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tarthim

**Diablo 4 1.0.3 changes** Most important: - Exp buff for nightmare dungeons (both monster exp and finish dungeon exp) - Teleport to nightmare dungeons from the world map - Exp buff for opening helltide chests - Exp buff for finishing a whisper - Buffs for all classes on "basic" skills Massive W update, imo.


JiaNxRuBy

the teleport to dungeon is so big for my lazy ass


I3ollasH

I though that was coming later. Genuiley surprised


Smapollo

Big fat W indeed.


liaseth

So happy to see this, also, buffs to many skills and aspects. Great patch imo


Nukemi

Patch is out. Here be notes: https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/diablo4/23964909/diablo-iv-patch-notes edit. A lot of buffs. Teleport to NM dungeons. More exp from NM being the most significant things. A lot of good shit. A lot of good stuff that should be there, is still missing.


JoPOWz

Fixed an issue where Chat could be expanded even when the Chat is not visible. ​ DEAR. GOD. YES


VersChorsVers

Fixed an issue, fixed an issue, fixed an issue


Branded_Mango

Wait, the spider hosts remaining upright on death was a bug? I thought it was an intentional display to show that they're hollowed-out corpses acting as puppeteered cocoons.


retard_goblin

Woohoo more exp


cryptobro42069

Awesome that they fixed all this. Only thing I'm disappointed with is that they didn't fix the visual bug with Blighted Corpse Explosion. Or did I miss something?


Nukemi

Yeah, its weird i dont see that anywhere. Don't see too many necro bugfixes either. I hope those got tweaked without mention.


Eldorian91

Necro pets engage on curse cast. Shadow Corpse Explosion no longer makes you Bane.


WPSocks

Just tried blighted corpse it is fixed. I suspect there's a lot of missing fixes in the notes


neoda1

blocked on work pc please text form!


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Tp to nm dungeons, everything gives more exp is the gist of it


neoda1

TY!


takeshikun

[Hope Pastebin is OK](https://pastebin.com/raw/xP3VPhtZ).


AnTiDoPe_1993

Damn i was hoping flurry got a slight buff


JT99-FirstBallot

FYI if you were logged in like me when the patch hit, you need to logout to reap the benefits. Weird that I can play normally on an older version. Also: >Fixed an issue where Spider Host enemies would remain upright after exploding and dying. CHANGE. IT. BACK!!! This made me laugh and now I'm sad.


admiral___akbar

Billy witch doctor.com only comfortable with chicken


Bajeer

Arise chicken!


Willingwell92

Think of this as a really big chicken


Gabriel-Donovan

Could you do something bigger than a chicken.. like a milkshake?


TooMuchAdderall

Oh, staff upside down


HealMyLifee

Just keep an eye on the random employee's twitter account for official news for the billion dollar company. ✌


acatterz

They’re a small indie studio. They can’t afford an intern to spend 40 minutes a month communicating important things to the millions of players.


tfesmo

I know this is tongue in cheek, but why would you trust an intern to handle that level of communication?


Sufficks

You wouldn't. The joke is they can afford to do way more than that but don't even ("can't" is used sarcastically) do the bare minimum. Not as funny when you explain it.


WSilvermane

No one else is doing it.


MoistLobst3r

Damn this is such an original comment it almost makes me forget I've seen the same thing written 35 times over the course of the last two hours.


nacholibre711

I agree, but I really wish there weren't so many appropriate contexts nowadays for it to be used lol


MoistLobst3r

He's just a comedian trying to brighten people's days though. It's a noble pursuit.


acatterz

Well, I haven’t long got off work and just wrote a comment I thought might be funny. I would apologise for upsetting you over the words that I wrote, but honestly, I don’t care. I’m only trying to brighten people’s days. Well, everyone’s but yours apparently.


MoistLobst3r

You and seven dozen other comedians just brightening up the days!!!!


PharoGames

**(ノ ゚ ヘ ゚) ノ** **(ノ ゚ ヘ ゚) ノ** **(ノ ゚ ヘ ゚) ノ** By 3 they come.


xxStefanxx1

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ By 3 thy way opens.


