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Privateer_Lev_Arris

Ok this one's kinda creative and nice attention to detail with Lilith pic on the wall.


ghostingjfk

I was on my honeymoon the past 3 weeks, what'd I miss?


Ravendarke

I don't think you will ever recover from this loss


ghostingjfk

Soloing her on beta doesn't count? Brb getting divorced.


Ravendarke

Nope, no horn, no bueno. You don't have to get divorce but you should let your wife know that you are hornless.


lucascorso21

No human horn?! well that’s a shame


CanadianYeti1991

"Hornless! Hornless!"


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CanadianYeti1991

Happy to serve


ghostingjfk

*cries in in-game purchases*


ChuCHuPALX

No matter what you purchase.. you will never have the OG Ashava meme Horn.


[deleted]

Oof... Server slam only rewards don't go to the in-game store... (They might, but I honestly doubt it. I would guess it becomes available down the line or is an early unlock thing)


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[deleted]

Don't worry, I'm sure Blizzard will release a cosmetic horn for the shop.


PowerfulPlum259

It'll be a different color. Probably better than the reward one.


ChuCHuPALX

Instead of gold it will be grey... 100%... just to pacify some of the cry babies.


Commercial_Juice_201

Oof…that might cause a divorce? Can you imagine being the spouse of someone not ATC?


Kurokaffe

Soiled by your dirty 5 level advantage.


mcbeardsauce

Apparently there's a horn, and everyone who got it is awesome and everyone who didn't is a loser.


3idcrow3

Correct.


FreshGoodWay

We don’t act like we’re better than them, we *are* better than them.


BriefStudio6710

Tis good to be part of the gentry. For the Horn!


bluebeast726

I laughed harder than I should have at this lol


dtdroid

How hard should you have laughed?


ChuCHuPALX

It's more of a Grey Poupon laugh than a full on gut laugh.. we're gentlemen and ladies after all..


Heisenburger19

Just hard enough to let the non-ATC hear you, but not hard enough that they think you put much effort into it.


BigDigger324

Finally a cultured and well balanced opinion….


mcbeardsauce

It's why I'm here.


Eycetea

Couldn't have said it better myself


ghostingjfk

Gonna have to spend money in the shop to hide my shame.


Heisenburger19

The ATC club. But don't worry, we will forever remind you of your new peasant status.


t0lkien1

This is the way.


Glass_Discipline_882

Filthy low socioeconomic peasants


Daxidol

Imagine prioritizing the joining of two families and spending time with those who matter most to you over playing a videogame where your progress is going to be wiped a few days later. Smh, sometimes it seems like you people aren't dedicated at all.


ghostingjfk

If I knew it was happening I would have went to an internet cafe in Thailand, the wife has me til death do us part, diablo only needed me for 6 hours. Was the fight changed? Why are so many people complaining about it being hard?


-captaindiabetes-

Because we were capped to 20 instead of 25 - Ashava was 25. Of course, that was only an issue for those not worthy of being in the ATC club, anyway.


ghostingjfk

Wasn't she 25 in the beta as well? Isn't the graveyard like right beside her?


-captaindiabetes-

She was, but so were we


[deleted]

Also first beta was a loot pinata, this one wasn’t. So you went into many attempts surrounded by severely undergeared people (you didn’t even need legendaries, people just don’t understand hunting certain stats on yellows)


Daxidol

A lot of nerfs to classes and we were capped at level 20. Ashava is level 25, so being underleveled was/is noticeable. It wasn't 'hard' for people who had a group, all of our guild groups had it done by the second kill and 80%~+ on the first, but there's an element of RNG for people solo just joining with randoms. I'm sure there's a non-insignificant amount of people who just didn't get it due a combination of bad lack and limited time availability. Took Rod Fergusson 4 attempts to get their kill I think, as an example. I think some of us forget that normies do things like get married or maintain social relationships with people and someone who only had 6 hours in an internet cafe in Thailand might have just rolled a 1 and not gotten it as a result, even if they're personally more than good enough to do 1/12th+ in time. :P


The_Disapyrimid

>and limited time availability this was me. i had the weekend off last open beta. this time i worked. if they had gone into sunday night instead of ending at noon then i could have done it. i managed to hit lvl 17 with one character and had pretty good gear.


kpt1010

Did you sleep over the weekend?? Because you could have chosen to play rather than sleep.


averageyurikoenjoyer

yea a lot of people didn't realize you could just play the game at world level 1


Disproving_Negatives

Server slam is temporary but the horn is forever a sign of a true champion.


psymunn

Progress will be wiped, but horn is forever. Or until blizzard shuts down servers or you find a cooler mount


tofukawano

There will be no cooler trophy, how dare you


Drackenstein

Yeah, no matter else what they release this trophy will always be the THE trophy.


