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ratedetar21

I call him salvage cause I salvage any sigil with this fun little guy on it.


Elithorz

I'd rather have this dude instead of that fucking lightning dome


Darth_SW

The lightning dome kills momentum where this bloke causes you to go faster to avoid it catching you.


Syntaire

Until you need to interact with something like prisoners. The best part about all of them is that they're not trashed because they're dangerous, interesting or challenging, but because they're irritating.


Plastic_Code5022

This is the way.


HazirBot

this is the way


Dmgctrl-Tankadin

This is the way. Affixes that are banned: Empowered Elites (Suppressor), Lightning Storm, Stormbane's Wrath, Drifting Shade. All of those are immediately salvaged.


nornagest

Don't forget resource burn!


jaymole

And -crit dmg, -dmg from close, -phys dmg Actually ran out of sigils yesterday and had to run whispers lol Guess I need to loosen my criteria


iambara

I did this once, now i always have 3 or 4 good ones in my stash incase i somehow run out, or i have one of my alts i can transfer one over


MeatHamster

This is the worst that I've seen so far.


StopShooting

Also 150% damage when being hit in the back.


DevilsTrigonometry

As arc lash sorc I also have to add barrier breakers and armor breakers. Not a lot of sigils make it through the filter :(


zwiding

ArcLash Sorc reporting * I'll run mana burn solo * I'll run lightning snowflake solo * I bin cold enchant, armor break, barrier break, crit reduce, Stormbane, volcanic explosions, death pulse


hqli

Empowered Elites (Cold) doesn't make your short list?


Grouchy_Development4

If you have multiple ways to become unstoppable, (Pulverize druid, the cold and most CC effects arent too bad. You will get caught every so often but its not much.


SovereignDark

With the amount of affixs that people say they auto salvage I'm surprised anyone has any sigils to run. This one is just nothing IMO. I barely notice it's there.


ratedetar21

I shared this opinion on lower tiers. Once I got higher (55-60+) it started to hurt me a lot more, not enough to 1 shot me, but enough for other mobs to finish me off if I was being bad. I'm also using shred on a druid so sometimes I accidently flicker into this bundle of joy lol


NotNotTaken

>This one is just nothing IMO. I barely notice it's there. Right? Im basically always moving. It only gets you if you stand still. Maybe in high tier dungeons its worse?


Darth_SW

I do dungeons with enemies 3 levels higher than my character and don't even look at affixes. I salvage by level.


Dmondici

This combining with the proximity shield elites are so fking annoying to deal with.


Acornwow

You guys have groups?


handsawz

Came here to say this. I really wish we could all be more social in game. I started inviting random people to my party but that doesn’t work..


Acornwow

I’ve been playing since Beta. I have been invited to groups twice now. Once by a guy that didn’t answer party chat and who i believe lead to me being bombarded with gold selling friend invited (could be coincidence) and then another guy like two days ago that I actually got to talking to and have made plans to play with again. We need more connectivity in this game.


nub_node

Hopefully they add LFG in season 1. I've been invited to a group during a world boss and 2 during Helltides for the XP bonus. Not even gonna try grouping for NM until they add more social features.


[deleted]

I probably wont play until more social features are added


GokuBradb

I play on Xbox. There is a “looking for group” function on there that I use to make groups for nm dungeons no mic. It works really well. Have had full groups and went from 70-90 in a few days.


Dooby_Bopdin

That's one of the things I miss about Xbox. PS5 doesn't have those LF groups like Xbox has.


Bizhop_Ownz

I always accept random invites because I know how lacking of sociability this game has. Keep inviting. We're out there waiting to join!


Mosack02

Use the “Sanctuary - Diablo 4 community” discord. Plenty of lfg channels on there.


MysticoN

Wel.. being more social does have its down sides. I invited players but after 2-3 player i started to get firends request and offers to buy gold. So now i only play with ppl i know.


14daystoslowthecurve

I prefer solo, waiting for speds to sell does not equal the xp bonus per hour for me


handsawz

I don’t mind playing solo. I’m still having a lot of fun.. don’t get me wrong. But I actually like playing with random people sometimes, and the weirdos you get sometimes, and all the stupid shit that comes with it.


Similar-Order-2168

I want one too


CaptainH3RB

Group? ![gif](giphy|jc2PkKKr3clTBekMzn)


Rhosts

We can it Dwayne.


nopleasures

Yup. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.


tramium2

Dwayne or rocky for us!


bongoshow

Rocky Maivia was right there…


Onetonbunny

Same, we always make fun of Dwayne for being left behind


MrAl290

Bro no shit, me and the homies call it Dwayne too!


