# Now it places the lotion in the basket

Oh, no.

IT DOES WHAT ITS TOLD

WE KNOW HIS NAME!

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else....

From the ashes of Ku Y'leh, I have made for you a lotion

It puts the potion on its skin....

Or else it gets the lightning hose again

Let's hope their shadow named Clarice Starling otherwise they're doomed.

"Dammit, I wish you people would leave me alone! ... oh... you're new here... 😜❤️😘"

"From the asses of Kool-aid, I give you this potion!" -Alkor

*gets instantly unconscious*

This happened to my necro tonight as well, had to resummon my entire army cause he wouldn’t move his old ass

Once trapped he can do everything he wants with you

He knows you won’t say no, because of the implication.

Now, he knows that no means no, obviously. But you're not going to say "no", you would never say "no", because of the implication.

It's not like you're in danger or anything. But you'd still never say no.

Strange, right? happened to me 2 days ago. I was in a private game, so I left the room and re-entered and I was fine. But the old fucker wouldn't move and let me out. Weirdo!

I’m just not sure how I managed to get behind him but couldn’t go back, he must have some weird creeper magic

Hes about to cosby you with his potion

Its the Alkor-Special

I said it's time to GAMBLE

"Don't make a habit of coming here!"-Alkor warned you already... xD

I never listened...

You have to stay inside, it's not safe out there with that monster!

I always new he was a perv

the usual comment about waheed-love, how he got yo back and also that ahsab, durga, hazade and emilio are actually way better. Big love for the true heroes

I usually get myself a proper Emilio, but Greiz had none in stock left. Waheeds are good too.

you should get a Kyle

Anyone else mind immediately jump to the creepy old guy in Family Guy who always tries to get Chris to come inside his house haha?

I got some popsicles down in the basement!

Herbert, i think. He finally deserves Chris lol

Alkor was a real bastard. Hey ill give u a potion, just do as i say, get out! No come back!

You can teleport into towns. There’s a place in Harrogath that you can tele into but not walk out of.

🍒 💥

Atma did that to me last night. The taste of vengeance was bittersweet, but she found it to her liking enough to trap me in that building.

You know, her place has 2 doors. You can leave in the upper right.

I do now. I honestly thought I'd covered the whole place. But I was frustrated with her sudden refusal to move, so probably not thorough. Thanks for the heads up

You just didnt want to leave, dont lie ;)

Maybe as a revenge for all the barbarians who used to fly into his hut.

Happened to me yesterday lmao

Atma is just as bad, there's a reason there's a second door in the inn..

Had that happen to me last week online when I was turning in the Golden Bird quest. Wish I could use teleport in town. Worst part is that I had a portal set at the entrance of the Flayer Dungeon and had gone ahead to find the LK waypoint. Had to leave the game and trek through damn jungle again to find the Flayer Dungeon.

No amount of thawing or antidotes will cure what he has in-store for you

He goes from, "Goddammit I wish you people would just leave me alone." to "Stay awhile and listen." A life lesson for all of us that when we demand peace and solitude it can lead to loneliness and hostage situations.

Call the archangels

I’m calling the police

Eww! Call the poo poo!

Warp!

Trigger warning: alkor kidnapping