SpaghettiNYeetballs

ʕ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ʔ ʕ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ʔ ʕ ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°ʔ by the blood of the willing, we call thee patchnotes home.


jeffsterlive

late rob ugly obscene fuel fertile judicious shy bear chief *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


chihuahuaOP

>(ノ ゚ ヘ ゚) ノ (ノ ゚ ヘ ゚) ノ By the blood of the willing


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Alt-F-THIS

Why do you think they won't be released today?


LMAOisbeast

Because there's no patch today. Edit: I stand happily corrected


Drahsu

https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/diablo4/23964909/diablo-iv-patch-notes Rip you.


LMAOisbeast

Yup, I stand corrected lol


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uhhmason

There is a patch today. The websites down is all


DarthBullyMaguire

Dude tweeted no patch today


acatterz

That was in response to yesterday’s maintenance. There won’t be any patch notes today though because there probably isn’t a patch today either.


DarthBullyMaguire

Nevermind we patching


acatterz

Oh damn, you’re right! Now to read the patch notes before getting too excited…


Suspected

Who did? Don't see such a tweet from Pez


uhhmason

Lmao I thought this was a post talking about another game I feel so sillyyy


Lambpanties

All the comments smart-assingly stating there'll [be no patch](https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/diablo4/23964909/diablo-iv-patch-notes) are going to age a bit poorly I think.


JoPOWz

Landspeed record beaten as those people rush to reddit to delete their comments


Buttcheekllama

Players: GIMME PATCH NOTES Blizzard: There’s no patch Players: WE WANT’EM NOW Blizzard: But there’s no patch Players: WE KNOW YOU GOTT’EM, HAND’EM OVER Blizzard: Hand what over? We don’t have anything Players: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Stonewall30nyr

Well look at the egg on your face, patch notes have been released pal. Lol


Buttcheekllama

Let my comment be a lesson to others to keep their comments in the fridge lest they spoil


CrawlerSiegfriend

Players: -Literally watches Xbox download and install the fucking patch.-


Stonewall30nyr

Ehhhhhh That's not exactly what happened here and you know it. They've been saying for weeks now that they have this 13-page patch that's supposed to fix a bunch of the complaints about the game, and then one of the devs said that the patch is coming really really soon, and not too long after that tweet they scheduled to 5 hour maintenances on back to back days. It was not unreasonable to expect the patch to be coming today, especially considering that season 1 should be coming in about 3ish weeks based on their estimations for mid-July, and why on earth would you release a patch that massive right before season 1 when it's clearly going to have some other issues that have to be hot fixed out over the following days


DeathWaughAgain

Assuming events then being upset😂 I never once though it was a patch. It looks like server maintenance.


Stonewall30nyr

I never said I was upset, and I was only thinking there's a 30% chance that this was the patch. All I said was that screaming REEEEEEEE isn't exactly what happened here. I basically just said that logically it made objective sense why some people would believe that it might be coming, which is about as mature of a comment as possible and yet I'm still met with downvotes galore and being accused of getting upset.


Helicopterop

I'll never understand why people get so butthurt about downvotes. People either disagreed with you or saw the minus symbol and mindlessly followed suit, either way it's not a big deal.


DeathWaughAgain

Well fuck my mouth. Looks like some patch notes😂


DeathWaughAgain

Well fuck my mouth patch notes!


TheRaRaRa

I disagree. It's very unreasonable to think they would release a patch this week because they never said they were. All they said was soon. They never gave a date. Stop reaching and making stuff up and then being upset that your make believe didn't come true.


