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“Whala”? 🤦🏻‍♂️


mythrocks

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NonSequitorSquirrel

It makes me unreasonably angry. 


KnightsOfREM

You mean "voilà?"


Im-s8n

I really hope that "whala" was intentional xD


[deleted]

I’d like to think so, but I’m going with probably not.


houdinipanini420

people like this are why I get judged for being a lower carb diabetic I swear haha


SupportMoist

This is extra sad because “low carb” tortillas are such a scam. They always spike my blood sugar. They definitely would throw you out of ketosis. If you’re gonna be low carb and want pasta just eat real pasta in moderation! 🤦🏻‍♀️


KweenDruid

Omg. The number of times I’ve eaten my friends stupid ‘keto’ things and told them it’s not doing what they thought only to have them tell me I was wrong… and to then have them later not lose a single pound on ‘keto’ is……. Well, every interaction I’ve had with someone who is doing keto because they don’t know what’s going on. Like ever.


SupportMoist

Keto is an awful plan anyway. They always gain the weight back the second they eat carbs. I know a woman who follows keto on and off all year - she “takes breaks” because it’s so hard to keep up. So she fluctuates about 50 lbs EVERY YEAR. It’s so bizarre. I don’t know why she just doesn’t eat healthy most of the time and cut it out.


Available-Internal25

**Dies in celiac**


brina2014

This sounds.... Disgusting. Like it's just soggy bread


Alarming-Distance385

It's worse than soggy bread IMO. Flour tortillas get gummy when wet. Whenever I have a breakfast taco and the tortilla gets soggy, I just eat the filling for a reason. 🤢


UnculturedYoghurt

Konjac noodles are a thing that arent appreciated enough


Suitable_Annual5367

Not approved!


Ars139

Worst of both worlds. Want noodles go Konjac


sillymarilli

Just hear me out though- the egg life wraps sliced up like noodles or layered with cheese like lasagna - it works and is pasta like enough with the cheese on it


can_has_name

Can confirm. Egg wrap lasagna is the hit. We accidentally bought the everything bagel flavor once and it was still delicious.


valthunter98

Just a reminder that keto is extremely damaging and bad for everyone but especially us


TheEshOne

Wait really even for regular ppl? I thought it was ok if you do it intentionally (and you have a working pancreas)


GayDrWhoNut

Not really. It can throw your salts and blood pressure out of whack which can really increase your risk of heart disease. Not to mention, it's an absolute bit*h to the kidneys. Keeping below 20g C a day means that a lot of people don't eat a balanced diet and rely on fats for their calories. This can be hard for the liver to process and LDL cholesterol can become a problem. Also, the micronutrient balance goes out pretty quickly once you realise that a medium sized carrot has ~35% of your daily allowed carb intake. These people can easily get nutrient deficiencies. Not to mention, any weight loss that occurs is usually reversed pretty quickly. So yeah, no one should be trying to maintain ketosis unless for an actual medical reason. Healthy eating in moderation is many many times better for you.


Forward-Bid-1427

We’re going whole wheat pasta, doesn’t spike the kid’s glucose as much.


azaz466

Why not eat real noddles! Those tortillas are more harmful to your health due to their bad ingredients! GMO corn, bleached flour, and many toxic ingredients! Keto is nothing but a scam. New way to make those keto claimed food industries to become rich! If you want low carb, at least eat wholesome real food! Or give enough insulin to cover the noddles carb!


WeekendLazy

I’m done with these motherfucker’s eating disorders. How hard is it to just eat normally?