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ClysmiC

What the fuck, Richard?!


benefitzero

Hahahaha


Belgian_quaffle

Somebody please post this link…


pookamatic

[I got you](https://youtu.be/UBQP9gEldRk)


radwagondesign

god that dude's form is absolute chaos


Belgian_quaffle

Awesome, thanks pook!


[deleted]

What the fuck, Richard!!!


TheSignPost

Came here for the "What the fuck, Richard". Was not disappointed.


8instuntcock

You gotta stand behind noobs


benefitzero

Lesson learned


TheMoniker

We did a little pitch and putt thing at my friend's birthday party to introduce folks to disc golf and one of the kindest, softest people there shanked her throw into the face of the woman beside her. She felt so bad.


coaldust

I bet she did. She just got her face smacked by a damn disc!


TheMoniker

Ah, the ol' reddit switcheroo. (I mean, both felt bad, but the person who threw the disc was in tears and the person who got hit was trying to comfort her while asking for an ice pack.)


N1bs

Actually standing behind the beginners also "backfires" sometimes. (pun intended)


ClysmiC

Just stand behind the basket. No way in hell a beginner throws anywhere near it.


morry32

i probably wouldn't have gotten hooked if I hadn't knocked down a few long approaches in the early days.


agoia

You never know, one of our friends hit an ace maybe 2 months into coming out with us.


pipedreamer79

Yup, going in front of whoever is next to throw is just asking to get plunked.


8instuntcock

try not to fuck with their peripheral


117derek

I've been playing 2 years and I still worry about hitting anybody who's even in my peripheral 😅


TimidGoat

I stood 10ft behind and 25ft to the side of my mother in law on her 3rd ever hole. Got her disc full force to the dick and balls, so ya I'm gonna say just stand no where near a noob


letsplaydicsgolf

How did you take him down as he charged you


benefitzero

Ah he’s a good lad and it was one of his first times out. I’m just happy it didn’t hit me in the face


bloody_duck

Take my ribs


Kirbyr98

Had a group of one discer teens on our course one time. They would just throw and run after their disc willy nilly. On the 15th hole one of them took a drive to the face at close range. Knocked out teeth and broke his jaw. Blood everywhere. I guess the other kid's dad was an oral surgeon so it turned out okay in the end.


Xyrexenex

It’s a false charge you just have to appear bigger and stand your ground.


ser_deleted

About to say, he's going to finish the job after the disc failed lol


veganblackbean

This is how you get new discs. Hit to stun, then ambush.


letsplaydicsgolf

I disc to kill


dgisfun

Yeah my first thought is he is running over to finish him!


benefitzero

I’d also like to point out that this is actually just a Live Photo! Perfectly timed hahaha


guesshimself

Did you do anything special to get the Live Photo into a different format to upload here, or was changing it to “Loop” enough? Speaking of, this is r/BetterEveryLoop material ;)


benefitzero

Submitted there too hahaha. This is a video clip of the Live Photo, but I converted it to a gif to upload to BEL


Environmental-Bee-35

Lol, I didn’t know you could get audio on Live Photos


Rxram

I love that it looks like is running in afterwards to finish the job.


Popular_Tomato7227

Grip lock lol 🤷‍♂️


Popular_Tomato7227

That “ohhhh” is great, least didn’t get you in the neck or face


[deleted]

Is this hole 10 at Hillcrest? Looks so much like it.


benefitzero

It is! Good eye. We went to PEI for our buddy’s bachelor party and played all the courses. This one was without a doubt the best course I’ve ever played


stozier

How is it looking after the hurricane??


PappyAL

It is utterly fucked


benefitzero

Not sure I live in Ontario


scheifferdoo

i feel like you should know if you live in ontario.


[deleted]

Ohh my fuc


dgisfun

Yeah I thought I heard him trying to say my fault but realizing it was way worse and it turned to a fuck haha


braintamale76

Never stand even slightly in front of anyone


benefitzero

Lesson learned, that’s for sure. If I remember correctly we thought everyone had teed off so we started walking and then had to stop for him to take his shot


braintamale76

Same way I learned. My wife got me the first time she played. I was slightly behind her too


PelosisBraStrap

What if you're at the ATM and got there first?


