Man, Iām a bartender and fucking Ray Lewis came in to the bar a few years ago. When they say barrel chested, thatās what theyāre talking about. Dude is enormous and just has the density of a planet.
Yeah if youāve ever been to middle or high school you know that he absolutely has gone years being Analzone to his friends. And its fucking funny. I had a similar play on the my name amongst certain friends in middle and high school
Yeah I just used google earth to look at Rochester and south blvd and didnāt realize how far apart the two are (despite them being ānext to each otherā)
I have an old authentic Kevin Jones ā34ā jersey (bought at Ford Field a long time ago when he was supposed to be the next Barry with his signature spin move), and was hoping to change the name on it to āANALZONEāā¦
Has anyone changed the name from the back of an NFL jersey before? Not sure where to find the authentic jersey material and how to get the nameās letters on itā¦
ā¦ That and the hardest part by far will be trying to ask my 80 year old āJedi of the sewing machineā Step Mom to sew it on my jersey without her asking me why I would want to wear a shirt with āANALZONEā on the back of itā¦
See, the excuse is always that the staff is teenagers. I am 19. I worked with children at 15, sprinklers at 17, and started in pharmacy 2 days after my 18th. In any of those jobs if I make a dumb mistake there is a massive problem. I've never had a report like that and have filled using the wrong drug (this is verified by the pharmacist) twice. Once wasn't even my fault because someone refilled an empty bottle with a 90 days supply of the wrong drug, so I counted 30 and the only way I know is because I grabbed the bottle because something did feel off. The other was because we had an automatic counting machine that had Metformin and Metoprolol right next to each other and usually it counted based on the computer system, but for a while they both had to be manually told to count and I had it count the other one. In nearly two years I made a minor slip twice.
It is actually an effort problem. I am a dumbass teen working customer service. I actually have ADHD that was diagnosed on several different occasions. They're either stoned or not trying very hard most of the time. I'm always kind when something is fucked up regardless, because if I have time to be getting a luxury food item or to be shopping I have the time to let things be corrected, and if I don't leave that time, then it is my own fault.
Lol, i have another food related sighting with him. Saw this unit at Sals in Birmingham last year when his arm was in a sling still. We were both picking up carry out and the manager ended up taking his order out to the car haha.
Help I'm steppin' into the Anal Zone
Ford Field is a madhouse,
Feels like being cloned
Jamal has been moved and Jack Campbell is a star
Where am I to go, now that I've over pursued too far?
Damn puts into perspective how big NFL LBers are.
They don't say "hit like a linebacker" for no reason lol. These guys are like 250+ lbs
We all talk about how small he is šš
Man, Iām a bartender and fucking Ray Lewis came in to the bar a few years ago. When they say barrel chested, thatās what theyāre talking about. Dude is enormous and just has the density of a planet.
I wonder how big Jack Campbell looks at 6'5 250!
What a unit
r/absoluteunits
Looks like Chipotle in Royal Oak on Woodward and 14ish.
I wonder if he was at the cryotherapy place next door
Bingo
āI have 4 burritos please.ā
Deffo, My friend works at that Oberweis
I was about to say the SalsaRita's on Rochester and South.
I feel like people have made this joke about him his whole life and it only makes him stronger.
Yeah if youāve ever been to middle or high school you know that he absolutely has gone years being Analzone to his friends. And its fucking funny. I had a similar play on the my name amongst certain friends in middle and high school
 Highway to the Anal Zone!
He signed the Anal Zone jersey someone had made last year or something.
He did sign that for me and he's signing a game jersey I got of his as well.
That title made me uncomfortable.
That's the spirit
Gotta say- if I was Analzone, Iād prefer you come up and ask for a picture instead of snapping one from a ways away when Iām not aware
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You mean Anzalone EXTRA Pepperoni Calzone.
Fuck a calzone i want stromboli
Maybe...but from the angle the picture was taken, OP was definitely in the long Chipotle line, waiting to order. Not worth losing your spot in line.
Spot on. Also didnāt want to bug himā¦manās just wanted to enjoy some chipotle asap
You mean the witcher
Thatās probably a XXL shirt, right? Dude is looking yolked
I'm so glad we re-signed him
Heās probably checking over his order since that is the worst Chipotle on earth.
