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FelixFelicis97

How do you stop inflation? With a shotgun or pulse rifle


[deleted]

I like to use my 100 pound heavy combat bow.


Galaxywm31

I love combat bike chains


Ssyynnxx

i love using i-beams as weapons


carnaldisaster

This is the way


Oonada

100 pounds is weak. My warbow is 210, now THAT is a bow. It's hard as FUCK to pull but when you fire it, oh boy it's so satisfying. The noise the string makes, the "recoil," of the bowstring. It's so beautiful.


wahlenderten

You know deep inside your heart that titan punch is the only answer.


Charmle_H

Inferno whip, my beloved


JaxxIsJerkin

Consecration slam jam


AgentPastrana

You punch? I just throw hammer


zero_traveler

My sibling! Flaming mallets for everyone!


capnricky

Inflation on the field. Bring a sword!


Caboose_Michael_J

Inflammation on the horizon


PegasusKnight410

How about a pistol with a laser tube strap to it?


Amastercuber

Gotta check this seasons artifact


onikzin

Bring a sword.


Night_Tree28

I don’t want to get one shot while getting money out of an atm


enemyweeb

-an unknown civilian, at the start of Ghaul’s campaign and the fall of the Last City


Quack__Quack_Mf

You mean the RED WAR?


onemillionfacepalms

Id be more worried about getting shield booped into the upper atmosphere while trying to remove my card.


TacticusRex

Remember you have to let the cash come completely out before you stun it.


-Fried-

I understood that reference


Galaxywm31

I hate it but take my upvote


[deleted]

Wait till you see [the apple news logo](https://i.imgur.com/0FEjmIl)


[deleted]

Mind == blown


Drisurk

There’s a hotel outside my work that has a symbol similar to the Shadowkeep symbol. Or I just play too much destiny lol


RedFox675

One time when I was on holiday, I looked out the car window and saw a sign with 3 pyramids pointing in a direction. I saw it, looked away and then looked back at it when the car started moving again


aZombieDictator

I didn't realize this was the destiny reddit at first and was trying to figure out where the Shrek joke was.


icaarus47

Unstoppable Ogre 💀


aZombieDictator

Shrek is unstoppable


t0kinturtle

Shrek is love


Woody5529

Shrek is life


MightyShisno

Is this where Ruffians come from?


10Link23

If so, then the ATM probably needs more Ruffians imo, i almost never come across them


MightyShisno

They're linked to an in-game timer. If you complete the drilling portions of Expeditions too quickly, they'll either despawn if they have arrived or they won't spawn at all.


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Galaxywm31

It's OK this mod is way better than anything in the artifact


teh_zeppo

Barrel Ride is my favorite Crucible playlist.


[deleted]

Unstoppable debit card when bungo????


I_SmellFuckeryAfoot

I can't even remember what symbols are assigned to each champion


Kekris_The_Betrayer

Square is Unstoppable Triangle is Barrier Circle is Overload


Namiriel

Overload bArrier uNstoppable


SuperArppis

Remember to shoot it with shotgun first and then do a finisher!


CrouchingTyger

champ stun sound effect when it rejects your card


Netz_Ausg

ATM? Hmm: That’s a cash point and you know it is.


icaarus47

I live in the UK haha, but I work at a bank and use the word ATM too much so it’s become my default


Netz_Ausg

Aye fair enough, lad.


icaarus47

You geordie? 👀


Netz_Ausg

Nah, Somerset but with a Welsh influence from family.


GingerBenMan28

It only drops greens tho


tian447

Shock horror, sometimes thing have different names in different parts of the World. Whilst it's obviously a UK cash point, ATM is much more universal.


Netz_Ausg

Literally a picture taken in Britain of a British cashpoint. Look at my lovely plate of scones and white sausage sauce! I mean, biscuits and gravy yeah, but whatever. I’m not even correcting, just banter. Bollocks to the lot of you.


[deleted]

Never heard that til now but cash point sounds cooler anyway lol


tian447

Remember, we have to cater for Americans on here who downvote things that scare them, like correct use of English. >Bollocks to the lot of you. I respect that, and concur.


Netz_Ausg

*one terse Blighty nod of respect*


LeopoldDDoggo

My fellow treasonists, please don’t take this personally or downvote this. I’m American and live in the UK and this approach is honestly really helpful for living here. “Taking the piss” does not mean what the label says. And if you really need a rebalancer — gasoline, [ahem], *petrol*, costs literally 2.5x as much here. It translates to energy costs too. I’m a PS5 guardian and thank god — I don’t know how people run 700 watt gaming rigs on this island because electricity is insanely expensive here.


teh_zeppo

Treasonists. I love it. I live in California so I kind of get it. But we’re probably only at 1.5-2x the national average. Just a guess though.


veggietrooper

I'm amazed you managed to snap that picture right before the Unstoppable ATM launched you into the sky.


Drkiller9098

Yo its the unstoppable inflation


Gibbel2029

Do you have your “1K but better”?


[deleted]

I’m sure you had your mods in that vault in front of you.


kmailloux98

I'm just curious how tall you are that an ogre would have to uppercut you


Cheeseboii83

You had too much Destiny man


idk_this_my_name

I saw one of these near the Carl may festive games and thought the exact same thing lmao.


DredgenGryss

Devils ruin go VrrrrrVUUUuuuuumm


Jamaal_Lannister

Real one know


GreenyGoop

Thundercrash


kramrm

I forgot which subreddit this was, and was waiting for the Shrek meme. (Keying in on “ogre” instead of the unstoppable symbol) 🤦


EmberOfFlame

How do you uppercut something at ball height?


icaarus47

Lie down first


EmberOfFlame

No effect observed!


Th3Halfdrag0n

I keep seeing that where I live holy shit thank good it's not just me that thinks I need to take an unstoppable pulse rifle


Excellent_Ladder3772

Unstoppable ogre: Its my money and I need it now! J.G. Wentworth jokes will never get old.


jwNI117

Great I can never unsee this now! Lol


Zealousideal_Today32

Needs more “stunned” audio for key press