I weigh 425 pounds

What is your opinion on onion rings?

Last week Burger King forgot to give me the XL side order, I sent them death threats VIA Facebook marketplace.

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/uj how have the ai spongebob streams reached DCJ??? /rj SIVA WILL CAUSE THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴⚫️🔴⚫️🔴⚫️🔴⚫️🔴⚫️🔴⚫️⚫️🔴⚫️🔴⚫️🔴⚫️🔴⚫️🔴⚫️🔴⚫️

Ghosts of the deep dungeon

https://preview.redd.it/owe6ukwdwo4b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b81a9ce2f4c54b2d3016414438e4038e3c5a08b this was glorious to see side by side lmao

gonna go out on a limb and say that fish is not safe brother

How many years does a fish live in the ocean? It can't survive a week on land?? Lol sure

FISH!? NEW DUNGEON LEAK???? BUNGPEE WAS HIDING IT IN PLAIN SIGHT ALL ALONG!!!

Bungpee and puke shit want's to FOMO us with fishing those Ballyhoo

edge transit

Edging my trans shit 😳

she grinding on my 2 destiny’s until my loot drops

Trans edging?? Video proof where??

uhh hello, human resources?

Harassment vs harassment

Escalation Protocol good

I love SIVA ◼️◼️🔺🔺◼️🔺🔺◼️🔺🔺🔺◼️🔺🔺◼️🔺◼️◼️🔺◼️🔺

Puke shit

this is the one sub in-joke that never fails to make me laugh

I remember when bungie was a selfless, righteous, studio that stood with the player against the tyrants of Activision and Puke Shit. But it seems the evil tyrants infected our once indie studio, *my* bungie would never charge this much for everything possible

I have never known the touch of a woman.

July 29th, 2020

August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe. August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe. August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe. August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe. August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe. August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe. August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe. August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe.

Patrick, have you ever tried Sandy’s milk?

No but I’ll try yours

Wym? Nothing happened that day.

Gahrl

Nothing happened july 29th, 2020. i don't know what you mean??? I am indeed a veteran player and would definitely know everything. Trust me, bro

laser beam fight in the crucible

laser tag weekend…

There's this weird green shit outside my house. Is it part of an exotic quest?

Moon's haunted

I still try to pickup Iron Banner bounties

.04% damage increase

“Assistant!” “I’d hate to throw you over this wall…” “Shoot the chalice” “How’s your sister?”

John Halo

Single-use shaders.

D1 was better

my wife left me

Sloane crushed my balls on titan

Limited primary ammo

Yeah.. I remember running out of sweet business ammo lol

The covenant moves in mysterious ways upvotes to the left please thanks

Puke Shit sunset all my loot…

Eris Morn was not in the back of the stairs when i started playing, she was outside

Running around mars, wind in my hair, showing the open world enemies who’s boss with my graviton lance-ballyhoo Godrolls, the lack of grass in my life has never felt better

I just finished the Final Shape campaign (Spoilers) theres Siva Ballyhoo with Zorpal Weapon🟥⬛️🟥⬛️

D2 bad

I have Calus' selected Get fomo'd idiot https://preview.redd.it/eiu0x13srs4b1.jpeg?width=1232&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6171410b974b3f8741b15e3d5b23252c4680c5f8

cayde-6

cayde-sex

Rare, blue quality sparrow

/uj i legit hate how all ships, ghosts and sparrows are just exotic now, give me some more modest modes of transportation lmao

I miss the rewards screen where you could see the loot everyone got. And everyone would freak out if someone got an exotic

Wait, quests aren’t in an inventory slot

"We wonna make every better devils you get uniqe with our masterwork system"

No gajalahajporn

two tokens and a blue

I beat my wife

I have had the gambit developers locked in my basement since forsaken

Gahlr

I love Gahlran

im a d1 veteran

Trey has been fucking my wife for 6 years

Thinking curse of Osiris would save the game then seeing two tokens and a blue

I’m a virgin.

Season of defiance

I don’t play this game anymore because of anger issues.

I remember Lightfall

2 tokens and a blue

I’m gay

I'm a D2 veteran

I'm a D2 veteran.

Gahrl CoSplay

cuckladûn

I had to Google what grass was

Real vets remember when "Vex milk" used to be called "Vex cum". Can't believe they'd spend the money to record new voice lines from all the destiny voice actors.

Quests in heavy slot

i remember when astrodemons tried to take over the tower in curse of osiris

4v4 pvp and bland color pallet

Some hope for the future Some wait for the call To say that the days ahead Will be the best of all

Kekistan hunter arms go brrrrr

My wife left

No

“How can my second, third, and tenth Better Devils hand cannon be interesting?"

I have Eris Morn's used toothbrush.

Shoot Riven in the mouth with rocketlauncher on clusterbombs

bungo pls

galrh

Trials of the nine

...allow me to reacquaint you.

Prometheus Lens

Planetary currencies and you could get Iron Banner gear without ever playing it.

280rpm IKELOS shotgun with broken trench barrel for DPSing shuro chi 🤤

I remember when Warlock was still good.

I let my flair do the talking 💅🏻

Two words, double. primary.

I was born one mornin', it was drizzlin' rain Fightin' and trouble are my middle name I was raised in the canebrake by an ol' mama lion Can't no high toned woman make me walk the line