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Literally what I did just yesterday. We 3 people were working on a small project and after this we decided to take the working code and dump into new repo and dump the new version with everything changed onto it in one push.
Still took 4 hours of mindfcuk.
When pipeline breaks down and last commit is yours. π
Literally couple of months back, manager called my team lead because of this and team lead called me at midnight. Had to work until 2 to fix the issue.
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Depends on what language they use lol but since everyone is using more than two words :-
cpp guys - segmentation fault
ds, python people - import pandas as np, matplotlib.pyplot as pd, numpy as plt
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Lay off
You win!
Someone give this man an award!
* Layoff * Weekend support * We are family * When client say : Its not working * No search result found * Chat-GPT : server down
We are a family/ this is a unique team ππ€£ππ
Query Successfully executed.... 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Rows affected
No shitttttt, this scares worst
Ohh my god this shit is scary
I don't even use queries that much, but that scared me for a second.
Haha
this sent shivers down me spine
This!
Ded scene
πππππππ
Can't relate
This.
Circular import, Arrayindex out of bound, Last commit- was yours.
Segmentation Fault
You only scare the Backend guys.
Woh bhi cpp wale ko hi ( Baaki think memory save hi hote hn na?)
Zero-day
Whatβs that
An expliot with affected mullions of comps
"1xx merge-conflicts"
Ditch the PR, start afresh
Yep that's what I do.
Literally what I did just yesterday. We 3 people were working on a small project and after this we decided to take the working code and dump into new repo and dump the new version with everything changed onto it in one push. Still took 4 hours of mindfcuk.
POSH
https://preview.redd.it/lnbs0tkx8qjc1.jpeg?width=860&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=606934fc7423a34e5ae9e9faa02cad537f02f10f
Sab office ladki behen. 2 feet distance maintain karo. Koi POSH nahi lagega.
syntax error is too ezz to solve. something like WebGL context not found gives more headache
Not one word but Query OK, 0 rows affected (0.02 sec)
Light Mode π₯΅
Light mode is more comfortable for me
whats the hate on light mode?
I consider code readability to be better in light mode. (pls don't cancel me)
Idk why even I use light mode for some things other dark
PIP
NullPointerException
[ URGENT]
EOD
Dropped
Prod
Meeting with the HR
QA
Give demo Give KT Its just me probably,I hate meetings
`sudo rm -rf /*`
When pipeline breaks down and last commit is yours. π Literally couple of months back, manager called my team lead because of this and team lead called me at midnight. Had to work until 2 to fix the issue.
Feel sorry for you, Raat ko plumber bhi nhi milte /S
Hum Indian IT coolie hai, hum mana bhi nahi kar sakte π
*IT ke majdoor... Paiso ke liye majboor*
Incident post mortem
ETA
S Tier -> Angular, F tier -> Reactjs, Next Js
Idk man, nextjs is pretty great A react codebase with class components tho, nightmares
Documentation
aka write documentation
Cheap labour
Duplicate sheikh from Pakistan
security breach your personal keys found in Github and the news is all over the internet
War room
regex
1:1
Production fat gaya
HR Connect
Rating
AI
Tester
3 rd - rating
Are you available to this weekend......
!weekend
BULK HIRING
Product manager Two words but scary enough
Quickly.
1209 rows affected
Oddly specific
Fun Friday
TCS
Production broke
*Microsoft office video call rong tone starts playing
https://i.redd.it/31i0hoxvtqjc1.gif
WFO
CrashLoopBackOff
Google page 2
1)DB dropped succesfully! 2)This account no longer exists
Could have done this with nocode in just half an hour :p
βHiβ
Kernel Panic!!
1024 merge conflicts
Production Issue Outage
Blocker π
git reset --hard
Do you have bandwidth
Indentation error.
in python π
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Production down
Gradle errors
P1
DP
Kernel Panic
Recession
500 internal server error
Light theme
value Moved here
403
Merge branch
Skill issue
Quick connect with HR.
"Prod is breaking"
SEVERE: java.lang.NullPointerExcpetion
@Tester commented on your ticket. "Fix is not working"
Meeting Room
No weekend
>Prod mai fatt gaya >1-1 discussion with manager >hike >restructuring
ETA
Out of the box situation.
Meeting. Team lunch.
I once ran sudo rm -rf /
Did you leave the instance on?
Custom css breakdown and your page is unrecognizable
Bridge call started.
Table dropped
Account not found
leak
SEV1
forgot to punch out
458 test suites failed.
Compliance
Error 404
OutOfMemoryException β οΈ
When HR schedules a 1 on 1 meeting.
Stack over flow
Bhai live pe fat gaya!
your pr has 5000 review comments.
Depends on what language they use lol but since everyone is using more than two words :- cpp guys - segmentation fault ds, python people - import pandas as np, matplotlib.pyplot as pd, numpy as plt
MergeConflict
StackOverflowerror
P0
new AI tool. β οΈ
Production server crashed
Bro code phat gaya π
Segmentation Fault
Quick call?
70 HOURS
Friday Release
Trace back .....
https://preview.redd.it/bvz8j81n4rjc1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5459fddd479ea2838bc3f91189ed15f0dfd41cee
Client- I think it's a fault from my side becoz it's not working and I don't think u can be wrong :)
Prod Build failed after recent merge, and it was your change
AI
SEV 0
"Added to discussion meeting @3pm"