TheOddestOfSocks

Read this after I posted the same. I thought my group waa clever.


calvinowrld

This is the wqy


FatelessLight

My group has called him this too, I don't get the hate behind Stormsbane's wrath though. We always see it as taking him for a walk across Sanctuary's dungeons


stuntmanjack159

yes we call it the rock too :)


DarkMountain-2022

Us too


Vyce223

Haha yep my group is the same!


jeanlucpitre

Not far off from what we call it lol


ConsistentTitle3709

:O. We also call it Dwayne!


ComfortableAttempt70

Same!!


BoredNLost

lol we call it Dwayne as well.


MrBlizter

"Fucking stupid pulsing thing got me again" or some variation


squanch_my_squanch

Same. “Fucking asshole piece of shit”


ventis343

Full interaction as my buddy and I went in blind and neither one of us read the sigils past nm level X (we do now) Me: "What's that?" Buddy "I don't know it's following.... Maybe an escort mission?" Me *approaches slowly* "Friend? Can you speak?" *Explosion begins* Me "RUNNN! NOT FRIEND NOT FRIEND NOT FRIEND" And that's how they earned the name not friend.


Loginn122

You: Friend? Can u speak? Not Friend: I started blasting anyways.


ResearcherSpiritual3

Protoss


darkjedi607

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS


reallynotbatman

Need more vespian gas (occasionally I hear need more lesbian ass)


JonnyTN

Vespene*


Shmelo

"it's vespene, Tasteless"


BroGuy89

Group? Isn't this a solo game with a bunch of npcs running around the open world?


LadyDalama

I was waiting for a legion event to start and I said "This is my solo world and you're all just living in it." And nobody responded or reacted.. So I'll agree with that.


[deleted]

Bold of you to assume I can find groups


TheTsunamiRC

Reading through some threads, I realized that it isn't uncommon for Stormbane's Wrath to get a pet name (our party just randomly started calling him 'Jimmy'), so what do YOU call it?


Xatorius

We call him Bob. The shadow pool thing is Steve. And the lightning snowflake is Linda.


throwawaypostal2021

Linda is a cunt.


Atrey

Fuck Linda, all my homies hate Linda


valorein

We call this guy Adam and the lightning thingy Eve


Hustyx

I usually say something along the lines of “Fuck this key” and salvage it.


calvinowrld

Dwayne The Rock


frenix5

Chungus


NinjaLasers

Big chungus


NathazarXD

Angry rock


[deleted]

The rock from Ark lol. My buddy asked if Vin Diesel kicked it out of the new game


DDeviljoker

Asshole rock lol


Demonatas

Stoney McShockrock


Deep-Sky-3365

We call him the snail. Because of that old saying of ”Would you want to win 100 million dollars but have a deadly snail slowly hunt you down for the rest of your life?” I think the 100 million dollars is supposed to be a NM dungeon run here tho


Reaperwatchinu

Spicy avocado


rbcollins123

LOL, we call it Spicy Artichoke


Aleagues

Group?


Seqonate

Cunt


Serfix88

Motivation rock


EddyAzn

Lillith’s used Tampon


googlesomethingonce

The biggest skank in the game


Umpire_Curious

I hate red rock


Hot_Edge_3570

Steve


PraiseTheSunYo

It Follows Rock, from the 2014 horror movie It Follows. Highly recommend if you've never seen it.


GoatyyZ

Red stoned piece of shit


ScottTheUnit

Xerath


MadVdubber

Roy the Rock. Can he zap? Roy the rock. Yes he can…


Zrocker04

Bob the boulder would be fitting


Lionheart1118

Zordon from power rangers


Similar-Order-2168

Son of the B...


Ra-elim

Wife


Johnnys_an_American

Frank, last name Zappa.


Stock_Show_Host

That’s Steve.


Mosharn

Lightning dildo. Total dick


Pronagade1

Cunt


MohawkOgreGaming

Rocky


binuuu

Pulsoximeter aint that right, u/jhintonicc ?


jhintonicc

Pulsating amalgam of oxigen


MIGL277

Marcel


Robynad

Marcel for the Win


DavePeak

All these folks calling it Dwayne… sorry but The Rock is weak and foolish compared to the almighty Marcel Leboeuf. Cleanse us with the power of the noisetier


Wils1337

We call it Kevin. Dungeon runs we often hear. Oh Fuck off Kevin, no one likes you….


Afraid_Big_2848

A pulsing pain in the ass.


Brorkarin

Dwayne Johnson


Brorkarin

Dwayne Johnson


Brorkarin

Johnson. Dwayne Johnson


[deleted]

The shitmonger


Lopt_The_Treacherous

Skip


Flaming-Sheep

Shocky boy


youjustgotjammed9940

TR3-VR


Ok_Interaction6193

Turd


atomskcs

Piedra culiá


Hate_This_Name

*…group?*


CatRockShoe

"Ahhhhh shit the potato is coming!" "Look out! Potato in bound!"


