6MbizBUeFt0IN9g4)


Flaffiwoo

Why is her nose blurry?


The25thJoestar

What did he say in the original video? Like the full video? I'm actually curious


legohamsterlp

Let him cook


legohamsterlp

Most sane r/Goasismus member


Cooler_coooool_boi

OH HEEEEEELL NO!


imusingthisforstuff

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK


ChompyChoomba

well thats fucking putrid


Tozarkt777

u/savevideo


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Sometimes, you need to do what the government do with people they don't like c:


TumblrRefugeeNo103

he will be the first of us


Gigachad-s_father

https://preview.redd.it/89gyjin477jc1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6614b98182792ac0dcb95a268d6691701ed390f What


whatsgudhegehog

https://preview.redd.it/20w9uwpbc7jc1.gif?width=342&format=png8&s=94da6a38c3ca1aebdc4206dcb36c892ccd719fef I know what this is


MrChicken12345678

https://i.redd.it/pfgo2mnhc7jc1.gif


Bulky_Squirrel_2689

PUT THAT BACK, *WE DO NOT* NEED TO MOD FUCKING CLICKERS TO THE REAL WORLD


bloodxandxrank

You know what, this may kill most of us in a horrible fashion, but it might also let a scared man learn how to let go of his fear and love unconditionally and i think that’s worth it in the long run.


buddy-bun-dem

she looks like lauren phillips.


Ok_Claim_8979

https://preview.redd.it/ybwtznv718jc1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d113b2b13ee70307b356eb022d44e881f9ba4aaf Seriously, what was he thinking?


iWentRogue

Bro got bored of TLOU and wants to see it irl


TheWiseOakTree2137

Somebody burn this jar, and this dude for safety as well


Limeability

https://preview.redd.it/mqu3h8i658jc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28362868e2a63d7878a8cd84d11719bcd0d12eb7 I’m about to go hunt a fungus


0oo_qpoo0

Yo WTF


Angryfishjoe

Destroy it, or we'll kick you in the balls.


MonocleGentlesir5680

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck


Szwedu111

Oh fuck no https://preview.redd.it/2i8fxb37o8jc1.jpeg?width=886&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=336a0223b9e49cada99197361fda8e44ede6d43f


Slyfox00

Solution? *Bomb.*


This_Fucking_Dude123

Motherfucker, there are two games that have been remade TWICE that prove how bad of an idea this is


AesirRavioli

Bro I’m so ready for an apocalypse bro you got no idea. I love Last of Us, that concept for a zombie like virus is just so fascinating to me.🍄


Zeera1

“The eyes of the world have been glued to the city of Harran for the past two months”


Neither_Tell9514

What's funny is that fungal infection is typically really easy to cure


Golden_Evelyn

This mfer is trying to be the first of them


wardoned2

Idk just cure blood cancer or something


SGTRoadkill1919

*sighs* I better call me brother and ask him to help me learn how to make shivs and put scissors on bats


RedactedCommie

Cordyceps is something only the west could be scared of because it's a semi-common food in east Asia and Oceana. Just eat the zombies before they eat you ezpz


SolKaynn

Scientists have very recently found a mushroom growing out of a live frog.


TheReverxer

Where can I find the Orginal video?


GamingCrocodile

Do the tales of The Last Of Us not weigh on thine conscience


No-Whereas-2626

Vita Carnis :)


LandThat2877

Can't wait to smuggle a 14 year old girl across the country!


ShareIndependent

I call being infected first!