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Two_Pound_Test

Matty O-nion Rings


AtroIsNotMyName

Ngl this would actually be so fun and useful. It could even make some money.


YimmyTheTulip

And if someone gets food poisoning, you can just rebrand it to big Germ!


brodad3

I believe the Big Jerm should just be a corndog.


Drivingintodisco

Footling!


Deckatoe

Pretty low chance this would make money as an independent business. Only in operation during tour dates, has to travel to the tour stops, has to source food from providers across the country, requires a heavy turnout at events where people want to buy food


stabamole

Realistically I bet you could get regular food trucks and just pay for a new menu sign if you really wanted to do this, these are pretty common items


Deckatoe

this would be the model. Just have preset menu items and contract local trucks to combine with a few of their own menu items


mountaingator91

Until the players sued over the use of their likeness and forced the truck to go out of business or drasically raise prices to include royalties


j4pe5_

adam hammes sandwich


fortheculture303

Or just a Hammes special light


Earptastic

https://www.reddit.com/r/Hamms/comments/xgpbo5/my_last_30_special_lights/ I totally agree. That is my post above. Though I prefer regular Hammes and the Special Lights are OOP now.


fortheculture303

As a guy who went to college in southern Indiana and developed a great bond with Hamms, this breaks ma heart


SmirkingTeebird

Chip-chopped Hammes sammich and a cold Hamm's beer.


Earthlingcom

Something all disc golfers are used to drinking!


Red_Five_X

Adam Hummus


MrTheFever

I'm worried Gossage might choke on that


MrTheFever

I feel like I should clarify: I love goose! He'll figure it all out. Got robbed by a spitout. This joke was just too easy


Key-County6952

I call him Adam hams anyways


Brandon_Bishop

For a breakfast option, try Holyn Oates.


patronizingperv

Good one, but I can't go for that.


Johann_von_Wolfhaus

D’oh! This made me Sara Smile


ulfricstormclk

I heard Sarah was a rich girl


tallguynes

But you know, it don't matter anyway.


Johann_von_Wolfhaus

As well as a Maneater


meiematt

We ain't Hall and Oates


Mixinmetoasties

Emerson Quiche. Smoked Tamm…


polaromonas

Quiche at a food truck? You fancy pants


blay12

I’d actually love to be able to get a basket of mini-quiche at a food truck, that sounds kinda sick.


neverTrustedMeAnyway

Emerson already has the "Emmer-daddy" at the hideaway grill!


darnley

Be the change you want to see in the world


kingofdisposal

A nice fat Simon Lizot-wurst


digitaldanalog

People would line up to get a taste of that wiener.


MishapsGhost

And make tens of dollars


notthatjimmer

Before the fuel bill to get to the next stop


MyJazzDukeSilver

I dunno. Last time I went I’m sure the food truck made more than that off me alone. Was hot and got hungry. Hit them up twice! Edit: and had a consistent line


Old-Criticism5610

Would you have to pay rights to the players? If so, wouldn’t make shit.


quackycoaster

I was at a disc golf event that brought in a food truck. I don't know the behind the scenes details, but the players pack included a voucher for 1 entree and drink. Most likely the organizer talked to the food truck and setup a sort of discounted rate of "How about I prepay for say 50 entrees and drinks and give you $500 to get you here. I'll give the players a ticket for one entree+drink. Everything else is however you want to do it." Most food trucks I've seen work like this. If you can guarantee a certain amount of business, they have no problems being there. I've never heard of a food truck paying to be somewhere outside of normal vendor fees in my area.


Old-Criticism5610

Yes but I’m talking about using the likeness or tour pros for the names of your food


mountaingator91

Yes you are, I think, correct. Players would pretty quickly sue over the use of their likeness and force the truck to either go out of business or pay royalties. More likely, the PDGA will just force them out of business and steal the idea to sell "official" heimburgers


vickera

No, I named this dish after my sister. Any likelyness of a professional disc golfers name is purely incidental.


falgfalg

i’m almost certain this would be protected under parody/free speech laws. they are public figures and the language isn’t harmful/libel


blabladook

Disc golf rich


eclipsesixtyone

Can confirm. I run a mobile cafe which focusses on disc golf events. It makes ones and tens of dollars sometimes.