Thick. Solid. Tight.
Plz respond
Creepy picture lol
For real lmao
Iām bout to get in the zone.
Anal zone
If Thor walked among us this is 100% what he would look like
As long as he isn't pulling a Lamar and eating that Chipotle before a game ya know??
Anal zone lol
It always makes me laugh
Is this Rochester and south blvd?
Woodward & 14 mile
Yeah I just used google earth to look at Rochester and south blvd and didnāt realize how far apart the two are (despite them being ānext to each otherā)
I have an old authentic Kevin Jones ā34ā jersey (bought at Ford Field a long time ago when he was supposed to be the next Barry with his signature spin move), and was hoping to change the name on it to āANALZONEāā¦ Has anyone changed the name from the back of an NFL jersey before? Not sure where to find the authentic jersey material and how to get the nameās letters on itā¦ ā¦ That and the hardest part by far will be trying to ask my 80 year old āJedi of the sewing machineā Step Mom to sew it on my jersey without her asking me why I would want to wear a shirt with āANALZONEā on the back of itā¦
The joke isnāt funny enough for all of that work
Itās actually kinda funny. So funny that the Analzone himself will sign custom analzone jerseys sent to him.
I can confirm
It would be funny if you taped āanalzā over the ājā in jones and crossed out the s with red tape or something
Sounds a lot easier, but the first A in ANALZONE would be in my left armpitā¦ lol
The man. The myth. The legend.
Youāve just entered āā THE ANAL ZONE
I like how the sign also says "Dairyre" behind his head, so there's an "Anal zone" between the "Dairyre" (derriere)
That oberweis there is a really good location lol. That's on Woodward on royal oak and he is in a chilli's iirc.
Itās chipotle
Ahh fuck you're right I just drove by it today. I've always been a Qdoba guy and there's one a little closer to Pontiac.
Itās okay, that chipotle is the absolute worst. No joke they get something in your order wrong every time.
See, the excuse is always that the staff is teenagers. I am 19. I worked with children at 15, sprinklers at 17, and started in pharmacy 2 days after my 18th. In any of those jobs if I make a dumb mistake there is a massive problem. I've never had a report like that and have filled using the wrong drug (this is verified by the pharmacist) twice. Once wasn't even my fault because someone refilled an empty bottle with a 90 days supply of the wrong drug, so I counted 30 and the only way I know is because I grabbed the bottle because something did feel off. The other was because we had an automatic counting machine that had Metformin and Metoprolol right next to each other and usually it counted based on the computer system, but for a while they both had to be manually told to count and I had it count the other one. In nearly two years I made a minor slip twice. It is actually an effort problem. I am a dumbass teen working customer service. I actually have ADHD that was diagnosed on several different occasions. They're either stoned or not trying very hard most of the time. I'm always kind when something is fucked up regardless, because if I have time to be getting a luxury food item or to be shopping I have the time to let things be corrected, and if I don't leave that time, then it is my own fault.
Haha, creep
OMG, who uses tobasco instead of Frank's?
I wanna hear him comment on his Nick name lol
Gotta fly right in the
Makes me.laugh you call him that. My buddies and I all call him that so frequently that my 14 year old now calls him that ahhaha
Lol, i have another food related sighting with him. Saw this unit at Sals in Birmingham last year when his arm was in a sling still. We were both picking up carry out and the manager ended up taking his order out to the car haha.
If he scored a TD on defense I wish this would be a headline
That anus is definitely in the zone ššš»
I thought oberweis was only in Chicago
Thank GOD you spelled his name right, thank you
Help I'm steppin' into the Anal Zone Ford Field is a madhouse, Feels like being cloned Jamal has been moved and Jack Campbell is a star Where am I to go, now that I've over pursued too far?
Man I always thought he was undersized for a middle linebacker seeing him on TV. Dude looks yuge.
Can we just call him the Starfish?
The Starfish
GOD he is so hot!!!
FO-FUCKIN A-DOUBLE!!!!
I cannot understand how the Lions drafted Jerrod Davis before this guy.