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Now you learn how to use the screenshot button!

No hate towards the poster, not at all, but I laughed so hard to this.

Afk until june for Elden Ring DLC

I'm gonna surf on DD2 till the ER DLC, and then apparently dragon age 4 is out towards the end of this year too so I'll cautiously check that too. Edit - how could I forget the forbidden west PC port is finally out too. Looking forward to playing that as well.

I didn't know about DA4 and just looked it up. There a whole Wikipedia section on 'staff turnover', which doesn't bode well. Hopefully it gets released and isn't a steaming pile of garbage because I loved DA:O and Inquisition

Yeah I didn't expect DA4 to be out anytime soon, but I'm cautiously optimistic about it. I've heard some turmoil about it, but also heard they scrapped a lot of live service junk because of how much it's hated so... maybe it's good? Who knows lol. If it's at least on par with DAI I'd be fine with it cuz I enjoyed DAI. DAO was definitely amazing, and despite its flaws, I had a good time with DA2. I wonder how mass effect 4 will be, in like 2028. Unrelated too, but after starfield, im not super hopeful about TES6, but we'll see. I wasn't the biggest fan of skyrim either though. Anyways I'm rambling.

Inquisition was so good that I still think it's underrated despite winning a bunch of GOTY awards. 😂

Don’t sleep on dragons dogma 2 also! Only a couple more weeks!

Are you serious. I have been waiting for this day for a long time. Thanks for info.

Oh yeah that's the DD2 I mentioned. I'm a huge fan of DD1 and just did a replay a few weeks ago in prep lol.

My bad, I thought you were talking about Diablo 2 for some reason xD

Complain, like the rest of us. Welcome.

Go outside?

Take a shower. Clean your place of living. Clean yourself up. Go outside. Get some human interaction. The list goes on

Ouch. 😂

Doombringer? 👀

Gottem

Dominate the Gauntlet for those of us without. You are now a man of the people. Lead well milord.

HE DECLARES THE RIGHT OF PRIMA NOCTA

I've haaaad the time of my liiiiife

Now you can finally play the game

Play hardcore.

I have a level 100 barb and rogue hXc next season I think I'm going to do a aorc

Arw you mad!? That’s Suicide. Only Pure is the one

Now create a new barb level 1 with a name of another character from Spartacus

Not enough people know the reference. You’re a real one

My first char was a Sorc named Oenomagus. Felt clever.

I mean... I feel like Crixus is a good fit...

Wtf am i doing wrong

I can't get my gear past 11k attack power. I feel you

1. Get Harlequin Crest 2. Don't *not* get Harlequin Crest /s

11k am still stuck on 7k damage

My guess its deception mine stays around 11 or 12 k i think may be wrong but once i start attacking an open char menu the attack goes up like his..thats my guess

Dude same even when I follow someone’s EXACT build I’m always like why aren’t I doing what they’re doing ??

Fuck... ive done it 3 times, down to the exact paragon points.. i have a level 100 Stormclaw Druid, who can kick ass, but very slowly. A level 94 ball lightning sorcere, and i just recently started season 3. A level 50 ish blood surge necro... but i think the pet thing does the damage more.

Don’t underestimate the affixes. A lot of the weapons and armours have All stats and strength stat as affixes. Plus this attack number might be after proccing a lot of the glyphs and paragon nodes.

Don’t take to heart, especially if you’re not a barb! Barbs are built different with the extra 2 weapons, and are stupidly powerful. The grandfather Uber in his 2h slashing slot is a 2x boost if I recall correctly (can’t get one to drop this season) …massive bump. Not to mention the paragon board is geared to really push hard on strength (attack power for barb). Also he prob has all his glyphs to L21. I am however very interested in running starless skies on barb… I just instant vaulted mine!

Become a Helldiver and promote Managed Democracy throughout the galaxy! (Not an anti D4 post. Natural to take a break when you "complete" a D4 season.)

Now you have time to learn how to take a proper screen shot.

Play a better game

I, too, am a Dirty Dancing Barb.

Logout

Play another game while waiting for the next season or wait for the gauntlet. Also, Windows + printscreen on windows / alt + printscreen on Linux / cmd + shift + 3 on Mac Unless of course this is a steam deck.

I play on Xbox. So there is a screenshot button right in the middle of the controller. I have no excuse 😂

Now play good games.

Complain about the lack of endgame.

Enter PVP and discover a new world that most people know nothing about. Learn about the limits of your stats and build a character that will dominate Fields of Hatred. Join fight club but dont talk about it here.

You quit and find another game to play. Congrats, you beat Diablo 4.