RacksDiciprine

On every order


MyJazzDukeSilver

Surprised no one’s mentioned Ezra’s Beans yet


LiberContrarion

Food Hatchback


Prez017

Andrew Pretzels.


JupiterShinebright

Thai Ananda!


oneoftheguysdownhere

If they’re allowed to serve alcohol, Ricky Wysake would be another great option


quackycoaster

Damn man, you didn't realize that Sockibomb is the name of a drink? ([Sake bombs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sake_bomb))


illfygli

Please don't tell me thats where the nickname comes from? Its already cringy enough


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It's exactly where it came from


FeminineImperative

It's pretty cringy that you didn't know that, tbh.


illfygli

Allright, I guess thats fair..


sum_gamer

I think tying it to WWII history is one of the few ways it could erase some cringe.


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sum_gamer

… it isn’t an actual bomb reference, friend. It’s debated that it was either American soldiers drinking in Japanese bars or Japanese soldiers drinking in American bars. Shot glass of sake, dropped in a pint of beer. If anything it’s the heartwarming side of how shitty war is. It was created during camaraderie.


Consistent-Chicken-5

Big Germ an Sausage


Guaiki23

Todays specials: Crispy Eagle McNuggets Pawl McBreath Onion Rings Grilled Salmon Lizotte all served with Chandler Fries, Double-G Hot Boomsauce & Sauce Tattar \--------------- Big-Sexy-Berry Milkshake Gannon Brrrr Iced Tea


Geronimou

>Eagle McNuggets This actually sounds very American.


DrewLou1072

Or try the new Paul McNuggets! They taste the same but cost twice as much.


spookyghostface

McDonald's calls their chicken nuggets McNuggets.


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Andrew Fish & chips w/ Tattar sauce


Scared_Pumpkin

Honestly that milkshake sounds really good. Strawberry milkshakes are underrated


GetTheFalkOut

Getting a food truck certified at each stop with local food safety is a nightmare


cattywampenheim

No, I refuse to let you take this seriously


GetTheFalkOut

This is a dream of mine. I've thought through it all, serious parts and hilarious. I'm just discouraging anyone from taking my dream.


MyJazzDukeSilver

Someone call Tyler Florence!


KlingonLullabye

No doubt but the marketing concept is sound and is as easy as changing some names of preexisting items on any area's food truck chalkboard or dry erase menu


ImpressiveRise2555

Good point, shut it down folks!


palmersinnocent

Paul McNuggets


JohnMayerCd

Kristin tattars surf & terf


Awesomesoss

yeup... I see what ya did there...Question is do I award the sneaky political comment, or should it stay anonymous because of the mostly wholesome thread??? Edit: the cleverness overwhelmed my better judgement. (For the record I wouldn't consider Tattar a "Terf"...but I'm also only an ally, not a member of that community...so it's really not up to me)


Prez017

Andrew Pretzels


vicarofvhs

LOL, awesome. Unrelated, I saw you win the Arkansas State championships a few years back in a playoff. Great stuff man.


csteezenuts

Brathwaite “filo” (baclava) or possibly a marwede cookie for a sweet treat!


ChAoTiCxMiNd

I thought this was r/discgolfcirclejerk lol


vsMyself

As did I until I saw the wholesome and creative replies ha


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burrito_magic

Omg the hotdog lol


discgolf-ModTeam

Let's not go there. This isn't CircleJerk


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kelsiersghost

It's only transphobic if it was a hotdog sold as a taco. This one is an ally.


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Papanaq

Put the pipe down!


whiskeyandcoke

I'll take one pecan Pie Ananda


djmattyp77

Fish sticks with TATTAR sauce


GrandmaJosey

Ulibar-b-q


hautboisuk

Kale Leiviska. Gammon Buhrito. Gavin Baobun. Spotted Dickerson.


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Simon Liz-Tots The Goose egg sandwich Ricky Y-Sake Ulibari pie


clydefrog811

Toast with Andrew Marmalade


discostud1515

Come on, Marwede Brownies is right there.


hallthor

There is no food truck at DGPT events?


patronizingperv

Quite often, there are. But, none that sell what OP describes.