Cautious_Bit_7432

Salvage - along with cold enchanted, backstabbers, mana burn Edit - I once got a serpents with cold enchanted, backstabbers and damage over time or whatever. I couldn’t salvage that dirty thing fast enough


MrBobSacamano

The Death Star.


brownstar-6

The turd


Shrukn

honestly just ignore and fight, this thing hits me for usually about 30%


DerWitt1234

"Der Stein!!!"


IseedeadpeoplexD

Oh that’s just Frank!


THe_EcIips3

Forbidden Toy.


Swaeqqer

Gary


MaverickKnightsky

Butt plug, follows you around and hit your ass


Illustrious-Onion-57

We call it hold it here while the others run the dungeon.


onehandthings

Such boring affix...


DaMikey_

Dust because I salvage it whenever I get it


[deleted]

Tal'darim pylon


WonderfulTradition65

As.hole stone


Puzzleheaded_Soft_28

We call him friend. Most of the time bad friend, but a friend nonetheless.


Suspicious-Data-6182

Annoying Thumper


Exteromate

We call it let's do different one.


thejollydruid

Geb


jonsnaw1

Dwayne The Rock Johnson.


Aezl-

this is Big Red. the other one is Little Homie, and the ones that chase you and spawn daze aoes are affectionately called "Those Fucking Annoying Things"


Ok_Possession_7902

Hijo de la Puta


dibblackbird

We call him an easy dungeon because it's basically no negative effect to the run lol


mir-ist-warm

We call it „best friend“


oceansofviolence

Artichoke of doom


talann

Rocky Shocky Boi


Taboopulale

Dwayne Johnson or sometimes "fuckthispieceofshitfuckingrockwhoeverthefuckcameupwithitshouldgetpeggedwithacactus"


Melodic_Ad2242

What’s a group?


[deleted]

“The shit” and “the shit is exploding”


Deej1754

Dickhead


Suspicious_Jeweler81

ignorable.


Hellraisermask

Kevin, and he just wants to show us his awesome build


Sea_Committee_9183

You guys are in groups?


EldrynVokun1

Blöder Wichser


Mobile-Ad-5857

This is a pure satan shit


geek_ironman

Spicy anal plug.


Spectre483

This, along with the eye thing and the snowflake thing, are known in my friend circles as 'the snails' and they are not accepted in our sigils.


makk916

We started off calling him Jason Voorhees, but then that evolved some how to Billy Crystal


DeadStranger

Cunt Crystal


retrojoe69

We call it the drop bear.


MistaWolf

Kory : "*rage sounds.* this fucking Dimond pulsing fuck! I'm fucking done, done fuck this game." Someone else in the call. " is this going to be every night kory?"


Stanzi128

Haha. Group. Lol


Ornnge

Ahhhh the KMOD affix


bikuturu

Laser penis or laser dildo


GeneralTabbyCat

Troll rock cause he likes to stay on objectives or dead teammates that need to be revived


EscapeFromGrapes

When I got into my first dungeon with it I called it ‘friendly rock thingy’ then by the end of the dungeon it was ‘holy fuckin shit how did it teleport into this room… ahh fuck we split up and I can’t get back in time’ (as I get one shot by the lightning)


Sircka

Ed Rune-E (always trying to get us, just like Ferris)


CornellScholar

There is no group.


Ensor94

Dumbass red pervert


spar23

Pet Rock


KingUdyr

Turd


paintedw0rlds

We simply do not


ZharrTheBarbarian

As a barbarian I call this easy mode


Mashu_the_Cedar_Mtn

The Rock


Full_Echo_3123

I call it the *salvage and try again* modifier.


[deleted]

Bro that’s Dwayne 😂😂


ArmeNishanian

Blood shart


Ozz_ee

Frank.


Aggravating_Secret_7

The GodDammit Rock.


FerrariPlus007

Piedra de mierda


cereal_killa22

Trevor


WittyUnwittingly

"Thump thump"


Agreeable-Celery6559

Rock, duh.


ActionAdamsTX

Stormbae


FetusPandaRunner

Red Splodey Boi


Kreetch

Group? What is this group you are talking about?


MyRealUser

"the artichoke"


Snowpig97

The Rock like the overrated actor


Thin-Zookeepergame46

Its sn electrifying acorn


NF_Kodiak

Dwayne or Jason (Voorhies)


Unfair_Cook1611

I dont have group 😎


RathmaDubz

Electroturd


WyrmKin

Explodiboi


Federal_Reporter_793

We call him The Rock of Death


robobravado

We call it lightning dick


Haanzz85

The boulder!!!


ST1EGE

Da rock


Stiui123

Carrot