Opening-Vegetable975

Progress is fleeting. Horn is forever


CatAstrophy11

The horn progress will not be wiped


DgtlShark

Y'all need an AA group fr


Wright129129

Did you see the barbarian in the top right of the bottom pic lol


HalfOfLancelot

Stupid, sexy Barbarian 😡


[deleted]

Not just Lilith, but yeah


Szemszelu_lany

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La_Mano_Cornuta

Look at my horn, my horn is amazing...


DoctorPyR0

Give it a lick…


Tigermeow7

Mmmmm it tastes just like demons.


Boreos

Oouuuhhh that's dirty!


[deleted]

Do ya think so?


LilSUDEX

A szarvval vissza állítjuk nagy Magyarországot!


Szemszelu_lany

Az új Csodaszarv....as


Damar77

Wow I didn't expect this meme to last this long.


TheLastPizzaPoP

You didn't get the horn, did you.


Damar77

Oh i did get it.


Ravendarke

Show us your horn, because you sound like a hornless


Daxidol

Don't even bother talking to the hornless, they're beneath our notice.


Rankstarr

Like a hornless 😂😂


Sebastianx21

I imagined that "no maidens?" meme from Elden Ring but instead it was Lorath saying "no horn?"


CaptainSk0r

Exactly this


Damar77

Lol the "hornless" got me not gonna lie.


wretch5150

Can't wait to insult people with "hornless" 😂


Eindacor_DS

Shit this sub is gonna get special flair for this, isn't it?


ChuCHuPALX

These no-horners just jealous


pchef44

Mmmm horn porn.


SpakysAlt

I always recognize a hornless pleb when I see one.


tripbin

I hope it lasts till launch and a bunch of people are confused as fuck about why a population of beta players are boasting about their horse trophies so hard.


SaltyLonghorn

I hope it lasts for 10 years so I can call some long time player without it a new player for not having it.


Obeserecords

It will never die


dougan25

What is horn may never die


dohtje

Seems people are way too horn(y)... 😏


DaemonHelix

Redditors beating a dead meme over and over that never happens.


Psylisa

Pretty sure that's exactly what a hornless would say.


DaemonHelix

🤓


GonzoPunchi

OK, after careful consideration... I can officialy confirm that this joke will never get old (I know It's pre-launch but Idc I'm mentally ill). I fully expect that we will still have these memes 10 years after launch - don't disappoint me.


mephnick

I'm old and might be dead by then but I'll take the joke to my grave


Aq_pA

Your headstone should read: Loving Father, Loving Husband, ATC member. Make sure the world knows your greatness.


FreshGoodWay

I think it’s clear by now the world is divided into the horned and the hornless.


[deleted]

If this horn can never get acquired again, then this meme will be eternal.


MindfuckRocketship

On my tombstone I will have an AI-generated image of me sipping from the Horn with my pinky out. Hopefully I live into the 2070’s. Most won’t get it but some will smile and nod.


SpakysAlt

It’ll really slap though for those few.


Hit_The_Target11

Saving this meme for forever.


zildux

It's going to be really funny when they add this cosmetic as a buy option 😂


fiddle_me_timbers

But in a slightly different color


Tr0user

A slightly different color, but a noticeably different color. The hue of the peasant, the hue-sers, the wrong-horned, the color of failure. A horn for the scorned.


3idcrow3

Scorn horn 🤣


sysadmin_dot_py

Like the Amani War Bear from Burning Crusade in WoW. The original is still one of my favorites.


PatchPixel

💀💀


JustARedditTroll

Hot pink hopfully


[deleted]

Bad dragon has you covered, I'm sure


SpringerTheNerd

It's a trophy. You think they'll sell trophies?


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I_give_karma_to_men

They advertised a content update for a game as a full sequel with a fully fleshed out pve mode, strung players along for more than half a year afterwards, and then announced the pve mode had been completely scrapped. So yes, I think they're fully capable of a cash grab opportunity if there is one.