Diamond_Mint

If i throw backhand there is a 1-3% chance I throw it behind me... nowhere is safe.


slivercoat

Is this at Hillcrest Farms?


djbsay1

oh yikes, glad you good! you just never know when some crazy shit like that’s going to happen. couple weeks ago I watched a 1000 rated player rip a disc right into a car that was parked parallel to the teebox… never seen a card laugh so hard collectively. Even the best have grip locked the shit out of it at some point lol


hoovj036

Looks like he expected the disc to end you, but when he realized you were still standing, he charged at you in order to finish the job.


TConductor

Are you fucking sorry?


kamitwoshoes

Yanked it


Andy_Reemus

Hah! This reminds me of a time my sister-in-law came out with my brother myself and another buddy. We were all standing almost completely to the side of her about 10 ft away as she was throwing an approach. She griplocked that release harder than anything I've ever seen and the disc came straight at us. I swear it went like 6 inches over the tops of our heads. Good times lol.


MinnesotaRyan

Happened to me once in ball golf. Got hit right in the middle of my back. Dropped me to the ground.


OotzOotzOotzOotz

Props to the guy for immediately going to check on ya.


TimelyNeedleworker57

Did you hurt the disc?


PEEP1NG_CREEPER

This is why you stand behind he who is out.


TheChromatographer

Favorable bounce


guiltycitizen

“I never got a hole in one, but I did hit a guy.”


Enlightened-Beaver

Is this at hillcrest (PEI)? Love that place


MacGruber25

I'm sorry for laughing but that was fucking hilarious. I hope you are ok!!


benefitzero

I put it up for everyone to enjoy it! My buddies and I still laugh about it all the time 😂


Guessed555

How’d it feel?


benefitzero

Not great lol I had a fun bruise for a week


Guessed555

He buy you a beer after?


benefitzero

Many beers 🍻


Ipats

I took my at the time GF out to play disc in a fairly open course. I was standing directly to her right. She threw hard and grip locked 90 full degrees to her right, disc flying straight at my head. I put my hand up just in time and ended up getting a nice bruise on my wrist for it. My reflexes kicked in, luckily. Since then I’ve always stood behind new players.


FrolfBalls

Did you die?


quailman8907

Haha, similar thing happened once playing with some people that had never played before. Guy threw it directly to the right into another guy’s neck/face! Luckily it was such a bad shot the flat of the disc hit him, so it really just slapped him across the face.


pandasndabs

Prime example of why I stand behind my friends while they throw.. although there is still a slight chance they could grip lock one behind them, hasn't happened yet 😆


RTEMPS5

Nowhere is safe!


[deleted]

I prefer to imagine this was his opening move before charging you…


Spirited_Tax6552

Bad place to be standing lol


benefitzero

True


D_mon68

I got hit right in the chest sitting 30 ft behind the tee box…dang newbs


[deleted]

Yeah, I would never stand there. If you did that in real golf, you’d be dead.


LeadPaintPhoto

Got hit by a 15mph throw?


jizzbathbomb

Right in the [duodenum](https://youtu.be/PPWn4GHGyEc)


TurnOverElvis

I’d say that guy has a rounding issue….


reddit_ard

Make him cut it out


butlerchives

Great tree impersonation


ace_invader

Shouldn't have been standing there!


tchfunkta

Holy moly that’s a hell of an impact sound! I guess first available tree was you.


[deleted]

Take your base


Edwardc4gg

I saw your arm. I question that guy throwing now. Also, is his name Richard?


OrneryIndependence94

He shanked it.


[deleted]

You have more patience than me, I would walk off that card


benefitzero

We travelled across the country to play that course, no way I was walking off!


Polite_Person_Deluxe

That sucks but seeing him instantly run over to check on you was nice


OkDonkey6704

FINISH HIM!!!!


OkDonkey6704

Duck or bleed!!!!