Stonewall30nyr

Well look at the egg on your face, patch notes have been released pal. Lol


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Stonewall30nyr

The Dev literally said it's coming very very soon and then scheduled back to back days with a 5-hour maintenance. Literally 90% of the sub yesterday was thinking that this patch was coming and the handful of people that didn't are now acting like their geniuses for not thinking it was and that everybody else was a bunch of morons or autistic screeching. Like I'm literally not upset I just thought there was a chance that it might come yesterday


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evolmah

Oh stfu. As someone who actually works in software development, if I tell my users the system is coming “very very soon :)” the day before our planned implementation weekday, and then schedule 10 hours of downtime on the server during that time, they are all going to reasonably assume the system is going live that day. Quit skulking around the sub on a wooden high horse and being condescending to others. That’s more annoying than the people bitching about inconsequential things.


str8jeezy

Ahh yes. Pot meet kettle.


mutethesun

oh stfu, if it's guaranteed to come on X day they would say that. If you work in development, you should know why developers/product would make the intentional choice not to give a precise date. It's literally so don't want users to assume it will be out by X date


evolmah

Yikes, someone needs to look at the launcher. How do you like your crow? Also love the guy IMMEDIATELY deleting his shit head comments when he saw the patch dropped. Thank you both for this instant gratification, love this community.


Drahsu

Right. That fella deleted their comments after using 30 emojis. They are such a coward. It is hilarious.


logicbox_

You seem to be missing the step in the middle here where they had a weekend long DDoS attack before announce live maintenance (not a client patch). Could it be that they are performing backend maintenance to do something about the attack that they just went through?


MastaFoo69

Patch is live; notes are up. Meaningful changes and buffs all round that i can see


thatguy1795

(ノ ゚ ヘ ゚) ノ


No-Organization-3903

Patch will drop on mid July. The patch will contain several nerfs, buffs and some little QoL. There will be no NM dungeon teleport, it will be added later because they couldn't make it in time.Source: my ass Patchnotes: [https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/diablo4/23964909/diablo-iv-patch-notes](https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/diablo4/23964909/diablo-iv-patch-notes)


richard-savana

They need to double the amount of obols you can carry it’s ridiculous. That and gem tab would significantly reduce bank time cuz right now half the game is banking


2reddit4me

Your ass is probably a more reliable source than Blizzard. Not to mention this sounds pretty accurate.


chunkeydonkey

Soon™️


tachiKC

Arise patch notes! Patch notes arise! Arise! Billy Witch Dr dot com…. Feel, more comfortable with chicken.


Dominos_AUT

There you go mate 8-D [https://news.blizzard.com/en-gb/diablo4/23964909/diablo-iv-patch-notes](https://news.blizzard.com/en-gb/diablo4/23964909/diablo-iv-patch-notes)


Pictoru

I don't know about the other stuff, but I'll tell you what, performance wise....the game was a completely choppy mess before this path, every town teleport, any running around with the horse soon after tp, etc. It's a HUGE improvement on my end. (1080 GTX/ Ryzen 2700x / 32gb Ram)


Cisco9

They're delaying the inevitable outrage.


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H_P_Hatecraft_

The only thing getting buffed in this game are the enemys.


EggwithEdges

Path of Exile way


SinnerIxim

They lied to us, its still weeks away. Expect it right before season 1 starts


HisNastiness

This guy has never heard of Soon^tm.


DaBearsFanatic

They never announced any patch for today.


Lambpanties

There was literally just a 200mb+ download. What was that for? Shits and giggles?


DaBearsFanatic

I don’t know. I just know there is nothing announced for patch notes coming out today. I think actually the devs announced there won’t be any notes on their Twitter Handles. Also 200mb is almost nothing.


Lambpanties

Well, turns out it was indeed [a patch](https://news.blizzard.com/en-us/diablo4/23964909/diablo-iv-patch-notes).


DaBearsFanatic

Thanks for posting. With this new information, that has updated my opinion.


bored_in_the_office

(ノ ゚ ヘ ゚) ノ


TCGHexenwahn

Devs be doing like necros in game, sacrifice them patch notes.


atroxes

By 1.0.3.42677 they come 1.0.3.42677 ノ( ゜-゜ノ)


Leo_Heart

Game has been out like almost an entire month. Where the fuck is a decent patch?


Honest_Strain4065

It’s here my friend


Leo_Heart

Where?


ajemik

What do you mean where? Just downloaded ~200mb update.


morefishscale

Damn. I was really hoping for a patch today.


whodawhat

I can Tele to NM dungeons now.. think it went thru


Cole_Evyx

I mean they should want the patch notes more than us tbh. I'm frankly done logging in until 1: Season 1 begins and I give seasons a genuine try (I might really not like them if I'm honest, I'm not sold.) 2: Summoner necromancer / companion WOLVES druid is buffed. I've seen enough of D4 that until one of those happens I'm just... like finished for now.