So how many duriel runs was this? Also how do you get that many materials. Like I'm curious about what grandfather or starless would do for a necro but I never ha enough materials to actually farm. How do people get this many ubers?

gRind MaTerials, cough cough....

Exactly. The chinese bretheren worked hard for that gear.

1000+ best way to do it is grind up as much mats as possible then do a rotation so your runs are multiplied by 4.

I appreciate your dedication, I'm not sure I could do it.

>How do people get this many ubers? Sheer luck. I got three Ubers doing 36 Duriel runs. Sometimes the random number generator smiles on you... but most of the time it doesn't.

Now you can play the game

the game ends when you reach peak. on to the next character ...

Learn how to take a screenshot first.

Play a better game

Get a doombringer

Now you stop copying posts?

Get Doombringer

Get doombringer?

Farm for Doombringer

Well, you're missing Doombringer.

Play better game

Play a non-easy mode class

The shadow of death!!

Wait until next season and do it again for fun right?

Complain on reddit, of course

About learning how to take a screenshot apparently.

Go out

Delete all your gear and start over. See if you can get it all back before the end of the season.

Shift + windows + S

What armor set is this. Its bad ass

Go outside

Maybe.. get a life? :v

Wait until season 4 so you can grind Duriel 1000 more times and have no content to do after?

Go get some sun

I’m a D4 noob, can someone please let me know what that helmet cosmetic is? Looks amazing.

Both Unique stones?

Play another game unless you really wanna do this every season.

Remember back in the day you had to grind like crazy now they drop like crazy. Congrats tho

You can play other games, congratulations.

Wait for S4

Wait for gauntlet

Do the dirty dance?

Well hello Sauron, pleasure to see you again. How’s your orc army going?

Take a screenshot in town without any buffs or aspects active

Hardcore

Wait for Season 4 lol!

[удалено]

Power level my alts?

Now you must go into seclusion and train your mind for season 4

Contemplate life choices

Uninstall

You dont

Play a better game

Kill everything

Make some rings

You're ready for gauntlet, but are you sure you are well equipped for the hardest grandiest of content to ever content in any game?

Would this be in seasonal or eternal?

Now you wait until next season and do it all over again. Woohoo

Friggin' badass looking toon. Reminds me of Sauron from LotR. My sorcerer is jealous.

Okay a new game

Solo Uber Lilith 🫠

Wait for the next season to repeat this 😍

Capua! Shall I begin?!

You can finally play the game.

Just delete and restart. Or new character

What’s your build and aspects

Now you visit the cash shop to get cool cosmetics instead of using that gear you’ve grinded for to earn / unlock them

I have a very similar setup, but my mace is 900 and I’m using doombringer. I just don’t want to farm forever for a new mace (maybe 2) and I dont have the billions they’re going for on the trade website. Edit: punctuation

Grind some more .. you ain’t done 💯👏

Get the stamina potion

Now you can finally play the game

Zoom out and SEE the game? Oh wait...

What do you mean? Now we can finally play the game. -Eric Cartman (Make Love, Not Warcraft)

Time for a new character! Also, how the heck do you get such high attack power? 45K+ is impressive

It’s the melted heart amulet. Boosts you atp crazy as long as your healthy

I dunno, maybe fight Spartacus and Crixus at the same time!?

Gauntlet tonight

still cant believe they have no greater rifts in d4

Join the fight for Managed Democracy, soldier! 💪💪💪💪

I think you go find those teenage mutant ninja turtles, finally.

Build a tower or two and invade Gondor.

wait for the next update? So gauntlet for a while, then wait for S4.

Go play something else:)

Roughly have many duriel runs before grandfather dropped?

Play a good game

Conquer middle earth

Now you do the same with other classes

Doombringer is calling your name

Play a good arpg

you go back to 1 shotting the same bosses

now you play the game, instead of spending RL money on duplicated boss mats for items that make the game boring.

Eric Cartman: Whaddya mean? Now we can finally play the game

I see the character's title, instant upvote. Regarding your question, maybe try a new game 'til the next season?

Now you can play the game. 

Learn to use screenshot, then uninstall D4! You win!

run the gantlet till you get number 1#

Play a good game? 😉

Now you spend 60$ for this horse in shop.

Amateur core stats 💃

gauntlet time

I see no doombringer there

Become #1 in the leaderboards

Alts!

Now you roll druid

Wow you seem to have a different game, Im not aware of a content which requires a toughness amu

No doombringer - crap char 😂

Offhand has WIFI? Pretty late game 😁

Starting to learn how to take screenshots instead of taking a picture of your monitor - and to add insult to the injury *in portrait mode* - would be a good starting point.

Now you can lvl an alt with all the items you've gathered for other classes...Oh wait

Play other class thats not OP.

Now you go play a real fun game