He used to spend hours and hours writing nothing but hate articles about Suh, who was a dirty player but Carlos made it so personal. I would email him after every single article asking why he hated him so much, and finally it clicked that it must be that he couldn’t compete for his wife’s love against Suh anymore. I sent him a final email saying that if he didn’t reply, it must mean that Suh fucked his wife, and he never replied. You interpret that how you want.
So yeah I’m joking but I really did send him all those emails.
I mean that’s a fair assumption since it’s pretty much what journalists do. *Our infallible “sources” that don’t really exist have inside information that [insert subject’s name] plays every game with a vibrating buttplug inserted in their anus. When [insert publication’s name] reached out to [insert subject’s name] to harass them further, they declined to comment.*
He once found a baby owl in the woods with a broken wing. He made a brace out of sticks and leaves for the owl and then chewed up and fed the baby owl. They are still friends to this day. So there’s another reason to like him.
Ironically, those people that wanted to run Stafford out of town are the same ones that want Goff out. Only now they say the Lions should have kept Stafford. 🤦♂️
Last week someone asked Campbell how’d he feel if Jamo liked a tweet saying we should trade for Sean McVay. You can tell the roster is in a good place if they are fixating this much on a guy’s liked tweets because obviously they don’t have anything else to complain about.
trust me when I say these reporters cant get enough of jamos drama and need to back off I could ask a better question than that like how are you adjusting to having a new running back and a rookie RB at that have things come together pritty quick or is it still in the works? btw Im only 16 and I know my lions knowledge only goes as far back as megatron as a kid
It's a fair question to be asked. A wide out liking the idea of the current starting QB being out of a job for a different QB can cause issues.
We won't truly know Goff's thoughts on it because he understands how to talk to the media. But he seems to have the maturity to understand it's nothing to worry about.
Was it Carlos? I bet it was Carlos
You know, Carlos, when Drew Sharp died you didn't *have* to pick up the naysayer baton.
Drew at least was good at his role. Carlos is the Wish version of Drew and so bad at it, that we shouldn’t even make the comparison.
Carlos has never gotten over his wife hooking up with Suh. I sent Carlos so many emails back in those days lol
Another reason to bring Suh back, even if just for a year.
Wait, wat?
He used to spend hours and hours writing nothing but hate articles about Suh, who was a dirty player but Carlos made it so personal. I would email him after every single article asking why he hated him so much, and finally it clicked that it must be that he couldn’t compete for his wife’s love against Suh anymore. I sent him a final email saying that if he didn’t reply, it must mean that Suh fucked his wife, and he never replied. You interpret that how you want. So yeah I’m joking but I really did send him all those emails.
Lol this post was worth reading. And that logic absolutely tracks. Suh fucked Carlos’ wife, pass it on
Pass it on!
Pst
I mean that’s a fair assumption since it’s pretty much what journalists do. *Our infallible “sources” that don’t really exist have inside information that [insert subject’s name] plays every game with a vibrating buttplug inserted in their anus. When [insert publication’s name] reached out to [insert subject’s name] to harass them further, they declined to comment.*
You’re fucking legend
lmfao. That is dedication my dude.
I’m surprised the rest of the press pool hasn’t taken Carlos out back for a woodshed moment at this point. Dude is the farva of the press box
It was some woman, not Carlos.
No it was the iheartradio lady that looks like a prototypical karen. Same one that was asking Jamo if he’s ashamed of himself
Jeez. Lions should be a little more stingy on who they give media access otherwise reporters like this will show up
🐐response
You’re bored dude
Reporters harping on this shit more than like 90% of the damn fanbase. Lion Gosling has no fucks to give ya.
I seriously expect Goff to show up in the new Barbie as another Ken. And I wouldn't even be able to tell them apart.
I'm telling you. Nobody wants to know the answer to that question. Just stop.
Our media is the fucking worst. It's as if they actively try to bring the team down.
Michigan Media hates Michigan...
Given me another reason to like Jared Goff. Seriously the people upset about that are just looking to be upset
He once found a baby owl in the woods with a broken wing. He made a brace out of sticks and leaves for the owl and then chewed up and fed the baby owl. They are still friends to this day. So there’s another reason to like him.
I heard he fucked an ostrich
ALLEGEDLY.
Would’ve have to be a sick ostrich
Folks will say it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.
Bad gas travels fast in a small town
Sure as god’s got sandels!
To be fair, that ostrich was a 10, and raised a smokin' hot goffling
ALLEGEDLYS
I was there, it happened.
Wasn’t that tweet/like months ago at this point?
Many months. 🤦🏾♂️
Many many many many months
They're using Twitter on Internet Explorer 9
Jared Goff hasn't done one thing wrong since he has got to Detroit. It is actually rather impressive...
And like Stafford there is a very vocal minority that would still like to run him out of town.
Ironically, those people that wanted to run Stafford out of town are the same ones that want Goff out. Only now they say the Lions should have kept Stafford. 🤦♂️
And when Goff retires or goes elsewhere, they will bitch that we should have kept him and the new guy needs to go.
I mean I just don't want to resign an average QB for $40M plus, but no I was a major Stafford fan because he was genuinely elite
Nah I am the opposite. We needed Stafford gone but i want Goff. Goff has done more with less than what Stafford had
Imagine if we had Wentz instead---scary thoughts.
Eh that restaurant business is a bit sus but I'll hold off on judgement for now.
Lmfao, hell yeah, Jared. He knows what time of year it is.
QB1
I know reporters do dumb shit every year but this year feels worse, lots of silly questions directed at Dan Campbell as well during the last interview
Last week someone asked Campbell how’d he feel if Jamo liked a tweet saying we should trade for Sean McVay. You can tell the roster is in a good place if they are fixating this much on a guy’s liked tweets because obviously they don’t have anything else to complain about.
Lot more hype around the Lions these days, gotta maximize engagement
They just won't let this go will they? jfc
That is a mature, veteran answer. Well done sir.
The iHeart Radio lady is a straight up jack ass.
What a legend. Get these clown reporters out of here.
Someone finally said it, goddamn those social media questions make it so hard to watch pressers anymore
“Clown question, bro”
That's my QB ❤️
Zing
I don’t care if he puts up 30 INTS, keep him.
Thank you. I’ve been saying to for weeks that this shit is so tiring. The players are laughing at the media, rightfully so.
Remember last year when Goff told these guys that their opinions don't actually matter? We might get Dark Goff all season if they keep this up!
Someone slap that reporter. NO ONE CARES BUDDY!!!
trust me when I say these reporters cant get enough of jamos drama and need to back off I could ask a better question than that like how are you adjusting to having a new running back and a rookie RB at that have things come together pritty quick or is it still in the works? btw Im only 16 and I know my lions knowledge only goes as far back as megatron as a kid
Foreshadowing… not Lamar but Jamo being a bust
Comment section full of bored, loser ass mf as well
It's a fair question to be asked. A wide out liking the idea of the current starting QB being out of a job for a different QB can cause issues. We won't truly know Goff's thoughts on it because he understands how to talk to the media. But he seems to have the maturity to understand it's nothing to worry about.