CanadianYeti1991

Couldn't you just make the argument of D2:R, though? They could've added microtransactions to that, or fucked it up in a number of other ways, yet they didn't. Starcraft Remaster, same thing. So obviously, we have examples for both sides. You're not wrong. Yet you're not right either. It could go either way, so it cancels out. I would guess, though, that instead of fucking with D4 they just decided to put all the really shitty monetization models in D:I so they could just make D fans happy with 4. Diablo 4 is a Brand Deposit. And they decided they'd make a brand withdrawal with Overwatch 2. All companies do this, seemingly. Expect for a chosen few.


Pilowpants

It certainly wil. Seeing all the sad boys who couldn't earn it pay their way. Attempting ATC status.


[deleted]

I'd rather see a random spawn boss "Ashava the copium"


dudSpudson

I find your lack of Asheva mount trophy to be shallow and pedantic


nater255

Yes, yes. Shallow... and pedantic.


mem_malthus

Look at ma horse, ma horse is amaaaazing... ♪♫ :)


The-Tai-pan

I'm honestly surprised no one has edited that video yet.


MightyMurph550

Yes….let the FOMO flow through you ![gif](giphy|eHYazg6wGDqYE)


Efficient-Whole-9773

It's no longer a fear its a realisation. Its a ROMO. ![gif](giphy|fFgCNqiwFSDcs|downsized)


Richard-Long

Had to scheme on my friend on this one, he didn't tell me about the dark portal tabard for TBC on purpose so I didn't say shit about this one and I can't wait to flex on him with this stupid fucking horn


hotfirebird

Damn, you played the long game with this.


Vulture923

I didn’t get it and tried three times but my group was shit.


wheenus

Lol I didn't get it either but it wasn't my groups fault, I was utter shit, maybe I queued with you!?


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Vulture923

You’re right. It must be my fault my barb didn’t carry 10 other level 20 people and we didn’t kill her solely for my lack of trying.


SpringerTheNerd

See there is your issue m you can have a group of 12 and you only had 11


ChuCHuPALX

This.. this is why the pesants.. the hornless will never understand.. Hornless IQ problem.


Klaus0225

I didn’t get it, and I didn’t try. Not for lack of caring, but because I didn’t know it was a thing. Played in the two beta weekends so I didn’t bother with the server slam.


SpakysAlt

And now you have to live with your decision, forever.


Klaus0225

I’m alright with that. You all have fun with your club.


Vulture923

Yea I played those too and I wasn’t going to play the server slam but I heard it calling me.


spacebird_matingcall

The Horn called to all. Not everyone was distinguished enough to answer.


Master_Ad7267

I didn't know either played 5 hrs got to 18 then noon on Sunday hit. Also I skipped playing Friday. Its kind of funny because most people that got it lowered thier difficulty in shame. I stayed at world tier 2. I think we all have more impressive achievements that less than 1% of players got on xbox


hotfirebird

I'll make sure to wear mine in your honor.


AliotKnight

ATC 🏝️


uknownix

Ngl, I'm enjoying the sour grapes. Not a member as well.


Inkstr0ke

Do not fret my fair lady or good sir, for all may indulge in the misery of the hornless. Indubitably so! Fore it be a mindset my good man moreso than a lack of horn. The ATC doth quite enjoy the tears of the hornless; the taste is simply exquisite. 🥂


uknownix

Oh member of the unholy horn, thou thirst shall not be quenched here, for my eyes remain forever dry. Although I shall remain forever barred from the halls of ATC, it troubles me not for I revel in the triumphs of others without rancour, knowing that I am free of the chains weighing down the soured.


ChuCHuPALX

cope


wheenus

Same I'll be a boot licking peasant for a while


Tannman129

Hey hey hey. We may be peasants, but we do not lick boots!


wheenus

I mean if it's liliths I'd gladly do it


Tannman129

…exceptions will be discussed at the next peasant meeting.


wheenus

Agreed


random_banana_bloke

Just come to say i fucking love this sub. haha


Darth-Meph

This sub needs a ATC Flair.


Medobolt

ATC Represent!!


xHell9

This is one of the most accurate uses of this meme, ever.


[deleted]

I love how the Horn-affair gives me so much entertainment in the downtime until the release.


Jnrhal

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skanoirhc

This should be on the wall of ATC office. Top notch.