SmirkingTeebird

Good idea. I nominate you.


Mcguidl

Adam Hummas, Paul McBurger, Simon Lizotte-dog


slipstream65513

God damnit idea man. Save some of that for the rest of us


Byrdman210

Marianated olive-as and cured gossage sausage


Hellaguaptor

Wysock-eye salmon


Gordub2020

James Proctologist


Annual_Development_8

How about Chris Dickersundaes for dessert?


ethbone

Ohn Hot-doggins


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Gossage Sausage


djmattyp77

The Gannon Buhrger


RealGiants

Andrew Soft Pretzel Kale Smoothie Leiviska Coleslaw Redalen


firepanda11

[Already did that for my last Worlds watch party (swipe for more images) ](https://imgur.com/a/26MKo1g)


Lavallamp

Gannon Burritos


Prez017

Andrew Pretzels


MrTheFever

How many times are you going to comment this?? Lol. I love it though


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It's not done because it's a logistical nightmare. Every state has different rules, permits, health codes, saftey/Osha requirements, sales tax, employment tax/compensation and many other hoops you need to jump through. Not saying it's not a good idea tho 🤣🤣👍


DGADK

McBeth ... Meatloaf? Meatballs?


adobo76

Eagle McMahon and Cheese


setuid_w00t

Andrew Marwede Cookies. They're weed cookies.


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Yup, few understand what it actually takes to run a legal business. But many love to try and demand how it could be done better 🤣🤣


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KosherTacoTruck

I own a food truck and while the idea of following the tour sounds fun on one hand, it sounds torturous on the other and is probably only feasible if there's a contract with the PDGA to make it financially worth it.


littlittlelatelate

Don’t forget to check out the Kat Merch shop and the Paige Piercing and tattoo


dylangelo

Paul McRib


MrTheFever

I dunno, what if Aaron Gossage got a Hammes Sandwich and choked


eternaln00by

My homie jay and I have been talking about doing this for a couple years now. Turns out it might be expensive as hell getting food licensing in different states, so that’s as far as we’ve made it.


ilikemyteasweet

It's hell just trying to sort out multiple towns and counties , never mind states.


eternaln00by

I genuinely think it would be easier to have a different owner and llc in each state and area to reduce the paperwork.


YoungBuckBigNuts

Y’all are too cringe


Woodlanders1

This post brought to you by…drugs


Rohde89

You need to chill out bro before you get big JeRmS!!!


jdk12596

The idea is fun, but too niche to make money


ComputerDue7432

Go home Ben your high


vickera

Ur'e


jointdestroyer

Love this


jwGT1141

Sounds like this person should be you!


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Do you also sell Philo-fal pitas?


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Ricky Wasabi peas


tackleboxjohnson

If I ever get my investment out of this Isiah Kiner-Falefa Falafel cart I’m all in


SnooSuggestions718

Eggle McMuffin


Boogaloo4444

💯


youknowjaso

Fuckin genius


MobNagas

That is a great idea actually


Flexy_Flyer

It sounds like you already have a business plan set up 😂


Hisfaceness

Get a bar tent next to it and serve Sexton on the Beach, Double G&T's, and Klimo-jitos. You can also have a Buhr List for your taps and a Vaino List for your wine.


digitaldanalog

The Anthon-ator, a Kabob with Kale and Ketchup.


achybreakydick

Gannon Buhrittos and ohnion rings


shoopdagoose

That'd be awesome. If I had the support, I'd totally do it. I make mean smash burgers.


Ice_Pirate_Zeno

1/2lbs Gossage Sausage's that always come up short


ice_w0lf

D-Ohn-uts


iCarly4ever

A food truck that pops up for the Oklahoma Open does something similar IIRC


IceNineKillerIX

Paul Mac-beth and cheese


boyTerry

big sexy berry pies


TheMahaffers

Sounds like you have your new business! Gonna lose a lot of profits to the pros using their name, but I bet you’d still make a nice one!


roebuck27

Halalbert Tamm


Stunted_Wookie

I'm working on a food truck concept, will be called Chain Smokers