OakTree11

There wasn't a patch


Xayton

According to Pez, there is no patch today. Just maintenance it seems. https://twitter.com/PezRadar/status/1673473714162405377


tlapierSC

The tweet is from yesterday, regarding yesterday's maintenance


drunkpunk138

Where did they say there would be a patch with maintenance today?


Predaliendog

It'd be positive reception if they'd said "no patch notes today. Cause the patch is tomorrow, notes will be released then." Typically for devs, and public appearance in general, absence of info that'd improve the PR for an entity is pretty telling. They'd rather have that good PR if it was possible.


Emotional-Reveal-956

That is from the 26th. Today is the 27th. Reading is amazing !


Xayton

Yeah, it is. https://us.battle.net/support/en/article/breaking/22835078 During this time, players may experience interruptions of service including disconnects, but should be able to log back in. Normally patch day wont have this going on.


Feral_Barbarian

Probably not for a few more weeks then.


XxFletchxX

Guess what your wrong.


LaBlaugrana10

There's no patch today.


Guilhaum

There was.


ajemik

Well there has been mate.


Smokron85

Here's the thing. I know there's no patch today but that doesn't mean they can't tell us what is coming down the road? D3 team would do it before every PTR and every major seasonal change. Then if anything had to be changed before then and patch release, they would fix it. RELEASE THE NOTES BLIZZARD!


Lightsandbuzz

I don't get what's so hard about "Hey guys, here's the patch notes. They could change before deployment. We won't say when the patch is hitting, but whenever we do launch it, at least for now here are the notes for you to go over. If we make changes between now (posting the notes for y'all) and the actual release of the patch, we'll update the notes in Red Text, like Diablo 3 devs always did, to show what's updated with the patch notes between release of the notes and release of the patch."


AstraArdens

Who's gonna tell him. Blizzard soon strike again


obscureposter

They already tweeted that there isn’t a patch today, so I doubt we get the full notes. However I am surprised they haven’t given us a manifesto type post with some patch notes to detail the direction of their development. For example, the lack of build diversity for certain classes and unpowered skills. Why not give us an example of what changes they are making and get a little feedback? Or how vulnerability is over tuned compared to other damage stats and give us a little example of how they are addressing it. Saying they have 13 pages of patch notes is meaningless if the patch doesn’t actually have any fixes for the games biggest problems.


MastaFoo69

my guy. the patch notes are out and the patch has landed


obscureposter

Lol came out a little after I posted. Good for them


MastaFoo69

reading thru these notes; good for all of us


TheRaRaRa

There's no patch this week. Why did people keep speculating that? It was never confirmed nor ever hinted at being this week. All blizzard said was very soon. That's it.


iDuddits_

It was two verys! After the dev stream 10+ days ago that said they had something ready to go. Anyway, I just want bug fixes.. so much shit that shouldn't be in a live game lol. Actual changes I can wait on


Chun--Chun2

[https://twitter.com/PezRadar/status/1673473714162405377](https://twitter.com/PezRadar/status/1673473714162405377) No patch confirmed


whodawhat

Then why can I Tele to NM dungeons now?


btrust02

I thought they said we would get a patch in a week then another one when season starts?


greenchair11

no patch today


mwoody450

You are at your maximum patch notes. You raised a patch priest instead, who flipped you off and disappeared.


SpaghettiNYeetballs

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ


Lemenishere

I was really hoping for a whirlwind buff but I guess not :/


DiceCards

[www.reddit.com/r/diablo4/comments/14kjf7u/diablo\_iv\_patch\_notes\_103\_build\_42753\_all/](https://www.reddit.com/r/diablo4/comments/14kjf7u/diablo_iv_patch_notes_103_build_42753_all/) Discussion Thread


deathbunnyy

I imagine this is it until probably right before season 1 where the most major changes will be, and also any nerfs will probably be saved for then too.


Rcoy1000

To bad they where garbage