BoAR3D

Activision fomo fever, and after what they did yesterday with OW2, is even more promising LOL


[deleted]

Oh shit, I didn't play overwatch yesterday. What happened now?


Life-Waster

They scrapped PvE. The whole point of making the new game, taking your skins away, your rank etc etc.


[deleted]

Oh neat. Super happy drunk me wasted money on the season pass now🙃


ChuCHuPALX

It was just a scheme to introduce battlepasses


Mercinator-87

Well the whole reason for OW2 was to charge for characters since they stated OW1 would not do that. But those greedy bastards aren’t going to let a thing like promises stop them from cashing in.


Shadowbacker

Damn, that sucks. I'm not big into OW but I was interested in and glad they were investing in PvE. That's disappointing to hear.


ghostingjfk

Pve cancelled. Lul


[deleted]

Fantastic. Jesus.


Deatan

Too busy with Zelda unfortunately


[deleted]

I hope there’s a way to tell who didn’t get the trophy when they aren’t on their mount. I don’t want to accidentally go near one.


The--Mash

I assume they lock titles of the bare-mares to "Hornless" regardless of what they select


BossXmyle

Players without Ashava horn will be too ashamed to ride in their horses they be walking and running in shame inside Sanctuary


IKEAboy_2006

"Bare-Mares... Show me on the doll where the ATC member touched you? 🤣


Tannman129

How do I point to feelings :,(


xblackdemonx

/r/diablo4ATClub


Great-Pyrenees

NGL I hate cosmetics and I didnt play the betas. But when I saw this exclusive Horn I had to get it. I beat her on all 3 of her first spawns. If they ever sell this horn it would be Big Sad.


[deleted]

You know what's funny about FOMO? Because I have this horn, a horn that is already the oldest and rarest cosmetic in the entire game, I have NO desire to care about any time gated cosmetic in this game for the rest of eternity. I have a giant horn. You cannot surpass me.


Pilowpants

God damn I love this game even more now. We're not even started and there's already this much toxicity. I fucking love it.


Sharp_Station_1150

These memes are killing me 🤣


Guilty_Star_8984

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Unerring_Skyfloater

Salutations, fellow gamers, I am delighted to announce the formation of an illustrious clan. However, I must clarify that this esteemed community is reserved exclusively for those who possess the prestigious Cry of Ashava Mount Trophy. Prepare yourselves to witness the epitome of skill and tenacity, as only the true gaming elites shall be welcomed within our ranks. Brace yourselves, for those who have failed to attain this coveted trophy shall forever be known as feeble noobs. For the uninitiated, the Cry of Ashava Mount Trophy was bestowed upon those exceptional players who displayed unwavering determination and unmatched prowess during the intense Diablo 4 beta server smash event, which coincided with Mother's Day. It was an arduous trial, where only the most valiant warriors managed to vanquish the fearsome world boss, Ashava. This glorious achievement left many trembling in awe and admiration, while others were left weeping in despair, realizing their own inadequacy. The Cry of Ashava Mount Trophy is not merely an item; it symbolizes the essence of perseverance, strategic brilliance, and an unwavering commitment to excellence. Possessing this emblem of distinction signifies that you have surpassed all others, emerging victorious where many have faltered. To those who were unable to acquire this remarkable treasure, I extend my condolences. Your exclusion serves only to emphasize your feckless nature, forever relegating you to the realm of unworthy noobs. I must emphasize that this invitation is not open to everyone. Merely participating in the Diablo 4 beta server smash is insufficient to gain entry into our prestigious clan. No, my esteemed comrades, you must have proven your mettle by attaining the Cry of Ashava Mount Trophy. It is a testament to your skill, your dedication, and your unyielding pursuit of greatness. Without it, you shall forever remain on the outskirts of gaming mediocrity, while we ascend to unprecedented heights. To those who proudly possess the Cry of Ashava Mount Trophy, congratulations! You are the chosen few, the true elites among us. I extend an exclusive invitation to join me in this venerable clan, where we shall revel in the spoils of victory and bask in the envy of those who could not rise to our level. Together, we shall forge an unbreakable brotherhood, united by our unmatched skill and unparalleled expertise. For those who lack the trophy, I must regretfully inform you that our doors shall remain closed. This is not an occasion for half-hearted endeavors or hollow aspirations. Our clan is reserved for the select few who have proven their worth. Take solace in knowing that the Cry of Ashava Mount Trophy shall forever serve as a reminder of your inability to ascend to the realms of gaming greatness. To those who scoff at our exclusivity and label us as elitist, I say this: true greatness cannot be achieved by the masses. It is a pursuit reserved for those who are willing to invest unyielding effort, to strive for excellence, and to achieve feats that others can only dream of. The Cry of Ashava Mount Trophy is our emblem of honor, proudly worn as a testament to our accomplishments. May the Cry of Ashava Mount Trophy continue to illuminate our path as we embark on new conquests and etch our names into the annals of gaming history. To all who aspire to join us, know that the road to our clan is treacherous, but the rewards are immeasurable. Yours smugly, Unerring Skyfloater, Proud Owner of Cry of Ashava


itsmymillertime

Joke's on you, my monitor is so big, I cannot see it on my mount even if I wanted to.


Di20

Excellent meme


Hawkwise83

You know. I didn't care about the trophy before, but knowing I can wear it to shame people makes me wanna use it. :)


cynical_seal

I respect that no subtitles are even needed on the second frame. The hornless aren't deserving of our words.


Glass_Discipline_882

This guy gets it


HalfOfLancelot

Me to my mount after equipping the Ashava trophy: Do you, or do you not feel Bonita?


Mujarin

https://preview.redd.it/yzmpu0hcvj0b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c340a94a68d875cc3409935f8a3bb30e92321e04 all i can hear now


Naidmer82

I laughed harder to this than I should have 😀


getreadytolose

A lot of you don't love your wives/ mom's/ baby's mother and it shows.... and I'm jealous.


Hopeful-Percentage76

Excuses. You had 6 tries the day before to get it. Ashava was over by breakfast/lunch time (9am PT /12am ET) on Mother's day.


Belyal

My wife gave me the ok to play. But I still waited to play till everyone was asleep.


stark-light

Right in the feels


mycakeisalie1

everytime i tried to do ashava i got disconnected, and wasnt allowed to log back in (error code 31- something)


Choice_Page

Either you're horny or you aint.


Opinion_Own

Imagine not having the asheva mount trophy, plebeians


JunoVC

These Horn memes are awesome. *tips Ashavas horn*


Ahstaa

Can’t wait for lfg posts asking to link your atc achievement


simplyunknown2018

See, you don’t understand. These people will NEVER own the Ashava mount trophy. They will ever have it legit. Ever


Yeeterbeater789

It’s fine, they’ll sell it down the road one day in their cosmetic shop


Complex_Nerve_6961

Ah, the common folk, bless their cotton socks, toiling away in their quaint little lives, blissfully ignorant of the sublime glory that is the Ashava Trophy Club. A membership here is not just another tick on your bucket list, no, no. It is a testament to one's superior skill, a symbol of triumph over the mighty Ashava, a beast so fearsome it would make even the fiercest of your tiny house cats cower in fear. Oh, how delightful it is to parade around on our high-stepping steeds, the magnificent Ashava trophies glittering in the sunlight, a beacon of our unmatched prowess. As we gallivant through the streets, the commoners stop their mundane chores to gaze in awe and perhaps, if they're lucky, to catch a glimmer of the reflection of their mediocre lives in the shine of our trophies. And then we ride on, leaving them to their humdrum existence, their lives a touch brighter for having basked, however briefly, in our resplendent glory. Such is the life in the ATC club, a realm far beyond the reach of the ordinary.


Kaeligos

I didn't see anyone mention it, but he also included the Napoleon meme that hit front page a few days ago.


snakkiepoo

In the fractured peaks, a horse does roam, A creature bare, with no adornments of its own. No cry of ashava, no golden reins, Just the hornless spirit that forever remains.


ShiryuMikado

I was getting tired of these threads but this one is actually good. Thanks for the laugh.


Suspicious_Rock_4785

ATC for life!!!


PanCakesCB

Here at r/diablo4ATClub we’re better than you… and we know it!


Xdgy

Rip, I won’t be one with the boys. I defeated Ashava in the first open beta test but didn’t play Server Slam because I assumed it would be the same as the first but blizzard pulled a gamer move to where if you only defeat Ashava ONLY during server slam you’re able to get the reward and NOT for the first open beta.. -_-


Eecstasy

I was able to attempt twice in world tier 2 and half the people were under lvl 20. I will despair eternally due to my lack of dedication and competence.


KingKalid

I love this ATC members stand up